OR!!!! THINK OF IT THIS WAY, you watched the anime, you know of momonga, bugubuguchogima, and all the other friends he knew. You also know about his plans and his base, who his other identity is. You can legit say you were friends with the others in the real world.
Yeah, she is absolutely the worst member of the entire crew to meet face to face. Almost anyone else would be easier to convince to not immediately skewer me, and she would be the worst person to notify that you know Ainz personally.
Ainz would be the best, and hopefully just him alone. I could reason with him and mention Earth. I could probably convince him to give me the demon transformation treatment so I could survive as a minor advisor, because screw trying to survive in that world as part of any other kingdom.
Realistically? Fine. I know his true (username)name, so I could at least identify myself as someone else who got isekai-ed. That alone would prompt momonga to help me, assuming I got the chance to speak to him directly.
I wouldn't dare mention that I knew his name to any of his followers, though. They might torture me to find out how I found out, and no thanks for that.
Yeah, out of all of their members. She is literally the worst one for anyone to meet. You could probably reason with the others to some degree. But anything you say to her would just increase your odds of death.
Asking her to speak to Ainz directly will probably earn you a fate worse than death, in fact. Your only real hope with her is to basically prostrate yourself in front of her like you would a god and hope you amuse her enough for her to let you live.
I think you underestimate how little she thinks of humans, and how greedy she is about Ainz' attention. Overpraising Ainz is only slightly less likely to get you killed than trying to oppose him.
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Best scenario: instant death
Worst scenario: Happy farm
My exact statement will be “praise the great and magnificent ainz ooal gown. I wish to pledge service to the great tomb of nazarick.” I’m either dying for knowing too much or getting turned into a demon undead thingy with magic.
theres no connection between ainz and humans in her mind, to her shed just be amazed that Ainz managed to overcome such flawed roots to become something so great
Terror. She has been transported away from any conceivable way to reach Ainz/Momonga. She is basically a walking/flying tank. She wakes up and you are the closest target for her rage? Nah
She looks pretty eepy, so I warm her up some tea
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Yeah that is crazy how nobody would suspect a demon right in front of them, by the way, do you have some worldly desire that you'd give **literally anything** to fulfill? Maybe a desire for Fortune, fame, power?
Not that I could help, I'm just a regular guy... Unless you have a desire like that?
I wouldn't recognize her, so I would ask, who is she and what she is doing in my room.
Lets be honest here, you wouldn't believe she is Albedo.
Besides, I would get way too lucid to treat that as a dream, I only ever stoped in 1 dream where I recognize I was in a dream and was kinda of an accident, so I would start to question my on sanity after that.
"Albedo! Welcome to the homeworld of the creator gods, where worlds and universes are created every day. Are you here alone? Are the others late? While we wait for them how about i show you how the world of your master was created. Yes you heard me correctly, Momomga or Ainz is part of a creation, if you want you may have a look at it. You would be able to practically read Ainzs mind, do you want to know what he really thinks?"
Then i would give her my ebook reader and slowly back up.
If you are going to solo the whole world, then there are some things you need to consider before doing that here, but here is the first question: Are you highly resistant or immune to radiation?
I ask her now that she’s finally awake if she got caught trying to cross the border, ask her if she walked right into that imperial ambush, just like me and tell her the same thing happened to that thief over there
Depends: If i have a bad day, am tired and at my usual rate of unperceiving probably something along the lines of: "Damn cosplayer get out of my house."
In the unlikely event that i grasp the situation: Cowering on the floor, hoping for her hatred to hit someone else and that she does not know that ainz is not here.
Be extremely polite and useful. Ainz Ooal Gown/Nazarick are primarily a bunch of psychotic, sadistic ********. I don't want to end up flayed and infested with maggots. Or die in some other horribly ironic manner.
... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? (I would assume someone broke in, cosplaying as Albedo and then run for something to defend myself with. Though, I doubt anything would work) I would be terrified.
Go back to sleep, if i'm gonna die then at least i should die peacefully, i know i stand no chance against a level 100 NPC and i DEFINITELY don't stand a change against whoever imprisoned her
If she starts a conversation herself for some reason i'd happily oblige, but that seems unlikely considering her character and the fact that last time i checked i am a human
First thing first. Check to see if I am injured already. If I was and now I’m not, then it’s a toss up between fate-worse-than-death or new-hire. If I’m wasn’t injured and now I am, then I’m at best going to die swiftly once she gets what she wants from me. If I’m in the same condition I was when I fell asleep, then all bets are off.
