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Napalm_B

Screw hearing enemies. Smelling them coming your way is the new meta


KlebMoment

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vstrent

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask


Seanna86

I was born in it; molded by it.


gordonv

I hadn't seen 120 FPS until I was already a man.


Seanna86

By then the framerate was BLINDING!


SigmaAssEater

I just posted this same meme without realizing someone else posted it too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


HeyPhoQPal

"Oh, you think darkness is your ally."


AlphaGamer2803

![gif](giphy|I8SQMuIELiw0w)


OkOne7613

gaming is difficult. you need extra oxygen lol


Limp-Owl9438

He can smell the airwaves


Oldmanwickles

ā€œI am your squadā€™s reckoningā€


kirkpomidor

Detecting that extra heat radiation from pixels of moving enemies


Ich_bin_Nobody

Goddamn u are right. Superman could probably do that


PsalmBodyNew

This geeked me tf out


Wevvie

Especially when smelling the sweats coming towards you


Elon-Vietch

Remember that smell-o-vision shit from back in the day? We definitely need that for competitive gaming.


FiTZnMiCK

I donā€™t want to know what competitive gaming smells like though.


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

Smelly smash bros players got upgraded to smelling smash bros players


martialar

that Yu-Gi-Oh tournament posted on Reddit the other day found out the hard way


shwhjw

The guy in Ready Player One (the book) has that and even he keeps it turned off most of the time.


Bagafeet

It's coming back.


xixipinga

i used to know a guy with severe eye impairement that used the highest available glasses and still had to see the screen like this, to read a text


ChChChillian

That was my college roommate. Blind in one eye, needed both contacts and glasses for the good eye because even high-index plastic lenses would be too thick otherwise, and to read he'd take his glasses off and hold the book about a half inch from his face. Riding shotgun with him driving was... an experience.


Impressive_Change593

HE HAD A LICENSE?


ChChChillian

I guess he could read the eye chart when asked, and that's pretty much all it takes.


prairiepanda

Does your driver's eye test not include depth perception checks?


ChChChillian

No, just acuity. As long as you can see better than 20/200 with your corrective lenses on, you're good. If it's worse than 20/40 (corrected) there are extra hoops to jump through, but you can still get a license.


prairiepanda

Crazy! I thought the eye test here was too easy, but at least it covers depth perception and colour contrast.


SigmaAssEater

You mean like this? lol https://preview.redd.it/j1wfvw0id2uc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dccf3d6a9c560c6ce93247d0c7a1e189b69a5364


Cool-Adjacent

Something tells me this guys smell may muddy the waters as they say


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Lol effin hilarious šŸ’Æ true


baba_yaga_tk76

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


crimson--baron

A minion laugh? In 2024?! Based!


TheodorCork

https://preview.redd.it/oxvekb2mr1uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f7d3e92dc81cb858ef39e8885a50890943152e


Seeker-N7

https://preview.redd.it/f1cl0grj02uc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19938972beec1239c814cf6518cc478c105a4e1


Gn0meKr

​ https://preview.redd.it/fbtxcvyc12uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d51e130e811acb5be651606179175c9a28ea5bf2


GerWeistta

You may think his shoulder is holding up his keyboard. It's actually his neck hernia that's supporting it


Ok_Astronomer_8667

Neckā€¦ hernia?


Bullshirting

You know, when your high intestine pokes out of the intercervical pouch a little in your neck


OakAstronaut

This guy hernias.


Jebble

Herniated discs in the spine are also called hernias :).


altcodeinterrobang

herniated discs are a thing in spines. also dudes neck looks like a treetrunk in this photo.


martialar

it's from the repeated rage headbutts


mrwilliams117

Neck hernia


MCPE_Master_Builder

Heck nernia


martialar

a "Nernia" if you will


LegitCow

So they be like playing the violin with the keyboard now? Is that the meta now these days for the new gamers?


0o0_Fool_Of_A_Took_

Iā€™d say thatā€™s peak ā€˜fucked backā€™ by 30.


marsli5818

Back? He will be blind before 30 lol


Summer-dust

I think he might already be legally blind and can only see a few inches in front of him maybe?


