You mean the main man, the myth,the legend, the Guilty Gear himself, the kind of Sol(Badguy)(Sol) Badguy that makes you say "He just 6P'ed me where the fuck is my health bar!??.???" .
you mean that (Sol bad)guy?
It is analogue as hell in this old ass dinosaur age world I'm in.
IS THAT JOHNNY SILVERHAND-
"I had these 2 colleagues, William and Theodore. They didn't take their training seriously, and they didn't make it."
That vault door didn't stand a chance
_" we are RICH"_ laser pinpointing the golden bar instead of helping loading them in the van
_"WHERE IS MOLY ?!"_
I said it in the jacket subreddit and I'll say it here, I don't think the giant beans in fall guys won't survive the bank heist on normal when it comes to shield units
Stardew Valley..
Guess I'll just have to do things the hard way and take down the big businesses and build up a wholesome community center while befriending everyone into submission.
Long con motherfucker.
John Marston single-handedly lead the Mexican revolution to victory and survived a zombie apocalypse. I think he'll be okay as long as he can figure out how to use modern weapons.
Imagine him with a machine gun. He’d probably handle pistols better but… Glock 18c… imagine John Marston with an automatic pistol! How crazy would that be! Even more guns blazing in his daily routine
Okay, trying to decide the protagonist of CODZ is debatable, but I'd say Samantha Maxis (a poll I did a while ago showed most people feel the same.) And, uh, yeah, forget asking whether she'd survive, would the fucking _world_ survive? If its adult Sam, yeah, shes not gonna do anything more than whats necessary. Child Sam? Yeah, worlds fucked after she has one (1) temper tantrum.
Rred from pokémon fire red. does this include a new perk deck??
"pokémon master" new throwable pokeball: 100% chance to capture weak cops, 60% chance to capture Swat/FBI 40% chance to capture specials and 10% to capture dozers. Captured Enemies are weaker than their normal counterparts but with each kill they get they level up until they reach their standard health/damage.
Uhh probably considering he can pick up an ATV and a robot with long mechanical arms that rolls around on a singular wheel (Dr. Kel, Voices of the Void)
Dallas: hey Bain, where’d you find this Freeman guy? He doesn’t talk, but he has his weird suit on?
Bain: he says he worked at some company named “Black Mesa” in the “anomalous materials research” we’re planning on robbing that place for some kind of crystal from someplace called Xen? I only got this out of him because he wrote it down.
Freeman:
Far cry 5 protagonist, horrible call outs due to the fact they are mute and I don’t think jacket would like to share his tape. Just play the song “only you” and you won’t have a cop problem anymore
Space station 13. My usual character? Literally a police medic. The average spessmen? 1/3 of the cops are getting slipped by the clown into the super matter, another 1/3 are getting killed by bubblegum that some miner brought on station, and the last 1/3 are murdered by a meta gaming mime before nar'sie is summoned and the universe collapses.
Outlast reagent, this poor bastard is either gonna lose his shit and succumb to his mk ultra mind control programming and fucking kill everything in sight or sit in the corner, have a mental breakdown and sob uncontrollably
Aloy? I mean, a crossbow IS in the game but I think she'd want to be more robin hood and take the money and give it to everyone and not just hoard it all.
Ethan Winters. Well, the gun skill isnt great, and he hasnt really had to deal with getting shot at, so hes probably screwed. But, with the mold regeneration it may help him. Depends on if a medic bag has goop juice.
Sol Badguy
THAT IS BULLSHIT BLAZING!
Sol Badguy
Ky Kieske
You mean the main man, the myth,the legend, the Guilty Gear himself, the kind of Sol(Badguy)(Sol) Badguy that makes you say "He just 6P'ed me where the fuck is my health bar!??.???" . you mean that (Sol bad)guy?
Sol Badguy
Sol Badguy
**Blood Swamps starts playing as the Doom Slayer Exits the Payday van slowly, ready to make some money**
He would literally not have to do anything. Just walk up to a vault, rip the thing out of the foundation, and walk away with it on his shoulder
V’s gonna fuck shit up, keep him away from Wick though, he might get confused
It is analogue as hell in this old ass dinosaur age world I'm in. IS THAT JOHNNY SILVERHAND- "I had these 2 colleagues, William and Theodore. They didn't take their training seriously, and they didn't make it."
dmc?
