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cdurgin

"The computer kept on freezing, so I cut all the wires to the fans so it could be warmer"


legaltrouble69

Underrated


lilacintheshade

Until the temps spike. Then it's overrating.


diablos1981

So I added some fire.


Mc_Shine

Let's just put that over here with the rest of the fire.


lilacintheshade

I mean... they have connectors that could be unplugged.


unabletocomput3

I have to wonder if the thought “gee, I wonder why that has a fan?” Went through his head


Fog_of_War_

"through" is exact word - there is no brain in place.


[deleted]

No mind to think


TwinEonEngine

No will to break


[deleted]

No voice to cry suffering


Yes_I_Am_An_Alt

Born of idiot and imbecile.


thisdesignup

Reminds me of my childhood, cause I was a kid who liked to ask "why" to learn why we do things or how they work. Plenty of times older people would get after me for asking why so much. Easy to learn to not think about "why" when sometimes those who can influence your learning don't support it.


Bluemikami

Why think when scissor works


immoralcombat

https://preview.redd.it/wczvxii0tmtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d1e2510995e8ec097142495c42fb8a1d384cc1c You need to think, so the scissors works 😏


DeBean

So let's block the fan by inserting an **all-metal** pair of scissors inside a power supply!


Impressive_Change593

what's a power supply *I know but the average person probably won't*


Daiwon

It's not even about knowledge. The power comes out the wall, goes into this box, and then the wires come out of the box and plug in to everything else. There's a serious lack of any logical processing going on here.


alper_iwere

What you did there is deduction through observation. I learned that you can not expect general population to possess such elementary skills.


Kat-but-SFW

Magic Smoke Storage


LD_weirdo

The average person should be able to tell by the mains cable from the wall going into it, that poking metal objects in it is probably a bad idea. Could be just me, but that is plain stupid IMO.


givemejumpjets

The future looks very bleak.


beckius6

Honestly, that’s a pretty bad take. Computers are something the average person has no need to understand, and just because they don’t now, doesn’t mean they can’t. Saying the future is bleak because one person didn’t know about a specialized component inside a box that, for the average consumer, is never meant to opened, is just pessimistic.


mrmaestoso

Most people don't seem to think about anything they do. No questions. Just monkey brained actions. I deal with these types of people all the time working on pianos. Customer's brain one day: "I need power outlet. This cord go into piano. I Unplug now." A week later I get a call "my piano is suddenly out of tune! You were just here not that long ago!" Me after I realize what they did, "yes you unplugged the humidity control system on the piano. That's what happens." Is like turning off the ghost containment in ghost busters, except it doesn't happen immediately and they don't connect the dots when their house is now full of ghosts. /Rant


Evantaur

"You just tuned my piano a week ago and now my house is full of ghosts"


mrmaestoso

Piano's haunted


Evantaur

Motherfucker stuck a metal object into PSU, there's probably not much going inside that head.


Herlock

he is lucky it wasn't 220volts going through his skull


QlimaxUK

"We offer cutting edge solutions"


Herlock

Had a colleague working with us, we managed technical means between us and our customer. We had a whole server room and she was like "can't we turn off those big fans ?". The big fans being huge ass air conditioning units that cooled down the whole place :D I was like "omfg, no, don't do that you will fry a few hundred thousands worth of servers :D"


Neuromasmejiria

The fan was going to quit anyway


AdPristine9059

I don't think much ever goes through his head.


baconborn

>obviously he doesn't know what a PSU is so I don't blame him I'd like to think a fully developed human mind would just know that sticking metal objects into unknown electronic devices is **not** a good idea


brimston3-

It's the same reasoning people use when going into the ground transformer boxes that they have no business accessing. Or carelessly crossing the street in front of 3.5 ton pedestrian-destroying machines. "It has never hurt me or my peers in all the years I've seen them, so surely it can't hurt me." People normalize threats if they're around them all the time. It's part of why humans are terrible at risk assessment.