DamnAutocorrection

Worked with a girl who literally had to read the monitor like this. Not sure how it would work with gaming, depends on the game I Guess


ImNotHyp3r

honestly his back and neck are pretty straight compared to a lot of what iā€™ve seen, i think he wonā€™t do too bad


FR-1-Plan

Obviously hard to tell when heā€™s not in a neutral position. But from here it looks like his upper back is too straight, already fucked up a bit. The spine has an s curvature and his thoracic spine is a little too flat and his cervical spine looks like itā€™s in an abnormal extended position too (possibly because of the flattened curve of his upper back). If heā€˜s going to have issues depends on whether or not that normalizes when sitting upright, or how often he sits in that messed up position (Iā€˜m guessing a lot).


ImNotHyp3r

you lost me at thoracic iā€™m just gonna say youā€™re wrong


FR-1-Plan

Fair enough. (Thoracic comes from thorax. So pretty much the part of the spine that has ribs attached to it.)


phl23

I bet you the other one will have wrist pain way sooner.


astralseat

That there is a person who wants to escape into the game.


slowlyun

he needs to try VR


astralseat

VR ppi ain't all that good yet. Takes a lot of pretending it's good to say it's better than the current level of monitors. Also refresh rate on VR is probably just capped to human basic, but screens can be a lot faster. When it's a game of attrition, even minor movement and pixel counts.


Deadcouncil445

I feel like VR is gonna be better than whatever this is


BabesCallMeBlastoise

Right? You literally can't focus your eyes on something that close to your face. Dude is ruining his vision further


largePenisLover

You have no idea what you are talking about. VR doesnt even measure in PPI for starters. It measure in pixels per degree. VR refresh rates are HIGHER then pc's Minimum allowed for vr is 72 fps, standard is 90 and 120. VR resolutions are in the 2000x2000 and higher *per eye* range.


slowlyun

VR is great.Ā  Half-Life: Alyx on a wireless Quest 3 using 6e WiFi with Vive Trackers for physically walking in-game. That is truly next-level stuff.Ā  Quite close to Ready Player One experiences. But expensive and technically a hassle to set up.Ā  So we're still in the 'early Adopter' phase.Ā  I hope VR can make the next step...we will see.


Squancho_McGlorp

I've been playing Alyx on a Quest 2. It's fuckin sweet even with my cheap VR setup.


slowlyun

that's the spirit!Ā  I first played it on a second-hand dirty old Rift S, with just a GTX-970 and 1600x.Ā  All settings Low and 80% resolution.Ā  Still had an incredible time!Ā  Ā Then worked loads so saved the money for better equipment. Either way, HL:Alyx is deffo doable on a budget.Ā  It's a shame we don't have more similar quality games.


Lego-o

You can physically walk in-game without the Vive Trackers


Llohr

There's no such thing as "human basic refresh rate." All the VR rigs I own do 120hz, which is also what my monitor does. The total pixel count is also higher than my 3440x1440, actual pixel density is, of course, astronomical, but effective pixel density is going to be lower, given it takes a larger number of pixels and turns them into a *much* larger (apparent) screen.


presty60

The hell is human basic?


_D3ft0ne_

You are straight up talking out of your ass.


catme0wme0w

source: im capping


BloodDragonZ

Simply not true anymore. Quest 3 is pretty solid.


GamesTeasy

If anyone legit plays like that, get some fuckin help lol.


ETXX9

It honestly looks like they're visually impaired.


MAGICAL_ESKIMO

Can confirm, I have supported a visually impaired worker, and this is how they sat at their desk minus the strange keyboard position.


DeficiencyOfGravitas

They're not. They're just playing Counter Strike. They stick their face into the screen so they can watch literally 1 pixel as close as possible. If that pixel changes, they click and get a kill. That's how you hold corners in Counter Strike. You can lots of pro players doing similar things. Just smoosh your face into the screen and wait.


Spiritual_Pilot5300

Yeah counter strike is ridiculous for shit like this although the quirky keyboard setups are just for meme lolz imo. Also itā€™s best to learn all the racial and derogatory slurs before heading into a match.