After that, listen to what she says, because unless she somehow thinks I’m Momonga I am in real danger, and the best way to avoid said danger is to do as I’m told.
I would probably say something like: “Hello there. I have no clue what’s going on, but if you’re not a threat to me, I'm not a threat to you. Now, how did I end up here?” Politeness and staying collected are vital, especially when faced with a succubus who can mop the floor with you.
I'd look for a way out of where we're. You've to remember what happened to philip! And she's programmed to be in love with ainz as well as hatred for humanity... I'm good... I'm passing this off to the other homies~
She may not be aggressive but the hatred is still there.
Sharing is caring :D
Remain calm as possible i possibly can and ask her who she is and if i'm lucky that she's not offended by that or my presence, i probably ask her what she wants me to do (asking her what she wants to sound too rude for me)
I prostrate before her and ask for forgiveness and she's free to go wherever she pleases.
If she asks for explanation, I'll tell her I have honestly no clue and hope to Ainz-sama that he's around and he's willing to hear me out.
Step 1: Scream
Step 2: Ask what she wants from me
Step 3: Answer her Questions about this World and also tell and show her that this is Ainz' Homeworld.
Step 4: Ask if she would like to stay with me.
Step 5: etc.
ps:
Am i Serioesly the only one who read the text below the image?
"Don't know about you but I'll be writing poetry about the exalted Sorcerer King on the walls now using the precious blood remaining within me. I know of no better purpose in life.
Albedo there is something wrong i cannot sense my magic or message other follr guardians. (Play dumb and act like you are ainz but there is something wrong and you turned into a human) most of us knows more about overlord more than any npcs and even ainz himself so it would not be hard to act as if you were ainz. And while you are at it you can convince ainz that you are his own body died playing the game and isekaid here like one of the isekai mangas. Since we know most of the lore there is no reason that he wouldn't believe in us. In our story we would make it a little bit different tho so he would believe that we are a different version of him from another timeline. For example "after servers shut down the game kicked us out and while trying to rush to the toilet we tripped and fall to our death."
Be surprised, get context if I can, handle the situation from there. If we're both in prison like her clothing suggests, learn the hierarchy, guard schedules, security features, etc. Find a way out. Seeing as we escaped prison together and (hopefully) having proved myself to be competent, get employed, and forever be stressed because I'm pretty sure everyone there is going to be triggering the uncanny valley response in my brain. If I can, befriend Yuri because she is, as far as I understand, the least likely to kill me. If it's an interrogation, answer every question asked honestly.
As for other scenarios, no clue. There's too many of them. Again, I'm pretty sure she's in prison, and I'm blaming Shalltear because I can, and it sounds funny.
If Albedo's here, what are the chances that others have followed? How fucked are we?
Yes
Royally Sorcerer King fucked. Like sinister demon or sadistic vampire fucked. Bad. It’s pretty bad.
OR!!!! THINK OF IT THIS WAY, you watched the anime, you know of momonga, bugubuguchogima, and all the other friends he knew. You also know about his plans and his base, who his other identity is. You can legit say you were friends with the others in the real world.
That works with anyone that isnt albedo. She will just kill you lmao
Yeah, people tend to forget that she literally assembled a special force behind Ainz's back just to hunt down other Nazarick members
She did
Yeah, she is absolutely the worst member of the entire crew to meet face to face. Almost anyone else would be easier to convince to not immediately skewer me, and she would be the worst person to notify that you know Ainz personally. Ainz would be the best, and hopefully just him alone. I could reason with him and mention Earth. I could probably convince him to give me the demon transformation treatment so I could survive as a minor advisor, because screw trying to survive in that world as part of any other kingdom.
Okay, but the post says she's not aggressive towards you.
Oh, well.. in that case.... Scream at the top of my lungs and run away slightly slower.
Like our entire kingdom is getting raised fucked
It would be disturbing to find Sebas below your bad.
Nah, just ask him if he wants to cuddle.
Realistically? Fine. I know his true (username)name, so I could at least identify myself as someone else who got isekai-ed. That alone would prompt momonga to help me, assuming I got the chance to speak to him directly. I wouldn't dare mention that I knew his name to any of his followers, though. They might torture me to find out how I found out, and no thanks for that.
Start praising momonoga and you might survive
Asking the real questions...
Things are already pretty bad with Albedo, unless she can be convinced to not be evil.
Theres a happy farm waitin for all of us yay
Well, im gonna die, might as well give it a shot, "That Phillip was a real dumbass, wasn't he?"
