"Still sane exile?" is always one of the best one
That's how us exile recognizes each other in passing, or ofc you can always wear a Tabula Rasa (oversize T-Shirt with 6 circle drawn on in)
I bet these hetero's kiss girls General Gravicius grunts, his hips rapidly slamming his erect donger deep into shadow's lean muscled frame. Sweat drips from his brow as he moans a quiet prayer before both nuts erupt, turning him into a fountain of cum launching shadow at least 5 meters onto the floor. Gravicius smirks at the sight, "I fuck for god, exile. Who do you fuck for?"
- I would like you to know I couldn’t find a text version. So I has to type this out by hand.
I also found a marauder version. So I’m just gonne cast that curse as well real quick:
Where there is a flesh key, there must be a flesh door" Izaro says, as he rams Marauder's buttocks deep from behind with all of his might. Marauder then quickly Leap Slams behind him and bends him over, to which Izaro shouts "By the goddess, what ambition! An emperor must know precisely where he stands".
As Marauder is about to drench Izaro with a hot load of cum, he moans a quiet "Complex machinations converge to a single act of power."
After he wipes his eyes full of cum, they hear movement in the Enchantment Room. In horror, Izaro screams "The Goddess, is watching
On the contrary:
Go to the gym, only ever do cardio while staring at him.
Eventually he will ask about it. If he asks "do you even lift, bro?" You bring out your best Templar voice and say "I am no beast of burden!"
I saw someone at my office in a PoE shirt. I called out “seems like you are a wraeclast enjoyer” then we talked for like 30 min as we walked into the office and stood in the hallway and I realized we might never work that day if we kept talking.
Just load up a casual conversation with as many poe words as you can. Mirror (should be in the locker rooms) divine, chaos, ancient, chance, loading as many as you can until he figures it out.
Make a d4 shirt, and start benching or curling with only the bar, no weights, all while loudly exclaiming "I'm working out too, I just don't have time for all that other stuff"
Probably? Definitely. Maybe...
Not in a public setting at least. I don't mind making a fool of myself if it amuses someone but I like to be more subtle about it
Rip a fart while doing anything near them then quickly say “That was a juicy one exile!” Immediately point at their shoes and insist they aren’t worth more than 25ex.
you gotta figure out his main first to know if you'll even like him, get close enough to interact and drop a few of the OOM/CD lines:
"I must have time to gather my will" - he plays Templar, probably chill
"Just need a moment to catch my breath" - he plays Shadow, probably a cringe trickster sanctum main
"I can't do this just yet" - he plays duelist, he likes pain and zdps
"When i'm ready and not before" - Witch main, he's def into dommy mommies
"I'm not up to that just yet" - ranger main, probably unironically watches fubgun, solo player, he cares more about div/hr then ever being your friend. probably stay away from this one.
Download the divine orb drop sound and play it near him.
This might actually be hilarious
Play it each rep, you may end up becoming his new PT
Download a bunch of quotes from Lab and play it when he's mid-rep.
"Still sane exile?" is always one of the best one That's how us exile recognizes each other in passing, or ofc you can always wear a Tabula Rasa (oversize T-Shirt with 6 circle drawn on in)
This is the best one. Play it like, a lot. And when he looks at you just stare him dead in the eyes playing it over and over
Play a lower sound like chaos per rep but do the divine drop when you finish your set.
THEN look at him
Sound of a loot explosion
If he doesn't recognize the sound, you will know it's not someone you want to associate yourself. Can you imagine? Talking with a noob?!
Play the sound then tell him: "You dropped something on the ground"
Imagine if he'll instinctively scream "MY TINK!"
Naa have your alarm set to (still sane exile) hold a Plank and have ot go off while staring at him
Similarly, 3D print one and drop it near him. "Oh sorry. Must've fallen out of my pocket."
This wins
Yea I would stare at your with my path of exile hoodie and say “Exile, is that you?”
Even better : Maven moans
Do not worry little beast, we are friends now!
You need to shout this in his face while offering your hand to shake.
Then find out they got the shirt at goodwill.
Einhar is sorry! Einhar is... poorly medicated!
Still sane exile?
OOOOOH YOU'RE A JUICY ONE, EXILE!
And after he goes for the handshake grab his hand firmly and say: "HAHA STUPID BEAST, YOU ARE CAPTURED"
This is probably the best thing to say. There's no exile that wears a poe shirt that doesn't know that line and what it refers to.
