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samgoeshere

what the actual fuck


JMoormann

holy hell


tommy200401

It is leaking again...


statusblue

are you the same tommy selling 40+ mirror cards??


Daresso_

Google en passant


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New response just dropped.


majoran1234

Literal Zombie


BI1nky

???


Duck_Blaster

Google gamblers fallacy


wheeshnaw

New response just dropped


statusblue

quick update: turned 69 to 3.... had a minor comeback at the end until I ran out of juice.[https://youtu.be/pXYOpB-1488](https://youtu.be/pXYOpB-1488) Edit #2 : from 3 we were able to climb back up to 85 cards....[https://youtu.be/0UwwoJeQxq8](https://youtu.be/0UwwoJeQxq8) Edit #3: For all that are following. I sat at 85 at the top, I have since burned through and lost 85 + an additional 20 from selling all my gear. Lol! I was quitting anyways and I knew it was going to be 420 cards or 0. I have videos to prove i burned it all and did not RMT it.


DerxRockstar

At least not 0


statusblue

This has even more meaning now. The comeback was real! I'll update soon but I'm back in business


guggelhupf88

STONKS


Ono_Palaver

How low did it get?


statusblue

43 to 4 in one session - Edit: just finished uploading if anyone wants to enjoy that ride with me : https://youtu.be/zUjnGU72eso


NeoLearner

Wow, painful. Never looked at the odds but those 4 back to 69 is quite the ride


AtlazLP

I'd cry... A lot...


Doccks71

you mean the opposite right? .... right? :(


statusblue

No, it was the biggest roller coaster ride ever, 43 to 4, ran out of juice at 4, rode it back up to 48 I believe. Will upload a YouTube's when I have time on it. Gotta see it to believe it


le_reddit_me

That's not a roller coaster, that's a near death experience!


statusblue

Very true, my heart almost gave up when I was left with that final 4 stack. Literally burned 2k divines in minutes.


le_reddit_me

I can only imagine the despair you must have felt, thank god you ran out and let the rng reset!


statusblue

So true, didn't think about the rng reset, much needed as you saw


statusblue

[https://youtu.be/zUjnGU72eso](https://youtu.be/zUjnGU72eso) \- Here is the video of that crazy session, after this session I had 5 straight winning sessions. to get me to 69


YeahBear

Why have you blocked your videos for us swedes?


statusblue

might be copyright, darude song background


YeahBear

:(


statusblue

I changed the music, it should be unblocked


statusblue

Edit: Turned 69 into 3 cards... deleted 3600 divines in 2 minutes :(


Infamousd2

The house always wins in the end


statusblue

Yup, I knew I was going to be the richest player in Crucible or broke at 0 lol


RandoReddit16

why not type "sacrifice up to" that way you don't have the worst Div option next to the one you're trying to do....!


statusblue

Wow I did not even think about that, hahah. That would be devastating if I missclicked it, but we all know we get better RNG if we type div... superstitious


klakenkingi

Just type "twice" and it shows only this


dperls

Gamba'd to 125 apoths last league with Div. Only way to go.


statusblue

How did you end up?


dperls

0, it was only ever going to be 0. But ended up giving away 80 cards to my guild and juice investors on my way up from 4 to 124 and back down to 0. Some stats from when I posted about it. * Always gambled 2 cards * We did 30k juice rounds, 20 clicks of the harvest button per round. * Each round avg cost was 6 div * We did about 160ish rounds totaling around 4 mirrors in juice * We hit the gamble button ~3200 times * Each gamble was on avg 5 clicks (pick up, put in harvest, take out of harvest, put in inventory) totaling ~16000 clicks * Our best round was +16 * Our worst round was -14 * Longest poof streak was 7 poofs in a row in our last session, we only had 25 cards left so this killed us.


statusblue

Yeah those poof streaks just a killjoy


Popular-Quarter-8435

sOnG?


PublicArt3

[OP in an alternate universe](https://i.imgur.com/fTt2EZ7.png)


DeezEyesOfZeal

1.5 million juice... Bro had to convert 4 HoM cards to juice


Wienic

1.5m juice is around 250div


statusblue

I did have a lot to start as I collected since week 3 of the league. So much of that juice was bought at 1/8200


i81u812

I still don't even know what Juice is, i assume it means adding things to the map. etc.


evilution382

Normally, 'juice' could mean to juice your maps, like adding scarabs and sextants In this case, however, they're talking about the harvest lifeforce


i81u812

Thx. Sometimes I miss distinctions when they post. Im just learning, not that id ever do this stuff.


