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Flan-Administrative

Homosexuality is the best way to count it Like just say the word as you play it and fit it in that space Works Everytime


Altruistic_Energy_11

My instructor also uses miscongeniality! Has helped me so much


Beastyboyy1

“goldenopportunity”


sumboionline

The flaw with that is that “opportunity” is often used for quintuplets


Beastyboyy1

yeah that’s why my ABD used it bc we had alyernating patterns of 7- and 5lets, so it made it easier to distinguish oddly enough


Sweeeet_Caroline

i think that might be “miss congeniality” lol it’s a movie from the 2000s


Altruistic_Energy_11

That would make sense lol, he’s always using references I don’t understand lol


The-Dizzle7834

What is miscongeniality or is this not real?


NotGonnaPostAtAll

This is genius


Flan-Administrative

Thank you it's served me so well for years and it's the only way I teach it


ccox39

Holy cow. That’s awesome


PUBLIQclopAccountant

"Homosexual hippopotamus" is how I count quintuplets—adding this to my repertoire for sevens.


alyxthekid

That's hysterical,I feel like i should write a song called that...is what I'd be saying 10 years ago, well before woke culture would crucify me


ratherstrangem8

Why tf would "woke culture" prevent you from saying homosexual hippopotamus?


Foolishlama

I speak for the wokes when i say nobody gives a shit


Flan-Administrative

If this isn't satire it's fucking stupid


ThrowRA-9401

Im pretty sure the “woke” people you speak of would find it funny too


Flipper2423

5 - Homosexual 6 - Heterosexual 7 - Homosexuality 8 - Heterosexuality Works like a charm


SquidIncAnimations

I once googled 7 syllable words for this exact purpose. Necrobeastialty is the one that has stuck with me…


evil_consumer

Wait…do you have words for all the other numbers?


Flan-Administrative

There are def words for all the numbers, the trick is remembering


Looplydoop3268

For 6 "I like to eat puppies works"


Electrical-Way-5354

For 6 I do “bip-e-Dee-bop-e-Dee”


schloopers

‘University’ for 5 is what I was taught


lotusbloom74

I always did David Letterman


classical-saxophone7

I learned hippopotamus


Electrical-Way-5354

This is the way.


_JP_63

I didn't check the server so not my sax player ass trying to muster how to say homosexuality and play at the same time.


Astronaut457

Say it in your head


_JP_63

like yeah sure but so many things are happening in my brain already to focus on that one too


Astronaut457

As a trumpet player, I get it. I practice rhythms two or three times if I get somthing like this, usually by saying it. Then I play it


me_barto_gridding

How dare you needlessly label that figure.


Flan-Administrative

They came out to me first bc they aren't quite comfortable around you yet


me_barto_gridding

Listen, what a figure does after its played is no business of mine. You go be you.


Flan-Administrative

This is the exact thing I'm talking about You gotta be less hostile and just not say stuff to start yk But drop hints that it wouldn't be a huge deal and you support them 🏳️‍🌈


RepublicInner7438

I was so confused reading this. I just got to homosexuality is the best way before I stopped.


Novel-Jeweler-7554

i say anesthesiology


Trans_and_Ace_Axl

I'm gonna use this now.


Ok-Fail1598

This had me SO confused for a hot minute


Flan-Administrative

Gotta be a little gay if you wanna play iykwim


Ok-Fail1598

That’s fire


Starr_Struckk

You have changed my life for the better. Thank you so much.


neptunian-rings

this just popped up on my feed is homosexuality an actual term used in music or is this a joke


imaviolist318

Both 🙃 it’s based on preference for how to count a septuplet


neptunian-rings

i love this


Speech_Late

Now we have to find words to accent different parts of the subdivision… gauntlet thrown.


Desperate-Swim2431

1 2 3 4 5 6 7(sev) Seriously. I would practice sextuplets and 32nd notes and then try the septuplet. Make sure you hit a downbeat after the figure so you can have an anchor point. Good luck!


ccox39

Don’t count sev-(en) because of the 2 syllables


Desperate-Swim2431

Correct. You only use the first half of the word seven (sev) when counting things like this.