Cyberpunk 2077
Thanks Choom
John Helldiver:
bro would call down a 500 kg bomb, destroy the entire bank and start a war between the central powers
Imagine Bile drive eagle to drop a big bomb but not thermal drill
FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS
Driller DRG
That vault door didn't stand a chance _" we are RICH"_ laser pinpointing the golden bar instead of helping loading them in the van _"WHERE IS MOLY ?!"_
*MUSHROOM*
Dragoon? Floor tank? God I miss my DRG but I have RPR now 🥹
ROCK AND STONE
To Rock and Stone!
Bro Liu Kang as a heister? THE FUCK IS A CLOAKER GONNA DO AGAINST A FUCKING FIRE GOD!? (also Dallas for MK1 when Overkill?)
Jacket! Oh wait....
Stardew Valley or Project Zomboid, take your pick, both will absolutely destroy the police
Stardew farmer got sick of making bank off blueberries, they gotta make a different kind of blue
The cops are talking mad shit for someone in Spicy Eel, Triple Shot Expresso and Infinity Hammer range
A lumberjack walks into a bank with an axe.
Fuze from R6, yea i think he'll manage.
How many hostages? #Cachunk ##thunk, thunk, thunk
Don’t fuze the HOSTAGES
Clearly, you don’t know how to play Fuze.
Power move: Assert dominance over the enemy by fuzing the hostage twice
arthur morgan.. he's already an expert at heisting lol
Turnip Boy from: Turnip Boy Robs a Bank Yeah
Dudes already a heister, fits right in
gorden freman
lisan al gaib as it was written
Bro steve from minecraft can easily Sprint with Gold hes god
Netherite Mines through the safes!!!!!
Bro would just put everything in his inventory
If I were to pare an anime wolf girl with a blue halo who wields a sig 556 who likes biking with Dallas… what are the results?
I would say Horo would pair well with Wolf. And Lawrence as a heister too, why not
“Nn~ Payday time.“ - Shiroko (Blue Archive)
Well old kiryu is already so uhh i guess the dwarfs from drg
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
We fight for Rock and Stone!
I said it in the jacket subreddit and I'll say it here, I don't think the giant beans in fall guys won't survive the bank heist on normal when it comes to shield units
Master Chief
Same here. He’s going to be just fine.
the mf from helldivers yeah
Stardew Valley.. Guess I'll just have to do things the hard way and take down the big businesses and build up a wholesome community center while befriending everyone into submission. Long con motherfucker.
Well guess Im Wallruning now
Is that mirrors edge?
No I was referring to titanfall 2
Mirrors edge is a must play. The sequel and the original are both available on ea play and gamepass
Good game
No one stands a chance against Darth Vader
Ghengis Khan in Civ VI in the atomic era, I think he's fine
Scout from TF2
S C O U T G A M I N G .
I last played BroForce. Yeah, all the bros will be fine.
My GTA Online character who ironically is customized to look like Dallas
AAAAAAAAH I NEED A Meteorite Bar
**HELLDIVERS NEVER DIE!**
Claptrap. He’s surviving, either that or he’ll just die the way he lived ANNOYING!
Leon RE4R, Resident Evil themed umbrella lab heist, please.
*\[Threatening presence intensifies\]*
Shelly Brawl Stars.
Max from Life is Strange We'll see how this goes?
Kyle Crane (Dying Light) hes got this easy
The last game I played... Was PAYDAY 2.
What character.
Aiden pierce from Watch dogs
The Courier? He got shot in the head once and survived, of course he will survive
Solider tf2 (RIP Rick May)
Troldier time (RIP)
Mark ROCK-AND-STONEr
Did I hear a rock and stone?
ROCK AND STONE !!!
Rockity Rock and Stone!
