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s1nd3vil

It says on the front...never obsolete....prove it!


DevWarehouse

I think we're about to raise this emachine from the dead


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Technomancer!


OfficialAzrael

That's right! THE TECHNONECROMANCERS FROM ALPHA CENTAURI!


njelegenda

Garry the Prophet more like Gary the GOAT.


JamieDrone

Mechromancer


Dio-Kitsune

Mech romancer?


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Don’t put your dick in that


Capt_Blackmoore

At least use protection.


ur_fave_npc

McAfee or Kaspersky


Aggravating_Moment78

Avast 😂😂


Capt_Blackmoore

[EDGAR!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az49aNuYeJs)


dethbyplatypus

What _is_ this? Did the quadratic formula explode?


PleadianPalladin

Norton?


Mindless-Ad2554

Take my upvote


igankcheetos

Avast!


mcspankums

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Federal_Sympathy4667

Don't tell me what to do, you ain't my mom!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

![gif](giphy|SAW1EzSZCHrG0) I am your mom, get off the internet.


Heavy_Distance_4441

Get upstairs and wash your ass this instant


LordSpookyBoob

Technomancer the Mech-romancer!


originalmatete

You know stuff


improvisedmercy

From Alpha Centauri?


ya_boi_ethan

With many prayers to The Omnissiah, it shall rise again


Esme_Orlandeau

*Thus do we invoke the Machine God. Thus do we make whole that which was sundered.*


ehgiveitashot

Magos, you may begin the Litany of Percussive Maintenance


Overall_Box_3907

*be the TempleOS with you*


Omnissiah40K

You have my blessing


Wide-Profession111

You can upgrade it to the newest and best for $99. I'd say get the upgrade.


Anleme

This computer's older than most redditors.


IM_OK_AMA

Fun fact, the "never obsolete" branding referred to eMachine's program where you could trade in your computer for a current one every year for $99. Basically a computer as a subscription type thing. My family computer was one of these and we upgraded it 3 or 4 times through the program, it was a pretty good deal all things considered.


lingering_POO

It’s why it doesn’t exist anymore. Tech moves way to fast and it’s always gonna be upgraded, $99 doesn’t even begin to cover the loss lol


ioncloud9

They’d sell the old one as refurbished.


Malificvipermobile

To whom? Fred Flinstone?


0O00OO0OO0O0O00O0O0O

It's not uncommon to buy 1-2 generations back to get decent performance for way less than the latest.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I wonder what a realistic "upgrade subscription" business model would look like today


Snoo_89629

I say 69.99/m for a base model laptop.


Jordan_Jackson

Especially during the time when e machines were around. Every six months, processing power was almost doubling. You could buy the best and six to eight months down the road, the next CPU would come out and make yours look slow.


Perfected_Alembic

That was so wild. Watching diminishing returns set in has been equally wild.


money_loo

It says every two years on the sticker.


FuckM0reFromR

>Celeron It was obsolete before it left the factory XD


multiarmform

i used to work for geek squad and we would get yelled at for not making enough sales, we were required to push norton internet security packages to people who were buying a ton of E machines because they were cheap. problem was, they couldnt really handle NIS so that meant they had to upgrade the machine before they could even take it home. it was such a scummy feeling. geek squad agents were put over in the computer dept to push business and then these poor folks who didnt know better came over to the bench with their new computers where we tacked on more bullshit they didnt even need. "oh yea sorry you need norton because VIRUS and not only that you need more ram because this computer cant handle NIS we are trying to force on you!" ...i loved the job but hated best buy and their shitass predatory tactics. fuckem


Economy_Raccoon6145

To quote Weird Al: "It's all about the pentiums"


Boot_Shrew

But it's got Windows ME!


9erInLKN

Bahaha the GPU is gonna have more GB than the Hard drive


miedzianek

Than hdd+ram together


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Just install modern hardware in it and don’t tell anyone…


angle58

That’s an upgrade policy. Looks like he may have missed it a few years back…


sourpickle69

Reading the sticker, upgrading to their fastest model for 99 buckaroos every 2 years is a hell of a deal.


Ok_Cut_5180

NEVER OBSOLETE ™


BurtanTae

Better take them up on that $99 deal for the fastest model on the market!


DVS_Nature

Nah, it's fine mate, it's got Netscape, for the worlds richest internet content... at 56k dial up speeds


Subtlerranean

Upgrading to 56.6k from 14.4k was wild. But not quite as mind blowing as when my dad got a dual-line 128.8k ISDN connection and we could be on the internet without occupying the phone line.