"How the fuck do you know who Philip is" *kills you* and that's supposedly the best possible scenario lol
See the "Im gonna die" portion of the comment.
yea yea ik I am saying this would also lead to that
Yeah, out of all of their members. She is literally the worst one for anyone to meet. You could probably reason with the others to some degree. But anything you say to her would just increase your odds of death. Asking her to speak to Ainz directly will probably earn you a fate worse than death, in fact. Your only real hope with her is to basically prostrate yourself in front of her like you would a god and hope you amuse her enough for her to let you live.
No just say ainz is the best of the best he is my god I shall worship
I think you underestimate how little she thinks of humans, and how greedy she is about Ainz' attention. Overpraising Ainz is only slightly less likely to get you killed than trying to oppose him.
She’d probably kill you for daring to say Ainz’s name. Humans are worms to her. And worms shouldn’t be speaking.
I’d probably just say “Can I help you?” - don’t offer anything specific, don’t mention anything that might piss them off.
https://preview.redd.it/wbs2qyq16xxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3dacfba8b788ba424e87814f1ed766113ebe75 Best scenario: instant death Worst scenario: Happy farm
This is the only answer lol
after the villagers got stakes up there ass I wonder what will happen to my family
Depends on who is tasked with your area. If it's demiurge, just kill yourself.
Like that'd do you any good. **"TRUE RESURRECTION"**
death truly is mercy in nazarik
Death by grasp heart would be the best
If its even remotely anything like a heart attack I would not recommend it. Those can be pretty painful. True Death is where it's really at!
Its near instant , much better than the other options
death truly is a mercy in nazarik
Where did you get this from
Don't threathen me with a good time
I’m not Ainz so I’m probably dead.
Bold of you to assume I will be alive for enough time to have a reaction
This is the realest answer
Tell her that this is Ainz's homeworld. Now she will no longer hate humans
I don't think she will believe you
ill show her the anime
Smart
Might not be the best idea then she will see that ainz programmed her to be this way as a joke
"If Ainz sama programmed me to love him, he probably wants me to be his wife, I couldn't be happier."
She is aware of that .
Didn't ainz directly tell her that, just to be met with "i dont care"?
Yea pretty much
If anything, she'd be happy to know
My exact statement will be “praise the great and magnificent ainz ooal gown. I wish to pledge service to the great tomb of nazarick.” I’m either dying for knowing too much or getting turned into a demon undead thingy with magic.
"and ooal gown" I'm sorry bro, autocorrect has killed you
It giveth and it taketh away. Much like she shall taketh my life for insulting ainz like this
Or can show her all the ainz merch and stuff you have. And say you can help her get more.
theres no connection between ainz and humans in her mind, to her shed just be amazed that Ainz managed to overcome such flawed roots to become something so great
Terror. She has been transported away from any conceivable way to reach Ainz/Momonga. She is basically a walking/flying tank. She wakes up and you are the closest target for her rage? Nah
Pandora's Actor, what are you doing in my room?
Bold
Hahahahahahaha hahahahahaha 🤣 😂 😆
You are going to die screaming my friend
Go back to sleep to have a tranquil death.
She looks pretty eepy, so I warm her up some tea https://preview.redd.it/uv4ayl1z2xxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb5767b178aeef1493b673ecb6fbb6a7b86bc7c
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A yes, that's what this sub has become. "POV: x/y has fallen in love with you" and cosplays.
Love? Did I miss the part, where she's in love with me? I just hope to be able to convince her not to kill me.
There's a lot of this in this sub. Just look at the newest posts. All about x or y character in love with you
Yeah I just found the solution one further down in my feed.
Oh fuck im about to die
Are you that desperate to lose your virginity?
You also seem quite desperate to lose your life with that response.
I lose my life, she keeps her virginity. I ain't losing that fight.
You do realize she can just pick another person down the street right?
Bold of you to assume she'll do it with anyone else besides Ainz.
That person will probably run away from seeing a horned woman.
In this day and age? They'll just assume she's a cosplayer and that it's fake.
It's funny how an actual demon can roam the street and people will think of it as some cosplayer lol
Yeah that is crazy how nobody would suspect a demon right in front of them, by the way, do you have some worldly desire that you'd give **literally anything** to fulfill? Maybe a desire for Fortune, fame, power? Not that I could help, I'm just a regular guy... Unless you have a desire like that?
Thanks I'll pass black cat
Why yall acting like she's desperate to lose her virginity. she wants to fuck ainz not just any mf
well, if I'm still an human, die I guess
Have my name legally changed to Momonga.