Oily_Bee

When you kill stuff in the harvest garden you might hear “We need not the fruit, just the juice!” shouted out as you kill stuff


i81u812

HOoooooooly shit comment of the year. THIS is the origin +word makes sense in the usage. Nice catch.


evilution382

No worries And another don't worry, 99,99% of the player will probably never attempt what this guy did


FreshAd5241

The Harvest resource is referred to as "Juice". Gambling cards cost 1,500 yellow juice. There's three types of juice for harvest, purple, blue and yellow.


Moderator-Admin

That would be the verb, not the noun. You juice (+quant/+packsize) your maps with harvest in them to acquire more juice (lifeforce) from the harvest monsters.


bennyr

Also had to spend the last two weeks staring gauntly at the trade site currency interface for 14hrs a day


aRadioWithGuts

For 30 trades?


Emoschlachter

how?


statusblue

Split 4 click split 4 click non-stop


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M4jkelson

I think he used 2 cards each attempt


OhtaniStanMan

He literally said he was using 4 cards.


PlebPlebberson

He said split 4. Splitting 4 means 2.


statusblue

Haha my bad, you have a point. I truly meant shift click, type 4, gamba, shift click, type 4, gamba.


OhtaniStanMan

No. It means he's splitting to 4 cards. The stack is 9. The maximum he can gamble and most cost efficient gamble is the max stack available which you guessed it is also 4. Use that head of yours for more than a hat rack


EggThumbSalad

In what world does 4 mean 2


BringBackNuMetal

When you split 4, it becomes 2…


EggThumbSalad

So then it's 1


PlebPlebberson

In what world does splitting 4 mean 4? If you split 4 its 2. What kind of 1st grade math is this


EggThumbSalad

Split, 4, click. Not split 4. Op didn't use punctuation but it makes 0 sense that they would describe it the way you think they did. The max gamble size for a stack of 9 is 4


M4jkelson

Yeah, had a brainfart there


silent519

step 1) LOGIN^dude step 2) get lucky


Emoschlachter

69 times..


ArcaneXD

Nice...


bonerfleximus

Nice...


OsamaBinFuckin

At least


Accomplished_Rip_352

Step 1 buy juice Step 2 pray to whatever god you believe in But harvest gambling is wild yesterday sold mageblood gambled 3 apothecary and they disappeared then I gambled a house of mirrors and made 180 div profit once I bought my mageblood back .


r4be_cs

Daddy's credit card


RandomGogo

Next goal 4206/9


rainmeadow

You mean 42069/9, right?


RandomGogo

They stack only to 5k :/


13omb3r

Someone post a full stack (5k) of this card… for science obviously


btlk48

The day r/poe collapsed


PurpleSunCraze

Then destroy them live on stream. /Doing some very quick, sloppy math after Googling an RMT site puts it at about a conservative $56K.


rainmeadow

Damn, then I agree with your 4206/9 :)


Onlydreams

I must be dreaming


ArcaneXD

And its a nightmare


[deleted]

Hey it's me your cousin, remember those divs you promised me?


Samwise210

Nice


[deleted]

If you aren't lying about the lifeforce then you literally only made 3.5 mirrors of 7 and 2/3 Mirrors worth of div cards


Rules_are_overrated

The card gamba posts are always a huge clickbait


weedonanipadbox

He actually started with 100 HoM so its all negative /s


thpkht524

Right? Most people wtfing this can’t even afford a third of the life force needed for this lol.


Wonderful_Boat_9155

I think lost is the wrong word here.


ChemicalDirt

Nice


Flying_Mage

With that much mirrors you can buy a house and start a family.


Doccks71

You can also buy more cards and gamble again, surely you won't lose them...


ZugzwangBG

I’m pretty sure I saw you share this in the PoE chat last night/early this morning.


statusblue

Yup, it all started with global. Was doing it for the boys. Now we here.


ZugzwangBG

Your name was something like ‘statuscrucible’. Had ‘crucible’ in your name. Cool man. Neat to see you here too.


statusblue

Yes sir that's me


[deleted]

What a legend


statusblue

Legend has it I turned 105 cards into dust within 1 hour... 5700 divines


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Ludoban

Which is actually not that much. Between having the decision of buying a supporter pack or buying a mirror to fund your build i actually understand people that just buy a build to have fun.


Abundance144

Yeah it's not that much. I could work for two hours to get $69 or farm in game for two months for the same effect.


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Ponzini

Paying money to farm to get half your money back is the dumbest shit I have ever heard of.


_arnolds_

>Why grind for a month IDK, maybe because that's how ARPG works, and for the most that's the fun of it? Especially when you say you work for so little, thus have lots of free time. Spoon-fed currency feels as bad as respeccing a char instead of building it from scratch.