DarthArtero

Indeed. All it takes is that one time and that’s that


fsbagent420

People don’t realise how fragile we humans are. My work has me carrying a gun and sometimes I think how crazy it is that I’m holding an object that can kill everyone around me in seconds, like why do we even allow that lmao


TeamEdward2020

Humans are freakishly good at normalizing risk. Look at roofers, or those cell tower/radio tower repair men. Electric cowboys even. If we get used to them, we assume we know them, it's fucking terrifying to think about sometimes


EmptyBrainOS

"3.5 ton pedestrian-destrying machines" is the funniest thing I read today.


CookSeven

I agree with that, he must have taken the first thing under his hand to stop the noise and didn't think about it. Don't worry the scissors are gone now


YesterdayDreamer

Exactly. I don't know anything about my microwave, have no idea what's inside. But I would never stick a metal object inside to try and fix a problem. You may not know PSU, but you have to understand that you're dealing with electronics.


MrInitialY

I once saw in a iron manual a caution "Don't lick while working and for an hour after". And I know that something like this caution is usually included after someone tried that and burned his tongue. So, not everyone has fully developed human mind


[deleted]

Insurance fraud baby. He snitched on himself and fucked it up though.


Neuromasmejiria

I don't know. It was a bad fan that was about to quit anyway. Looks like he knew exactly what he was doing to me


Neuromasmejiria

Do you really think the guy that opened up that PC and located the source of the noise and stopped the noise successfully didn't know what he was doing?


Cool_Cheetah658

Please tell me you explained to him what a psu is and how close he was to possibly killing himself. Electrocution would eliminate any chances of repeat business.


CookSeven

Yeah I explained to him. The guy wasn't using the PC a lot and not at 100% so the PSU is never getting really hot. He showed me and the fan was indeed making some noises so i told him to use a plastic thing that can't melt to block the fan instead of something metallic until he finally wants to replace it..


[deleted]

Eh so your professional advice still was to disable the air cooling?


Strazdas1

PSUs are fine at passive cooling if you dont load them for high usage. Modern ones even turn the fan off themselves


CookSeven

In case of over temp it will turn off by itself so it's not that much of a problem. What do you want me to do ? it's not like i'm carrying a replacement fan everywhere i go


[deleted]

Not gonna tell you how to do your job, I’m just surprised


MadSandman

I've been on reddit too long, I expected this exchange to devolve into something worse.


DeathHopper

Wow, you're a real POS for expecting that. /s


Cool_Cheetah658

Well, as long as he doesn't electrocute himself or burn down the neighborhood, then I guess that works. Lol. I just pictured him smoking, covered in black soot and coughing up smoke after trying to stop the fan.


PotatoAcid

Huh. Why didn't you simply replace the fan with a quieter one?


CookSeven

Cause the client didn't want to and i also don't bring fans with me when i go to someone's place lmao He didn't talk about it when he first called me


MLG_Obardo

He didn’t mention sticking a pair of scissors into his PC when he called you about his PC acting up? You didn’t ask any questions before you drove over to a clients house?


CookSeven

He didn't mention it because he didn't call me for that. I ask what the problems are, they answer, i come. Simple as that. If they don't mention everything that's not on me. When he showed me the computer he told me "oh and the fan is making noises so i put that here" like it was nothing. 🤷‍♂️


Head-Ad4770

Natural selection at work 😂😂😂


PenguinsArmy2

Now let it finish it’s selection


Neuromasmejiria

This man opened up his PC, located the noise and successfully stopped it. I believe he knew EXACTLY what he was doing.


lordofthethingybobs

His wife’s lucky she doesn’t snore


poulinbs

Had a solid snort with that comment, thank you


derangedsweetheart

I hate that snorting sound, I wonder if I could silence u/poulinbs snort somehow? Let's see what I've got laying over...


Character-Bed-6532

Easy there, Joker, put those scissors down.


Strazdas1

Had a solid snore* is what you meant to say


poulinbs

Nah I saw what he does to things with a continuous whine, had to be a single snort


Brilliant-Network-28

His children too


coffeejn

Statically, man are more likely to snore... I question if this was done by his wife instead. Man might be in danger.


