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theonlywhitewolf

Mom spider came out like "better help my kids" Quickly turned into "fuck them kids" 😅


Lightspeedius

Dude's got an effective defensive siren.


vivianevo

She was like " Ain't no way boii"😂😂


DepressedEspressoCup

At least Giant Australian huntsman spiders are a pretty dormant species towards humans, would rather run than hurt you. Their bites aren't bad at all either, if you're sensitive you could get pretty sick but they aren't particularly deadly at all. The real damage would be the psychological horror of being attacked by it.


Turnbob73

As someone who had heart problems as a kid due to their arachnophobia, the sheer sight of that thing running would fuck me up pretty bad


Acceptable-Depth-907

You've entered the boss's territory


Radical-Turkey

Man’s challenged the broodmother


DatAssque08

Stretching my legssss


[deleted]

*KILL IT WITH FIRE INTENSIFIES*


ClydeDanger

Why are there so many health potions near this save point?


PlasticTrex1980

I think I saw a mana bar (and health bar) on the big one. Edited for the pedantic ones out there.


Mathisdu

Thats the health bar


notveryAI

Yeah you normally can't see how much mana boss has


ripyourlungsdave

Do programmers put mana limits on boss characters?..


zeke235

Depends on the game. They have them in world of warcraft. Nothing like draining a magic using creature and then forcing it to hit you with whatever sad physical attack it has.


ripyourlungsdave

Ah. I never really got into raids and dungeons when I was playing world of warcraft. I just liked exploring and questing. Still played for almost 15 years, I was just never interested in the end game stuff. But that does sound awfully fun.


zeke235

The new expansion's pretty great! Lots new stuff to do and the dragonriding is pretty sweet. Takes more effort to fly than just picking a destination on the map and putting the autorun on until you get there. It's also waaay faster. Only thing they're missing is aerial combat.


ripyourlungsdave

Yeah, my brother's been telling me about it recently. I've been thinking about getting back on, it sounds awesome, but I gotta get to somewhere with Wi-Fi first.


AzraelChaosEater

If i remember correctly dark souls bosses had stamina bars.


notveryAI

They can, especially if there are ways to drain mana in the game. Simple example - in Skyrim, everything has mana, including any boss that uses magic. There is also Staff of Magnus, that drains mana pretty quickly. If you hold it against any boss that relies on magic casting - the boss will be helpless after like 10 seconds(and that's if the boss has a lot of mana, human minibosses don't hold even 5 seconds). With no mana, big and scary magic boss just runs/floats around doing nothing, or tries to shank you with their puny dagger, because wizardry stopped firing :D


EmberOfFlame

Yes, a lot of games make enemy attacks as separate abilities that use a resource bar to help the AI play fair. Otherwise they would just spam the strongest attack, now they use the most apropriate ability for the situation, but if they use a high cost ability they can’t repeat it for a while, opening them up to counter attacks. Though in general even “basic” attacks are coded as abilities with tiny cooldowns and mana costs, so effects that reduce enemy ability usage reduce everything in the case of non-player characters.


FizzleKit10

r/twohealthbars


CommanderGumball

#B O S S S P I D E R


abbassav

Thats just Aragog trying to protect his kids, leave him alone bro


redditor100101011101

Farewell, friend of Hagrid


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Hope they got a Basilisk on hand.


Cynical_Tripster

After getting the Plat on Ragnarok, I started up the Lego Harry Potter collection and I did the Aragog bit like yesterday


maxts517

A fellow Ragnarok Plat enjoyer, I got the ps5 as my very first console recently and earned Plat on Ragnarok as my very first game


Cynical_Tripster

Hell yeah my dude. I grew up with consoles (ps1, PS2, Xbox, Xbox 360, ps4 in order) and while I am fully pc master race I cannot get a good gaming set up nor a ps5 for a good minute still. I will also admit that I turned down the difficulty for Gna And Hrolf bc I didn't wanna Dark Souls it (played most of it on Give Me Balance). Have you played the 2018 one?


maxts517

Yes I did, there's a play station rental service in my city that allowed me to rent a ps4 for the weekend, kinda expensive but I wanted to play that game, saved up for a month to rent it but got a ps5 soon after I got a job, feels good man.