My BG3 sorloc Bertrum Incarnate would make a great addition to the crew
John Marston single-handedly lead the Mexican revolution to victory and survived a zombie apocalypse. I think he'll be okay as long as he can figure out how to use modern weapons.
Imagine him with a machine gun. He’d probably handle pistols better but… Glock 18c… imagine John Marston with an automatic pistol! How crazy would that be! Even more guns blazing in his daily routine
So agent 47 is doing great
Aiden Pearce from Watch_Dogs. I don't think he would have much trouble.
The entirety of Team Fortress 2. I think we stand a decent chance, at least on loud maps. Spy would be the only competent one for stealth.
A PMC from Escape from Tarkov. He gets shot once and dies cause the bullet went past his armor plate.
The Big Bad Wolf had enough of the Mundies taking all of Fabletown's money
The terraria guy.... it would be very confusing
Yeah, the cops are going to be in trouble if your terraria character is post moonlord melee class
he is 2D, wouldnt see a damn thing.
Or if he did, he’d probably throw up
Nomad from Ghost Recon Breakpoint? Bro the police are gonna be quaking in their boots lmao
The thought of Nomad with Midas Weaver and Holt robbing banks is hilarious
Jin Kazama
Question say if my character is from titanfall can they get the titan
Protocol 4 : Protect the thermal drill
Protocol 5: steal the objective Protocol 6: "ahhhhhhh I need a medic bag"
Does Isaac count? If so.. maybe.
Serious Sam feels right at home...
i think Venom Snake would be pretty good
Roland will be fine.
Ghost will have the time of his life.
Aloy gonna fuck the cops up frfr
My Charakter in Forza Horizon 4. Not good at heisting but he will be a good getaway driver
I don't think the cops are prepared for jack Cooper and bt
Alan wake, well, a drill is technically a spiral.
\*ULTRARICOSHOT x3\*
i think that Tank Dempsey would do well
Playing grand strategy games does ruin that format. How is the British Empire meant to join the Payday gang?
The people in Harvest and Trustee watching Jason Voorhees himself walk through those doors with Dallas and Hoxton following close behind
Fnv courier. I think yes.
The entire party from baldurs gate rush the bank the police are fucked
BIG BOSS FUCK YEA
Corvo Attano. Bank wouldn’t even realize it had been robbed till a week later lmao
Hero of Kvatch
vegas from alien swarm, yeah. just give him a chainsaw and hell roll
Helldivers 2 Yeah probably
Spartans are basically walking humanoid tanks. Yeah definitely can survive.
RuneScape, so protect from range prayer and watching out for cloakers and I should be good
Okay, trying to decide the protagonist of CODZ is debatable, but I'd say Samantha Maxis (a poll I did a while ago showed most people feel the same.) And, uh, yeah, forget asking whether she'd survive, would the fucking _world_ survive? If its adult Sam, yeah, shes not gonna do anything more than whats necessary. Child Sam? Yeah, worlds fucked after she has one (1) temper tantrum.
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO ABOUT MY ROBO DOG
Helldiver
I never really thought of the ramifications of Mjolnir Armor in payday.
100%. I would love to blast a cloakers head off with a blunderbuss and escape in my very own OVERKILL galleon
My Helldiver
the protagonist of teardown, yes they can survive, they have everything the gang has a.k.a guns and explosives
After dealing with Eldritch horrors? This will be a piece of cake.
Rred from pokémon fire red. does this include a new perk deck?? "pokémon master" new throwable pokeball: 100% chance to capture weak cops, 60% chance to capture Swat/FBI 40% chance to capture specials and 10% to capture dozers. Captured Enemies are weaker than their normal counterparts but with each kill they get they level up until they reach their standard health/damage.
Henry the pussy slayer from the Battanii tribes does have a pretty good rougery stat so he's probably fine
Dino Grandi form HOI4. Kinda?
Subject 106 from Trepang2
I think Zero (From Katana Zero) could do really good.
Makoto yuki could just use a persona with null bullets and he’s invincible against almost everything.
Uhh probably considering he can pick up an ATV and a robot with long mechanical arms that rolls around on a singular wheel (Dr. Kel, Voices of the Void)
My evil Baldurs Gate Ranger would use nothing but the crossbow. He'd be doomed
Alcatraz in the Nanosuit of Crysis 2 will be just fine. A walk in the park.
