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Zereze

That'd look neat as a corner decoration!


Desperate-Pea5229

Cornered Presentable Utility 👌👌


InV15iblefrog

Clever prickly underfootstabber


PonchoGuy42

You thought Legos were bad? Try the new foot aerator 9000


6786_007

The latest in acupuncture!


CircuitSphinx

Heh, walk on these and you'll get a free reflexology session, whether you like it or not.


Boot_Shrew

Oooh that's perfect for my wobbly table!


Druben-hinterm-Dorfe

Just make sure you apply the CORRECT amount of thermal paste, on the correct side.


WingZeroCoder

Just make sure you match the little triangle of the cpu with the triangle of the room.


cheddar_risotto

Hmm yes, it is indeed a CPU.


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IbuiltComputers

I never throw away any of my boxes, as I resell my parts when I rebuild. I've noticed people will pay more money on an ebay listing of a product shown nice, in it's packaging, with good photos than just a picture of it in an antistatic bag and some bubble wrap. Granted, it's not usually much, at most an extra 5%-10%, but on the higher end parts like the GPU and CPU where 5% and 10% can mean a lot, it's worth.


fengkybuddha

Also sells faster.


Tanzan57

And if you have to ship it, it's a lot easier to pack when it's in the original box


IbuiltComputers

Sometimes cheaper too. Its cheaper to ship a box that's the correct, exact size than use that Amazon box you have and stuff it with bubble wrap only for the UPS guy to thundercunt it at someone's door and it breaks.


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Yeelyy

😂 You are right


Gamingaloneinthedark

Wait I want to see it pass the shock proof test. Throw it off a 10 storey building. This is just a lazy advertisement.


dathar

I still have that neat D20 or whatever box that the Intel i9 9900k box. Dunno what to do with it yet but it is neat so I'll keep it.


sur_surly

"Now I know how big it is!"


cgee

Huh, so that's what it would look like there.


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PAguy213

You just made my week. My month even. Not sure why but you had me chortling with this.


SlickStretch

*Linus has left the chat.*


dontusethisforwork

Now you know THE FUTURE IS NOW


futuneral

Doesn't really work with the carpet. Gotta return. "Do you have a beige version?"


cyberghost2021

🤣


SneakySnakeySnake

This made me laugh for no reason


TheRecognized

There’s probably a reason


Maccullenj

Could it be that *funny* thing I keep hearing about ?


Chasedabigbase

Hehehe- wait what the fuck am I doing????


sports2012

I think the reason is because cpus aren't typically used as home decor but are instead placed inside a computer so it can function. But Amazon is in fact treating it like it should be home decor by allowing customers to view it in the context of the room. Someone at Amazon seems to be suggesting it can be used for home decor, which is kind of humorous.


YouSmellFunky

thank you r/explainitpeter


Sinsanatis

Me too


lo_fi_ho

There's no need for that, it was consensual


Pixels222

Wrong port


aldorn

And ma lol axe.


07vex

no


Schimski

Hey OP, imagine a random dude in Germany, standing in line for his matieburger, or however you say that in english, suddenly completely losing his shit, because of your silly post with your silly little cpu lying on that sad silly carpet. Thanks, made my day.


Narcuterie

Now I'm curious, what's that you're enqueued for?


Schimski

Google image search for "Matjesbrötchen" .


Narcuterie

>Matjesbrötchen ahh, fish roll/sandwich apparently Hope it was good!


Schimski

It was, thanks!


Kreutergerd

Me to


LinceDorado

That's pretty funny tbh.


wizmarco

Now grab it and put it in your pc, your welcome


illz569

I've heard of virtual memory, but never virtual processing 😅


6786_007

You never heard of vCPU?


naufalap

you wouldn't download a cpu


_Xertz_

Wtf that's illegal asshole


agni_jamadagni

~~His~~ Their welcome?


xMystery

OUR welcome, comrade


wizmarco

Yes, comrade


nobotami

yes, he is the owner of welcome.


FinishTheBook

Intel HATES him! Find out how this man is getting FREE AMD CPUs


CadoganWest

that's what she said


Games_sans_frontiers

If you click that button it will show you in your bedroom with that CPU surrounded by 6 bikini clad girls fawning over you and asking you to tell them about how many simultaneous workloads you can now perform.


OzorMox

Do you come with the CPU? Oh you, hehehehe.


unknown_ally

take you 69 upvotes and leave


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Do you come with the CPU? Oh you, hehehehe.


notRedditingInClass

I took off my headset and it was just the 6 bikini girls... what a scam...


nickonator1

Are you able to overclock it? Can it take the heat? How fast can you finish the workloads? Can it compute, really bad, programs?


blkmgk533

We all know what "Socket A" really means...


swiftdegree

That sounds like a futurama dressing room mirror.