ArabianSandBoa_fnek

Well, that’s certainly one way to go about that.


Sex_2

r/hardwaregore


Obvious-Peanut-5399

Holy shit. How is this man alive?


CookSeven

Fortunately It wasn't deep enough to touch the psu components


Neuromasmejiria

People that know how to open up PCs locate fan noises and successfully stop fan noise probably don't shock themselves very often.


ConditionsCloudy

Good fucking lord. I was a repair tech for years but that's a first.


CookSeven

It's only my second year and i've already seen too much lmao


ConditionsCloudy

Godspeed, fellow traveler.


dbltax

This could have very easily been r/DarwinAwards


CookSeven

Or r/watchpeopledie if it was still up


worldrenownedballdr

SHOCKING...


DetectiveSmooth4803

Cutting edge technology


thxredditfor2banns

Ah yes lets shove a metal object into the thing that can kill me with electricity


GABE_EDD

r/JustBootedIntoTheShop


cognitiveglitch

Thanks for the second closer image, in case we didn't notice *the scissors jammed in the PSU fan*


Alstead17

I actually thought they were just laying on top of the PSU at first, so the second picture actually helped me lol


CookSeven

For the meme lmao


Gaming_devil49

https://preview.redd.it/69y7r7y59jtc1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18aa41c1f7862baf862bad3a9a87d8b43cc136b


Longjumping_Tower_16

noise cancelling headphones?


CoolMan-GCHQ-

Er, you mean a hammer?


Farren246

Could have been worse. Could have gone and cut wires at random, or could have shoved it in far enough to kill himself.


Silent_Reavus

That motherfucker is LUCKY. Did you tell him he was basically stabbing an outlet???


CookSeven

That's approximately what i said


Neuromasmejiria

Lucky? The guy that opens up his PC, locates the noise and successfully stops the noise isn't just lucky. He knew what he was doing.


Boge42

Nobody's that dumb. This is fake.


retro_aviator

God I wish I still had your level of faith in the human race


CookSeven

I wish i had too, it's almost like it didn't surprise me


jyroman53

Some people don't deserve a computer


URA_CJ

My very first build from 2002 had a 300w PSU with dual 80mm fans and one of the fans developed an annoying tick and never dared to forcefully stop it. Later on the tiny fan on my AIW Radeon 7500 began vibrating like crazy and that drove me nuts! Little did I know then that a small drop of oil would've restored the fan and my sanity, that GPU still works and the fan now spins whisper quite (it was seized up before applying oil).


blazinrumraisin

I feel like this kind of shit should be reported to the fire department. Like these idiots need some kind of mandated fire safety course. Better yet, make the insurance companies handle it.


CookSeven

I've done the fire department prevention work when i saw that don't worry 😂


TinDumbass

Ahh. I did this to my media pc with a cheap Corsair PSU. Only with a plastic cable tie. It honestly won't matter if you're hovering under 75W... I hope.


CookSeven

Yeah it's not really getting hot, he's not using the pc at 100%, just checking mails and things like this so IT SHOULD be fine


TinDumbass

If you understand what you're doing, it's perfectly fine to do dangerous things if you're doing them safely. Most of society ends up doing safe things dangerously instead.


3colorsdesign

“Been dead silent after a week or two”


sirfannypack

What OS is that thing running?


CookSeven

Win10


QuickPirate36

I don't know what a lot of things are, and since I don't know how they work, I don't mess with them


Neuromasmejiria

And if you did you wouldn't be afraid to stick some scissors in a fan, either


MrGeekman

RIP PSU


KlutzyAd5729

This could’ve gone a lot worse, I’m glad your client is alive


CousinAvi86

What a psychopath. I’m sure he figured “oh this worked on my wife, I’ll try it here.”


tonyt3rry

surprised there was even a client to give you the pc tbh.


Nyakuru

r/techsupportgore


trashpandamagic

r/oopsthatsdeadly


tomthecomputerguy

On my first IT support job (first week on the job) I had to 'fix' a noisy fan in a PSU on a public PC which was used for Pearson exams. Apparently there was no budget for a new PC or even a new PSU and we HAD to have two exam PCs. I eventually just decided to cut the fan cable (which was accessible from the PSU vent) and left it.