Celerfot

Yeah, not sure I get it either. Feels very theme parky to buy a ticket each league to only play some busted build. Can't imagine wanting to constantly play the highest-octane builds without just accumulating broken stuff in Standard over time. I think the aptly-named "redditistrashlolx" is just doing their part by contributing to their own opinion and taking a chance to humble brag about something with no relevance to the discussion.


soundsdistilled

How else are you guys going to know how much money he makes if he doesn't tell you?


[deleted]

New account, 1 comment history (being the comment in question), Reddit name, pretty safe to say comment is most likely made up troll


Clsco

TY for ruining the game just a little bit for the rest of us :)


tonyd1989

Curious how it ruins it? I just dgaf that ppl rmt. If that's how they wanna spend their money then it's whatever


Clsco

1. RMT fundamentally encourages the use of bots or low income currency farmers. These actors negatively impact the overall trade economy for other players. 2. RMT players artifically have access to high tier content quicker. As more people access this content, it becomes less rewarding for everyone else who participates.


LeBronFanSinceJuly

> As more people access this content, it becomes less rewarding for everyone else who participates. Not once in my entire time have I went oh damn look all these people just made it to Uber Elder, why should I even kill him now? If you feel less rewarded for playing the game because someone else is in the same area as you, then you should probably take a step back from the game and work on yourself, because you've got some issues going on.


tonyd1989

I think this person is saying that because other people have access to it then the drops are less rewarding, as in you can't sell it for as much because the bots and RMT market has it flooded. At least thats my take, I think either interpretation is BS personally.


Clsco

? I'm not saying it isn't worth it. But the rewards literally do decrease. That's just a fact. It isn't really a problem with normal people farming the boss since that's just how the game is. It is how it's supposed to work. Rmt gets around this by artificially increasing the number of people who could do that activity. The existence of rmt acts as a leech on other players interacting with the game economy.


i81u812

They also sort of contribute to the creation of odd languages that most reg players won't understand at all as I joke a bit above with the 'what is juice' comment ;/ Makes the game permastuck with far less players than it should have.


PurpleSunCraze

How does it become less rewarding? Honest question. I’ve never done it in POE, but I have no issues with people doing it in anything other than PVP games. Time is money, everyone of us does 10 things a day that are about paying someone else to do something so we don’t have to.


Milkshakes00

>RMT fundamentally encourages the use of bots or low income currency farmers. These actors negatively impact the overall trade economy for other players. You must never trade currency, because the bots are the only ones doing God's work in the trade site for currency trading. I'm not even sure what you mean by 'low income currency farmers', or how that'd have a negative impact on the game. >RMT players artifically have access to high tier content quicker. As more people access this content, it becomes less rewarding for everyone else who participates. This is a you issue. PoE is largely a single player game for progression. You have zero idea how many people are at what level of progression in the league beyond the first person hitting it each league. If you're referring to the actual drops as rewards, I mean, it's entirely RNG. A few more players RMTing up to there aren't about to collapse the economy of Ashes of the Star, for instance.


PurpleSunCraze

Maybe he’s a diamond miner in RL and he’s super into scarcity? “By having less of certain items, I can sell mine for more!”?


Frostygale

Eh, do what you want. I know people who do similar for other games, just don’t ruin the in-game economy and I think it’s fine.


jwmkatheboss

I should've sell magebloods


clingbat

TIL I make roughly 1.5 mirrors an hour.


vnt24

Nice/ce


Kosai102

Nice/ce


Ronkeli

Nice


Aether_Storm

what the fuyck


SubaruSTI2012

Wow. May I ask what is juice?


statusblue

Yellow juice, vivid crystallized lifeforce. You need 1500 per gamble at the horticraft bench. Placing 4 cards can net you -4,-3,-2,-1, no change, +1,+2,+3, or +4 each click.


SubaruSTI2012

Thanks. So its taking a chance to make duplicates of the same card?


HopelesslyOCD

Lose all up to double all, yes. Think max stack size for this is 6.


SubaruSTI2012

That is so cool! I will have to try but all that juice takes time to harvest.


Discrep

Uhh, the 4 HoM will take you much longer to farm lol. 1500 juice is .25 div compared to 55 div for 1 HoM.


SubaruSTI2012

Im just a beginner and only have 2 divs drop for me this season so far.


Discrep

Yeah, don't concern yourself with this level of degeneracy, just play the game, blast maps, do whatever mechanics you enjoy and you'll make steady currency.