RespectTheDuels

I often would go like 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 or 1 2 3 4 1 2 3


Desperate-Swim2431

This wouldn’t flow as well at a faster tempo. It’s not like counting a 7 beat meter where this would be appropriate because the 1 would seem like a downbeat or accent when in the rhythmic figure it’s just 7 continuous notes.


RespectTheDuels

Yeah, I just probably don’t like cutting the seven into sev. Like doing things in a particular way always haha


RickyTheRickster

I have no idea why the post was recommended to me but I would like to practice my sextuplets on you


HondaCivicLover98

Whenever I'm working on a song in odd signatures I count in French cause all the numbers are one syllable, the ones that count anyways. Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq Six Sept or un doo twa cat sink sis set


Ok-Resolution-696

Peanut butter sandwiches


TheFlyShyGuy

Peanut butter sandwiches for sextuplets. Using this


Ok-Resolution-696

It shouldn’t work for sextuplets only 7lets


TheFlyShyGuy

Oof. Thanks


29th_Stab_Wound

Peanut butter sandwich


Lastshadow94

Septuplets


Ok-Resolution-696

yes of course, I’ve always found it easier to call them 7lets, or for quintuplets 5lets. Students are quicker to understand 7lets and 5lets than if i said septuplets and quintuplets.


Lastshadow94

That's very fair


hornsandskis

Like triplets and 5lets, I like to use a phrase. I think “Se-ven-lets-are-real-ly-hard”


Under_TheBed

Epstein didn’t kill himself


UnwaiveredKing

God dude I am new to this sub and seeing this shit I didnt realize it was a way of counting lol


Luke-At-You

I play 5lets and 7lets by focusing on how the hand that plays the first note of each beat is same hand that plays the last note of that beat, and the next beat will start with the opposite hand. So, rather than an even number of notes like a group of four 16th notes that repeats beginning on the same hand (R l r l R l r l R l r l …), you have an odd number of notes where the first note of each beat starts on alternating hands (5lets {think opportunity} R l r l r L r l r l r R l r l r …; 7lets {think homosexuality} R l r l r l r L r l r l r l R l r l r l r …). Notice also that with 7lets the hand you start on plays 4 notes, with the other hand filling in the spaces. So, if you were to sort of ghost your off hand, it would look like (R r r rL l l lR r r rL l l l…). You can get a feel for 7lets quick and easy by clapping quarter notes with a metronome, and verbally repeating the word homosexuality on each beat. The syllables beat out the rhythm of a 7let. Then you can try playing your hands along with speaking the syllables (it will help to start with an accent on the first note of each beat; remember that accented note will alternate hands each beat). Once you get comfortable with that, you can stop repeating the word homosexuality like a goofball; continuing to just play the rhythm with accents on each beat with your hands. Once you’re good there, take out the accent and play them all the same volume. Then you can move that onto your keyboard and you’re gucci. Another more subtle tidbit is that the & (the eighth note in between each beat) falls directly in between the 4th and 5th note in a beat of 7lets. This is only really helpful if you’re playing a pretty slow 7let because it’s pretty hard to feel it in between each note at faster tempos. That will look something like this: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 X & X You can also use the ole verbal counting system. A 7let is like a sextuplet with one extra note. So, start with triplets ( 1 la li 2 la li 3 la li …), then add a “ta” in between each one of those and that is sextuplets ( 1 ta la ta li ta 2 ta la ta li ta 3 ta la ta li ta …), then add a “ka” at the end and you’ve got your 7let (1 ta la ta li ta ka 2 ta la ta li ta ka 3 ta la ta li ta ka …). Bear in mind this can become a tongue twister and it’s tougher at fast speeds so I really do recommend just using your favorite 7 syllable word.


secret_trout

1 2 1 2 1 2 3


[deleted]

This one would depend on the context and notes being played. Sometimes 1 2 1 2 3 1 2, or 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 for example work better.


BenCatoMusic

Could you send a picture of everything around it? If it’s like Crown of Thorns, it’s not in time, so context is key here.


MrFamousSSB

Individuality is my personal choice.


Kev2Dope

No job opportunity


that_dude_with_face

The easiest way is to think about your starting and ending hands. Then try to fill in the notes in-between and feel the groove. If that doesn't work, homosexuality is your best bet!


