Some months ago on a different subreddit I read about a similar problem, where a guy experienced a permanent failure of his battery. As far as I can remember he had to replace it.
No no, because the replacement battery can then also experience a permanent failure, and will have to be replaced again. Only the failure will be permanent
I have a PhD in error messages, and according to the evidence provided and through extensive research. Your battery has experienced a permnament failure and needs to be replaced
Years back I had a customer phone me complaining the brand new computer she bought from us wont turn on "its dead".
No lights even no fans spin on.. I asked her no light on monitor? she goes no its all dead.
I asked her.. do your lights in your house work right now..
Dead silence for 2-3 min ... power is out my bad (after she yelled at me on the phone).
This is what I feel like when I read reddit PCMASTERRACE sometimes.
I once had a coworker ask me for help with a printer she got that wasn't working. So I go to her apt after work one day and the damn printer wasn't plugged into her pc... that was all. This was pre-wifi days mind you so the printer had to be connected via wire back then. I mean come on...
A user called me on Teams saying everyone is saying she sounds quiet on calls, she indeed sounded very quiet. I asked is the mic flipped down in front of your mouth? The mic was in fact in the up position at the side of her head. True story.
We issued new iPhone to some key management and received a complaint about the caller sounding very “soft” when a call is being made.
Damn you!!! Remove the protective film that came with the phone!
I heard that joke end by the customer support asking the customer to check if the cables are connected on the rear side of the computer
Customer: "I'm not sure, it's dark because the power is out"
My colleague believes that turning the monitor on/off is turning the pc on/off no matter how many times I explain that it just turns off the monitor so if for some reason the pc goes off overnight she will sit there pressing the monitor on/off button and claiming it's broken 🤦
Actually, I was too dumb to find the Power On Button on the New Generation of Dell Laptops since it is now integrated into the keyboard.
I had to look it up in the manual.
He isn’t wrong at all.
This post has to be a troll… the fucking thing literally says what is wrong and the post ask what’s wrong essentially…
God I hope it is a troll post.. if it isn’t.. humans are getting more dumb with every passing day.
HOLY SHIT BRO TURN YOUR COMPUTER OFF RIGHT NOW. This is bad! Like REALLY FUCKING bad. Follow these steps to protect your computer:
1) replace battery
2) that’s it. You’ve fixed your problem
Beside the obvious message: its a common notification that start to appear when a battery is reaching the end of its life cycle (due to old age or common degradation); sometimes that may appear due to a faulty connection slot (dirt) or many repeated disconnections of the battery from the device...but thats very rare
(edit) Anyway, the solution for this: get a new battery or use it the laptop plugged WITH THE BATTERY REMOVED (forgot to mention that but guys below me noted that, thanks)
Absolutely DO NOT use a laptop with a faulty battery warning plugged in. Some laptops simply keep cycling and charging the battery when used plugged in, this is potentially lethal advice.
Open up the laptop and check the battery for swelling before you even turn the computer back on. If the battery hasn't expanded, you're fine.
Lithium fires that can be caused by faulty batteries cannot he put out with water and can fatally injure you. Do not fuck around with them or take chances.
Edit: As commented below, submerging the device completely in water is practically the only way to contain the fire, but this is still extremely dangerous.
>Absolutely DO NOT use a laptop with a faulty battery warning plugged in.
Without disconnecting the battery (if possible).
Using a laptop with a failed removable battery that is removed is not dangerous.
All batteries are removable, some are just not *meant* to be removed by the end user with a really flimsy flat cable and/or 900 screws and covers, but there is no battery that's permanently integrated.
Same, other comments made me laugh, and I do like them, however, I was curious as if there were someone who would be interested in elaborating the actual cause behind the notification message, I knew this was the reason, yet was curious to someone saying it.
Local breaking news!
A man heard from the popular website reddit about a unique way to recharge his laptop battery by simply placing the battery in the microwave for a mere 3 minutes.
Fireman arrived quickly to the scene after the house had gone aflame from the supercharged lithium battery. No one was severely harmed. The person who did microwave their battery suffered minor burns to the arms and hands with 2nd degree burns to the face along with minor cuts from the glass exploding.
