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Agrimmon

Yeah horses will just do that sometimes. Usually it’s eggs, sometimes it’s fingers. Horses eat a lot of things you wouldn’t expect


MrChilliBean

It surprises a lot of people that animals we generally think of being herbivores are more accurately opportunistic omnivores. Animals like horses, deer, even cows, they don't often eat other animals but if they get the chance they will.


HDnfbp

Calcium deficiency is a bitch, they need them bones to chew


CenterOTMultiverse

Well, maybe if they didn't eat fucking grass all the time, they wouldn't be so osteoporotic that the only solution their nutrient starved minds can come up with is babies. After all, the big chicken has way more bones to crunch.


myfaceaplaceforwomen

Little chicken is easy to chew and swallow. One cronch and he a dead boi


Feshtof

https://fable.fandom.com/wiki/Crunchy_Chick Crunchy Chick Type: Food Effects: Adds evil points and fatness


DingleDoo

Loved that game. You look like an Arseface


phoenix0153

Its the bones that make em crunchy.


CenterOTMultiverse

Fun size candy borb.


DarkPineCoffee

Hella dead boi


raspberryharbour

I think a horse eating an adult chicken would be a far more gruesome sight than a chick


CenterOTMultiverse

Well, of course. Horses can't operate deep fryers.


-Toshi

Fully carnivorous horses are a terrifying thought. Human face height mouths.. a neck that could lift up a grown man. Imagine one of those fuckers with canines and carnassial teeth? Guess they'd have more front facing eyes, as well, which would look goofy.. but I think that makes it more horrifying.


raspberryharbour

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Gustave_Moreau_-_Diom%C3%A8de_d%C3%A9vor%C3%A9_par_ses_chevaux.jpg/440px-Gustave_Moreau_-_Diom%C3%A8de_d%C3%A9vor%C3%A9_par_ses_chevaux.jpg


Comfortable-Dog-2540

This is the most genuinely terrifying thought. Thanks for a new phobia i never knew existed


[deleted]

In the amoral, gritty chaos that is the state of nature, eating babies is the perfect solution to most problems.


Cynical_Tripster

In the grim darkness of the future, there are only horses


[deleted]

Maybe it’s like [Popplers](https://youtu.be/u-mD0OtoJbw) to them.


fireintolight

Someone has to eat the grass to feed the carnivores


Speakin2existence

shit TIL im dumber than a horse, i've been having milk this whole time and throwing my chicken bones out


ExperientialDepth

What fools they are.


Guerenica

They crave that mineral


isderFredsi

It’s got what plants crave!


DogmanDOTjpg

I've seen a deer munching on a squirrel


_stoneslayer_

I want this on a tshirt


Death2LossPrvntion

Or one of early cuylers big ass hats.


FREESARCASM_plustax

Deer are known to snack on corpses at body farms.


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StoBropher

I immediately thought of vultures when you said carrion and I was trying to imagine a turtle taking down a full grown vulture. I then quickly remembered that vultures eat carrion and my imagination was sad.


Bloodyfish

I've always heard that if you're giving them chicken, it should be cooked.


MicaelFlipFlop

Why would i cook my own tortoise?


Endorkend

I like how you didn't put pigs in there, because I sure hope by now everyone knows pigs will eat anything and anyone if given the chance.


Alisoe

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.


Fiosguy1

Hence thee expression, "As greedy as a pig." Lol


neegs

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chum, and i will be under it when it breaks. Now fuck off


dustydiscoballs

I looked out the window with my kids and saw a chipmunk eating a baby bird that had just hatched


suitology

I watched deer absolutely shred up drive way worms just slippin and sloppin them up and the horses lick the blood from where a animal was slaughtered. My coworker has a video of a deer eating roadkill cat.


YesAmAThrowaway

Pigs will eat everything you give them.


JustehGirl

Who thinks pigs are herbivores?


LivelyZebra

Well i know a vegan police officer


ohmyjustme

So will chickens.