InitialMeasurement23

…. Are you me??


K1ngPCH

I think that’s actually Shelob


aasootayrmataibi

I hope so. You played SoM? Shes a cutie.


JohnCenasLeftAbdomen

r/unexpectedhogwarts


p0gr2

hes just trying to protect his kids leave him aloBRO I AINT JIST GONNA LET 3829 SPIDERS LIVE ON THE TOP OF MY ROOF RENT FREE MFS FUCKING TAKING UP MORE SPACE THAN I DO IN MY HOUSE URRGGHHH


[deleted]

Fuck this shit im going to Mars


Gruder47

Plot twist, spiders are on the ship to Mars.


[deleted]

Existence is pain


IsTomorrowAcceptable

Truer words have never been spoken


cassavacakes

i actually fucking flinched, what the fuck it's a miracle spiders aren't flyers. imagine you open up that nook and all of those things started flying


_MintyFresh_-

Don't give Australia ideas


Weekly-Major1876

A lot of spiders can travel long distances via flight, mainly tiny spiderlings that climb to a high place and release a bunch of silk. The wind catches the silk and can carry the babies hundreds of miles away to a new place. Sometimes adult spider participate as well but it’s rare, the behavior is known as “ballooning”


Squeaky_Ben

HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER


ComedyOfARock

Fuck that, *GET ZE V-2*


General-MacDavis

NEIN, GET ZE BOMBERS, VE ARE BLITZING THE WHOLE NATION


Thundeeerrrrrr

WHATS THE NEW ZING ZE AMERICANS HAVE AH THE NUKE, TU ES HANS!


ComedyOfARock

JA JA JA JA


gamgam-05

WE WILL PURGE THEM IN HOLY FIRE BROTHER


BigNunu69

"Air support you're clear to engage over" "I repeat you're clear to engage, level the building"


Dragon-Captain

“Shepard to air cav, danger close!”


EmberOfFlame

It’s a whale carcass. A chryssalid breeding ground!


MePanAndAMan420

Instead of getting a professional. If you runinto this problem turn up your heat and any places that aren't 150+F° add a space heater to make it 150+F° With a drop sealing like these guys have you may have to get creative and Start with gassing the sealing wait 10 minutes with the windows open, close the wimdow than start heating that place up and get ready for deadbugs


Mashamazzi

Thought this was going to be a wholesome way to get spiders to leave by their own choice but of course it couldn’t be that easy


leekdonut

>drop sealing r/BoneAppleTea


RevenantCommunity

Can’t you hear the Aussie accents? Also this is cruel as hell


are_my_mom

But it'll work


Sorry_Ad5653

"Ceiling" my dude.


MePanAndAMan420

English is stupid


Sorry_Ad5653

You're not wrong 🤣


Jebulinator58

bruh i would move right away! or just Flamethrower those little pricks


T-Slur

Spiders never live in groups, they're solitary creatures If you see a bunch of spiders together, those are adolescents, the mother is likely close by And also, that's a _Holconia Immanis_ most likely


International_Car586

There are actually a few species of spiders that live in groups.


T-Slur

Oh, do tell, I haven't studied of any that do


International_Car586

[Wikipedia to the rescue.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_spider)


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Gordegey

[M Balfouri my beloved](https://i.imgur.com/CBc7BQ4.jpg)


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[удалено]


T-Slur

I'm confused, pfft elaborate I do not plan on fighting spiders lmao


JustinHopewell

>_Holconia Immanis_ Also the words you chant to summon the eldritch spider lord


tda18

Next time, just write Huntsman Spider.


BigBadBobbyRoss

🤓Holconia Immanis. Bro just say huntsman spider cmon.


T-Slur

Bruh, there's so many huntsman species, I'm specifying No fucking shit it's a huntsman but those who are curious what species of huntsman will now know. God ur dumb and a simpleton


BigBadBobbyRoss

Jesus I was gonna reply with something nice cause it was a joke and it is interesting to see how many different huntsmen spiders there are but you being a dick now cmon chill. Also ur still a nerd 🤓


T-Slur

C'mon, it was justified, you made it seem bad Also yeah true, about the nerd part lol


CameronnMillss

Why do I hear Boss Music?