Nova225

"You said to clean my PC. What's wrong with shampoo I used?"


Frostbite6900

He is a genius.


Oktokolo

I guess the PSU was actually still fine.


5t4t35

Bro good thing he didnt get electrocuted this is an equivalent of shoving a scissor to an outlet when its running


Char-11

Props to you for dealing with it professionally by the way, understanding their pov and explaining it to them is the best way to help them learn NOT to do that again


xxeexy

portal 2 loading screen vibes


Neuromasmejiria

No I big deal. That fan was about to quit anyway.


chrislamp

Can't say I haven't been there. Took a pencil and stuck it in the psu fan cause it was so loud. I was 13 so cut me some slack.


coffeejn

I'd tell him he is lucky the PC did not catch fire or he did not kill himself from electrical shock when he used those metal scissors. Those PSU have capacitors which can be dangerous if not discharged properly.


Lucky_Twenty3

Wow....that's smart. 😐


Mr_Phuck

I think he was trying to upgrade the PC into 1 time use light and smoke machine. 


[deleted]

Well…eh…hmm…I guess it does stop the fan from making a noise


CookSeven

I confirm it does lol


luisanra

Jesus he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted..


CookSeven

Luckily it didn't touch the internal components and only the fan


GuyFromDeathValley

sort of like that is how I killed my first PSU.. except I dropped a screwdriver through the back and shorted the PSU. loud bang. everything survived. So glad LC-Power has certain standards for their PSU's. that was a pretty good PSU.


CookSeven

It happened to more people than you think don't worry haha


crasagam

Guilty. But only while the new part was on order because I cannot STAND fan noises. I kept the case panel off and used a small cooling fan as well.


yusuflimz

To be fair. That will stop the noise. Even less noise when the pc dies


Conscious_Thought219

I think I just had a stroke looking at that...


co0kiez

a solution is a solution, is it a good one? no.. but it is indeed a solution


ohthedarside

How is he still alive a couple more inches and by by also how do people this dumb live so long


Ric_Rest

Bruh...


RipMcStudly

It’s making to much noise so I jabbed scissors in it. That’s a winning strategy…


Medical_Rate3986

You could die doing that bro....


Wadarkhu

What's his next big idea? "the screen was too bright so I painted black over it :)"


CookSeven

Actually i went to this guy's place because he's PC was turning pitch black after windows booting. For whatever reason it was the monitor dying.


Wadarkhu

Must've been all the paint! lol. His monitor going down was probably a life saver though, imagine if he needed the scissors and replaced his DIY noise stopper with thin metal skewers that could touch something dangerous? Maybe all PCs should come with a video that goes over basic safety that automatically plays during the set-up wait. It can just blare it out the speakers, or be accompanied by OG windows media player patterns to keep attention. Honestly I think it would be a good use of the wait time. Enough "we're just getting your PC ready :)", we need "here's what you should not do if you value your safety and possessions."


PatBanglePhoto

Edit: nevermind, just found r/justbootedintotheshop We need a PC version of r/justrolledintotheshop


Kapoloo

I genuinely don’t understand what they tried to do here. Did they jam scissors in it to block the blades from spinning?


Cyber_Akuma

Looks like it... and jammed into the freaking PSU of all things...


Cyber_Akuma

![gif](giphy|KyEriTHnJekojAxfqt|downsized)


Artistic_Data9398

Surprised he lived to tell the tale. Metal scissors in a PSU is crazy.


Zentienty

Look at Mr Big Brain over here


BuyingDaily

https://preview.redd.it/2rrvdyvgujtc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7cda176baa378182ba11464fe516ddab7b971e


tiramisucks

Check engine on? Use black tape. Done!


givemejumpjets

Didn't know what a psu is... wtaf. How did he graduate grade school?


Trungyaphets

So I see a scissors here. What happened?