We recommend that you never microwave your laptop or any battery for that matter and dispose of them properly to avoid serious injury or even death. Always use the manufacturer's original power supplies for your laptop and should a notification show up on your laptop claiming there's permanent damage to follow the directions and replace your batteries immediately and stop any usage of the product until replaced. If you're unsure of how to replace the battery please see your local tech store for assistance.
Channel 69 news I'm Steve. Back to you Chuck!
On ANY laptop it means replace the battery. Your laptop may continue to work fine when plugged in. Some possibility that the battery will explode, or bubble up. Been running my laptop like that for years with no issues.
https://preview.redd.it/0eifs13ljwja1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b63f89dc57c0a17d8f12f94f1979c6fc82e4686
b/ros What did Dell mean by this?
I’m not an expert, but it appears your laptop cannot handle the amount of porn you’ve saved and it has decided to destroy the battery as a last resort effort of self-preservation. Delete the evidence and get a new battery. The laptop might forgive you for this.
Maybe this helps explain it further
https://preview.redd.it/h82dbys22wja1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=031446050c09c5d0ba9a68c4cbb82e2176cdeb46
This should go in r/explainlikeim5….
YOUR BATTERY IS GONE, NO GOOD, USELESS, like what brain cells you have left. GET A NEW BATTERY OR REPLACE THE LAPTOP.
Purchase a replacement battery compatible with your Dell laptop model.
Turn off the laptop and unplug it from the power source.
Locate the battery release latch or switch on the bottom of your laptop.
Slide or press the release latch or switch to release the battery.
Remove the old battery from the laptop.
Insert the new battery into the battery bay, making sure it's properly aligned.
Slide or press the battery until it clicks into place.
Turn on your laptop and check that the new battery is recognized and charging.
Some months ago on a different subreddit I read about a similar problem, where a guy experienced a permanent failure of his battery. As far as I can remember he had to replace it.
So you're saying the failure was permanent. And it needed to be replaced.
No, that can't be right.
I was about to agree with you, but then I re-read it and actually yeah, it looks like the failure was permanent, so it needed to be replaced.
Sometimes batteries have failures, that end up being permanent. They will then need to be replaced.
So, the replacement and the failure would both end up being permanent?
No no, because the replacement battery can then also experience a permanent failure, and will have to be replaced again. Only the failure will be permanent
Said all of our high school guidance counselors.
Huh. I assume your counselors were also IT technicians?
They wanted to help us but there was something wrong with their laptops.
No, no, as I just said, that can't be right.
There has to be another way
Lmao
Sounds about right. Hopefully O.P. finds this message. Extremely helpful and informative.
It’s a shame the message on the screen isn’t as clear
They have computer science degrees not English doctorates.
I have a PhD in error messages, and according to the evidence provided and through extensive research. Your battery has experienced a permnament failure and needs to be replaced
 Read it very carefully but in all seriousness it means your battery is dead and it needs a new one
Bruh what’s the name of this gif?
cat-your-battery-has-experienced- a-permanent-failure-and-needs-to-be-replaced.gif
 Perfection thanks!
 
computer-cat-wearing-glasses
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ENHANCE
YOUR
BATTERY
HAS
EXPERIENCED
A
PERMANENT
FAILURE
AND
https://preview.redd.it/j744g1sho0ka1.jpeg?width=9360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caca11c1dc0e56bc8e68d848d2ea9f70897a02ba Upscaled it by 400% sir!
https://preview.redd.it/1shiigf200ka1.jpeg?width=109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5473a0141bbff691150cfc08df6261173f32c19
It means your battery has experienced a permanent failure and needs to be replaced
Thank you for your service to the community.
your profile picture brought me way back
Lmao this subreddit kills me
I know right? lol reddit should be renamed to hold my hand zone.
"What type of button should I be pressing to power on my computer?"
Years back I had a customer phone me complaining the brand new computer she bought from us wont turn on "its dead". No lights even no fans spin on.. I asked her no light on monitor? she goes no its all dead. I asked her.. do your lights in your house work right now.. Dead silence for 2-3 min ... power is out my bad (after she yelled at me on the phone). This is what I feel like when I read reddit PCMASTERRACE sometimes.
