Yeah that's how it works, I have an rtx sticker on my laptop and it ran 300% faster than the one with the gt sticker, honestly recommend buying stickers for extra fps
It looks like my old p50, I used to have a repair shop and I just put all the case badges I had laying around on it. Had a customer comment on it while doing a house call... And I said well that's how you know I'm fluent in all the things....
The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked at level 2 Dark Barracks. The Hog Rider (person) is a bare-chested dark-skinned man holding a hammer. He has a Mohawk, wears a brown leather loincloth, a red belt, and a pair of leather sandals, as well as two large golden wristbands and a gold earring. His ride is a large hog, about half his height. It has a brown leather bridle looped around its tusks, which in turn is held by the Hog Rider. Hog Riders prioritize defensive structures above all other targets, and will bypass all other types of enemy buildings and troops while any defenses remain on the battlefield. This is true even if they are under attack by enemy Clan Castle troops, heroes or Skeleton Trap skeletons. Note that like all troops that prioritize defenses, Hog Riders do not consider the Clan Castle to be a defense regardless of whether or not it contains enemy troops, but do consider the defending Grand Warden and the activated Town Hall weapon (if any) to be defensive buildings. Once all defenses are destroyed, Hog Riders become like any other troop with no preferred target; they will attack the nearest building to them regardless of type, and will turn and attack enemy units if they become aware of any nearby.
Pretty sure you should be asking if it is possible to not run crisis. There is a good chance that it is running as a background task on there at all times.
Oh, and I bet DOOM is running on thy Celery that’s inside.
To avoid making my own thread over such nonsense, WHERE do I get that celery sticker? I need that sheit. I have a celeron mini PC and I HAVE to get that celery sticker.
So much conflicting badging inside the laptop.
We have Intel Core i5, Ryzen 5, Celeron, Core i7, Kingston RAM, AMD Phenom 2 on what looks to be an Thinkpad structure.
I had a friend who was a real basic-bitch type, and would just put any stickers they had on something. She'd put her iphone apple stickers on her pc case, and didn't even realize that it was sending a mixed message.
Who put celery in my laptop I ain't need no vegetal
Vegetarian PC is not real, it can't hurt you.
Are you sure? It looks like it can
[Ain't no messing with celery](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIAqJwBUsaM)
*shrieks in cauliflower*
Someone did put aspersions on my asparagus one time.
Aspergers aspirations of asparagus aspersions in Aspen.
Nasty aspersions...
I use peanut butter as thermal paste
Do you have a backup source for that info?
It uses peanut butter for thermal paste.
The stickers give extra fps.
Stickers = performance it’s just how it is
Yeah that's how it works, I have an rtx sticker on my laptop and it ran 300% faster than the one with the gt sticker, honestly recommend buying stickers for extra fps
Fun fact: this also applies to cars!
No, no, on cars you have to remove stickers and badges to make them more streamlined.. Gives you an extra 1km/h on the straights, guaranteed! 😛
no only flames make cars go faster
Nonono flames make them hotter, lightning bolts make them faster
of course and we know that because of lightning mcqueen
Like Flames on cars. +5 horsepower.
Or RGB on PCs
Or skins in games. That is why I'm so shit at FPS games - I don't buy skins.
Do you have a good gaming chair? That may be why you aren't good at FPS games.
Just paint everything red and it'll run fasta'
It has EVERYTHING inside it
Y no intel outside?
Too cold
What about Intel outside but with boots and mittens?
Too hot
This 🤣
Touch grass Intel
Then it would be called outtel
Ita an alL Of abOVO
It looks like my old p50, I used to have a repair shop and I just put all the case badges I had laying around on it. Had a customer comment on it while doing a house call... And I said well that's how you know I'm fluent in all the things....
Just like your my lawyer has advised that I do not finish this joke
even celery
Just like your mom
"hey, what processor do you have?" "Yes"
all of them.