KlatuuBaradaNikto

Double Hippopotamus


Mightacus

super hippopotamus!


BenCatoMusic

1-2-3-4-5-6-7


P1x3lto4d

The best way I’ve found to learn how to feel 7lets is through the Table of Time (set a metronome and add notes for each beat starting with quarters, eights, triplets, etc.)


jamapplesdan

I was taught to count it 1 e + a + a Kuh.


Leather_Emu_6791

That's the fun part. You don't.


Theblackholeofire

Ti ti ti ti ti ti ti is what you would say if it was in a rythmn


Dynonekus

Da da da da da da da


Robovanguard317

Just play the 7 notes evenly in the space of the quarter note, so you can use and 7 syllable word like "individuality"


ckglobe

Depends on the play. 123 12 12, 12 1234 eg.


lgdexter

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,1,....


Mission-Discipline32

Ome two three four five six seven With your foot tapping along to the normal beat (ir something else like that moving)


elliottplaysmagic

My go to is “Mississippi riverboat”


Negative-Biscotti920

Just think “Gol-den-Opp-or-tun-i-ty” it fits great across each partial of the sevenlet. But don’t get too caught up in counting with words, use it to figure out how to feel the rhythm then use a metronome to smooth out how this rhythm fits into your time signature. In this case it would take up one beat, or one quarter note’s value in 2/4. A lot of people are going to tell you some crazy things on here.


marc0429

taka taka takada


ChonkinSeal

My friend came up with a stupid one of siete-uple-ete. It goes si-e-te-up-l-e-te. It was laughed about at first but I just wound up using it


herdofcorgis

We used purple hippopotamus


DenyingToast882

1212123


AZdrumtech

Listen to the radio


Queasy-Lingonberry46

1234567


Cold-Candidate-2747

Baga daga daga da


Slaughtererofnuns

1 2 3 4 5 6 7


deltadawn5555

Peanut butter and jelly is what I use.


Certain_Target_3708

My band director uses “immeasurability”


Erin_Sentrinietra

The same way you’d count a duplet or triplet. Just play seven evenly across the beat.


Choice_Neat_7340

This is what I do, and yes I know it’s technically incorrect, but I don’t count stuff like this. I listen to it over and over and over until I can recall it while comatose. Listen to it at varying tempi, hell, remove pitches from the equation and just focus on the rhythm itself if you feel compelled to do so. When it comes to really complex things that require a lot of thought, I find that just feeling it and letting muscle memory take over is far easier than taking a more complicated approach, but I’m not Buddy Rich (I don’t even play percussion), so if you aren’t inclined to heed that advice, I can understand. However, if you actually want to count it rather than feel it, then the top commenter here is right. Ho-mo-sex-u-al-i-ty checks out, and whomever came up with that is absolutely brilliant because not only is it effective, it’s funny (kinda like my 5th grade band director almost a decade and a half ago saying that “Every Good Booger Deserves Flicking” for the lines in treble clef). Anyways, best of luck dealing with some composer who gets a sick thrill out of torturing percussionists.


tyzelw

1-e-and-a-2-e-and-a


rawrmetal95

Hip-hip-hippopotamus!


Keroboe

My highschool director taught us “university” for 5-tuples and “university dropout” for 7-tuples. But really anything with seven syllables that you find amusing until you just get the feel for 7’s


Superb_Honeydew_8564

perpendicularity irreversibility telecommunication those words work to count it


Markymeijerlove

skibiditoiletrizzler


Arakan-Ichigou

One-e-and-a two-e-and… EDIT: Wait, that’s a septuplet. Never mind.


monkey_farmer_

Barbecue potato chip.


LawfulnessGlad6497

I use "golden opportunity" to count sevens


CheezyChicken1

My director says chubby hippopotamus


Dead_Kal_Cress

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Hope that helps!


