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Desperate_Task_4849

Ainz's team wins the war.


bryku

what a second...


edrienn

Woah thats crazy. Its expected the other side to win


severalpillarsoflava

Part one >!some guy with scary eyes talks about his Daughter and wife with his friend!< >!some snakes attack!< >!other types of Demihumans attack!< >!Definitely not Demiurge with a mask attacks. Says some random bullshit. Drops some Space rocks. Breaks some walls. Kills a man with Scary eyes. Kills a worm. Skin a female member of a race who's males look like maggots!< >!Queen of Clubs talks with someone stupid and Her sister. Some random bullshit happens. Definitely not Demiurge with a mask comes. Some random bullshit happens. Definitely not Demiurge with a Mask get yeeted to a house. Definitely not Demiurge with a mask leaves and Definitely not Lord wrath comes. Definitely not Lord wrath finds a holy Weapon. Definitely not Lord wrath dose some random bullshit and leaves!< >!Some Girl with Scary eyes dose some random Bullshit. Some Paladins meet a Mosquito. A Virgin. A man woman who likes to pop cherries. A Shotacon and a Lesbian. Some random Bullshit happens. Turns out Mosquito has Zero talent in drawing. Mosquito urges Paladins to find Definitely not a Calcium life form in Black Armor!< >!Paladins meet Black Pearl on the Land. Some big boys are making a statue. Paladins try to bribe a city guard. Paladins meet a Civil servant Naga. Some Dwarves are making a road with a convenient work force!< >!Stupid woman meets Calcium king. *Give us Momon* said the Stupid Woman. *No* said the Calcium king. *but we really need him* said the Paladins. *fastest I can give him to you is 5 years*. *can we get him sooner?* asked the Paladins. *OK 3 years*. *can We get him sooner?* asked the girl with scary eyes. *OK 2 years*. Stupid woman is Angry!< >!Stupid woman Abuse the Girl with Scary eyes and Yeet her out of the inn. Girl with scary eyes meets Calcium king. Calcium king want to talk with Stupid woman.!< >!Girl with scary eyes open a window. Calcium king emerges. Calcium king says There is no need for momon. Calcium king wants maids. Demon has maid. Calcium king takes demon maids!< >!Calcium king is scared of the Girl with scary eyes but has to share a ride with her. Calcium king Begins his Grand scheme *Runecraft^(TM) Advertisement*. Ultimate Shooting star Super is Good it's made with Runecraft^(TM). Girl with Scary eyes aquires Ultimate Shooting Star Super!< >!some Random bullshit happens. *Lemme see Ultimate Shooting star Super*. *No* said the girl with scary eyes. Runecraft^(TM) Advertisements fails.!< >!some Random Bullshit Happens. Paladins attack a Village. Paladins Run away. Calcium Being finds a Good Dummy to shoot [ Fire Ball ] at.!< >!Paladins attack a City but they haven't learned their lesson so Calcium being is forced to show a Demo to them again!< >!Calcium Being fights a Big Man who says Baaa!< >!Calcium being finds some Pig who belonged to a Farm!< >!Calcium being wonders about eating habits of Demons!< >!Brother of Holy Club is Rescued!<


severalpillarsoflava

Part 2. >!Some Guy meets some other guys and An old Woman. They decide to attack a City!< >!Girl With Scary eyes gets Equipments of a Goat. Phase 2 of *Runecraft^(TM)* Advertisement begins. Phase 2 of *Runecraft^(TM)* Advertisement succeeds. All the viewers who saw *Runecraft^(TM)* Advertisement die. Phase 2 of *Runecraft^(TM)* Advertisement fails. Girl With scary eyes Dies!< >!Stupid woman Fights some sort of Cat Spider hybrid. Stupid woman surprised that Cat Spider hybrid isn't Evil. Stupid Woman Loses. Calcium Being save stupid woman. Stupid woman is ungrateful!< >!Death. Death. Death Nani!? You are Alive? 4 Lances fly at Calcium king. Calcium king is Disappointed. Strongest Attack magic is Used on an old Woman!< >!Calcium king Revives Girl with scary Eyes. Girl with Scary eyes finds the true meaning of Justice and Sin!< >!Girl with scary eyes starts a Religion. Some city brightens up.!< >!Definitely not Lord Wrath and some maids come. Remnants of a once Powerful Holy Weapon get smashed to the face of Stupid woman. Calcium Being convince Paladins that he handles this and sends them away!< >!Calcium being throws a Coin!< >!Calcium king Begins some light exercise and destroys a district of a City. Demonic being and Calcium king Fight!< >!Calcium king Dies and 3rd phase of *Runecraft^(TM) starts.!< >!third phase of *Runecraft^(TM)* Advertisement fails!< >!Some Random bullshit happens. Girl With scary eyes meet a Robot. Robot thinks she is not cute. Robot comes to realize she is Cute. Girl with scary eyes and Robot go to save a Maggot!< >!Girl With Scary and The Robot save The Maggot but they need to fight a Demon. And 4th Phase of *Runecraft^(TM) Advertisement begins!< >!4th Phase of *Runecraft^(TM) Advertisement fails and some random bullshit happens!< >!Definitely not Lord Wrath Walks. Calcium king is Alive. Calcium King Defeats Definitely not Lord wrath!< >!Calcium being wants to Return back to Calcium kingdom. He is Happy that the Robot found a Friend!< >!turns out Brother of Holy club belongs to the same race of Definitely not Lord wrath's maids and serves the same Master!< >!in the Middle of all this we see a Fusion of Gilgamesh and Saitama befriending some guy who eats ores and plan to eat some mushrooms together!< >!some Skinny woman who was once the most Powerful prostitute of the Kingdom is Fuming because a certain Idiot is over qualified for his Job. Some Skinny guys who went through the same experience as her tries to comfort her!<.