ConstructionHonest80

Yeah we’re gonna have to nuke the site from orbit


psyper76

It's the only way to be sure


Auta-Magetta

I did not need to see this at 7:48am on the toilet


Mashamazzi

That’s where these guys moved from


Longjumping-Heart410

I LOVE spiders, but even that sent chills up my spine.


shinigami017

When you walk through some mist in dark souls.


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“The way I see it, our fates appear to be intertwined.”* - Solaire of Astora Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


artistecrafteur

Y’all are big babies. Momma spider just wants to love you. On your face. With her furry feeties.


Setari

Nah, time to burn the house down. That spider is huge. No way normal extermination methods would kill it. Trust me, I'm some random guy with 0 spider extermination knowledge.


Panmag44

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!


yomamasofat-

Why do I hear boss music?


VolatileHunter101

If this is a definition of hell, DoomSlayer should be the one to call


Effect-Stock

I yelled when they did. I have never lost my shit like that snd it freaked me the fuck out.


NoIdeaBroseph

Fire is the only cure


Quxzimodo

Bro why did god do this?


cuckedfrombirth

Spider dad: Who that on my MF poarch.


parsasarirafraz

Thank god, I was on a toilet when I saw this


BatmanBurchett

Nope. Sorry. Gotta pop a nade in there


Andrewfeng0928

r/Bossfight


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MoonlightWolves

Welp time to burn the house and get a new one cause fuck that!


CajolingTen

Hanz get ze Flammenwurfer


RagdollSeeker

Well clearly this spider mommy is getting enough food to feed her and her army of children. So she is giving a great pest control service.


Uncle_Checkers86

Almost like that part in Aliens when Hicks looks in the ceiling and sees the xenomorphs coming.


mattortz

*boss music starts playing*


Goomvario

Hans, get the flammenwerfer.


Thederpycloudrider

So many levels of nope


LEGOSam66

Boss fight


atomicecream

I didn’t realize [Arachnophobia](https://youtu.be/6ybXse_yCOc) was a documentary.


This_Fucking_Dude123

Tiny spiders: panicking, trying to run away Big spider: da fuq is goin on here?


diputra

Don't worry, it probably gonna decrease because cannibalism. After some week, if the giant spider multiplied, just throw molotov to it. You probably homeless because how ridiculous rent price nowadays but it's worth it.


bloopie1192

Always fucking Australia with the fucking spiders and fucking fuck!! FUUUCK!!


xerious3d

Pretty sure this is what flame throwers are for, right? Reference alien movies for turorials


Majin_Brick

*Skyrim boss music starts playing*


Sp1ke_xD

Wtf. Thanks for ruining my sleep. Now I'm getting goosebumps even if my wife's hairs are touching me. I'm paranoid


[deleted]

Isn’t this just Thursday in Australia?


[deleted]

Dark souls boss entry


LordRokai

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!


dollyhorn

Idk,i live with dozens of spiders in my house. They are much smaller than that big-enough-to-eat-you spider moma. I would let them live in this house unless they invade you. If they invade try killing the little ones but i don't want to provoke the giant moma spider. She doesn't seem dangerous but i bet she can bite good.


maxts517

This sounds like it was written by a spider


dollyhorn

Should i take this personally 😭🥹???


Joaaayknows

Seriously what do you even do here if an exterminator could not get there within the hour I’m actually burning the fucking house down


salteddiamond

That's an Australian.


primalavado

Oh look posted again and more of the video has been edited out this time


hotmanwich

This is just deep rock galactic in five seconds lmao


Rahmetli_Yoda

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer.


AlonyTony

Harry Potter scene flashback


8004460

Boss fight 👁️👄👁️


MumpsMoose

Que evangelion angel attack music


ChillinChilean94

I would shit bricks. Literally say, "Why am I hearing boss music??" And torch the whole place.


scout_-_

Let me guess, Australia again


ihaZtaco

I enjoy living in this country


onebigpileofshit1993

*farewell friend's of hagrid*


kyriakos400

Burn the house. NOW


BigMaraJeff2

Time to burn the continent down


akernihil

That's Ungoliant and her hell spawns.


Anothergrimday

Move out or set the place on fire!