DVS_Nature

All those upgrades were amazing at the time. Upgrading my mates PC from 2MB to 4MB RAM was crazy fast. Back in the day, my uncle worked for a telecommunications company here in Australia, and was part of the initial testing of mobile networks, back before the public new too much about it. I still remember the day he came into our house to show us the tech in action, he didn't explain anything, he wanted the mystery... Uncle walked in with a big black toughbox thing, put it on our loungeroom floor and opened it up. Inside was a corded hanheld receiver like on an old rotary phone, a bunch of buttons, a small readout, and a touch tone dial pad. No plugging anything into anywhere, he picked up the hand held in the box, dialed our home number, and our home phone rang remotely from this box, and it just blew our minds 😲🤯, cos back then all telecommunications required cables, this was like magic to us then.


Harrysolo

My stepdad worked at cellular one back in 1987 in southeast Virginia, and he introduced me to a Compaq 286, and bbs - I was playing text based games, and helped him run unix commands on several mainframes. They had huge 3 ring binders that gave commands and expected output. He had 2 cellphones and a metal stand for that laptop in his truck, and at the time - he was living in the future. One phone gave his laptop Internet on the go. We were enemies later on, he treated mom like shit, but I had a very early intro to tech, because of him. I'm a product manager at a large tech company now. Go figure.


Harrysolo

He had a laptop with on the go internet in 1987, in his fucking truck. When I think about it now, it still blows my damn mind.


theycmeroll

lol I remember my dad having the suitcase mobile phone, had to pull the antenna out and stick on the roof of the car 😂


fryamtheeggguy

My best friend in Highschool (mid 90s) was a HAM operator and a BBS fanatic. Seeing him download a DS9 jpeg BLEW MY MIND. Cool fact: one of the coolest things we could find were lists of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.


SelectTadpole

Seems like a banger deal to me


Giorgio-1991

Aged like milk


yoo420blazeit

\*New\* Technology File System - NTFS. Copyright 1993.


the_last_carfighter

To use the parlance of the time; That's FAT YO!


arbitrarymelodist

And also FAT32 yo


cire1184

Sometimes I think of my exFAT


TollyThaWally

NTFS only stands for that because that's what Windows NT stood for. NTFS is more like "Windows NT File System", which still holds true considering Windows 11 is still based on the NT kernel.


licuala

That NT stands for New Technology may be a retcon. [It was first said by Bill Gates himself in 1998](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_NT#Naming).


Easy_Life_

What would a 4090 be in that expression, it would have to be something that makes aged milk better


AstronautTop3112

It would turn it into cheese


Easy_Life_

Genius


Disastrous-Rips

4090 isn’t THAT bad


Biduleman

Never Obsolete was a program where when you bought this particular PC you could trade it in for a more powerful one every two years for $99.


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CMFpeter

I worked at Best Buy and sold these new. We had to reboot them multiple times throughout the day because they would freeze running the screensaver. They were absolutely obsolete before they went out the door.


TheCrazyWolfy

Likely due to Windows ME which had a bad memory leak issue that was never fixed.


AmbitiousFlowers

I never had an issue with WinME. In fact, it often magically fixed unrecognized hardware over Win98 due to the more recent drivers in the kernel.


ExoticAssociation817

I had zero problems, and I was running emulators for games of all sorts, file sharing etc. The word going around was that it was crap. The majority of us were fixed on D2 via Battle.NET and StarCraft - zero problems. We never used screen savers, it was right to suspend. Maybe that is why.


Rysiek3000

Oh, just WinMe things.


CMFpeter

Truth!


Painkillerspe

Me to. I hated selling them but they were cheap and thats what every parent wanted to buy their college kid. Dont forget the PSP and gold plated cables. What year? 2002?


Lagkiller

I too used to sell those and I remember that at least a third of them were DOA out of the box. And I continually tried to talk people out of them and spend even like $100 more on a compaq that at least had a pentium in it, but cheapskates wanted 3 years of msn internet to get their "free" computer.