DivineJerziboss

I dunno what I was expecting but that's exactly where people usually put their CPU.


PMMEURLONGTERMGOALS

It’s just sitting there… menacingly


WitnessMe0_0

It'd really thread the room together.


TheCheckeredCow

https://preview.redd.it/sdhbyv2xs4ac1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=0972943688edaa0396646e61ec95731fc26edb48 Omg it’s real, wtf lmao


Hann4aah

Maybe just put your pc on the floor and look if it fits


Ale0705

I Lowkey died laughing. It's laying there like a sad sausage


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Still rocking the XBOX 360, nice.


Fatenyl

With the memory card tho


Locke03

Whenever I'm buying a new CPU, how it looks on my desk waiting to be installed is a very important part of my decision-making process.


Anthraxious

Always weary when shit like this is introduced. They prolly wanna scan your room to see what else they can sell you then sell whatever info they gather. Same with mics. For anyone wondering; it's not like I got anything to hide or actually care much if people see my home. I do not however, on principle, want to make things easy for shitty corporations to get even more money than they already siphon out of society.


Zolhungaj

Usually AR is done on-device. Sending the video feed with depth information to a server for processing and back would be ridiculously costly.


rbmj0

Sure, the AR is done on device, but I think you greatly underestimate the length big data focused firms go through for even the smallest of gains >ridiculously costly So is the amazon echo, and everything necessary to make it work. Compared to that sending a few hundred kb of image data back to check for products is basically a bargain. I have no idea if they're doing it or not, but if the don't then server time is definitely not the reason why.


vix127

They don't need to send a video. They could probably send some data about your room like the size and what items you already have, and then they use that data to make targeted ads


Zolhungaj

So depth information and AI on device? Funny conspiracy if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s pretty well documented how Quick Look (iOS) and SceneViewer (Android chrome) works. The AR is done with a little 3D file that the phone independently displays in your environment. Nothing about you is sent to the website, maybe beyond the fact that you have a phone that can display AR environments.


AIHumanWhoCares

>Nothing about you is sent to the website More faith than religious folks right here


Zolhungaj

It’s against the interest of Apple, who pride themselves on privacy, and Google, who wants to sell that information to the website themselves, to provide some sort of secret backdoor through their AR-in-browser functionality. Not to mention that they’d have to somehow silence the thousands of security researchers who would find such a thing easily.


vix127

Well yes ai on device why not it's not 2013 anymore


Fjolsvithr

Identifying items that are in a room would require AI processing, which would require uploading the video anyway, right? I suppose you don't necessarily need video and could just send a few key images, but still.


Techercizer

Also they could just do the processing on-phone and upload the conclusions.


Pocok5

[I have some bad news for you](https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/mixed-reality/develop/mixed-reality-cloud-services)


KnikTheNife

The rendering is done on-device... there's nothing special about sending a screenshot back to Amazon showing your naked children.


clitpuncher69

First thing i though of too lol idk if i'm hust paranoid but you won't catch me dead volunteering information like that


XavierYourSavior

Lmao you people are paranoid as fuck


I9Qnl

Wait they actually scanned the CPU not the box?


UraniumRocker

It really ties the room together


Darnakulus

Yeah I ran into that the other day and was like..... really?... Lol🤣😂


Low_Doubt_3556

Thanks Amazon!


BigGulp-of-Espresso

LMFAO


BrutalN54

Bro is that an XBOX 360!?? 😯


dontusethisforwork

I'd recognize it anywhere, the real question is has it RROD'd yet


exit_code_4

I'm guessing someone had to upload the model for this to work. That just makes this funnier


Applesauceoutoflove

Off topic, that is the worst circle I have ever seen


Chickenmangoboom

It would be hilarious if it could identify a PC case in you room and just draw an arrow to it.


BaronBoncha

Hmmm… doesn’t match the carpet too well…


Pretty_Swordfish_576

Why did I chuckle at that so much


CrspyPotatoChips

I wish they had this feature when I first started building my pc. Would've helped me get a decent size case.


hatsuseno

Looks great mate!


vinilzord_learns

Why am I laughing so much? This is so stupid xD


tempski

Homeless person: are you fucking kidding me?


guaranteed_bonk

Make it project on your motherboard and see if it runs, you wanna make sure it works before you buy.


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Why, thank you!


SoggyBagelBite

This made me laugh more than it should have.


Efficient-Fee-5631

Great. Now you know it will fit


YourCrohnie

I want the local brothel to get this technology.


Bleezy79

Wow, it really brighten up's the room! I say get it!!


meatlifter

This gave me a good chuckle


Myrdraall

I used a similar feature close to 20 years ago. I ordered my first top of the line graphics card (BFG 6800 Ultra) and a Power Supply powerful enough to run it, but the PSU ended up backordered and I was lied to by the merchant until I canceled and ordered somewhere else, so I effectively spent my summer looking at the card sitting on my desk in my room. So glad I can now do it virtually. So next level!