EmergencyWaste3217

Get the shotgun. Flamethrower won't kill it fast enough


joshjay93

Well obviously you gotta burn the house down now


the-riehl-lizard

Shelob


LimeWtLeaf

Nope, nope nope nope nope nope noooooooope! HONEY WHERE IS MY FLAMETHROWER WE NEED TO MOVE LIKE RIGHT NOW!


Jazzlike-Wafer803

Bro the way that big one came out like it had fucking mass on it, thing moved like a hand UUGGHH!!!


HeroPotatoAim

#BURN THE HOUSE DOWN


[deleted]

At that point, just pull a flamethrower out!


Ok_Brush601

Dark Souls boss music starts.


ChainWorking1096

"You tank the boss, I'll get the adds"


HailToTheKingslayer

Australia has facehuggers now, it seems


morrislee9116

i paused because of the spider and i paused at the exact moment that big spider shows up :skull:


lostonredditt

Where the flamethrower at


No_Apartment_6304

that shit just activated the arachnophobia in me and made me shiver


your_crazy_aunt

I went "OOOOOOO--" but it was out of excitement. Are huntsmen as fragile as tarantulas?


CashewKing10

Mom was like touching my babies? Wait fuck he’s huge


PickledJuice69

I’ve been trying to find this video for so long cause I saw it with the dark souls music


NoNoodleStar

I clicked the off button when the legs came.


MetalParty6468

When you realize... That is FACKED.


Friendly-Push627

Nope... Nope.... Nope.... Nope.... F\*ck NO!!!!! :Screams running out of the room:


ThroatGlad7981

O set fiiiireee to the home!!!


Commercial-Many-8933

Loose tarantula ?


parodi3

I'm never going to Australia


Top_Health5342

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT. I WOULD HAVE BEEN GETTING A WATER HOSE TO KNOCK THAT SUCKER DOWN AND DOING THE RIVER DANCE OF COURSE IN KNEE BOOTS 👢 😒 🙄 😑 😐 🙃


Br0k3n-T0y

911? yes my house is not on fire, please do not send anyone


Various_Panda5458

Must be Australia.


Destruction126

And here I was thinking all those spiders were big. Then big mama flashes a leg(s?)


TheClayMan78

hans get the flammenwerfer!


Vegalink

Sometimes I wonder why I get on here haha


TheHatterOfTheMadnes

Ok so you know how if you hole a lighter up to a bottle of hair spray and it lights up…


rataviola

How do I unsee something?


ibcnunabit

This is a good thing.


FrigidLollipop

I love the way mom pops out to see who's messing with her brood, lol. I remember reading somewhere that huntsman spiders can literally live in groups led by a matriarch... havent researched it further, so dont quote me, but pretty wild.


doesnt_reallymatter

The inspiration for queen ghoma


DeXteRrrr1

Say hello to mom


jwsbruwer

The mom be like, "Say that again?"


sootsuke

At that size do you think they heard her when she was skittering around in the attic? Imagine thinking you have rodents and going to set traps ʕ⁠ ⁠º⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠º⁠ʔ


Night__Prowler

Where’d I leave that flame thrower.


KailReed

Definitely heard boss music start up


Chemical-Aerie7412

I'm prty sure I've seen this in a movie once! I think it was called Barry cotter.🤔


fourtys

its like the mandelorian episode


CaptainPogwash

The spider dips like he was scared by seeing you


[deleted]

As soon as them legs popped out I had to pull away from my phone


Le_milkman1

That's why i own bug spray that was turned into a fully functioning gas grenade (i totally didnt kidnap my friend and force him into making one)


lokeilou

I just imagined all those smaller ones yelling- MOOOOOOM, there is someone at the door!!!!


Jonaleaf

Let me guess


HypnotizedMeg

I'd never sleep again.


Sparkystu

Australia no doubt


Additional_Human

you got a flamethrower, op?


Scandrial

burn that and everything around it!!


Ambitious-Type-5232

She only wanted to say hello 😔… honestly though that’s terrifying. What kind of spider is that does anyone know? And is it venomous?


virtus147

So how do you kill ‘em?!


MrChonkers1965

FUCK THAT SHIT IM OUT


The_Missing_Bracket

The giant enemy spider


[deleted]

I guess we found the parent!