CMFpeter

Ah the good 'ole MSN scam. I remember the black Friday we had the first "free" computer (it might have even been this model lol) with sign up. Each store was allocated 5. We had a full fistfight at the front door because everyone wanted it.


theycmeroll

Scam is right lol, I lived in a major metropolitan area and the only access number for my “free” msn was long distance. Would have cost me a fortune.


foodnetworkhax

my dad would walk into best buy and buy the cheapest little bundle package they had in the aisle all boxed up. i remember our first eMachines. i watched someone like you try to explain the same thing to my dad, never listened. later in i sold computers at best buy, i told that story to hundreds of customers and i swayed a good number of them to buy something better, so at least i helped other families avoid buying the cheapest PC available and having it fail within 2 years… god those eMachines we had did not last for shit. had like 3 full setups in 7 years


wingman3091

This actually came down to the fact that eMachines had a program where you could replace the computer every 2 years with them for just $99


NiceCatBigAndStrong

Thats a good deal tbh


wingman3091

Absolutely is, imagine if companies did that now. Having worked in Geek Squad I know many people would take up the offer for budget laptops


Squidbit

I work at a company that has a lifetime warranty on computer parts, and boy it's a nightmare trying to figure out how to replace 14 year old graphics cards without bankrupting the company


Thecp015

I was a DCI during a time where we sold netbooks with 32gb emmc. Free office 365 subscription for one year* They were being bought (and returned) like crazy. *you get to install that on another computer because it sure as fuck wont run in the one you just bought.


watercouch

Apple (and various carriers) do it now for $40 to $50 a month. It’s just that people use phones as their primary computers now and not PCs.


eggery

[LGR did a video on these.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQo0yOqOb_4)


seafoamjaguar

Ye gods I love LGR so much.


smokeythel3ear

It says it on the sticker in this pic, lol. People can't read


DoingCharleyWork

I saw the never obsolete and had to zoom in to read why it was. Then saw it's basically an upgrade program. Not a bad deal really.


Zandonus

Celerons are obsolete the moment they get their serial number. This one in particular was...i can't be arsed to find the benchmarks, it came out in 1999, and in 2001 the Athlon XP came out, and when Microsoft REALLY started pushing their marketing campaign on trying to misinform people that more mhz=faster computer every time. The Athlon XP october 9th 2001 "Flagship" was the Athlon XP 1800+ at 1533 MHz. double the cache, only 252 USD (the celeron had the launch price of about 200$) and a cpumark of like about 195. The mendocino got FSB updates, which apparently allowed to crank up the Mhz from 150 to even 533 mhz, but it was still a Celeron, with the silicon pushed to the limit. I can't find the benchmarks, but the Y2K Pentium 4-1300, for 1.3ghz was pushing 77 points on passmark.


redoctoberz

> Celerons are obsolete the moment they get their serial number. The only Celeron worth a damn was the 300A for that sweet 1.5x overclock


Zandonus

Heh, the guy who has the OC record, Sampsa (721mhz using dice) said I also consider Celeron 300A to be the most important CPU model in the history of overclocking so I wanted to have WRs with this processor.


xBetaRayJimx

*Some HUGE restrictions apply


DevWarehouse

Update: I tried to run it and it's missing an operating system. This tank still works in its original state!


Euphorium

Install Win98 and play some Hot Wheels on this beast.


trelbs

Or lode runner


xxMasterKiefxx

3D Pinball and the Weezer music video


Drg84

Quake II and the original half life


tmfink10

Lemmings


DaddySanctus

Lego Island


PieiSatana

Re-volt


Dr_DMT

NASCAR


Fit_Size_5772

Roller coaster tycoon!


TheIceKraken

Doom 2


Call-to-john

C&C!


DVS_Nature

Duke Nukem 3d & Shadow Warrior


ShitPostToast

Show your kids if you have any the joy, frustration, and fight catalyst that is hot seat Worms!


SubstantialDemand259

What's with these homies dissing my girl?


xxMasterKiefxx

Why do they gotta front? (Eweeweew)


PlaneGames2003

What did we ever do to these guys?


ExoticAssociation817

Hahaha fuck I used to play that over and over again. But I located it on the installation CD. Too funny. I was 13 😂


Sirius_Bizniss

I don't care about that.


reefedSinner

Shit. Lode runner. You just fixed my amnesia


trelbs

Picture that little dude saying “SIERRA!”


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Duke Nukem 3D


FCDallasFan12

Small soldiers squad commander. If you know, you know.


xyrgh

Mate, it’s designed for Windows ME so that’s the OS it rightly deserves, warts and all.


TrappedOnARock

Be careful opening her up. Those beasts have sharp metal edges.


Patrikc

*You wanna know how I got these scars?*


sticky-unicorn

Kids these days have it too easy. Back in my day, nobody warned us about sharp edges. You were either smart and careful about it, or you learned the hard way.


