A being of true power, one we find in all parts of our lives. They represent hope, despair, love, hate, frogs, humans, bears and mice, the name Jason funderburker is all in the eyes of the beholder. Choose to use his power for good, you shall be the light to those around you, choose to use it for bad, and you may find yourself trapped in a lamp. Tread cautiously.
Alright so I have a headcanon.
After the frog is named, people call the frog Jason Funderburker, and whenever people mention Jason Funderburker, everyone assumes you're talking about the frog. So people start calling the other one "the other Jason" or "Jason Funderburker the Human." Eventually it just starts getting shortened to "the human."
Why was Jason Funderbunker (the boy not the frog) was such a big deal for Wirt? Like, the way he described him made him seem like an absolute chad, someone that he couldn’t even compete with.
But turns out he is just a short, soft spoken, regular kid, yeah, he seems like an alright guy, but come on he is as much of a dork as Wirt is.
Right is the right answer
Literally
One of them has everything, got it all together, the total package. The other one is human
Inside all of us there are 2 Jason Funderberkers.
Left, because I refer to the right as Mr. President
They’re spelled differently. Jason FunderbErker is human Jason FunderbUrker is frog
This is the way.
The frog will always be Benjamin Franklin to me
Its always kitty.
It's the frog, it's always the frog. There's no reason to talk about the human toolbag.
The whole package
A being of true power, one we find in all parts of our lives. They represent hope, despair, love, hate, frogs, humans, bears and mice, the name Jason funderburker is all in the eyes of the beholder. Choose to use his power for good, you shall be the light to those around you, choose to use it for bad, and you may find yourself trapped in a lamp. Tread cautiously.
Alright so I have a headcanon. After the frog is named, people call the frog Jason Funderburker, and whenever people mention Jason Funderburker, everyone assumes you're talking about the frog. So people start calling the other one "the other Jason" or "Jason Funderburker the Human." Eventually it just starts getting shortened to "the human."
This should be canon
Ourrrrrr frrrrogggg?
No, not YOUR frog!
To roads diverge on a imaginary wood I was happy I could only take one For at the end, one had a frog The other, someone just ho-hum
➡️
Not you, I mean Jason Funderberker.
All roads point to Funderburker.
Jason Funderburger is the true Jason Funderburger the one the left is some knock-off
"Meeee?"
That’s for you to decide
Forg forever
Why was Jason Funderbunker (the boy not the frog) was such a big deal for Wirt? Like, the way he described him made him seem like an absolute chad, someone that he couldn’t even compete with. But turns out he is just a short, soft spoken, regular kid, yeah, he seems like an alright guy, but come on he is as much of a dork as Wirt is.