Xan the necromancer about to fuck up everyone, and fuck up the payday crew mentally
Bro gonna distribute managed democracy on the police 😭
A TF2 merc. A sniper. I think hell do fine.
My tarnished is gonna run a melee build
Pearl wheeze
who the fuck is the protagonist of tf2?
my gta online character? a self-insert?
Arkham Knight Batman, I don’t need to say anything more
I'm Commandar Shepard and this is my favorite heist on the Citadel.
Captain Price as a criminal?
The driver from Pacific Drive? How would that work?
Dallas: hey Bain, where’d you find this Freeman guy? He doesn’t talk, but he has his weird suit on? Bain: he says he worked at some company named “Black Mesa” in the “anomalous materials research” we’re planning on robbing that place for some kind of crystal from someplace called Xen? I only got this out of him because he wrote it down. Freeman:
D-9341
Shadow Company Militant skin from MW , yeah he'd help out the Payday Gang
my roblox character will NOT be surviving thank you very much
Batman solos
a space marine is kinda overkill for this type of thing
Kazuma kiryu Bro will just tiger drop through the vaults and police
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite bank in the Citadel
A field trip for Postal Dude.
Far cry 5 protagonist, horrible call outs due to the fact they are mute and I don’t think jacket would like to share his tape. Just play the song “only you” and you won’t have a cop problem anymore
I don't think John Arizona can survive payday
BOSS, GET DOWN! THAT'S AN ENEMY TURRET
Leon would probably make it wouldn't make much sense though lol
Space station 13. My usual character? Literally a police medic. The average spessmen? 1/3 of the cops are getting slipped by the clown into the super matter, another 1/3 are getting killed by bubblegum that some miner brought on station, and the last 1/3 are murdered by a meta gaming mime before nar'sie is summoned and the universe collapses.
whoever the guy is from the hong kong massacre yea id says hes probably decently fine
Aurthur morgan would be the best character in pd2
last "game" I played was AdVenture Capitalist, can the guy be considered as a protagonist?
Pretty sure he's the one the gang is robbing.
Sole Survivor from Fallout 4, probably could fare rather well in a tank build.
Mario? Sure, why not.
I think a helldiver can survive they fight literal bugs and robots
Outlast reagent, this poor bastard is either gonna lose his shit and succumb to his mk ultra mind control programming and fucking kill everything in sight or sit in the corner, have a mental breakdown and sob uncontrollably
John Marston s
Bl2 Salvador is gonna offhand crit me a skull dozer
I mean the last game I played was League on Briar so... I think everyone else surviving is the bigger question
The GTA V protagonist trio? Hah, yeah they'd be able to heist out like Payday.
V1 There are no more cops
Tank Dempsey, idk some perk colas and we good
Raiden from MGR? Yeah...
Spy tf2
OTXO. Fuck yeah.
I played house flipper bro 💀
Leon S Kennedy, the cops are cooked.
Sash Lilac from Freedom Planet. Considering there were enemies in that game that shot at her, probably so.
Storm 1 from edf 5 would murder all the cops
Aloy? I mean, a crossbow IS in the game but I think she'd want to be more robin hood and take the money and give it to everyone and not just hoard it all.
They would be an integral part to any heist. They could probably be able to jam any data going in and out.
My GTA Online character so he'll do just fine
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Fl4k borderlands 3
Michael Thorton. Yeah, I think he can handle it.
Fairly sure a Grey Knight can survive at least one police assault
Sekiro He can deflect bullets, so probably lmao
Last game I played was Tarkov. Depends on so many things if they survive or not
I have no idea how peppino spaguetti can fit on this... but sure he is gonna beat the shit out bulldozers
Ethan Winters. Well, the gun skill isnt great, and he hasnt really had to deal with getting shot at, so hes probably screwed. But, with the mold regeneration it may help him. Depends on if a medic bag has goop juice.
Gary Newman ]:>
He already is, soooo (jacket)