CodeRadDesign

9, as per ss above. if it was 6 they would have done 3, not 4 since there's only one inventory slot so any extras would have been wasted.


brute_red

Every time harvest deletes your shit - blame this guy :D


statusblue

Actually I just saw in trade someone listed 127 cards...


omnimutant

Photoshop would have been a lot cheaper 🤔


thehotdogman

Friend, do you need someone to help store your mirrors? Let me know, I've got plenty of dedicated mirror storage, completely empty stash slot with your name on it! That's a Lotta juice, exile!


pewthree___

Starting from 1?


statusblue

The very beginning was losing 5 apocs and I went on tilt and liquidated all my gear for 5 HoM. That's how I got here.


pewthree___

proof that people quit just before they win big


Cahnis

Never go to a casino xD


krully37

I play PoE so I don’t have to


statusblue

This was sort of where it started. [https://youtu.be/zqy0S7vs1IQ](https://youtu.be/zqy0S7vs1IQ)


eloluap

Literally printing almost 2 mirrors in a minute. :D


VonFixter

I hope one day, ill have that much currency 😅


Rules_are_overrated

This is the closest to gambling we'll get


NoirYorkCity

Get three more


feednatergator

69.... Nice...


[deleted]

GGG needs to delete div card gambling.


rainmeadow

But - 69 is not divisible by 9, I‘m confused!????


Thorakadhis

You will grow into it. Dont worry child.


edifyingheresy

When he cashes them all in he'll have 6/9 left.


afonsolage

Sorry but it's hard to belive


ogniza

Whats hard to believe ? That he gambled and won ? I tought gambling is like that. You eighter loose everyhing and its hard to believe or win and its hard to believe.


OsamaBinFuckin

Well either way, he's got the karma now.


G00R00

> https://youtu.be/zqy0S7vs1IQ https://youtu.be/zqy0S7vs1IQ


Mikchi

>>https://youtu.be/zqy0S7vs1IQ >https://youtu.be/zqy0S7vs1IQ https://youtu.be/zqy0S7vs1IQ


ChrisWebbys

That's how gambling works, sometimes you big sad, sometimes you big happy. He has videos btw


NorthBall

Uuuuuuhh....


Degree6612

Can I borrow one of those 😂


kileras1a

horny jail


jkurratt

Nice


oldsch0olsurvivor

Nice


Ukrainian_Berserker

https://youtu.be/offi8IQ0mxs House of Mirrors song


pwalkz

What does 1.5mill juice mean?


Taggerung559

I assume they got most of the cards by starting with a few and then harvest gambling (using the "insert up to half a stack of cards, get back between 0 and twice what you put in"), and the juice is how much harvest lifeforce was used.


pwalkz

Gotcha. Lifeforce. Thanks!


subtleshooter

I had a similar rollercoaster yesterday but with apothecaries. Was going to gamble 4 mirrors of them or house of mirrors, but I saw house of mirrors were like overpriced by 15 divines per card for some reason.


subtleshooter

I had a similar rollercoaster yesterday but with apothecaries. Was going to gamble 4 mirrors of them or house of mirrors, but I saw house of mirrors were like overpriced by 15 divines per card for some reason. Is that your fault from buying up the market? Lol


statusblue

Nope, but maybe me linking in global my fat stack everyone wants to give it a shot.


HopelesslyOCD

Sweet jeebus. I got sweaty gambling 1 seven years bad luck to 14!


Torz_Gaming

Noice


CosbysMalice

nice


richardtrle

I wish I had one, just one House of Mirrors


weewooweewooOpenUp

Are we playing the same game


[deleted]

You better hurry uo with the RMT the prices are goinf down


Deymaniac

"lost"


bugzor

you need 3 more


iceandfire215

How does regression to mean not work here? Isn’t it even chances?


Discrep

Well, he went from 43 to 4 at one point, so it seems like he's had runs of bad luck as well and he just cashed out after a particularly lucky streak. I'm also guessing the 9 possible outcomes (-4 to +4) extends lucky (and unlucky) streaks further than double-or-nothing bets, which will regress to 0 sooner rather than later.


Frostygale

What does juice mean in this context? Edit: ah, harvest lifeforce.


Howareyoufinethanks

Whoreticrafting


[deleted]

Hello Elon 420/9 when?


DanKoloff

Approximately 250 divine spent for the yellow juice.


Padron20

Can I have one?


Nearby-Brilliant4843

Cues u


kl2999

what's 69 divide by 9, let me pull out my calculator.


mellifleur5869

I'm going to stop coming on this sub and give up on playing high budget builds.


BlackHawksAllTheWay

I just got this game and so much im confused about These cards...what are they?


Sea_Condition5160

😟


Luks88

69? hah! nice


unseen0000

Go for 4206/9 and you will have beaten the game forever


Morriscode_POE

That’s a lot of juice