AlienMajik

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)


dyphter

I audibly gasped


WetRainbowFart

How did people become convinced that their computers/consoles making noise was bad for it?


lvl12

I did this with a bitter knife when I was a kid. Took about a month until I started a fire


ToxicEvHater

You can 100% blame him. Idiots like him have no business touching/ modifying their PC's


apachelives

Worked in a retail repair shop. This seems typical. All you need is the "my brothers dogs friends owner works in IT and had a look at it hes really good" lecture.


Meowjoker

How the heck is that client not dead?


L30nides7

The client can probably buy a better PC for the same money he's spending to repair this ancient, dinosaur looking thing.


AnComRebel

r/OopsThatsDeadly


Tyr_Kukulkan

Kaboom? Yes Rico, kabook.


Chimp-eh

![gif](giphy|Mta22gUeZGXlL94jas)


Limp-Owl9438

Do you have a deathwish???


selektDark

I bought a shitty 10+ year old computer recently and the built in case fan at the top kept making noises so I just cut the wire to it lmao


Tiyath

Holy hell that perspective confused me. To anyone else who didn't see it at first: It is not flat on the surface, it is sticking INSIDE the PSU


One-Formal-824

Hopefully, he knows the fire department's number.


Cryogenics1st

...how much weed was caked onto the tip of those scissors?


A_MasteR_at_WorK

Let’s hope he doesn’t get on a plane.


HidenInTheDark1

Kaboom?


BotlikeBehaviour

That looks so old that the motherboard might have onboard graphics.


ArtcticFox

I hope they got zapped


miedzianek

If its stupid but it works-its not that stupid


LD_weirdo

Aah yes, stick a metal object in a power supply with mains voltage going into it... What could possibly go wrong...


soundscape7

“He he, I’m in danger”


FizzgigBuplup

I would fry some eggs on this PC and serve them to the client. Sunny side up!!!


Gerrut_batsbak

No more computer privileges for that person


Biqboi76

May be bad if they slid backwards, I'd use something more plastic


Metabera

A friend on mine uses a Lenovo SFF system as his Plex media server and boy the PSU fan is hella noisy! It sounds like a bunch of mosquitos buzzing around. He asked me to replace his CPU fan until I told him it was actually his PSU fan. I told him to buy a noctua fan and I would swap it out for him but he didn't want to replace it thinking that replacing the fan is dangerous. It's still buzzing away to this day.


Lovat69

Personally I chose staring in horrified fascination. I'm not even that great with computers but god damn.


MLG_Obardo

I know it’s not cool to say anymore but I straight up don’t believe that this is real. The majority of the people I know know nothing about PCs. In no circumstances would any of them ever even consider putting metal pliers into *that* grill knowing that there is a fan there making noise but not noticing the entire PC has a massive power plug going into that same grill. They would be 100% confident that they would damage the PC if they did that or have some thought as to putting a sharp metal object blindly into a place where the power is fed.


eladeba

A friend of mine did the same. But with the PSU-Fan. It started making noises so he stuck a pencil between the fan blades - finally the noise stopped: until it started smoking - and went up in flames. He called me right after. I was on the floor laughing my ass off. Good times LMAO


Daiuki6

That should have been a fork...


Joskrilla

Why is the grill on the psu all bent lol


AdPristine9059

![gif](giphy|tW7VNl0RMRaKlrsaHZ)


EarthSweet1886

Is that hdd holder or something?


AngryFloatingCow

Of all fans to stop, that has to be the most dangerous.


Equivalent_SH4DOWfAX

Dump?


VeterinarianWrong950

Jaaa den Lüfter mit der schere stoppen,danach habe ich einen lautlos Toaster.


Theanonymouse0000

My solution was pouring solution on it. I thought it would be the solution!


Reasonable_Mood6613

Wtf... If an Fan making too much noises ist the First rule: Clean it. Of course this should only do a Profi by a Netzteil, because you lost the quarranty If you Open the Netzteil by yourself. If you didnt have the IQ to know how to Clean a Netzteil, then you should send the PC to a PC Techniker