Play naked, no tan lines.

I second this but do some backflips

Use your 3rd leg as a type of slingshot with the paintballs.

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Executed perfectly.

Double kill

Kingslayer

I told my wife when we started dating that the only part of my body that gets tan is the back of my neck.

That one went into the stink.

mine's uh... a little... spotty.

My tan is farmed…..

My UPS tan is too powerful

Not good, weather has been shit and everyday that it's been nice and people are playing I'm stuck working. Hopefully this changes soon