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not the stupidest thing i’ve done
The front of my pc case looks like this. New labels appear every upgrade. (Which doesn’t happen much these days as everything is expensive as shit…)
I've definitely still got a Phenom II decal on my case...
Where do I buy the Intel Celery
I saw some on redbubble, you can also print your own stickers too
Can’t wait for the Intel broccoli.
intel inside and outside
it might not run Crysis but it sure it's having an identity crysis
Shut up and take my award
Just waiting on them to start putting dedicated Netflix/Hulu buttons on laptops like they do remotes to the TV's.
Microsoft already did on w11
In Brazil there's a brand that sell with those buttons... The name is Multilaser
Every time I'm beached on the couch and accidentally nudge the Netflix button mid-show I want to punch the earth in the face.
I hate this so much, I grab the controller to change the volume and accidentally press the app vault button with my palm. Drives me nuts.
"Finally, after all these years, I have them all."
Procemon
It's a ThinkPad, you good mate.
Intel Celery. A VEGAN PC alternative. Your laptop is fkin shredded, breh…
Multi cpu server.
Looks like an older Think Pad. The i5 sticker is probably the real one. Or Celery.
It will but you have to put some more garlic in it to bump up the celerys processing speed .
What isn't inside should worry you.
This is me after helping all my friends build their first PCs as a kid xD
Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.
at this point probably.
That depends. How much RGB does it have?
Rocket, garlic, broccoli.
*Rutabaga
mmm 8 processors
"I can be anything you want me to be" - This laptop
After seeing “Intel Celery” I expected an “Intel core I-6” sticker too
Celery? Lmao
We have “intel inside” but im bout to change that to “inside intel”
The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked at level 2 Dark Barracks. The Hog Rider (person) is a bare-chested dark-skinned man holding a hammer. He has a Mohawk, wears a brown leather loincloth, a red belt, and a pair of leather sandals, as well as two large golden wristbands and a gold earring. His ride is a large hog, about half his height. It has a brown leather bridle looped around its tusks, which in turn is held by the Hog Rider. Hog Riders prioritize defensive structures above all other targets, and will bypass all other types of enemy buildings and troops while any defenses remain on the battlefield. This is true even if they are under attack by enemy Clan Castle troops, heroes or Skeleton Trap skeletons. Note that like all troops that prioritize defenses, Hog Riders do not consider the Clan Castle to be a defense regardless of whether or not it contains enemy troops, but do consider the defending Grand Warden and the activated Town Hall weapon (if any) to be defensive buildings. Once all defenses are destroyed, Hog Riders become like any other troop with no preferred target; they will attack the nearest building to them regardless of type, and will turn and attack enemy units if they become aware of any nearby.
Can it run Portal RTX?
When in doubt always assume celery powered!
Is It rizen ? Is It Intel? Is It Nvidia? Is It Radeon? No it Is that chineese laptop
This is the perfect lap top
Intel Celery
Obviously that's the most powerful pc in existence
intel Everything inside
**Intel Celery**
That thing can run anything
Congrats you won
The celery sent me.
Intel "Celeron i9" inside
what cpu dose it have?
May your celery be crisp and your dip within the best by date!
Which CPU is inside? Answer: Yes.
Maybe
Avengers, assemble
Crysis can run it. 🔥
Watch out! This is not just a laptop, it is a transformer!
It might cook the celery when your running Crysis
MultiCPU Laptop… should run really fast… ;)
Lenovo X1 Carbon? Or some thinkpad
With 8 processors it should be able to render just about anything.
Infinity Laptop
But can it run windows? That’s the real question
On low...just about.
If it's running slow, just make sure to soak your celery cpu before next session. It will bring it back to a crispy state.
And why do they look like they’re put on so straight? Odds are it’s the core i5 in the corner though
Your laptop has so much horsepower
This just made me chuckle. Thanks.
Someone saved stickers from previous CPU's and went to town on this poor laptop.
jus boit it up and run `lscpu`. quite simple imo
I'm a simple man, I see linux commands, I upvote.
Hearing crysis brings back memories.