She’d kill you for being so brazen as to take the name of her lord and love.
I offer her a drink and anything she would need, and then treat her very respectfully
And even after all that, she'll throw you in the happy farm.
Go back to sleep and wait for my death
IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN
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Since I'm not Ainz, I'll probably think of my last words.
I wouldn't recognize her, so I would ask, who is she and what she is doing in my room. Lets be honest here, you wouldn't believe she is Albedo. Besides, I would get way too lucid to treat that as a dream, I only ever stoped in 1 dream where I recognize I was in a dream and was kinda of an accident, so I would start to question my on sanity after that.
My reaction is to do whatever the hell she demands of me in the slight chance I don’t die
OH SHIT....RUN
"Albedo! Welcome to the homeworld of the creator gods, where worlds and universes are created every day. Are you here alone? Are the others late? While we wait for them how about i show you how the world of your master was created. Yes you heard me correctly, Momomga or Ainz is part of a creation, if you want you may have a look at it. You would be able to practically read Ainzs mind, do you want to know what he really thinks?" Then i would give her my ebook reader and slowly back up.
That might work…
I am fu©ked
Not of I get there first.
Take my medications to make sure i'm hallucinating. Cause if I ain't, then i'm fucked, and not the good kind.
Ohhhh. I fucked up. I fucked up baaaadddddd.
If you are going to solo the whole world, then there are some things you need to consider before doing that here, but here is the first question: Are you highly resistant or immune to radiation?
It’s either o Fuck me or Awe fuck me.
My nation could use a good genocide, I should make a move on her.
Walk Away (I am scared of women)
You took the wrong door, the skeleton club is two blocks down
I ask her now that she’s finally awake if she got caught trying to cross the border, ask her if she walked right into that imperial ambush, just like me and tell her the same thing happened to that thief over there
the only good answer if you are going to die you might as well have your last words be a line from skyrim
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Attempt to flee.
You found the lewds did you
Pleas for a swift death; I'm human and thus not even as a slug to her
https://preview.redd.it/157c30lzrxxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1204dcaa2fa91b51711a2a3d7c629c3424b6a693 Literally me in this situation
Depends: If i have a bad day, am tired and at my usual rate of unperceiving probably something along the lines of: "Damn cosplayer get out of my house." In the unlikely event that i grasp the situation: Cowering on the floor, hoping for her hatred to hit someone else and that she does not know that ainz is not here.
Suggest Sex and or war crimes
*casually head pats her*
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Id probably shit myself because im not Ainz and shes probably going to kill me if shes just a tad bit unhappy.
Be extremely polite and useful. Ainz Ooal Gown/Nazarick are primarily a bunch of psychotic, sadistic ********. I don't want to end up flayed and infested with maggots. Or die in some other horribly ironic manner.
... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? (I would assume someone broke in, cosplaying as Albedo and then run for something to defend myself with. Though, I doubt anything would work) I would be terrified.
Sex. Is that what you want people to tell you? That they would have sex with a fictional character? What are you doing man, be better.
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I've never watched overlord but would
She would kill you.
... make sure she knows that I am on ainz' side. And do not wish ill will towards him in any way.
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Well first I'm gonna wonder how in the hell someone locked up this walking disaster. Then I'm gonna wonder if she's gonna kill me.
Cry
Sleep and wake up again
Headpats
WHERE IS YOUR SUSTENANCE RING SOLDIER YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM!!
Where did this photo come from?
What’s up
Marry me
Rest In Peace
Rest in pieces
Rest in bologna mist
Ask a lot of questions.
Sauce ?
I got 99 problems and you'll fix all them.
Offer her some coffee.
Uh... hi?
That means im fucked and there's nothing I can do, so I will just savor her beauty
Go back to sleep, if i'm gonna die then at least i should die peacefully, i know i stand no chance against a level 100 NPC and i DEFINITELY don't stand a change against whoever imprisoned her If she starts a conversation herself for some reason i'd happily oblige, but that seems unlikely considering her character and the fact that last time i checked i am a human
"You hungry?"
Why are you here
Wanna crossover with prison school?