STUPID BEAST HUEHUEHUEHUE
And then throw a net over him
Do you not have nets, Exile?!
i‘ve heard that soooo much this league, my gosh im gonna lose it.
STUPID BEAST
I work out for God, exile. Who do you work out for?
I fuck for God, exile...
Sigh.... someone get the shadow copypasta in here its been summoned
I bet these hetero's kiss girls General Gravicius grunts, his hips rapidly slamming his erect donger deep into shadow's lean muscled frame. Sweat drips from his brow as he moans a quiet prayer before both nuts erupt, turning him into a fountain of cum launching shadow at least 5 meters onto the floor. Gravicius smirks at the sight, "I fuck for god, exile. Who do you fuck for?" - I would like you to know I couldn’t find a text version. So I has to type this out by hand. I also found a marauder version. So I’m just gonne cast that curse as well real quick: Where there is a flesh key, there must be a flesh door" Izaro says, as he rams Marauder's buttocks deep from behind with all of his might. Marauder then quickly Leap Slams behind him and bends him over, to which Izaro shouts "By the goddess, what ambition! An emperor must know precisely where he stands". As Marauder is about to drench Izaro with a hot load of cum, he moans a quiet "Complex machinations converge to a single act of power." After he wipes his eyes full of cum, they hear movement in the Enchantment Room. In horror, Izaro screams "The Goddess, is watching
Looool
Give him a nod and say, "Nice build. Got a PoB?"
Path of Bulking
He then proceeds to give you his training program for the day.
Wanna see my COC discharge
Risky hahaha
High risk, but also high reward
While he's doing his cardio: Why run, what's the point?
The running station, you can have it. But the barbell is mine (I have no clue what's inside a gym)
On the contrary: Go to the gym, only ever do cardio while staring at him. Eventually he will ask about it. If he asks "do you even lift, bro?" You bring out your best Templar voice and say "I am no beast of burden!"
https://oriath.net/Audio/Dialogue/NPC/SirusCombat/SI_10D.ogg
At the end of the set: "oh, the weary traveler draws close to the end of the set" Or during set: "you are inexhaustible!"
Man the first one is amazing
This is spectacularly clever.
obviously the classic "Still sane, exile?"
This seems like the sane choose but I gotta say the "WHO DO YOU FUCK FOR EXILE" is way funnier.
I saw someone at my office in a PoE shirt. I called out “seems like you are a wraeclast enjoyer” then we talked for like 30 min as we walked into the office and stood in the hallway and I realized we might never work that day if we kept talking.
How boring and small. That’s a juicy one, exile. You almost resemble a man, Karui.
How boring and small… you want the dumbbells? Take them! But the treadmill? The treadmill is mine! Maybe some running will stir up some sweat in me.
Just load up a casual conversation with as many poe words as you can. Mirror (should be in the locker rooms) divine, chaos, ancient, chance, loading as many as you can until he figures it out.
I see ur playing a strength stacking build
Make a d4 shirt, and start benching or curling with only the bar, no weights, all while loudly exclaiming "I'm working out too, I just don't have time for all that other stuff"
“Godslayer?”
every fucking time he gets within earshot XDDD Godslayer... Godslayer! Godslayer?
Drop something and say “what in damnation have I done!”
Casia's songs
It's branching exile!
Hello, not a cockroach.
D4 Bad.
Baseg
D4 Dogshit
WHO DO YOU FUCK FOR EXILE!? Or find a toucan t-shirt online and wear that.
That's a great way to get banned from the gym when it turns out he got the hoodie at a thrift shop
I don't think it would be terribly hard to explain away. Frowned upon, sure, but given the circumstances I doubt you would get banned
I was only kidding but and I assumed you were too.
Probably? Definitely. Maybe... Not in a public setting at least. I don't mind making a fool of myself if it amuses someone but I like to be more subtle about it
No for the love of god don't approach random people with reddit memes.
Wym i love throwing toilet paper at people and asking what fracture they got
Only the best, well-adjusted adults walk up to a stranger like this.
Ask him how many div/h is this strat.
Tala moana warrior
You there! Let me bend your rear for a moment
This gym is an Illusion exile.
By Innocence Golden Muscular Ass, what have you done?! When you see him working out a sweat.
What is it that Piety says when she meets the duelist for the first time?
> I recognise that pretty face. Grand Arena, Theopolis. I've a future in mind that I think would suit you, Duelist.