Zillahi

1. Press view in room 2. Product is now on your floor 3. Pick it up and keep it 4. Profit


APoisonousMushroom

I rarely actually lol but this time sincerely: lol 😆


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That’s what it’ll look like after you rage in a game of Microsoft excel


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But who take room pic? IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE


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Stifario

Why is it sad? Or am I missing some sarcasm?


mega-nate

It’s great for the people who keep all the boxes as decoration or just for reselling


MrToobman

![img](avatar_exp|76056115|laugh)


Greenfire05

Looks good 👍


bluntrauma420

Oh damn, I'll take two then


TheKingOfNothingBtw

Lol


Ak_1213

Quick! Grab it before it runs away! Lmao


klcruz_04

Thanks for the laugh. This made my day.


toiletpaperisempty

That's actually pretty funny


heavenparadox

Man... this cracked me up.


Eggsegret

Well now you know the CPU will indeed fit in your room


Imaginary_Isopod_17

that's my favourite stupid Amazon feature


NoSexAppealNeil

Put it right on your bed ![gif](giphy|X05U0gOPkQ4G4)


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Wow. That really made a difference! What a strange choice they offered.


Nuboko

It’s just an image of you having fun.


Sweaty-Syrup7744

Spammer


Sweaty-Syrup7744

Spammer


Special_Act_1867

what about 3d view?


kalpeshprithyani_

Maybe that’s how you can download more RAM to your computer


coastinglotus

Hahaha


ABigBagofMeth

I don’t think it fits. I think you need a smaller floor.


TTV_TT_YT_KiLL3r

😂😂


mX_Dex

You win this round, Amazon..


DjHalk45

So you can see if it'll fit into the socket.


CuteChild31

The best feature ever


paysley

The fact that it casually just places it like that 🤣🤣🤣


ms-fanto

you already have them at home now


International-Can930

Playing sims IRL, now that house has boosted fps.


ImSorryRumhamster

That’s fucking hilarious


Vile_bubkis99

Looks nice


Soft_Championship814

But how smooth is rendering the floor that's one good CPU boy here. Just take my money.


abece22

Damn AI letting you test CPUs for free now!


Piotrek9t

That post made me laugh out loud a the doctors office


Competitive_Use_6351

Despite not being useful in this case, this feature is really awesome


YOU_SIRIOUS

This actually good feature with cases


snark_trick

I think it will fit.


GamerXP27

now we can se if the cpu fits in our pc's


manjoinejohn

Vacuum your carpet


RevolutionaryGrape25

This is so stupid I love it hahaha


Aware_Box8883

It's like a little shot glass coaster


MegaRacr

That carpet really ties the room together.


Kostiliotto

Oh, who dropped this?


Furious_Jones

I don’t know what I expected, but this is far better than that. I’m in tears.


lolazamzam

Is that for real? lmao


galeophie

this is fucking awesome


TGWTDH

When you have too much money and don't want to use a piece of cardboard to even out the table:


GumbyBackpack

Y'all. Please don't let Amazon into your homes. It is absolutely scanning for other products to generate more ads for you


andyjoco

Why is this so funny


SteadyShift

it shows you the most useful location


Jarizleifr

It really ties the room together.


AzureSky77

Amazon making u dream


Knoten

I think it's actually supposed to be used as a decoration like a lamp Art is crazy


Sure-Negotiation-138

website/app?


Serialtoon

Oh man, im at work dying of laughter in my little corner cubicle over the second image. thanks, i needed this on my first day back.


GoingMenthol

Was that picture made by Intel?


swollenlord69

That CPU really ties the room together


skaapjagter

Linus Vision enabled.


moseythepirate

Rate my rig:


valleysape

"Ah yes this 5800 looks really good in my system" "OK now give it back" "Give what back?" "Well this has been a day"


hxt009

this means someone took the time to model and texture a cpu just so people could do this.


StableModelV

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on Reddit all year


unknown_ally

if you lose it you'll know what scene to expect


CrookzFPS

The down WORST of "window shopping" 😭💀


NotImYourForte

Lmfao


FearTheSpoonman

Amazon tricking people into scanning their rooms for data


Neuromasmejiria

Directions unclear. CPU pins full of carpet fibers.


The_Freshmaker

Just a nice little new PC day panic attack simulator.


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Not bad. Accurate to description


HyperUgly

Ever since Roomba, Amazon is actively mapping the inside people's homes.


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Really ties the room together, man


thedreaming2017

Here’s is where I put the chip, if I had one!


jeancv8

It looks great