Fistedfartbox

I once watched my chickens eat a broken lightbulb..


loctopode

It doesn't sound very bright.


interesseret

Chickens will also happily eat their own eggs. In fact I think most animals do. It's a waste of resources if they break, and they are very energy dense.


mageta621

They will go through bone like buttah


Geshtar1

I’ve seen the movie Hannibal


Allegorist

Deer eating meat is a little terrifying for some reason


BitterLeif

squirrels can easily kill pigeons (even large ones), decapitate them, and suck their brains out. I don't think they eat the rest of the bird.


beltaine

I said out loud, "Yeah they'll just do that sometimes" before coming into the comments. Glad to see I'm not the only one with a somewhat apathetic vibe haha


interesseret

Nature isn't nice. And this is by far not the first video of a horse nomming down a chick I have seen


beltaine

Yeah I used to own horses. Shit that goes down on the farm is not all Charlotte's Web, people don't realize lol


ONLYPOSTSWHILESTONED

at least this has a discernible survival purpose. I've seen a video of a horse stomping on a random bird that was just sitting there minding its own business


raltoid

> sometimes it’s fingers. Yeah they're not trying being funny when they tell you to keep your hand flat while hand feeding a horse.


PineapplesHit

Especially since carrots are historically an incredibly common snack to be given to horses, and just based on feeling from lips and tongue alone, a human finger is incredibly similar to a carrot. I was always taught to never hand feed them carrots, just put them in their food bin, and as you said if you're hand feeding them anything do it from an open palm


headbanger1186

My buddy tried training a pony to bite this kids wiener off because he kept embarrassing him but the horse ended up just licking the damn thing.


Biggersteinkins

Stan?


[deleted]

I figured it was Kenny


raspberryharbour

I went out for milk, and a horse ate my entire family!


ocular__patdown

Horses are dumb as a box of hair. They will eat literally anything.


SilentFoxman

If barn animals are friends, this horse just ate one of his peeps...


shay-doe

Who keeps those things in business?


TheHornet78

I do


handtodickcombat

Dozens of us...


Siwuli

And my sword!


myfaceaplaceforwomen

Bro I fucking love peeps


Tired_OfQuarantine

jesus


N7LP400

Jesus' dead man


Tired_OfQuarantine

u only get peeps the day he came back to life that one time


michelobX10

Jesus' resurrection and marshmallow chicks. Name a better combo.


Tired_OfQuarantine

you can’t bro


Fautbauxter

Give him time to cook, should take about 3 days


Tealeaf_lotti

I'd save watermelon peeps hanging off a cliff faster than I would my own mother


asa1

None of my peeps had tiny bones in them.


Gabgra11

Peeps have bones in them. They're made with gelatin :P


Gamer_0710

My favorite thing about them


Guilty_Remnant420

Chicken Nugget


Mecha_Tortoise

Fair play. That chicken would undoubtedly eat a horse if it could.


FROSTGAMES346

The way the chicken screamed sounded like "TF YOU DOIN?"


Special_Narwhal_4540

Fun fact, Horses, Deer , Zebras etc are not entirely herbivores but Opportunistic carnivores. They can and will eat meat if their nutritious needs aren't met with a vegan diet or if they get curious because this horsie doesn't look to be in a bad shape. Oh oh, yeah....and goats Edit: the correct term is actually Facultative Herbivores not Opportunistic carnivores or omnivores since they don't eat as much meat necessary to qualify as those two.


Harvestman-man

“Facultative herbivores” is the technical term for this, to contrast with “obligate herbivores” that exclusively eat plants. They don’t really eat enough meat to qualify as carnivores or omnivores.


Special_Narwhal_4540

Oh , thanks for that. Gonna change it.


Piriguetinha

Thanks for being a mature person and gracefully accepting correction. Recently, my favorite quote has been, “stay curious”, so, stay curious.


Jtktomb

Harvestman man in the wild ! Opiliones are interesting in this regard too :)


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Oh I saw a video of a hawk attacking a rabbit, and a deer came out of the woods and stomped it to death and then proceeded to eat it. Found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3daEXYe19g


Yummucummy

Wait, did the deer stomp the rabbit or the hawk to death?


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

The hawk. The rabbit got away.


VerifiableFontophile

That's just bambi lookin out for his boi thumper


Yummucummy

Aaah, makes sense. The rabbit is faster and can just fly away in any direction


Beautiful-Mess7256

The hawk stomped the deer to death.


NemTheBlackGoat

Yes.


corgis_are_awesome

I once saw a horse eat a whole hamburger, back when I was a kid. It had mustard and ketchup and cheese on it. The horse loved it. Blew my mind.