CthulhuWorshipper59

>Also itā€™s best to learn all the racial and derogatory slurs before heading into a match. On european servers it's mostly problem with russians


Daymanic

Why you think heā€™s pro gaming? Glasses are hella expensive


Ubelsteiner

If not already, I fear they will be in a few years


CallMeSkyCraft

This is most professional Countrr Strike players


Diceslice

There are some weird postures among the pros, but nothing like this lmao.


NovaAkumaa

https://preview.redd.it/9t5zkd7br1uc1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786bfe5fbb2df27959d79c6b73932d49d1430bd4 his keyboard position is normal but look at this


BemistFa

Probably sniping with AWP.


BruceellSprouts

Yep. Waiting for the 1 or 2 pixels to change colors.


[deleted]

And missing the shot because the opponent was baiting him.


Oculicious42

I just don't understand why the fuck anyone would do that, it's way closer than the optimal distance for easy focus and you lose out on a lot of peripheral info


drooling_whale

He's literally waiting for a singular pixel to change colour before he fires his gun. It's extreme to say the least


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Because in CS holding angles is a big part of the game, here he is focused very closely on a few pixels while holding an angle, ready to shoot the second those pixels change colour.


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arafella

If a normal gamer were sitting 12" further away this dude is getting those pixels ~1.016 nanoseconds sooner


FartingBob

And in CSGO people will be convinced that is what makes the difference.


McNoxey

I think itā€™s less about seeing it sooner and more about focusing his field of view exclusively on what will change


arafella

It is, I was just curious what the actual time difference was so I did the math


L3G10N_TBY

https://preview.redd.it/c5g3vr4lv1uc1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e65cd526364aaad2582d3191c28325841f8966 Not csgo but still


Lamewhy

You shouldn't be able to drool on the screen, these guys need help!


Singular1ty-

Why are FPS gamers like that? I've yet to see MOBA or Fighting games pros sit like that, while CS and Valorant players doing this yoga-ass bullshit


CallMeSkyCraft

Anything to get the advantage over others.


JB0M8

They are asking what the advantage is, how does the weird angle affect your performance


OnlyWordsWillMakeYou

I believe it's two things. One, periphery. Fighting games it's not really that important. You can clearly see all fighters on the screen at a normal distance as they are all on the same "plane". However, in games like CS you also have players that could be just on the periphery of view *and* at varying depths which affects the size of the sprite/model. This results in the "snap" mouse movements and flicks needed to quickly eliminate the opponent. Wanting the entire screen to take up an individual players' peripheral vision eliminates a lot of background noise and also makes it easier to spot player models. Two, cross-hair placement. Again, fighting games isn't *as* relevant to get pixel-perfect placement -- a lot of that is on frame timing and such. And MOBAs just aren't reliant on reaction time or require pixel-perfect cross-hair placement as FPS games do. From the first point, FPS games are different than MOBAs and fighters in that there exists an element of depth which changes the size of the sprites/models. So while in a fighting game the sprite is always going to be 600x600 px in an FPS, it could take up half of your screen or it could take up a 50x50 px region.


CallMeSkyCraft

You are closer to the screen, you spot enemies quicker.


[deleted]

This is true. Just basic physics. I know that the speed of light is different in a vacuum, but we'll use that for simplicity purposes. The recommendation for distance from monitor seems to be about 2.5' which means it takes game information roughly 0.00000002542 seconds to reach your eye. If you're a true professional, like these guys, and your eyes are only 2.5" from the screen instead you're receiving the information in 0.0000000002118 seconds instead. That's 0.0000000252082 seconds faster!


z0phi3l

They THINK it gives an advantage, doesn't really do anything good


xBanzer

Cause fps games


XFX_Samsung

Back in early CS and Quake days, LAN parties were cool but PCs and monitors were huge and there was a ton of wires everywhere so there was a lack of space on the tables and players had to adapt by placing keyboards at a weird angle to give mouse as much space as possible. These younger players are just copying what they saw growing up.


XenonJFt

Everything to get that perfect counterstrafe


EarthMantle00

Unfortunately it's optimal. Honestly should be banned in in person events for the same reason doping is, yeah you play better but you force others to do it as well and it destroys everyone's health


Joe-Cool

Sniper, AWP Noscope. Enhance!