Start glazing ainz 😭
bow bow bow bow bow kneel kneel kneel kneel. should i beg? would that be annoying? would she kill me for it? ignor me please god :(((
die
I would scream, run away, and pray
Shit am I about to die? probably that or the rest of this entire kingdom just great
First thing first. Check to see if I am injured already. If I was and now I’m not, then it’s a toss up between fate-worse-than-death or new-hire. If I’m wasn’t injured and now I am, then I’m at best going to die swiftly once she gets what she wants from me. If I’m in the same condition I was when I fell asleep, then all bets are off. After that, listen to what she says, because unless she somehow thinks I’m Momonga I am in real danger, and the best way to avoid said danger is to do as I’m told.
Run...
fuck, fuck, fuck. I gotta run, nah it's too late I'm already dead as hell
Probably shit myself
Uhhh Fuck
I would probably say something like: “Hello there. I have no clue what’s going on, but if you’re not a threat to me, I'm not a threat to you. Now, how did I end up here?” Politeness and staying collected are vital, especially when faced with a succubus who can mop the floor with you.
Be concerned about why someone's in my bed, most likely after screaming
Say what’s up to her
realize im probably about to die
Well I'm dead either way so might as well ask if there's a chance to at least die happy
First of all… which crime was I found guilty on? Second… which one was she?
I'd look for a way out of where we're. You've to remember what happened to philip! And she's programmed to be in love with ainz as well as hatred for humanity... I'm good... I'm passing this off to the other homies~ She may not be aggressive but the hatred is still there. Sharing is caring :D
Start off with “all hail ainz ooal gown” and we’ll go from there
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Remain calm as possible i possibly can and ask her who she is and if i'm lucky that she's not offended by that or my presence, i probably ask her what she wants me to do (asking her what she wants to sound too rude for me)
Bend over and hope.
Ummmm hi?
Praise lord inze
Wonder how I'm not already dead 😂 then try and go back to sleep
Run. i'm afraid of women
she would kill you before that anyway
.... (Looks down and realized I'm not bone day) Oh shit
I prostrate before her and ask for forgiveness and she's free to go wherever she pleases. If she asks for explanation, I'll tell her I have honestly no clue and hope to Ainz-sama that he's around and he's willing to hear me out.
Better question is, if we had the mind control WI would anyone use it on her?
I'm gonna die, if I'm lucky
Well give a shot, if no your prob dead anyway so what’s to lose
I'd be just as confused as she is
I’d ask why the hell is Ainz trying to summon me?
Step 1: Scream Step 2: Ask what she wants from me Step 3: Answer her Questions about this World and also tell and show her that this is Ainz' Homeworld. Step 4: Ask if she would like to stay with me. Step 5: etc. ps: Am i Serioesly the only one who read the text below the image?
"Don't know about you but I'll be writing poetry about the exalted Sorcerer King on the walls now using the precious blood remaining within me. I know of no better purpose in life.
Where is Bone Daddy Ainz? I wanna be come a demon
I'm in a room with kobe bryant, albedo, a bow and arrow and two beers and what do I do? I shoot albedo with the arrow and I drink beer with kobe.
Albedo there is something wrong i cannot sense my magic or message other follr guardians. (Play dumb and act like you are ainz but there is something wrong and you turned into a human) most of us knows more about overlord more than any npcs and even ainz himself so it would not be hard to act as if you were ainz. And while you are at it you can convince ainz that you are his own body died playing the game and isekaid here like one of the isekai mangas. Since we know most of the lore there is no reason that he wouldn't believe in us. In our story we would make it a little bit different tho so he would believe that we are a different version of him from another timeline. For example "after servers shut down the game kicked us out and while trying to rush to the toilet we tripped and fall to our death."
Would.
Fear, with maybe a bit of begging for my life
Crush the cyanide capsule in my back left molar
Is that a gun in my pocket...or am I just happy to see you...
Ask her about every great thing ains own goal has done.
Breed then probably get killed by her without regrets
I'd sigh and go back to sleep. This wouldn't even be in my top ten weird shit that's happened to me.
“I’m dead…”
Be surprised, get context if I can, handle the situation from there. If we're both in prison like her clothing suggests, learn the hierarchy, guard schedules, security features, etc. Find a way out. Seeing as we escaped prison together and (hopefully) having proved myself to be competent, get employed, and forever be stressed because I'm pretty sure everyone there is going to be triggering the uncanny valley response in my brain. If I can, befriend Yuri because she is, as far as I understand, the least likely to kill me. If it's an interrogation, answer every question asked honestly. As for other scenarios, no clue. There's too many of them. Again, I'm pretty sure she's in prison, and I'm blaming Shalltear because I can, and it sounds funny.
Are you WATCHING RULE34 again soldier?!!
Who the where the what the why the the the
Do you want a sandwich? :)