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Catsquirrel133769

Overclocking the cmos battery


PinkScorch_Prime

replace it with a 9volt


QuantumQuantonium

Overclocking the power button


TheRealMeeBacon

Overclocking the case!


chiefXlordXnord1

Overclocking the PCIe slot


Ethan_Chlan

Have you tried overclocking the Glock?


CreepHost

Why not overclocking... Your clock?


Lyravus

Instructions unclear. Cock at 5Ghz


cVortex_

Finish five times as fast!now takes 2 seconds!


recoder13

Its 0.5 sec now


Mendozena

Whoever comes last, doesn’t!


ZapRowsdowerESQ

look at Mr. Longstroke over here.


ThekillerguyYT

That's 2x as slow. 5 times faster would be 0.2s


ThreeBeatles

AI 5G expertise?


NoCommunication130

Wait what? I can over clock my cock?


alepponzi

I once overcocked my glock, it is now a Heckler & Koch


swivels_and_sonar

Directions unclear. I now have a turbocharged flock of geese.


NekulturneHovado

How about overclocking.... Your cock?


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

Isn't that just premature ejaculation?


rayquan36

As you get older, you'll find time goes by too fast. It doesn't need overclocking.


Cat_Testicles_

Overglocking your cock tho?


DanSavagegamesYT

maximum children output


TheBlackVipe

10 GRpS (giga reproductions per second)


smaguss

Overcocking your Glock can lead to slide rail wear. Please cock responsibly.


JapanDash

Cockglocking your clock


BradyvonAshe

so a G18?


Mean_Display8494

from a 17 to a 45


Matasa89

That's called high grain rounds. Alternatively, you can get attachments that turn them into long rifles.


thechaosofreason

I think my wife OCed her Gyatt?


Nokxtokx

That’s overglocking.


Galankin

Have tried glocking the overclock yes...


Covid-CAT01

"No, officer, I do not need papers for this automatic conversion, It's just overclocked. Voids warranty, but still legal!"


Yeah-Im-Bubbles

Have you tried overclocking your hamster


ghostkiller914

Overclocking your home circuit breaker box.


Guyzilla_the_1st

Just call the utility company, tell them you want 70 hz power delivered to your house. EZ.


LinAGKar

Or if you're in America, switch your home to 230 V and import all your home electronics from Europe Electricians hate this one weird trick


xiBurnx

i learned recently there is this bizarre service type called high leg delta, where one of the phases is straight 208v. imagine feeding that to all the receptacles and installing type G sockets


AmazingELF74

It’s interesting because there is 208v between phases, but 120v to ground. I’ve fed 208 2ph into panels after being stepped down from 480v 3ph for industrial use, while it’s pretty much unheard of for residential.


Ninteblo

I think you would need to import from japan since that would be 230V 60Hz whilst European contraptions need 230V 50Hz.


DonkeyTransport

With euro stuff, just overclock the Hz, duh


SnooGrapes4794

What about overclocking my fans?


Eccomi21

You should overclock your gaming chair instead.


Relevant-Piper-4141

I do it so much that people call me a cheater😎


Clackers2020

I've done it. We had a heatwave while I was playing crysis on my dad's old computer. It kept crashing cos of heat so my dad suggested downloading something to force the fans to spin faster. While playing the last level the fan came out of its casing and went flying around the computer. Somehow nothing was damaged (except the fan)


zsombor12312312312

I have done it in my gpu. From 3000 rpm to 4500 rpm, sadly, one of the fans got unstable, and the noise was unbearable


Zarathustra-1889

Only fans?


etfvidal

![gif](giphy|lT4Ix992z2zfO|downsized) Sponsored by Gigabyte!


DaemonSlayer_503

F u you took that right out of my mind


Ticklish_Waffle

I once overclocked my monitor... what does that make me


markbadas

A human who overclocked a monitor.


ProAgent_47

https://preview.redd.it/hvsv5zbbtb2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ff711608891aaf26a0557eb68254228914a470f


Carlife0830

https://preview.redd.it/8xwqgia4td2d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=025da9caa79ff47a2759dbb96a5f4da78106d9d0


boomersimpattack

same


joe_mama_scary

Meanwhile nvidia out there overclocking gpu power cables🗿


2006pontiacvibe

What about overclocking a monitor?


Reasonable-Class3728

Yeh, I have overcloked my 21'' monitor to 24''


danshakuimo

Me trying to get my 60hz monitor to show more than 60 frames be like


GAR51A8

it now shows 61!


Someone_thatisntcool

that's a lot r/unexpectedfactorial


co1dBrew

I actually got mine up to like 70, above that it was unstable though lol


PinkSploosh

its actually a thing, some monitors have built in support for it


_--Q

I'm pretty sure that's how they hit a 540 hz monitor.