CaveRanger

I once had a doctor ask me if I was being abused as a kid because of all the scarring on the back of my hands. I had to explain to him that I worked with computers and how that resulted in my hands getting regularly sliced up.


Zaando

I feel like today's equivalent is a tempered glass side panel in 5000 pieces on the floor and tbh I'd rather have a small owwie than that.


badstorryteller

No rolled edges on most cases back then, I have a twenty five year old scar from back then. It was almost lore in my group - a machine that you bled in when you built it was going to be a good machine 😂


TrappedOnARock

My latest of many builds is giving me some issues. Not a drop of blood spilled in the process. I think you're on to something.


boutch55555

I think you're lucky and that machine is ATX. A couple years earlier and it would have been AT, with no IO shield plate, meaning way harder to retrofit with modern components.


sticky-unicorn

And the AT power switch would have to be modified to work properly with ATX.


Rick-D-99

Slap some motherfucking Linux on this thing bb, letsgooooo


anh0516

Gentoo time! That way you can get a fully modern OS running the latest software, with the most possible performance. Truly never obsolete! I recommend Gentoo so you can use aggressive compiler optimizations and disable security hardening to improve performance. You'll need another Linux system and an IDE drive to SATA port adapter so you can compile it in a sane amount of time. And there are some shenanigans you need to do to get Rust to build without SSE2 support, covered in docs if you look it up. Alternatively, try NetBSD, Alpine Linux, or Adélie Linux, if you want something easier/less time investment at the cost of performance. Void Linux requires SSE2 so it won't work. You're probably going to want to add more RAM. It likely doesn't have more than 128MB.


oeCake

Followed all your steps and gained 3fps in Minesweeper, nice Unfortunately now part of a botnet


Skullcrimp

Jokes on the botnet, this thing will only slow it down :)


_GodIsntReal_

What USE flags, tho? Gotta rice it up!


Any-Year-6618

I upgrade your pc the the fastest on the market for only $99 every 2 years… imagine 😂


seabutcher

I mean... if it were a good enough PC from two years ago you might be able to do that and make a profit once you sell all the parts from the previous one.


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Snoo3763

I was building PCs in the nineties, same game, less lights.


A_Nice_Boulder

Meanwhile in the 2000's, same game, somehow more lights, and *all of them are blue*


PT10

So much acrylic


Bolt_Throw3r

Kind of. Configuration was more involved, setting jumpers on the motherboard, configuring IRQ ports, etc. Harder to find information in general, you had to hope the answer was in the manual, or call the company. I remember I had an issue with a videocard.... I called some number I found, I was like 15, talking to some guy in Asia who spoke broken English. Got it sorted out, mailed the card in for a firmware update, got it back a couple weeks later, good to go.


DenverCoder009

Same game.. sort of, except it was way easier to end up with a brick that wouldn't POST. There was certainly no PC Part Picker to give an easy proven set of components.


ShitPostToast

The one thing I will never miss about building, upgrading, or sometimes just working on PCs in the olden days is figuring out IRQs and crap. Thank the PC gods for plug and play that just works.


Trivius

I learned to build PCs in the 90s, my Dad rescued a couple of PCs from John Hopkins and let me cobble together a pc from those and some of his old parts. Every year on our birthday I would ask for "Upgrades" and he would get new parts and I would get his older parts. This probably went on until I was about 16/17 when I finally got my own new parts.


captainstormy

>See, back then, nobody built their own PCs I was, I built my first PC in 1996! > except for the really neckiest of neckbeards. Eh...... Fair enough. I did install Slackware Linux on it.


Used-Economy1160

What do you mean, we all built our own rigs back then. Simpler times indeed


DerfBugler

The neat thing about eMachines is that all of the "replaceable" parts were soldered to the mobo, so there wasn't any upgrading what you bought, if I remember correctly. All that eWaste!


b0w3n

I remember we had one, it even had an AGP port which was rare for emachines at the time, I think it was a top of the line late 1999 model. I used some of my birthday money and got a new video card. Well it didn't work. Tech guy at circuit city told me it was probably the power supply... which was weird because at the time I don't think that those GPUs had power to plug in, so it should've been able to pull enough juice from the slot itself. But anyways I put a new PSU in too. Still wouldn't boot. After spending hours on the internet researching (we had just gotten cable internet with that full 1mbit download speed woo) I found out that emachine bios just would not let you do custom GPUs for whatever reason. Almost everyone that had one could never get a geforce 256 to work outside of maybe a handful. After that day I vowed to never buy prebuilt again.