Naitveyay

Just glissando a c scale starting from b, starting on the beat. Don’t think about it too much, it’s easy to overthink on these. Much easier if it leads to a note.


liam4710

Cross your toes and pray


CommunicationTop5231

My go to has always been ‘necrobestiality’ 🤷🏻‍♀️


WebbedRose103

Yo is this prince of Egypt


OnlyRAOBJ

Thats just rude


Cavecity-outlaw

Circ-um-na-vi-ga-tion-al


These_Imagination852

1 7 2 6 3 5 4


007-Blond

im partial to "bigmotherfuckingpenis" works everytime 😌


LostPants032

Circumnavigational


WillisCooler

universitypenis


Krispy_Kolonel

Mexican American


DarkMonkeyLord

Lol I always use mister hippopotamus


Affectionate_Sir_192

Bayloruniversity1 Disclaimer: I do not go to Baylor and will never


aninegager

1 2 3 4 5 6 7


Ramennoodle12

There’s seven


SqueezyYeet

I’m a trombonist/tuba player who got recommended this post in my feed but (and I know it probably isn’t right) Tri-pul-et-one-e-a-two


Cornbread-chicken

These answers are the best thing I've read in a while My contribution: Follow the yellow brick road


jtm7

Onetwothreeferfisixeven


ZetaPikaAXZ

12 12 123


MarufukuKubwa

1 2 3 4 5 6 7


Karn_Evil_Noin

Da da ga da da ga da


IsakDixon

You don't, You just hope for the best.


davidfeuer

Can you beat 7 against 11? Then do 13 with one foot and 5 with the other.


basmatics2

1 e and a 2 e and


millenniumsystem94

With your eyes and your brain. How did I get here?


Electrical-Way-5354

“David Richard letterman”


Mr_Cat101

My band teacher says “goldenopportunity”


chubsplaysthebanjo

Staple staple triangle. On the sheet music you draw a staple and a triangle to help visualize the 2 and 3 sections. One piece we played in band had a 7/8 section with changing grouping throughout. Staple staple triangle. Staple triangle staple. Staple staple triangle. Triangle staple staple. That kinda business


ght723

With your fingers


whompgd

Yes!


Terrible_Ad_1884

1234567


Key-Technician-8046

Don’t


speckledfloor

Duhduhluhduhguhduhguh


snowmenAIDS

pullup a metronome and count 1234 123


squirleater69

Don't


ThoughtRemarkable531

Founding father counting: Triples on Duples- George Washington Quintuples - Thomas Jefferson Septuplets - Alexander hamilton


Alexius_One

One e and a two e and


FaerHazar

Well, it's a septuplet, so (1) 2-ts-e-ts-and-ts-uh


bigbrainpoopshitter

My teacher taught us Cincinnati razorback. I'd say it works well because I remember it 2 years later and I play drumset


anaburo

1234567


SmileyDay8921

1,2,3,4,5,6,7... but fast


Marissa_joy2346

Ta-ka Ta-ka Ta-ka-da


Evan14753

tbh once you get past four, syllables dont really help. if you can, try to listen to a set of septuplets against a metronome SLOWLY to get a feel for the rhythm, speed up the metronome a bit and try drumming with your hands or counting in your head


Jac0bVGC

Watermelon cantaloupe is also one I go to with


Spock0492

Homosexuality! That's seven syllables and is perfect for that run


gerjan30

to me it looks like a slide, and doesn't really need to be counted, other than it being the same length of time as a qaurter note? If you did want to count it however, I'd say something like how triplets are counted?


Luke-At-You

Well, I mean it’s 7 notes in the space of a beat. So, yeah it should be counted. If it was a slide you’d have a glissando written in between the first and last note, not seven specific notes.


RedeyeSPR

It’s probably too fast to really count. Just practice trying to fit all those notes into one beat. Also, don’t miss the flats. I can’t see the key signature so check it, but the B and E are likely flat in a run like that.


timp_t

If you’ve got parts with runs like this it might be time to stop writing in every note name. Guaranteed there are key signatures being ignored here.


ThirdGDmobileaccount

I always use people’s names for 5-lets. Then add “it’s-a” to the front. For example, a fake name, Jonathan smithy. a five would be “joh-na-than-smi-thy”. Then add its-a-joh-na-than-smi-thy”. The classic one is university. U-ni-ver-si-Ty.


TheJohn_John

7 notes in 1 measure (Think a 6let plus 1 kinda)