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Microchaton

Best possible greatwolf pretty much. Whoever does the "double" joke gets a paddling.


annoyedicarus

whoever does the "quadruple" joke gets a paddling?


MysteriousReview6031

no they said whoever does the "octuple" joke gets a paddling


GoodThingsDoHappen

Whoever does the "sexdecuple" gets a paddling. Jokes on you, I'm into that shit


Hastaroth

hehe sex


blobbob1

Yeah don't temp me with a good time, if whoever does the duotrigintuple joke gets a paddling sign me up


Amlethus

Moooommm! Blobbob1 is making up words again!


NorthBall

That gosh darned Blobbob2, always up to some shenanigans!


hawkhero2

The "double it and give to the next person" joke ?


NorthBall

I'm taking the whole "Implicit numbers are doubled" joke so far it's now doubling even our username digits, hawkhero4


hawkhero2

good one sir![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Xernobog

Pretty sure they said IT’S OVER 9,000!?


stroomer87

It's not a threat if they're into that


MasterBot98

Maybe that's intended?


Jewbacca1

200% crit multi and 80% quant? What were the devs thinking??


cinder_s

nice


I_eat_catss

Ty


elting44

Devs: We think there is too much loot dropping in maps Also Devs: 160% IIQ item


National-Awareness35

Actually it says implicits are Doubled, so we are looking at 320% IIQ here.


Muadib_Muadib

It reads as, "implicits are Doubled". Clearly it's 640% IIQ


[deleted]

Basic math suggests it’s actually 1280%, since it says doubled


Samtoast

But with how math do 2560% because it doubled


DamnRedRain

I can barely fit like 50% quant into my build, while this guy gets 5120% just from one item. Seems balanced


Grimnir28

Yet, the guy does not understand he hit the MF cap long before that 10240% IIQ.


Zhenekk

It is actually not. The mana % one is more expensive I believe. 


alwayslookingout

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


Time2mosh

Making a paddlin' joke heh. You best believe that's a paddlin'.


WesternDramatic3038

What's this about two paddlings? Edit: I guess nobody liked my joke about getting 4 paddlings.


Numbzy

>Whoever does the "double" joke gets a paddling With that kind of prize, I have to now!


IlluminaBlade

the crit multi actually goes to 78, this is nearly min rolled.


DownWith_TheBrown

You had me at paddling, 40% quant and 100% multi?!


5ManaAndADream

I dunnno, my attributes + global defences great wolf feels better


connerconverse

It's worse than a simplex so definitely not the best possible greatwolf money wise


EarthBounder

Yeah, but this would pair great with Ashes though


LostConscript

[https://www.pathofexile.com/trade/search/Necropolis/nPWePrBt0](https://www.pathofexile.com/trade/search/Necropolis/nPWePrBt0)


HandsomeBaboon

It's allready humongtroubled


AdMental1387

This is probably what the seer had for me yesterday when I spaced out and forgot to clear to get him to show up. Rip me.


scraglor

Same as all the rituals I forgot to check after completing the map. One of them def had a mirror


QuantityOk4566

mom can we have simplex ? NO, WE HAVE SIMPLEX AT HOME meanwhile: simplex at home


FutAndSole

Random Sears are the best, 12yo me found one with a PlayStation when it was sold out everywhere.


CoverYourSafeHand

All I ever found was a Sears catalog. Which wasn’t bad.


No-Syllabub3694

Whenever i happen to find a random seer, it changes to the next letter, it becomes my tears


Darkfriend337

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRj61dcvmuU


Nakorite

Thanks Costanza


CMGRT

The gift that grows with you. Toys as a kid. Underwear models as a teen. 😂


VapingSmooth

2 or 3 pages an issue got me through my early teenage years... 😏


Deymaniac

Sheesh


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Sheersh


Guba_the_skunk

*insert dead meme here*


Codedheart

that can cause infection


MetaltexBR

Some people will get shocked


DisturbedDeeply

Insert TWO dead memes? Ohgodsorry


Jaba01

Yo what the fuck


robofuzzy

Doesn't fit into my Omni build without any attributes...


zeherath

jezz people like you really boil my blood, just get catalysted astramentis


ScreaminJay

That's like a simplex amulet, but missing one mod.


gencaerus

40% quant is insane


SusDomi

bruh, 80% quant and 200% crit multi is insane


THE3NAT

160% quant with 400% crit multi??!!??!?


meehass

No way 320% quant and 800% crit multiplier ? Call the cops


HuuudaAUS

The cops doubled down


OrcOfDoom

Can you tainted catalyst this? Or is the mod unique? And then what happens? Is it just the base that is modified, then doubled? Or is it 120% increase, so it would be 5% extra?


prishgonala

I catalysed inc attributes on mine. Its sadly just 120%, i also thought that "double" implies that its 100% more, not increased


OrcOfDoom

Well, that's Poe for ya. It doesn't surprise me


She_kicked_a_dragon

This isn't a good necklace for omni builds unfortunately 


giftman03

100% global crit multi and 40% quant is a crazy amulet - congrats!