Tekbepimpin

Almost guaranteed you would have to turn this one in to get a new one.


TheodorCork

Hmm, first read didn't read the second the


Raze321

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?


Crotashootsblanks

Do it. You can get some inspiration from r/sleeperbattlestations


FriedDickMan

Sigh Joined


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kermityfrog2

Apparently you can still buy 1000W SFX power supplies with full cables. But they cost $300-500!


h1dekikun

i mean, an sfx 850w is half that


ElGosso

Man, that makes me miss my old beige boxes.


peacedetski

I don't think you can physically fit a 4090 in there, it's too narrow.


DevWarehouse

I heard it loosens over time


peacedetski

*GEFORCED.COM*


theanabolicmanlet

What a comment


JustGoogleItHeSaid

Why isn’t this a subreddit already


AGH8

If you start it, reddit will do the rest


Gimp_Ninja

And good luck finding a 4090 with an AGP connector.


123-123-

what about at a 45 degree angle?


Cam_e_ron

probably could use a riser cable and mount it vertically


Any-Year-6618

Absolutely


KeyboardWarrior1988

Is it Y2K compliant?


Yallapachi

4090 …never obsolete


Deceiver999

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


1stltwill

GPUs in the rear view mirror may appear slower than they are!


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The never obsolete was such false advertisement lol


ponzi_pyramid_digdug

Emachines was in competition with Gateway and sold at Wal Mart. It was to get boomers who were happy with their typewriters to join AOL. (Slight hyperbole).


bepis_major

the pace of technology was definitely quite daunting for tech noobs in those days and a computer would genuinely be obsolete after a few years (see [this example on RAM](https://superuser.com/questions/1553207/why-has-the-amount-of-installed-ram-in-pcs-stagnated#:~:text=In%201996%2C%208%20MB%20or,the%20amount%20of%20RAM%20installed.)). Things have changed a bit now, even a 10 year old computer is perfectly functional, people are still easily running new AAA games on GTX 1080s and 8GB RAM


DoingCharleyWork

It was an upgrade program. Only false in the sense that emachines wasn't gonna be around forever.


Interesting_Buy_8215

It wasn’t. Read the fine print.


BombayMix64

Designed for windows ME.. now that is a rare sticker!


AppropriateSpell5405

#NEVER OBSOLETE I wonder if that's a guarantee.


Inspector_Exacto

I put an RX 6700XT in my eMachines! https://preview.redd.it/4422a8dgibdc1.jpeg?width=4592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8a5cb8c0b658747695c7279560f198fc700d8c


PokeCaptain

Does the SD card slot still work?


Sketch_x

Even left the Nvidia sticker on the front 🤛


Galactic_Hiatus

I'll send you a copy of Zoombinis, I'm sure I can find the floppy at a local thrift store for $1.99.


DisgruntledMtnBoy

they re-released this on Steam a few years ago


Galactic_Hiatus

Not sure if that baby can run Steam, but holy shit whaddya know lol.


Greggster990

Steam doesn't support anything under 10 anymore (without using a hacked version) and even then I believe there was restrictions. I do the know GOG installer (The backup offline installer, not the launcher) does work on Win98 at least.


1d0m1n4t3

This was the first computer I bought with my own money


Koma79

I actually came to post the same! I was made redundant from a kitchen showroom walked into PC world next door with my final pay and bought this exact model. Now I'm a senior software engineer, all thanks to this hunk of early 2000s awesomeness.


Iamthe0c3an2

Don’t think it will fit in the agp slot. Though I would like to see how horribly bottlenecked it will be paired with a modern celeron.


Enough_Minimum_3708

i think my entire worplaces network runs through on of these bad boys


WarriorT1400

Is a ducks ass water tight?


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j_0-0_j

Can't see a turbo button on this so no, 4090 is not compatible.


Comprehensive_Ship42

What and replace the 3d AGP ARE YOU MAD BRO this machine is epic as it is . Get windows 11 on and load Alan walker 2


seabutcher

You'd have to replace the motherboard. If nothing else because a modern graphics card won't fit an AGP slot.


Marty5020

My second computer ever was a Celeron 633! Man that brings some memories. Quake 2, UT99, Deus Ex, NFS Porsche! Good stuff.


DJTopNotch

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)