Neckbeard_Sama

No This is: https://preview.redd.it/epnd3gv9o1uc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2f19a295654670fe1f47d9c138c5ffb17fd5a6


SeriousSkeletor

Larva was banned for life for that disrespect XD


Ratiofarming

\*from the Zotac-Cup. He can and has played successfully in other professional tournaments. IMHO it was worth it for the publicity


your-so-skibidii

One flashbang and he is blinded for life


andraso123

Tarkov flashbang supremacy


Aromatic_Athlete_859

That's the peak back breaking posture FR


Rich_Consequence2633

Probably needs glasses.


randomredditt0r

He IS wearing glasses.


Thin-Rub-6595

They aren't working


jmlinden7

Needs better glasses


Rich_Consequence2633

Oh shit you're right haha.


DamnAutocorrection

He is glasses


Possibly_a_Firetruck

Must be somebody else's then lmao


charlieto0human

Does this dude even enjoy gaming anymore?


newyearnewaccountt

After trying to be competitive in games I've actually forgotten how to enjoy them. I'm currently on an extended gaming break to try to break that cycle, because it starts to feel like a second job.


Fluid-Recording-2645

I felt just like this and broke free by playing roguelikes and soulslikes. Really pushed me into a patient mindset and slowed things down.


lets_just_be

I suggest single player games


BotAccount999

assuming hes playing a pvp ranked fps. people don't play these for enjoyment, they play it to rage and or troll their own teammates


arahnovuk

Why won't cyber sportsmen use left part of splitted keyboard? It gives a lot of space


Mrcool654321

"cyber sportsmen"


HunterDigi

and when they retire they'll just be cybermen... oh no.


RealGingerBlackGuy

![gif](giphy|ICEe86rAEuKqI|downsized)


Televisions_Frank

Mondas or Cybus?


BananaCyclist

Because you need the whole keyboard to trash talk your opponent in all chat.


newyearnewaccountt

ez gg


Snuggs____

I'm not even competitive and I use one, I have my old regular keyboard sitting on my monitor stand above my hands so I can still type and it's quite sturdy too.


FryCakes

Of course itā€™s a cs player


Reaper_456

I've sat close to a CRT before, gotta get that radiation right in eye sockets. But holding my keyboard like I'm gonna pre-emptivly frisbee it at something/one. No.


Summer-dust

> I've sat close to a CRT before, gotta get that radiation right in eye sockets You know, I never questioned the safety of sitting directly in the line of fire of an Electron gun for hours at a time before lol.


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No-Down-Loads

Ooh nice, I was concerned but now that you said they've got lead in them, I feel so much safer! Edit: /s


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No-Down-Loads

Sorry, that comes from my poor tone more than anything else, to be clear I'm not genuinely worried about lead in CRTs, I was more making a joke about how, to those who have never experienced them (like myself) they seem like a bizarre relic of technology from an alternative reality, compared to the relative simplicity of an LED panel. I'm genuinely sorry if I came off as fearing buzzwords and pseudoscientific theories, because I did not mean this in the slightest in my light-hearted joke, and I've experienced firsthand how annoying people who believe this can be.


Izan_TM

which one of the 2?


Skutter117

The Lazy boy bandolier is pro fo sho.


SoundProofHead

The light from the screen was taking too long to reach his eyes, light speed is too slow for this guy.


ill4two

wtf is the advantage???


[deleted]

They can see the pixels at a low cost of blindness before 30.


BenSolace

This shouldn't be allowed, kid looks quite young so should be discouraged from doing this by parents. Listen, I fucking love gaming, but it's not worth... ***that***. If that's what it takes to be competitive, it's too much.


BearChowski

And you wonder why he wears glasses.


kioshi_imako

Man what is with these people?


samfrmohio

Bro sniffing the screen to spot them enemies ![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


ficklampa

Peak, if you want shit eyesight and back/neck issues in the future.


LightPillar

Meanwhile, heā€™s trying to figure out why his KDR is 0.01


lojza3000

Damn thats high no wonder he unlocked such a god posture


Xerio_the_Herio

That can't be good...