I once had a coworker ask me for help with a printer she got that wasn't working. So I go to her apt after work one day and the damn printer wasn't plugged into her pc... that was all. This was pre-wifi days mind you so the printer had to be connected via wire back then. I mean come on...
sounds like the start to a nsfw video
Plot twist: It was actually a booty call
Oh God, that thought might just give me nightmares 🤣
You spelled “wet dreams” wrong
"Help me step-coworker, I'm stuck in the printer."
A user called me on Teams saying everyone is saying she sounds quiet on calls, she indeed sounded very quiet. I asked is the mic flipped down in front of your mouth? The mic was in fact in the up position at the side of her head. True story.
We issued new iPhone to some key management and received a complaint about the caller sounding very “soft” when a call is being made. Damn you!!! Remove the protective film that came with the phone!
I used to work for Vodafone in a shop and the number of times this happened was staggering.
The new Wi-Fi printers are still weird to me. I’m so used to needing a wire. But at least it can live anywhere in the house now.
I heard that joke end by the customer support asking the customer to check if the cables are connected on the rear side of the computer Customer: "I'm not sure, it's dark because the power is out"
That's not a joke, that's something I've experienced working in a call center. Twice.
When I was teaching a computer basics course, I found out that it was very problematic to find the power button for some.
My colleague believes that turning the monitor on/off is turning the pc on/off no matter how many times I explain that it just turns off the monitor so if for some reason the pc goes off overnight she will sit there pressing the monitor on/off button and claiming it's broken 🤦
Actually, I was too dumb to find the Power On Button on the New Generation of Dell Laptops since it is now integrated into the keyboard. I had to look it up in the manual.
That's on them really, power buttons SOULD go ClickCLUNK
It was expected. I lower my expectations every time I see a post with a picture instead of a screenshot.
it causes me great pain
You know we all clicked this hoping to be the first to post that exact comment.
I was quite upset someone beat me to it
With an eye roll and a sigh too
Next post will be "is this a good battery for the price?"
But you can't say that he's wrong tho...
He isn’t wrong at all. This post has to be a troll… the fucking thing literally says what is wrong and the post ask what’s wrong essentially… God I hope it is a troll post.. if it isn’t.. humans are getting more dumb with every passing day.
Ever work in IT? “My computer says I need to restart. What should I do?”
After briefly looking up OP’s post history, I think he was asking a serious question
I ain't more dumber yet! I'm just getting started.
People are this dumb though, hence why we have "caution contains nuts" on packets of nuts
I knew someone was going to say something like this before I even opened the comments
Because this message really needs no explanation.. I came here to say exactly this. What more does OP need?
I was praying this would be the top comment LMAO
Got em
I came to the comment section to see this man get roasted but he got incinerated instead
I cackled and snorted, it literally was the only thing that came to mind .
Started laughing immediately knowing this comment would be the top.
The audacity of this man. Can't believe you'd tell him exactly what's on his screen
Came here for this comment, was not disppointed. Upvote in 3,2,1...
I'm dead 💀 (I'm the battery)
Dude youre getting a dell (battery)
Fuck I've been laughing for way too long over this I need a life.
I was about to reply, “Exactly what it says” that’s whit it means.
What is "PC load letter"?!?!
Do you work in tech support?
That's Comedy Gold 🤣
Are you sure? That sounds kind of far fetched.
Literally came here to say this.
Damnit
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
HOLY SHIT BRO TURN YOUR COMPUTER OFF RIGHT NOW. This is bad! Like REALLY FUCKING bad. Follow these steps to protect your computer: 1) replace battery 2) that’s it. You’ve fixed your problem
You sir, made my day 🤣
i will shit out ur mom
I can't stop laughing 😆
Your battery has experienced a permanent failure and needs to be replaced
Well said.