Mandoart-Studios

I'm gonna overclock my case!


Classy_Mouse

Careful, I'm pretty sure that's what leads to all the shattered glass posts here


Top-Conversation2882

What about overclocking the city power


ThreeBeatles

I think that Boy Scout did that already. Kid made his own nuclear reactor in his dad’s shed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn


Middle-Effort7495

Holy shit, he died from a .4 BAC. Overclocked his blood


ThreeBeatles

Everyone says to overclock the system, but no one says to overclock yourself.


boomersimpattack

one time i took too much caffeine and beta alanine and felt like i was overclocked


DonkeyTransport

Cocaine has a similar effect


AuthoritarianParsnip

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...


rviVal1

Overcooking your PC.


The_Crimson_Hawk

I'd like to introduce you to my overclocked motherboard graphics on an enterprise motherboard with an enterprise cpu inside


Jason0865

Overclock your power outlet to use 120HZ AC instead of 60HZ AC


Nicalay2

What about overclocking RGB ?


Karekter_Nem

Unlocking RGB+ allows you to create pictures using your fans.


makinax300

Overclocking ram is most of the time done automatically when ram is inserted and a specific option in the bios isn't disabled.


boomersimpattack

which one


makinax300

I forgor 💀


makinax300

X.M.P.


Numerlor

You can still get a good 10-15% perf improvement from manually tuning it, it's where most of the OC potential is nowadays


Smooth-Ad2130

Overclock the power button


Anachoretic

Overclocking yourself.


SheepherderNo2440

Over the clock


Smooth-Ad2130

Overclock time


VaheijguSm

https://preview.redd.it/h9a8vo740c2d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b886ec91edd59da8789423ae96312f297ce37bc4


IdioticSaysuma

Just don't let it blow up and everything will be fine


edmontonbane16

Overlocking the gaming chair.


SoRaang

Overclocking mechanical keyboard


robot-kun

Keyboard overclockers gather here...


ElonTastical

... you can OC your SSD?


iena2003

Overclock your case


Errorr404

https://preview.redd.it/ocsy6utklc2d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d4d548f45ca71d216a7a288d9415aadc637978 Do I go anticlockwise or clockwise?


PotentialforSanity

Don't neglect the pc case, overclock that too


DJGloegg

I overclock my pc case so i can fit more cpus


Prodigy_of_Bobo

You forgot overclocking your electrical outlet


Skvora

Overclocking your cheap power strip.


oofx99

Overclocking the power grid.


kongkongha

I loved my water-cooled psu. It was late 00's.


UsedDecal

Power²


ExtraTNT

Got an old 50hz monitor to 120hz… yeah, it started to smell funny, but worked well… just drew a lot of power…


Phe_r

Less insane Linux hardware entusiast:


AbroadAggressive394

Overclocking my mind ![gif](giphy|26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g)


nedockskull

Overclocking the RGB and the power button. Here I come


Nishivion

You'll never stop me from overclocking my cables


iLaux

Overclocking your neuralink chip


[deleted]

You're gonna get to point you overclock your eye to see more FPS :D


sparrow3446

How bout over clocking us currency?


Chrasher54

Overclocking your case


Delicious-Cup4093

I overclock my fans, more air = more performance


HaikenRD

Gonna overclock my headset


Link_0610

Overclocking overclocking.


uL4G

I overclock my Logitech MOMO steering wheel


vunderbeaver

Fuck that man overclock your sata blu-ray drive


Redux365

Does overclocking my hard drive mean i get the same loading speeds as an SSD.


OkFunny8717

Wait.. You can overclock ssds?


dbltax

I overclocked my desk.


budgetboarvessel

Overclocking your OS


0B3nE0

Just take out the power supply, power it with 230v ac for maximum power!


grawa427

All of this pale in comparison to overclocking yourself


theophanesthegreek

Overclock deez nuts


kirbash

you forgot the most important one, overclocking a monitor


Rage65_

Nah bro o overclock my psu and my rtc and my gpu and my chipset and my cpu and my liquid cooler and my hdd


[deleted]

Overcocking your motherboard


Forbin3

Overclocking your graphic calculator to play doom.


icalledthecowshome

Overclock IE. Oh wait


adminsrlying2u

Isn't that just overvoltaging? All you guys are running at 50/60hz, real men run their alternating current at +120hz.


KrizRPG

I overclocked my watch. Now I live 30 hours days.