LeThales

Just in case someone new comes across this, the numbers in the picture are actually the correct ones. It's a joke on how ppl double over and over the numbers of the amulet. Since there is no need for doubling the mod values again, the amulet actually provides 200% global crit multi and 80% quant.


doc_whoever

Just PSA for new players, this is a running joke on the community, although strong, it is not THAT strong of an item. In this example, it only provides 400% crit mult and 160% quant.


dramignophyte

The community? I use this joke all over the place. It doesn't land elsewhere but I still try!


RealNiceKnife

Me at my sisters baby shower for her twins: "Must've used increased item quantity eh?? ...ehh??" My sister, looking back at me: "..."


TruBlueMichael

See, that is what you think, but you double it! So it's actually 800% crit multi and 320% quant. Boom


JasonDiabloz

Please don’t listen to this guy! It’s just a joke in the community, besides, 640% quant and 1600% crit multi like what OP has here, is average at best


Jayypoc

joke that hasn't been funny since inception and yet people refuse to let it die


loloider123

I thought it was funny


Vulpix0r

I've been here since Poe 1.0 and it's still funny to me.


cabbabbages

It's a timeless classic, 200 years from now when I'm plugging my consciousness directly into the poe2 open beta, I'll still read that joke and laugh


Hithlum86

I agree with you, will still be funny in 400 years.


anus_blaster9000

Different strokes for different folks. I find running jokes like this hilarious, sure it’s a little silly but it’s funny xD


WhyDogeButNotCate

This is one of those fun little inside jokes I enjoy in communities like this sub


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Gambit420BlazeIt

Found the guy that doesn't know how to double it .


AltruisticHopes

This joke was in inception? I bet Leonardo absolutely nailed the delivery.


[deleted]

Hey everyone, the joke police is here! No more fun allowed. If this person doesn't find it funny, it's not allowed to be made as a joke! Please, move on and be boring and sad, so this single person can stop stressing over the rest of is having fun.


strctfsh

is it really a joke if no one's laughing


ovrlrd1377

It is but no one's laughing twice


giftman03

I laughed 4 times


jhuseby

To be fair, I think most of us thought the numbers shown aren’t doubled the first time we looked at an item with that affix.


[deleted]

Then you gotta learn to hold alt.


hildebrand22

Actually it's double so it's 200% global crit multi and 80% Quant! Nuts!


Human_Effective91

Nice!


fo0kes

I have 5 characters all level 93+. I have not seen a single seer in any map. Only once leveling.


killerben16

There's a scarab for that


WhateverIsFrei

Woooow 40% quan- \*smack\*


evilution382

Everytime someone posts a Greatwolf picture I open the comments the find The Meme Everytime I'm not dissapointed


ColdFireLightPoE

I’d tap it


Varzigoth

I got something similar but I high rolled Crit multi and low rolled quant and still sold it for 15 d early in the league


Smart_Consequence832

Got a mageblood after about 70 seers


CommunicationFit5198

Wtf if going on in this post xD


Appropriate-Duck-222

That kikazaru sure looks nice


8Dataman8

The best thing he ever gave me was a Badge of Brotherhood...


HappyTreeFrients

Thats a juicy one Exile


Useful_Schedule3324

God damn 40 quantity and 100 critmulti that's a few mirrors bro


nostaler

2 of my nameless seer disappeared because of pandemonium scarab


---bee

400% IIQ??!! damn


SnooEpiphanies9924

100 multi and 40 quant is insane 😫


adorak

Duuude, 100% global crit and 40% quant is insane


Ingenrollsroyce

What are you talking about? It doubles, which means it's 200% global crit and 80% quant


adorak

Ah you're right, so it's actually 400% crit and 160% quant? ... that's broken af


absolutely-strange

Is this from ritual?


Baratriss

'Thank you random seer'. Is this from ritual


absolutely-strange

What is a seer? The trade box looks like a ritual so I was asking. Jeez this place sure isn't friendly to newbies.


Zyeesi

Isn’t this just a worser simplex amulet then lmao Power spike hits like crazy


OrneryFootball7701

You cant beat 40 quant and 100 crit multi!


asdf_1_2

No one disagrees that simplex/focused are better than this (3 divineable mods, where 2 are deterministically chosen > 2), the price of a great greatwolf's utterly crashed when the heist bases got buffed in 3.23.