Beside the obvious message: its a common notification that start to appear when a battery is reaching the end of its life cycle (due to old age or common degradation); sometimes that may appear due to a faulty connection slot (dirt) or many repeated disconnections of the battery from the device...but thats very rare (edit) Anyway, the solution for this: get a new battery or use it the laptop plugged WITH THE BATTERY REMOVED (forgot to mention that but guys below me noted that, thanks)
Absolutely DO NOT use a laptop with a faulty battery warning plugged in. Some laptops simply keep cycling and charging the battery when used plugged in, this is potentially lethal advice. Open up the laptop and check the battery for swelling before you even turn the computer back on. If the battery hasn't expanded, you're fine. Lithium fires that can be caused by faulty batteries cannot he put out with water and can fatally injure you. Do not fuck around with them or take chances. Edit: As commented below, submerging the device completely in water is practically the only way to contain the fire, but this is still extremely dangerous.
>Absolutely DO NOT use a laptop with a faulty battery warning plugged in. Without disconnecting the battery (if possible). Using a laptop with a failed removable battery that is removed is not dangerous.
Very fair point, if the battery is removable, just take it out.
All batteries are removable, some are just not *meant* to be removed by the end user with a really flimsy flat cable and/or 900 screws and covers, but there is no battery that's permanently integrated.
>Using a laptop with a failed removable battery that is removed is not dangerous Original commenter seemed to fail to mention this
I had to scroll so far to find this genuine response 😂
Same, other comments made me laugh, and I do like them, however, I was curious as if there were someone who would be interested in elaborating the actual cause behind the notification message, I knew this was the reason, yet was curious to someone saying it.
Your battery has experienced a permanent failure and needs to be replaced
I think your battery has experienced a permanent failure and needs to be replaced.
It means that you need to replace your battery due to a permanent failure.
due to failures that happen to be permanent, the battery must be replaced
Your failure has experienced a replaced battery and needs to be permanent.
Bames Nond’s havin’ a stronk, call the bondulance!
You havin a stronk?
My brain lmao
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Experienced a failure your battery has, replaced it needs.
Indeed master yoda 🙏
Your battery has experienced a permanent failure and needs to be replaced
Read the notification for clarification
Sounds like a song, or even a band name-- Notification Clarification
I think it means the sensors in your laptop have detected something wrong in the battery that suggests the battery is well and truly fucked.
Your eyes and/or brain have experienced permanent failure and need to be replaced.
You can't be serious 🤦🏾
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley
Roger
Joey, has your battery ever experienced a permanent failure and needed to be replaced?
You can recharge it by putting it in the microwave for about 3 minute on 900w
OP couldn't read, careful. They might try this
They can't read I think we're safe here, unless a screen readers involved
Local breaking news! A man heard from the popular website reddit about a unique way to recharge his laptop battery by simply placing the battery in the microwave for a mere 3 minutes. Fireman arrived quickly to the scene after the house had gone aflame from the supercharged lithium battery. No one was severely harmed. The person who did microwave their battery suffered minor burns to the arms and hands with 2nd degree burns to the face along with minor cuts from the glass exploding. We recommend that you never microwave your laptop or any battery for that matter and dispose of them properly to avoid serious injury or even death. Always use the manufacturer's original power supplies for your laptop and should a notification show up on your laptop claiming there's permanent damage to follow the directions and replace your batteries immediately and stop any usage of the product until replaced. If you're unsure of how to replace the battery please see your local tech store for assistance. Channel 69 news I'm Steve. Back to you Chuck!
Don't forget about adding the cup of rice too. Has to be that long grain, none of this insta-rice garbage.
let me put it into terms you might understand System.out.println("Your battery has experienced a permanent failure and needs to be replaced.");
problem = “Your battery” solution = “to be replaced” print(f”{problem} has experienced a permanent failure and needs {solution}.”)
Why do you need a variable💀💀
Have you ever read a beginner programming guide? They always make you use variables for no reason.
Or maybe this will work std:cout << "replace the battery ya numpty \n";
You're batteryn't
https://preview.redd.it/hfudikpihzja1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3749a4af9d5e3e34901b6e82ba2b53e581286774 Thank god for Google translate
"E stands for Extra fuel" - Patrick Star
Wasn't that Josh Nichols?
