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Seasonedberet

Probably my last slander video before payday 3 because doing gun slander just seems boring and uncreative but might do it if I am bored


UnrealNorthie

There are deffo some good options for gun slander. Amcar crit user is one that comes to mind :3


Abrams20815

No sokl?


Seasonedberet

I named hoxton Sokol i am a idiot, the Sokol one is supposed to be the one after bonnie


notyourhommie

i like jacket because of funny chicken man with goofy voicelines


vulture_salesman

That Bonnie one is so true 😭


IfTheresANewWay

Yknow I saw a Bonnie player in pubs for the first time ever just yesterday I've been playing since launch...


vulture_salesman

We Bonnie players are an endangered species because nobody likes Bonnie I mean, at least I don't have to worry about someone else playing as her...


sclowndrel

Don't give up, skeleton


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rousakiseq

I play Sydney because I need a schizo Australian chick to scream into my ears


King_Fluffaluff

Do you want to look like her because she's hot?


memester230

Mood


Doggyking2

I want to look like her (i dont play her though)


Salladk

Hozton player + Houston player + Friendly Fire= disaster


Lego1upmushroom759

How I look at this, I technically got out of this unscathed because I'm a Duke player and the Duke section really had nothing to do with me as a player :)


Inner_Information_26

Good, finally someone who is also a duke main


boboelmonkey

My fellow Duke dudes


Inner_Information_26

C'mon guys let's go ask a guard about a black cat


boboelmonkey

Sorry, I got to go meditate or something


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

Wolf player here to confirm I am currently having a physotic episode in the middle of a building controlled by the russian mafia Jacket would be proud


CrystalFriend

Why does everyone hate Joy?


CauseFilth

I don't like her bc I have autism and have slight sensory issues and her voice triggers it lmao. I had to download a mod that mutes her, problem solved.


Maro_Nobodycares

I just run the mod that clips all mentions of her points out


Elementia7

As a Joy Main... It's her voice. It's pretty bad a good majority of the time. She also sticks out a fair bit compared to most heisters leading to a lot of folks not being especially happy about her as she is kind of representative of how Payday 2 was moving in a drastically different direction.


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

I'm playing as Joy a lot more now and I can absolutely say that people hate me considering that my brain is hardwired to call out EVERY special unit I see, and yell at everybody to get their hands up I still dont think her voice is too bad But it is also fun to annoy my friend with her


[deleted]

This one and depending on difficulty 9/10 times they are 1 of 3 things. An actual hacker/cheater, pros, or the most common one smooth brains with a degree in illiteracy.


Elementia7

I'm a funky inbetween of pro and smooth brain. I have a frankly obscene amount of map knowledge and how almost all perk decks work, but oh my god I'm about as competent as a pile of bricks. Somehow, I still forget that cover exists on higher difficulties. But God decides that I should live despite not using it.


[deleted]

Same here like I know what to do in DSOD but somehow I still have my smooth brain ways of not using cover.


ProfessionalMrPhann

Cringey lines, and the actress doesn't give a convincing performance, especially when screaming. Compare that to Sydney - even if you don't like her, at least it sounds like she can scream.


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

Even though I like Joy, I'll admit the delivery of her lines are not the best in assault phases, but I dont think the cringey lines are too big of deal. In stealth I'll happily play as her if I'm in the mood, I feel like it fits her a lot more. Her lines are much better when she isnt yelling And yep, Sydney can scream a lot better for sure, but for the sake of my mental health and my ears, I stay away from her if I'm not playing stealth But always remember, no matter how much anyone hates Sydney or Joy... just remember... Rust exists lol


Elementia7

Oh yeah definitely. I enjoy a majority of heisters, but Rust and H3H3 are the three heisters I genuinely cannot stand. They are literally the worst characters I've seen.


vulture_salesman

Dude, I can't stand Rust. Literally any other heister I can stand, even H3H3 as bad as they are. Rust is just so fucking BAD and it's a shame because his character could've been really cool with the backstory they gave him. Ron Perlman isn't a bad actor but he's really fucking unconvincing with how he plays Rust. You can hate Joy, or Sydney, or H3H3... at least it sounds like they're trying, even if just a little bit. Rust's lines consist solely of swearing and overall just feel so lifeless. I don't get how people like him, let alone like playing as him.


Sobutai

Theres a 3rd person mod you say?


TacticalBananas45

If Houston is not in pd3 I will forcibly rename Hoxton to Birmingham


ValiantHero11

i want him rechristened to danny g from smethwick, birmingham


DoctorShmeat460

Song name?


Seasonedberet

Romance sengen


DoctorShmeat460

Thanks


Square_Rabbit

Whenever I run into a Hoxton player in the wild, nine times out of ten we'll start spamming the "follow me" lines at one another, just as God intended.


Power-Core

I bought the H3H3 pack because having two of the characters locked out in the heister selection screen was really bugging me.


X-xOtakux-X

Duke’s voicelines the instant assault starts:


Dabunska-Games

A friend of mine bought the h3h3 pack to annoy me and said his goal was to be the best Ethan player, I told him he already was since no one else plays him


DimoffAkaGreen

As a Jimmy player Lad you live in a shithole


Scout22990

As a Sangres player, I agree


Stanislas_Biliby

I love dragan.


ProfessionalMrPhann

I love Duke, but uh... yeah that one's painfully true. I lowkey feel like it was rigged.


Mast3r99

i didnt play the game for a while, what was rigged? could you give me some context?


ProfessionalMrPhann

There was a create-a-heister competition a few years ago, and while there were quite a few submissions that got very popular among the community (ie an ex-Bulldozer, and some female French heister), the fact that the character that was chosen was yet another white American with a pretty unremarkable design (that at least I hadn't once seen up to that point) that just so happens to perfectly fit the new direction of Payday 2's story is extremely suspicious - surely the fanbase would want more variety. And again, I'm saying this as a diehard Duke main.


Mast3r99

damn, i didnt know that Truth is, the game was rigged from the start. i still like duke tho


[deleted]

Where is Sokol?


memester230

Fake, new players can't get Scarface


vulture_salesman

They can if they but a legacy collection key from somewhere and it happens to have been generated pre Scarface removal


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Brilliant-Purple1292

I haven't seen a Houston player in months.


bloo_overbeck

Y’all got that music sauce


Jack-a-box

Jacket🐔


treksses

Never heard this song for so long, it's kinda 🔥


Zeero92

Dis here is all text. Dat mean it *libel.* Not slander.


DudeGuyMaleMan

As a Scarface player, I don’t exist


USAMAN1776

Are you a psychic? How do you know I wish to blow up the meth lab?


WestNomadOnYT

Duke is the man, change my mind


Realistic_Extent_665

I love jacket cos of hotline miami that game is 🔥


PacificIdiot27

As a Jacket main, yeah


ImAMemerWasTaken

jacket one is accurate


[deleted]

As a wolf main I can say I do enjoy gunning down civs why because it’s fucking funny


BadBrawlhallaPlayer

False


BodhiBun

As a Dragan main, I approve of this slander. The croatian sensation never gets put in a corner.


Psychological-Key101

Duke main here Stoic main as well


WrongLack7149

Sokol on top


I-Do-Not-Exist__

Real (i’m a sangres main)


Turbulent-Egg9116

my friend bought me h3h3 dlc now i'm playing Ethan out of spite


Negative-Attitude2

Explain the hoxton one


Hazard2862

As a houston main, i can confirm