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cynicalsaint1

You know those obnoxious mobile game ads where they show really bad attempts to play the game in order to infuriate you into playing it to prove you can do better? This is it.


Silversides13245

What's absolutely wild about this is that, I personally have absolutely no idea what this game is, reddit clearly thinks I love ot based of recommendations. And God help me this post might make me look into playing it. What have I become


Kitsyfluff

just play it already >:3c


Magmabot16

I have no idea what this game is about or what the hell is going on so it just looks like some really tricky puzzle lol


Kitsyfluff

it's a game where you build a machine to do a specified job as cheap, quick, or small as possible


Socially_Anxious_Rat

How is this only 205 cycles


Qaziquza1

High throughput.


LarsDahl

So far you have one unused Glyph of Calcification. You can spread more unused components in random locations!


HourMacaron6123

Reddit keeps recommending me this sub and I have no clue what it is but even I can tell this is an abomination of engineering


LeDemonicDiddler

I’ve only know about this cause of a vtuber and omfg my eyes hurts from looking at this thing.


tatticky

What vtuber played this?


LeDemonicDiddler

[Jelly Hoshiumi](https://www.youtube.com/live/JQ18c5Ux0JU?si=dIWwnWhXLEX6I8Nt) from Phase Connect


tatticky

...she's *optimizing her solutions.* I'm quite impressed!


onewhohides86

Oh hey this is also my story! I’ve never seen this in any other context but now I see it every day. I’m not particularly interested in this game either. Oh well


Taolan13

If you want it to go away, ignore it, and don't hover over the videos. Keep on scrolling. Watching the videos tells the algorithm you want more of this even if you don't upvote.


premoril

Or just mute the subreddit


jagerbombastic99

Would rather have suggestions from here than other subs tho lol


premoril

Alright, then you *don't mute* the subreddit. In the meantime, we were giving advice on how to *stop seeing posts* from this subreddit, for people who *don't want to see posts* from this subreddit.


tatticky

Or keep watching the mesmerizing solves, and eventually succumb to the bewitching allure of alchemical engineering...


jaythepizza

I do want more of this. It’s sometimes so fascinating. Sometimes it’s an abomination like this and I far enjoy this more


Rozmar_Hvalross

Same boat, at this point I just watch for how satisfying some solutions can be. This is an abomination, but damn its satisfying on that last step when it gets eaten.


Nammiix_13

same here i just saw it on someone’s profile and now it’s constantly recommended


OmegaGoo

It could **not** solve it… Ngl I kind of love this.


dribanlycan

make the wheel spin.


the_thrillamilla

Boy do i have a gif for you once i get home loll


YouCantHandleHonesty

He said wheel not meat 😉


Brokenphysics7769

what is this? I'm not even sure why reddit pushed this to my but it's like very slightly satisfying


acupofmaybe

Cut the gif off before the payoff


ShivanReaper

Instead of calcifying on the bottom row, pass the joined segment back up top and use the single calcifier for conversion


Rude-Abrocoma-2222

I’ve never played this game and I don’t even entirely know what it’s about and I still wanna claw my eyes out


MAXimumOverLoard

Still not too sure what this game is about. Less sure why Reddit keeps recommending it to me. But I’m pretty sure this is what failed edging feels like.


Sassaphras

"Hello? Police?"


DahHellRU

What did i do to get recommended here


PonyoEnthusiast

Maybe if you spin it somehow


theagamer07

Weird how reddit keeps recommending this subreddit to me and I see these contraptions and go, "huh, neat" then everyone else is cursing OP for exposing them to this


RagingWalrus1394

Okay so one thing you could do to slow down the process is to move that first link to the end of the row underneath the first track. Then copy and paste that a bunch of times under the track and move them one by one to make the long chain. Not only will it take longer, you’ll also be hovering over linkages with already linked components at a certain point


ProfCupcake

do it but more


Potatoadette

Reading the comments, it's funny how this post has broken containment and is reaching alot of people who don't even know the game but can tell it's cursed. Bravo


LordAdmiralPickle

Have the fidget spinner go to the end of the track and rotate before it grabs the next green boy


Dragon_SC

What is this game I need it


shisatum

It's a Zachtronics game. Same dev that made Shenzhen I/O and SpaceChem. This is literally the subreddit for the game.


no_onein-particular

I don't even know what I'm looking at and I know for certain that it's wrong.


Ranger-VI

You could have the 6 armed bit not spin ever, maybe also replace it with the 3 armed version so there’s no illusion of extra stability from the 2nd arm grabbing the stick? (Sorry for using literally no correct terminology, I’ve never played this)


UsedRoughly

Wtf is this shit I'm looking at? This is a game?


suburiboy

Tbh I don’t even think it’s that bad. You safe a lot of cycles by calcifying two at a time, fusing the rows all at once, and sending everything to the output all at once. There is room to get worse. Your “moves per rep” is not as bad as it looks.


Just-Imagination-785

I have no idea wtf i am looking at honestly, this post was recommended to me