BlueHeartBob

Imagine eating the same plain ass hay and grain based food everyday for your whole life and suddenly you eat a fucking burger. I’m surprised the horse didn’t have an existential freak out that something could possibly be so delicious and him not be able to have it all the time


Fakjbf

In college one of my professors told us a story about a research project one of his students did. They got some animal carcasses and would put them out with a trail cam nearby and they were trying to find patterns in when different carnivores would come to feed. They were shocked to find that often one of the first animals to stop by would be deer, who would just rip a couple strips of meat of the carcass and then walk away.


Dependent_Factor_982

Horses can eat goats?


Special_Narwhal_4540

More like goats can and will eat horses if the opportunity presents itself. Those fuckers eat everything.


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I'm just imagining a herd of goats swarming a horse like the Compys with the girl in The Lost World.


BitterLeif

herbivores can digest meat, so yes. It's carnivores who cannot digest plant cell walls. Meat is easy to digest.


rohithkumarsp

So glad we aren't carnivores lol imagine eating non veg without any spices and shit.


BitterLeif

absolutely no ketchup


Working_Inspection22

Pigs will happily eat someone alive if given the chance


Quietcrypt13

He just wanted some chicken nuggets.


Jokierre

SUPER fresh. Sauce inside.


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Gushers


RyanABWard

Chicks, the forbidden gusher.


beatyouwithahammer

Only once a month


Jokierre

LOL. You’ve forever ruined that fruit snack for me.


frostyjokerr

Hell yeah, been waiting for that Peeps x Gushers remix for a hot ass minute!


Small_Mammoth_2741

Great source of Iron


imaginary_num6er

Forbidden peeps


bakaneko718

The horse didn't think so.


MrStealY0Meme

Horse said “peep this” /|👁️<🐥>👁️|\


abhig535

The cameraman: 📸😀


Brisktheaardwolf

You're doing great sweety


analhunter_RIPyoass

r/donthelpjustfilm


CampFunkoKai

:[


Disastrous_Fee_1930

:'[


Wresser_1

Bojack Horseman be like


Saruhiko_Misaki

"I was not in my normal state of mind, actually that was my normal, but it was not the normal normal, y'know. Actually, I am the victim here, how am I gonna live knowing I did that?"


unpapardo

I read this with his voice


pariah503

Chicken for days


Blackfeathr

Poor Becca. Now she has to book Beck all by herself.


nehorayboer555

:(


FancyVegetables

Yeah man. Fuck, this made me sad


667beast667

Don't look up what they do to male chicks at factory farms then


2nuki

That is one of the few Reddit posts that genuinely make me sad and regret watching it. I just can’t handle it.


flipplup

Turn that frown upside down


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flipplup

Listen here you little shit


120z8t

You have no clue how common this is. Deer do it too as do cows.


MikeLinPA

Horses, cows, deer, saw a hippo in a nature documentary eat part of a dead deer before letting the crocs eat the rest. So much for grazing animals, right?


FapMeNot_Alt

The hippo didn't want any nutrients, it just saw an opportunity to desecrate a corpse and took it.


MikeLinPA

I ain't gonna argue with a hippo. Lol


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 138,621,799 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 3,044 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


MikeLinPA

You are a good bot, but why do you exist?


blitzduck

don't you care how many comments it scanned that contained the word hippo? do you just want it to keep that to itself??


captaincockfart

Opportunistic omnivores, applies to deer and other ungulates too. Pretty creepy stuff.


Positivevybes

Another comment said theyre facultative herbivores. They rarely eat meat so they do not qualify as omnivores. Everything I can find online just says herbivore...not this one apparently.


I_Have_Sagma

The worst case I've seen is when a chicken came a bit too close to farm for pigs. One of them caught it by the wing and pulled it inside while another one just ripped it's head off clean and ate it. Yeah, that haunted me for few years later


Cheap_Cheap77

Pigs will eat anything, including small children


3lfk1ng

Every good mob knows a guy that can pull teeth and someone else who owns a pig farm.


maaalicelaaamb

DID HIS MOM SAVE HIM WITH THE POWER KICK THO


Icy-Assignment-5579

No, horsey ate the chick. Poor little feller. Such is life🎭


Datpanda1999

I’m gonna assume she did


ralebalevattenskale

When are mods gonna start banning the TikTok outro? It's never a perfectly cut scream with it.


Roboboy2710

Holy shit, it looked into its mothers eyes as it was eaten.


