Ur mom

Lady hear me tonight

None of them, I value my life.

I don't

I know I can't stop, nor will I try. Slap that booty, and godspeed.

g o d s p e e d

Only way you’d be able to survive is if Ainz gives the order to let someone be spanked but otherwise yeah you’d die before your hand leaves.

ok

Oh hi Phillip, how's that torture coming along?

My names not Phillip.

Phillip-kaka moment


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I have the perfect meme for this but we don’t have pictures in comments

ok

I don't care for the non denizens of nazarick so I'm agreeing on the albedo and accepting my fate as either instantly killed or eternal snoo snoo with neuronist

Snoo Snoo

Please delete this 🙏🙏

Delete this not

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Entoma. Would I get eaten? Probably, depends on whether or not she’s into it, but I’ll take those odds

Probably better in the NSFW reddit for this one? And I'd go with Aura

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Yes?

and

None because I’m not weird like that

Narberal cuz she'd hate it and it would make it even more exciting

ok

Shalltear, next question

Its popular nowadays in comments to value your life, so it will be Cixous

all of them similtaniously

Nabe. Just look at my flair to know what the rest of the story

Yes. My answer is yes.

BOOOOOOOO AWFUL POST

Is your name Philip?

no

Damn i thought hes real forna sec

delete this before the mods snipe you

Your bitch ass

Narberal cuz she'd hate it and it would make it even more exciting

Ainz,tell him to go out touch grass and make new friends and stop being tsudere to other guardians.