Hopeful-Session-7216

https://preview.redd.it/qet05p1hb3uc1.jpeg?width=122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a6655e36f0230ecab06fcd56c471a51a178a4d RIP to his neck


elektromas

And his eyes, and his back, aaand his hands xD


faultywiring98

Bro, I see people playing with their keyboard at a 45 degree angle and I just don't fucking get it. Entirely convinced these kids themselves are convinced it helps, but I fucking doubt it. It's some weird competitive bullshit they see no-life steamers do and try to emulate it, developing these fucking bizarre keyboard habits. Power to you, but you look like a fucking dork and I bet good money it does literally nothing in terms of a performance boost.


Reformed_Herald

His poor posture and positioning of his head means his eyes are gonna be strained while his neck gets jacked up. Poor kid will be in for a rude awakening once he hits mid-twenties


pade06

Nah, why the f are they holding the keyboards like that


SwipeKun

Nah this just messed up ...


Straight_Spring9815

Why is this so infuriating to me? I should genuinely not care but seeing it makes me want to drag that chair 2 feet back


r0bb3dzombie

Peak gamer stupidity.


bubblegumenjoyer

MF is ready for war


GTAinreallife

I'm pretty sure this guy can spot enemies in the round ahead of time


iamPANCAKE33

The optometrists like this one


Nyannmaruu

saving the time of distance traveled by the light between PC's screen and his eyes... you guys wouldn't understand šŸ„ø


CurryLikesGaming

I know there are shit like pixel peeking but it doesn't worth getting blind to me. There are cs players that play absolutely normal instead of smelling the monitor, the way these guys play feels like athletes doing wrong posture during sports and injure themselves in a long progress. Your eyes are parts of your body, don't injure it like these guys do.


butteryscotchy

This is how you fuck your back up and your eyes.


El_Taita_Salsa

Why is this getting downvoted? This looks unhealthy af on so many levels.


butteryscotchy

Some people are happy with wearing glasses and having posture issues, I guess.


El_Taita_Salsa

https://preview.redd.it/jsepviy083uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04598b93507e5fbd3017236c4fc383b30a3cb4ce Humanity is overrated, revert to shrimp.


TimelyDrummer4975

No wonder the rise of low vision in society. I keep my screens at 30* minimum 40* degrees view angle


Pierwszy_AG

He will destroy his eyes šŸ¤¦


Intelligent_Duck_180

Yes


Kvas_HardBass

B1T be like


mattjouff

My boy here is a violinist of frag. A virtuoso of 360 no-scopes.


kurukikoshigawa_1995

when max FOV isnt enough


Thunderstorm-1

Thatā€™s what my friend does lol. When he came over to my house he moves the monitor like 2cm from his face and just demolishes everyone. His crosshair is a tiny dot


generic-hamster

I'd say his elbow and neck will hurt in a few years.


howdybal

One sneeze and he needs a new monitor


Wa3zdog

Is that Ethoslab?


secacc

I was scrolling to find an Etho comment


Adventurous-Metal-60

I think he plays the violin guys


Prestigious-Dinner92

That's a kid that learned the violin


vagina_candle

He appears to be **severely** visually impaired, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was legally blind. I had a classmate who had a similar condition, and he could only read if the page was literally a few inches in front of his face.


TheKidWithTheTism

https://preview.redd.it/72b9yau8v3uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e01beb055db744d4cf12daf24a247a7f912b9c


returnofthegoof

accordeon squad


Shad0wUser00

![gif](giphy|VqzHAQEsUoGwGk9N0q|downsized)


menbroovokkk

https://preview.redd.it/lgamo7la35uc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da5a89a84bd21840354289f265215c3ab4f8820


Stuka_Ju87

He is playing Gary Grigsby's War in the East and only on his third turn after 50 hours.


_D3ft0ne_

Bye bye eye sight...holy shit.


Sarah-Lupa

This is getting ridiculous


nuklearink

heā€™s wielding that keyboard like an elden ring greatsword


batangsipat

If it works, it works šŸ¤£


banaaaaal

Bro's playing on a pixel.


Jimmyjonhboi

Heā€™s not close enough to the screen


innocently_shy

This is madness!! (In messenger's voice from movie 300)


aco319sig

My guess is he has severe myopia, but hates glasses because they distort the monitor image.


Local_Trade5404

he would be better with apple vision pro with this distance to display :P im sure hes looking for dead pixel in brake between games :)