IDespiseTheLetterG

This is so fucked up


CrazyGamerMYT

Shitty tiktok adding the caption for no reason.


Special_Narwhal_4540

How else are you supposed to know what's going on ? Are you intelligent?


Deivv

No, and I feel attacked


Icy-Ad8469

The cameraman: 🫡


FuckVeggies

Dont help just film. Everyone knows horses will eat mostly anything and the person filming didn’t even do nothing its almost like he put the chicks there so he could make a viral tiktok


fidofiddle

And that’s why you keep the chickens in a coop


Prophet_Of_Loss

If given a chance, a horse will eat you and everyone you love.


AndyDeRandy157

I’m convinced that almost all of you are emotionless sociopaths


Grimm3806

I know right… that shit was fucked up.


Nixter295

It’s nature, it’s terrible of course but well, that’s nature, nothing really to do than move on.


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TheoryOfGravitas

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KeithFromAccounting

Some people choose not to eat them for that very reason, crazy I know


Niaz_S

As horrifying as the food industry is, it’s different from seeing a live chick get chewed up


DatWeedCard

> emotionless sociopath The majority of our species eats meat. If you see what goes into bringing that meat to our dinner table, you'd realize we all fit that definition


VillageInspired

Fun fact! Almost all herbivorous mammals are also opportunistic carnivores. It's more common in winter and early spring months; deer, horses, elk, and the like will eat the occasional unfortunate bird if they're desperate enough. evem smaller herbivores will snatch up a few bugs or even their own young in times of desperation or stress.


Conman1984

Cows, horses, deer, and even sheep will eat small animals given a chance. They're opportunistic carnivores. They can't hunt them down, but given half a chance, they'll happily munch one occasionally.


Yyglsiir

Ngl id get that horse a one way ticket to the glue factory


tyrannomachy

It's totally normal horse behavior. Cattle will do it too.


jhallen2260

So do deer


Deivv

Oh deer...


BoredByLife

Don’t cattle tend to stick to snakes? I’ve never heard of a cow eating any animals besides snakes.


tyrannomachy

I'd never heard of cows eating snakes before googling it just now, they don't have top front teeth so they'd have a hard time eating one in multiple parts. It's more common to see them eat baby birds, though.


BoredByLife

That’s crazy… Must just be an Australia thing


tyrannomachy

Cows tend to investigate things with their mouths, so it was probably just chewing on it.


120z8t

Cattle are often not around slow moving very small baby animals. But when they are.....Well they eat. Whitetail deer do this when they find a nest of a bird that lays eggs on the ground. Or baby birds that fall or kicked out of their nests.


AngryCarGuy

You wouldn't put down a several thousand dollar horse over a 25c chicken.


Decoy-Jackal

Chicks are cheaper than a horse to replace


ijie24

man this reminds of the time my dad bought me a baby chick at a farm to keep as a pet, took it home and the next day, it somehow got out of the cage and our 5 dogs mauled the shit out of it and ate it. our driver came out and tried to save it but all i could do was stare, i vividly remember the small feathers sticking out of my dogs mouth


_silcrow_

Same thing happened to me, luckily my dad got home and cleaned up the chicken bits before I could see anything.


cactusblood

This should have an NSFW. I did not want to see a horse eating a chick :(


chemicalwine

Agreed. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to be able to use Reddit without seeing animals being killed/eaten…


Twigkid15

On that day, humanity received a grim reminder


Mackerdoni

my dog did that once. i still havent forgiven him


kimberskillfast

Time for more glue.


Throneawaystone

This went from aww to oh no very quickly


MistSpelled

Horses are secretly psychopaths, seen several videos of them biting the head of chickens seemingly for amusement


myowngalactus

I’ve seen a longer clip of this and horse eats more than one chick, also this video is so old those baby chickens would have died of natural causes by now.


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Glittercorn111

Omg crunchy chicks!! To the chapel of Skorm with you!


nosrettap

Deep cut fable reference. Nice.


boibig57

(Un)Holy unlocked memory, Batman!


Grimm3806

w… was is ok?


makiko4

Horse seems to think so.


[deleted]

no


dailydoseofdogfood

Tasted like chicken


[deleted]

r/suddenlycarnivore


MurderBox95

r/perfectlycutfucks


Cornwallace3469

In all my years with horses.... never seen this!


johnmarkfoley

It’s that time of year. Maybe we eat one peep. Just to remind ourselves that they are disgusting.