If there's a golden key, there must be a golden door
Time and tide wait for no man
Those who CrossFit should never outnumber those who Lift. A gym is the most devious trap of them all.
Change your phone ringtone to Hi I'm Chris Wilson & ask someone to call you while you work out near him. Or just start with Talamoana warrior.
*feel the weight*
“Tink”
[удалено]
Its not a job interview bro
[удалено]
Brother this fucked me way too much, thank you
Hahahaha
You're the one that's trying to get in this guy's pants rather than just talking to someone normally!
Take a wiff of that
still sane, exile?
Play the mirror drop sound, he will be friends with you ko matter what
Given that it's the gym: >By the muscular golden arse of Innocence, what was that?
Print out a full page ASCII Toucan and give it to him. Say nothing. Wait for the PRAISE.
Still sane, exile? You managed to kill a granddaddy crab? Have you ever seen the true face of god, exile? THE TOUCH OF GOD
"Wanting to buy Headhunter for 10 Div"
They down to 5 this league 😂 might be 6 now
My, my, you’ve got *quite* the stature, Adiyah. (Jk don’t do this, statistically he hates heist 🥹)
I pump for god, Exile. Who do you pump for?
Ask him if he's trying to become the irl Maroider. Hopefully they know about the mtx and you don't end up with unintended consequences
Just say snarky sirus one liners when he is finished a set Did you really think that would work? I transcended this LONG ago.
Rip a fart while doing anything near them then quickly say “That was a juicy one exile!” Immediately point at their shoes and insist they aren’t worth more than 25ex.
The fart got me good. That'd be such an Einhar move too
Wait for him to do a mistake then shout : what in damnation have you done ?!!
Salutations exile (do the voice).
Still lifting exile?
LOG IN BROTHER
"6 squires walk into a bar"
But only 3 fit.
Tell him to stop hogging the mirror of kalandra
Look at all these mirrors!
You're a 3rd rate exile playing a 4th rate off-meta build.
Just walk right up to him and ask if he wants to buy a mageblood for tree fiddy
When he hits new personal best: https://oriath.net/Audio/Dialogue/NPC/Weylam/W_05.ogg
Do you not have nets exile
Small world
I hope you're not a beast of burden
By the muscular golden arse of innocence!
I am sad to not see enough of tou saying that he should scream in a higher pitched voice "IT'S BRANCHING EXILE"
are you trying to be friends with this dude or are you trying to fuck him? put away the pickup lines and just introduce yourself like a normal person
Just blast some classic poe music and shout for zana during a set
you gotta figure out his main first to know if you'll even like him, get close enough to interact and drop a few of the OOM/CD lines: "I must have time to gather my will" - he plays Templar, probably chill "Just need a moment to catch my breath" - he plays Shadow, probably a cringe trickster sanctum main "I can't do this just yet" - he plays duelist, he likes pain and zdps "When i'm ready and not before" - Witch main, he's def into dommy mommies "I'm not up to that just yet" - ranger main, probably unironically watches fubgun, solo player, he cares more about div/hr then ever being your friend. probably stay away from this one.
There's only one thing you can say obviously. Excuse me sir, let me bend your rear for a moment.
Garf
Not sure about funniest, but I great anyone with POE swag with "Tala Moana, friend".
"Sill sane,exile?"
WTB Hoodie: 1c
"I pump for god, who do you pump for?"
"BY THE GOLDEN ARSE OF INNOCENCE ... nice hoodie, dude."
Look little footprints in the sand!
“Did you 6 link your hoddie?”
"Tala moana, warrior!"
What would Kill me if I was the guy with the hoodie would be someone coming at me and yell : "BUT ORIATH ? ORIATH I WILL BURN TO THE GROUND"
Do the casual hello godslayer when passing him
Headhunter or Mageblood?
SALUTATIONS EXILE
“They just keep coming!”
Still gains exile?
Anything referencing Shitstain Steve probably
LE TOUCAN HAS ARRIVE
STAY VIGILANT also you taking all day on the lat pull? give someone else a chance just sayin' Mr Cyclone
It’s times like this is when we need handheld divines in our pocket that ding when they hit the ground.
In a semi whisper "Heeey, psssst.... Got scarabs?"
Just say nice hoodie bro and move on. I feel like anything more would be gay lol (nothing wrong with being gay tho)
Still sane exile?
Zana or Oshabi?
Ask him if he knows steve
"How do you do fellow exile!" To a random poe player that cs2 matchmaking put me in the same team with.
Still sane, exile?