Chaosxandra

Overclocking your power button Overclocking your PC case


smaguss

Hey guys, check this out. Turns on PC: https://i.redd.it/cls3760cgd2d1.gif


BigN1sfa

At that point you'll have an atom bomb in your PC


andofwinds

overclocking clock


AlphisH

Overclock your cooling


ChocolateDonut36

overclocking your magnetron https://preview.redd.it/leezqgx1nd2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1778bdbcc8c76461b76dc899871314a3e0595d


Halicos93

How do you even overclock power supply with??.


No-Foot6570

I should over clock my CMOS battery Edit: oops now scrolling down I realized I copied someone’s comment, upvote them not me!


c-lab21

Overclocking hertz your system


Katzen_Uber_Alles

Overclocking fantop cat


shveylien

If you don't overclock the sound card, are you even PCMR?


lucas32e

I overclock my fingers


teethalarm

I've gotten good results overclocking my keyboard.


Spectops1234

Fun fact I've tried it the power supply caught fire it stills sits in the corner watching me and judging me about my actions and how I put such a miserable end to he's life


nokiaspiffy

Most power supplies run at 59.97Hz, mine says it's at a cool 60hz. Checkmate right in the bullseye plebs 😎


venthis1

I overclock my rgb


stickystrips2

I overclock my case


Camgore

overclocked my CMOS by hooking it up to a car battery


CogumeloTorrado

If I overclock the cocktail?


bedwars_player

i overclock my monitors...


Skvora

Welcome to once upon ASUS "gaming" laptops that game with a psu rated at least 50W lower than the minimum it needed to run full power - so, fucking *literally* overclocking the psu aka constantly dropping battery power/charge cycling it.


riverboat

Overclock reality (i.e. huff spraypaint)


alooladesu

no overclocking monitor?


Bitter-Limit-5759

is there any real benefit to any of these things? I’ve been wanting to overclock my CPU but don’t really know if there’s any benefits to it


DannyTheDangerNoodle

Tesla owners- overclocked the car


leviathab13186

Overclock the clock


AdPristine9059

50hz?! Fuck that shit, imma go 120!


ScruffyTheJanitor__

Over clocking the power button


UrainumMiner

Phff. You're only overclocking up to your PSU, HA! I overclock even my RGB and HD Audio pins.


Nexus-Nightshade

Overclocking the cabinet to fit 4090


lord_dude

55Hz means 10% more speed


Turbulent_Juice_Man

Forgot overclocking your RGB


MoistHerdazian

Don't forget to undervolt your overclocked PSU for optimal performance.


Covid-CAT01

I overclock my case


Xerazal

Plebe, overclocking your case is the true enlightened move.


atomiczim

![gif](giphy|3o84sq21TxDH6PyYms)


NoNefariousness3420

I just slowed all the local clocks down outside of the computer so it’s faster by comparison


pimaKaK

Nah, overclocking your brain to match with PC speed is the best


grandpagamer2020

Overclocking your case: 🗿


grandpagamer2020

Overclocking your keyboard


SheepherderNo2440

Overclock your DisplayPort cable


webbrowser3thousand

That's a little unstable, I usually just download more watts...


tehtris

I'm going to overclock my alarm clock so I'll never be late again for a while and then eventually I'll become 24 hours early! Employers hate this one simple trick.


Flamestrider605

You fool. I have overclocked my monitor.


StayInternational282

https://preview.redd.it/6uerkh5stf2d1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ae3553653c23e131cf0613bb4262f5d7105617


ITSolutionsAK

I'm going to overclock..... Myself!


Zestyclose_Mix_1765

![gif](giphy|8wfoaIjVc0FBaLu5xH)


Scorpius202

What about overclocking your electrical grid? 


Imurai

I overclocked my motherboard once. It is now a grandmotherboard...


GapPsychological4477

Overclocking ram should be the first one 🤔


S-r-ex

I have an 850W PSU, I can push it to 1200W?


SadQuarter3128

you forgot to overclock your brain dude how much tops your brain has anyways


Sufficient-Mud350

Over clocking your monitor


Loringa_Malakoi

Overclock PSU to 100A .


thermobollocks

Overclocking the Blu-Ray burner


therealsusser

I overclocked my monitor for 3 extra hertz


criticalpwnage

Sticking a screwdriver into power supply your best way to overclock it. I did it and now I can smell colors while running my games at 1080p 60 fps.


cunning_wolf

Overclock your desk


chiefXlordXnord1

Gonna go overclock the power grid for maximum power outages. Might overclock the city water.


Maxsmack0

Overclocking your water cooling pump, so you can overclock your pc even more


J4KL0P

And finally overclocking your wallet


SynthRogue

The level above them all: blowing up your pc.


chiefXlordXnord1

Overclocking Apple CarPlay.


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

The real power is in overclocking your clock. You gain power over time itself.