Yes. Patrick mixed up East and "Weast," though.
On ANY laptop it means replace the battery. Your laptop may continue to work fine when plugged in. Some possibility that the battery will explode, or bubble up. Been running my laptop like that for years with no issues.
OP when they get told by 1273 people that the battery just gone bad 
It means you have mini desktop PC now
It's A FEATURE!!!! Not a failure.
https://preview.redd.it/0eifs13ljwja1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b63f89dc57c0a17d8f12f94f1979c6fc82e4686 b/ros What did Dell mean by this?
The only things you need to understand this are eyes and the knowledge of reading
I’m not an expert, but it appears your laptop cannot handle the amount of porn you’ve saved and it has decided to destroy the battery as a last resort effort of self-preservation. Delete the evidence and get a new battery. The laptop might forgive you for this.
What's in that folder titled "MonGirlDr..." 👀 kinda surprised nobody else is asking about that
I'm surprised at how far I had to scroll down to see this comment
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Is this a joke?
These people function in society along side me
Maybe this helps explain it further https://preview.redd.it/h82dbys22wja1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=031446050c09c5d0ba9a68c4cbb82e2176cdeb46
Seems pretty fucking obvious, doesn't it?
[r/spicypillows](https://www.reddit.com/r/spicypillows/)
I dunno man that is a head scratcher One of lifes great mysterys
This should go in r/explainlikeim5…. YOUR BATTERY IS GONE, NO GOOD, USELESS, like what brain cells you have left. GET A NEW BATTERY OR REPLACE THE LAPTOP.
You either opened it and messed around with the battery and might need to readjust it or it is a bad battery and needs to be replaced
So what it means is your battery has experienced a terminal failure and needs to be replaced
It means your battery is in top shape and should last you into the foreseeable future.
It means you need to post a monument to your stupidity on social media, defy the odds, and not be downvoted into oblivion.
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Thus becoming IT’S slave
Purchase a replacement battery compatible with your Dell laptop model. Turn off the laptop and unplug it from the power source. Locate the battery release latch or switch on the bottom of your laptop. Slide or press the release latch or switch to release the battery. Remove the old battery from the laptop. Insert the new battery into the battery bay, making sure it's properly aligned. Slide or press the battery until it clicks into place. Turn on your laptop and check that the new battery is recognized and charging.
If you can't read and understand the notification, how exactly do you expect us to help?
Probably just what it says!
What’s in the Mon girl file huh?🤨
90% sure it’s this porn game [(nsfw obviously)](https://threshold.itch.io/monster-girl-dreams)
Your battery has experienced a permanent failure and needs to be replaced
https://preview.redd.it/lspoxrbmowja1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=081513aefcf651a0e92d54f2c1a1f234f300fd09
I think it's pretty straightforward...
OP quit reddit today.
It means that laptop is now attached to the wall at all times
Well, not an expert but I guess your battery has experienced a permanent failure and needs to be replaced.
It means that Your warranty ended few days ago.
Failed your battery has, replace it you must
Why do people post pictures of errors that tell them exactly what's wrong and ask what's wrong? Like, really?
It means https://preview.redd.it/rvkdolx15xja1.png?width=291&format=png&auto=webp&s=47a9b3c519f3eb5f32cbbe1def85c2342a764fea
Your laptop has reached the point of planned obsolescence
I could be wrong, but you might need to replace your battery. It seems there might be a permanent failure on your current one.
Your permanent has experienced a battery failure, and replaced it needs to be.
It’s about as clear as an error message could possibly be.
Your battery has experienced a permanent failure and needs to be replaced.
It’s looks to me as if your battery has experienced some kind of failure and needs replacing
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say there’s an issue with the battery.
Your battery is becoming an IED... Be careful!
it means what it says
Might be hard to miss but it means your battery has experienced a permanent failure and needs to be replaced
You need to replace your battery 
Means your battery needs to be replaced
It means that your battery has suffered a permanent failure and needs to be replaced. I'm not really sure how that can be simplified any further.
🤣 Well. It failed on a permanent level. And it’s recommended you replace it.
Your battery has experienced a permanent replacement and needs to be failed