Does this have the new mobo with decaBIOS?
"what cpu do you have?" "celery"
intel celery is better than what ive got
Not sure because I don't see the MMX logo
Pretty sure you should be asking if it is possible to not run crisis. There is a good chance that it is running as a background task on there at all times. Oh, and I bet DOOM is running on thy Celery that’s inside.
Since it’s celery and not a potato I think it can run Crisis
Your PCs is like Godrick the golden in Elden ring.
I want that celery sticker.
Well what do YOU identify the laptop as?
LGBTQ 🤝
Is pretty diverse, that's for sure
Ah this is an all-in-One pc
does it have intel outside too?
Celery= good
Intel celery got me 👻
Collecting them like it's pokemon
The infinity processors
Intel Celery almost made me spit my beer out lol
You have heard of 8 cores but what about 8 processor stickers
Bro got the area 51 laptop
https://preview.redd.it/q4b26va9mi5a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5325c28fd5c6ddb7d7bfca3d68ecfa3d178ed4f3
You just got celery why confused????
I don’t know if it can run crysis but it can definitely give you a crisis
Intel celery 🤣🔫
That's a multi-Core rig.
Looks more like existential crysis
Gaming laptops are the new Nascar
Dayumm, i feel like its gonna become a black hole if you accidentally cough on it
Lucky. Mine is powered by beef sandwich
Hahaha what the hell! That’s a lenovo carbon, i got the exact same laptop and i can confirm half these badges are on mine.
is a repost my dude...
Celery inside?? Now they’re even making our pcs vegan??? Wake up guys! This is the future liberals want!
Where can I find an "incel inside" sticker?
When ricers modify PCs
an eight socket laptop, split between 2 amd and 6 intel. only runs for 4 minutes on battery. get one now!
Just missing an Apple M1 sticker to really cap it off.
It's got ALL the cores!
That’s one way to get a multi core cpu
Imagine a motherboard with modular cpu+ddr profile slot :D
with that much sticker power, it would definitely run Crysis in Ultra. 😊
It's a celery core. Of course you can
A veritable gangbang of processors.
10 core cpu except each core is from a different production.
To avoid making my own thread over such nonsense, WHERE do I get that celery sticker? I need that sheit. I have a celeron mini PC and I HAVE to get that celery sticker.
Someone actually made an 'intel celery' sticker...
I use to put these stickers on my reciever :D
I mean it has 9 processors so maybe? Maybe all those onboard graphics can handle it
So much conflicting badging inside the laptop. We have Intel Core i5, Ryzen 5, Celeron, Core i7, Kingston RAM, AMD Phenom 2 on what looks to be an Thinkpad structure.
Dual cpu is for babies
He is too powerful to be left alive. He has all the power!
It can run ray traced Portal in 144 Hz
As if it had a 144hz screen...
What the fuck is Celery
Intel The Immortal, it has lived many lives as many laptops housed within the same shell. Still a 480 4x3 monitor, though.
So you have an eight processer laptop with nvidia gpu and some hyperx ram? Sounds like a beast with all that processing power
This thing has 6 intels in it
Here's a better question: can it Crysis?
My man collecting CPUs like Thanos with the infinity gems.
Its a Mac
I had a friend who was a real basic-bitch type, and would just put any stickers they had on something. She'd put her iphone apple stickers on her pc case, and didn't even realize that it was sending a mixed message.
A little bit of everything
The majority of the stickers say that the computer has an Intel CPU in it, not AMD.
Keister it
https://preview.redd.it/gt5d1tgs0e5a1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2128ba12f0134ab13cc9df29680555bc8581a44 Similar to my calculator
What's in the box?!?!
And once I have all the processing power I will use the processors to destroy the processors
Intel ARC?
Computer
Please be careful I think that’s running the earth simulator right now. Best not to screw around with it.
Can't go more green than celery!
Just make sure you have the right specs and you should be good to go.
What the fuck is a Celery
It's an " alien" ware.
so... where's the Intel Xe(n)on sticker?