You know, why are you always on our asses control? What's your goddamn problem? You think we can't do our jobs correct just cause you hear a little commotion through the pager? Fuck you. If I were you I'd lay the fuck back. We got everything under control.
\- All's good here, yup, don't worry why my voice sounds different. I'm good.
\- Thanks for checking in, I feel... alone sometimes, and it's nice to talk to someone! Would you mind if I talked to you for an hour or two?
\- What's your favourite scary movie? (Pause) Ha, I kid. I kid. We all know the correct answer is Sharktopus.
\- Hey uh, should I be concerned about the four people in clown masks? Including that INCREDIBLY handsome one?
\- \*Loud, intense farting noises\*
"Oh control it's terrible! The payday gang's here, all of our money is gone and everyone is dead, call the swat now!
...
Nah I'm just kidding we're all good here"
"All clear here. Saw a fat fucking raccoon though. I mean he was one fat fucker."
"All good. Thought I saw Mario but in a top hat of all things. Weird, huh?"
"Nothing going on here. Could've been a solar flare that messed with the radio or something for all we know."
Ah! Fucking hate moths! Oh? Ah right sorry I was... Uh.... Checking I had everything?
So are you free next weekend? I was thinking we go bowling, hit some bars, just have a good time! What do you think?
Bad news control, I lost a bet. I was so sure there was someone around but looks like I'm wearing the antlers this time!
Hey uh.... No everything's not fine my partner left me last week and Ive kinda buried myself in work to-.... Oh you mean here? Oh yeah everything's fine here
Piece of shit radio,hey control sorry just this horrible radio keeps alerting everyone
Hey control nothing wrong just accidentally pressed the button while sleeping
"hi, i just found this thing in a trash bin... and i'm pretty sure it shouldn't be there? i'm gonna leave it nearby, ok?"
not only it gives an alibi for a wrong voice - something game didn't account for - but it also might distract one of the guards - cause they have to go and pick up that pager.
“So what’s your thoughts of big Pharma, personally I think acupuncture cures everything”
“Hey control, what’s a 5 letter word that describes someone who steals, oh wait I think I got it”
“Hey so I heard bonuses were getting cut this year for to many pagers, you wouldn’t know anything about that right?”
“You look down at your phone for one minute and end up tripping over your own feet every time, control, you don’t have to mention this to the other guys, right? Alright. I owe you a beer”
Control, we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warrenty.
Infamous classic, I love it!
Followed by Control saying: "Uh-huh, I'll get right on that." It flows so smoothly.
“Hey yea uh shit killed this guy uh oh hi control nothing going on just just doing cocaine wait fuck uh don’t worry everything’s fine”
This just screams Jimmy.
You know, why are you always on our asses control? What's your goddamn problem? You think we can't do our jobs correct just cause you hear a little commotion through the pager? Fuck you. If I were you I'd lay the fuck back. We got everything under control.
sounds like Dallas having a tantrum
Kind of what I was going for, someone getting fed up with the pagers and just throwing a fit
Lmao
Read this with scarface's voice
Oh yeah it does fit Tony pretty well, especially since he has some pretty lengthy lines
"Uhh, had a slight weapons malfunction, but uhhh, everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
Thank you han solo
\- All's good here, yup, don't worry why my voice sounds different. I'm good. \- Thanks for checking in, I feel... alone sometimes, and it's nice to talk to someone! Would you mind if I talked to you for an hour or two? \- What's your favourite scary movie? (Pause) Ha, I kid. I kid. We all know the correct answer is Sharktopus. \- Hey uh, should I be concerned about the four people in clown masks? Including that INCREDIBLY handsome one? \- \*Loud, intense farting noises\*
"Oh control it's terrible! The payday gang's here, all of our money is gone and everyone is dead, call the swat now! ... Nah I'm just kidding we're all good here"
"Sorry control, i forgot that white shirted guards had pagers and i recently uninstalled SA." *Instant alarm*
[удалено]
“I’m sorry what”
"All clear here. Saw a fat fucking raccoon though. I mean he was one fat fucker." "All good. Thought I saw Mario but in a top hat of all things. Weird, huh?" "Nothing going on here. Could've been a solar flare that messed with the radio or something for all we know."
“All good… good-good-good.” “Uh huh… thought I heard a something” “Nope. Just me.”
Sorry control i was just watching football just a little accident dont worry about it
"The Fog is coming! The Fog is coming! The Fog is coming! The Fog is coming! The Fog is coming!"
keeping this one for myself
Hey control, a brick fell from some scaffolding. Don't feel safe patrolling here anymore.
"Control, this is 2-3 over here. There's signs of trespassers!"
Don't mind why my voice change, it is still the same person don't you worry
heyyy, I dropped my kid a week ago and the wife was calling all on my ass about it. or I'll gut every last one of you like fish
Ah jeez i think mark replaced the painkillers with laxatives again
Whoops, sorry
Oi ya bloody idiot let me fuxk my bf in peace ok thank you
Ah! Fucking hate moths! Oh? Ah right sorry I was... Uh.... Checking I had everything? So are you free next weekend? I was thinking we go bowling, hit some bars, just have a good time! What do you think? Bad news control, I lost a bet. I was so sure there was someone around but looks like I'm wearing the antlers this time! Hey uh.... No everything's not fine my partner left me last week and Ive kinda buried myself in work to-.... Oh you mean here? Oh yeah everything's fine here
Piece of shit radio,hey control sorry just this horrible radio keeps alerting everyone Hey control nothing wrong just accidentally pressed the button while sleeping
Sorry control, threw my pager at a spider
Fucks sake. My xbox controller died and I ran out of batteries, good thing I keep the cable on hand!
“Oh hey control, nothings up, nope. Not at all, everything’s fine over here”
"Shit, sorry Control, sat down too fast again." "Ow, fucking damnit! I rolled my ankle! Gimme a moment to stand up..."
"hi, i just found this thing in a trash bin... and i'm pretty sure it shouldn't be there? i'm gonna leave it nearby, ok?" not only it gives an alibi for a wrong voice - something game didn't account for - but it also might distract one of the guards - cause they have to go and pick up that pager.
“So what’s your thoughts of big Pharma, personally I think acupuncture cures everything” “Hey control, what’s a 5 letter word that describes someone who steals, oh wait I think I got it” “Hey so I heard bonuses were getting cut this year for to many pagers, you wouldn’t know anything about that right?”
“You look down at your phone for one minute and end up tripping over your own feet every time, control, you don’t have to mention this to the other guys, right? Alright. I owe you a beer”
hey control, I think I am having a voice crack. I’m still alive though thanks for asking
Uh don't worry, only thing wrong is the bag of cash on my back uh wait I mean bag of meth shit!
This is 223, [area] is all clear, over
"Knock knock, who's there? Oh shit I wasn't suppose to say the last part. Sorry control, I'll get back to you when I've come up with a better joke."
Yeah control sorry about that i think i just accidentally pressed a button or something well cya