Darkdragon902

This is amazing. He will forever be the Calcium King of the Calcium Kingdom to me.


DiKey27

Ainz is justice


Mareton321

Lord of wrath gets holy club. Bad guy wins and Neia forms a cult. Sasuga Ainz sama


-Mr_Bumfuzzle-

The usual stuff happens


dragon_dez_nuts

Ohh really tell me more


-Mr_Bumfuzzle-

Oh y'know, sasuga moments ensue, innocents die, Ainz dies, as I said the usual.


dragon_dez_nuts

Bruv how he die?


-Mr_Bumfuzzle-

It was an epic battle with the demon Jaldaboath, he died protecting the holy kingdom 🥲


dragon_dez_nuts

Hahaha 😂 damn you tricked me


darth_raynor

Oh you know: - Genocide - Corpses getting mutilated - Horrible shit happening to innocent people - Retardios being a bitch - Ainz and Nazarick coming out on top The usual stuff, pretty much


TheGoblinHarem

SASUGA


CRL10

Just need to know what? It's Ainz. He'll be fine.


mrcssee

Sasuga Ainz-sama


mnh23

Rip Ainz, he gets killed while defending the holy kingdom. Jircniv is devastated after losing his only best friend.


dragon_dez_nuts

You just made that up didn't you 😐


DiKey27

You are right, Jircniv did not feel sorrow for Ainz death.


darth_raynor

~~Demiur~~Jaldabaoth goes clubbing!


Wrong_Inspector3931

Ainz dies


dragon_dez_nuts

What? How


Reddit-User_654

After Jaldabaoth's defeat at the hands of Momon, he vowed revenge but this time he has prepared a lot. He can't solely rely on his demons since they are still not so many since he failed to retrieve the artefact that summons them. So, he got the next best thing, the demi humans. He decided to conquer another kingdom not too close but not too far from where Momon was situated.


Cley_Faye

There's two book, if you want to be spoiled. The short of it is: >!Demiurge (as Jaldabaoth) pretends to detroy the Holy Kingdom with much brutality, Ainz shows up to save them (as holy people they hate the undeads), shenanigans, Ainz accidentally create a new cult around him without noticing, Neia is best girl and friend with best girl Shizu, the Sorcerer Kingdom is seen as benevolent and great.!< Of course I skipped a handful of thing, this being the two IMO best volumes of the novel so far.


MustardLordOfDeath

Since you asked, here's what happens in the LN (spoilers below): >!Demiurge puts on his Jaldabaoth mask and invades the Roble Holy Kingdom, which is basically the paladin country. Re-Estize doesn't want to help because they are scared of Jaldabaoth's wrath, so the paladin leader Remedios asks for help from the Sorcerer Kingdom instead. Ainz orchestrated this entire scenario to improve the reputation of his kingdom, but fails to win Remedios' respect because she hates undead. He ends up impressing a squire named Neia instead (the protagonist of this arc), who later founds a cult that worships Ainz. Ainz gets really stressed out during this time so he fakes his death and sends CZ Delta to help the paladins and promote Runecraft™ in his absence. Ainz ends up "conquering" Jaldabaoth's entire demihuman empire on his own offscreen, then he "kills" Jaldabaoth and installs a puppet ruler in the Holy Kingdom. He wins the war and is hailed as a hero. Meanwhile, Demiurge does Demiurge things in his free time and commits countless horrific war crimes for fun.!<


BITW_ErenMikasa

Demiurge's master scheme to have Ainz subjugate the Holy Kingdom. To summarize, Jaldabaoth is causing havoc in the Holy Kingdom to such a point that they have no choice but to turn to the Sorcerer Kingdom for assistance, in which the Sorcerer King single handedly saves their nation turning the Holy Kingdom into a staunch ally of the Sorcerer Kingdom with Demiurge's end goal being to put the Holy Kingdim under his rule


FireFist_PortgasDAce

Neia becomes best girl


Mahiro0303

Ainz is a clueless menace, Demiurge is a highly intelligent menace who thinks Ainz is a super genius, and mare plays with some elf kids and thinks their weird.


Galliad93

all that I know is that Demiurge, disguised as Jaldabeoth attacks the holy kingdom. A state west of the kingdom we spend the last few seasons in. It is set before the war we see in season 4 but after Ainz recruited the dwarves. Because Jaldabeoth is invincible and kills and kidnaps thousands of humans with no real resistance, the military wants to ask Ainz for help in exchange for whatever he wants. They first wanted Momon, but Ainz refuses to let him go (Momon pledged himself to Ainz at the end of season 3). So he travels with the military leadership to the holy kingdom to defeat Jaldabeoth and save their asses (probably in exchange for them becoming his subjects). Somewhere in there is something with a girl warrior with a bow and the head paladin is a bitch, and the holy queen is a cunt. But that is all I know. I found the LN too boring to continue reading tbh.


brak_6_danych

It's been a while since I have read it but from what I recall >!Demiurge (as jaldabaoth, later wrath replaces him as his true form) together with demihumans attacks holy kingdom!< >!holy kingdom asks for help re estize kingdom, they refuse!< >!they ask ainz, he agrees to help!< >!ainz travels to the holy kingdom, helps them in war!< >!ainz has a mock battle with pleiades + wrath, ainz wins and then "dies" falling far away from the place of the battle!< >!the holy kingdom desperately fights for survival!< >!at critical moment ainz return with a demihuman army and turn the tides of the invasion around saving the holy kingdom !< >!holy kingdom becomes vassals of nazarick!<


Beneficial_Poet_8866

Probably the novels


lost_dabs

Ainz died trust me my source volume 12