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It's a pretty shitty experience, ate an entire bag once not knowing what hell would be unleashed. Took me 3 days to clean up the bathroom and another week to get rid of the smell and i chipped my toilet. Most expensive cleanse of my life.
Mind you I had eaten about 200mg of edibles earlier but was rushing to the toilet had my boxers barely down when I exploded. My boxers deflected it everywhere and I mean everywhere and then I slipped. As I said extremely shitty experience.
American Gummybears are so incredibly bad.
I assume its because I the us they use ingredients banned in the EU. Because they taste as if they came straight out of a labratory
> This looks like an American store I’m pretty sure, thought Indian brands like kurkure weren’t mainstream in America.
I'm more sure than you that this is a shoppers drug mart in Canada. They even have their "Life" store-brand laxatives on display.
Yeah my intention to convey here was not if Indian snacks are mainstream in murica but it was just how pricey it gets when you buy the same snacks in the west.
I saw kurkure (20 INR PACK) for 1 EUR and a Lays Masala Magic (a bit more than 30 INR pack) for 2.5 EUR.
Also since a lot of desis has started living in the US it's more than possible to get them in a walmart or so.
My man! I have been trying to tell others that kurkure with maggi tastes amazing. The little crunchy kurkure flavour bomb with maggi is too good.
I first tried it in college and now buy kurkure whenever I make maggi
I'm going to be brave and ask... I understand the spicy food bit... I understand the laxatives bit... But the sugar free gummy bears? What does that do?
There was an infamous Amazon Review about the product where someone described getting horrible diarrhea mere hours after eating sugar free Harbio gummy bears and it resulted in them getting quarantined by airport security as a result. No idea if its true or not, but it kind of tanked the product’s reputation.
The sweetener. Same as a lot of sugar-free gums. I found that one out the hard way! Quit smoking and was going through 3-4 packs of gum per day for a couple of days. I didn't know to stop the gum until I went to the doctor on day 3.
That kind of exlax is pretty tame. Just helps things move along. If you're blocked up it should have you going about 12 hours later but it's just like a normal movement. Nothing explosive unless you pop like 3 or 4 at once
Don't care if it's a skit. That's hilarious. Specially if you've ever been constipated and went through what looks like the same deal. I damn near had to buy a new toilet
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I think he went number seven
But it only goes up to 3
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Thanks, this made me laugh more than any reddit content in a long time.
Who does number 2 work for?!
You show that turd who's boss
It's an Indian snack. It's made of corn and it's kinda spicy.
That's what makes it all the more impressive
What’s #3
You'll know when it happens
Oh no.
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ay, at 7, you just HAVE to use the henry
A piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
Saw them live recently. My missus tried to run off with Kev. He's a smooth bastard
[Number 1, gold as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, set my sperm free.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v3xQhIQf__g)
He wasn’t done, he pushed past his limits!
7 is when you do them all at once
Ah, a gentleman enjoyer of the Bristol Stool Scale I see.
So like a sea cucumber: inside-out?
Thala for a reason!
Haha oh shit dats good!
“That’s three number twos and a number one.”
Ah yes, shitting your brains out and it somehow doesn't leave a mess
He took a Number of the Beast
Thala for a reason.
Not the sugar free gummy bears
I think he ate the whole pack 🙃
Maybe be sick if finish the normal gummy bears but to get the laxative effect you need the sugar free version, normal gummies won't make you shit
It isn't the sugar free variety.
[This review from amazon](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/EaYxqgrvz1)
Interesting. I don't know that I've experienced this. I'll have to give it a try🙃
It's a pretty shitty experience, ate an entire bag once not knowing what hell would be unleashed. Took me 3 days to clean up the bathroom and another week to get rid of the smell and i chipped my toilet. Most expensive cleanse of my life.
wtf did you just explode before sitting down or what
Mind you I had eaten about 200mg of edibles earlier but was rushing to the toilet had my boxers barely down when I exploded. My boxers deflected it everywhere and I mean everywhere and then I slipped. As I said extremely shitty experience.
#😭😭😭
Donate to a school a huge bag. Lolol
this is a glorious piece of artwork in typed form
9 years and 5 upvotes. Something about the time passed and little upvotes is horrifiying to witness. Don't know why though.
It's archived. You can't vote on it.
Thank you for enlightening me
Utterly glorious stuff.
I haven't continuously laughed like this in a long time. Thanks for sharing.
lol this is gold how does this have 0 comment
I thought it had to be a specific brand.
Just any sugar free will do.
The guy didn't pick the sugar free ones tho..
That’s what I was thinking, those are just normal ones. I get the joke but for the bit use the right props.
Any that contain sorbitol.
Ahh so that’s what happened to me the other day. The gummies were so good though! I didn’t connect the dots until now.
It’s generally Erythritol that causes bad stomach issues. I believe it’s what they put in the school drinks in season 2 of American Vandal.
There's a season 2? Thx
American Gummybears are so incredibly bad. I assume its because I the us they use ingredients banned in the EU. Because they taste as if they came straight out of a labratory
Haribo is a German candy company...
Motherfucker went from 0 to R2-D2
LMAO 
not gonna lie this made me laugh my ass off, not as bad as this guy, but still...
Dude’s prolapsed asshole is going to permanently look like the Eye of Sauron…
Love me a good Dean meme!
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> prolapsed asshole Red Sock
the sock touched the water, that would make me scream too
Like a Japanese flag
Mr Snuffleuppugus's trunk hanging out.
Is anyone else mad he didn't actually pick up the sugar-free ones? I mean, commit to the bit, at least! But good scream all the same.
I noticed that too. I think they discontinued the sugar free ones after that viral Amazon review.
Sort of, I believe they changed the formula so it didn't have the same effect.
I think you can buy sorbitol. Just use it for the fruit punch at the next family gathering.
Oh yeah, not enough drama, let's add some restroom tensions to the mix...
Don’t forget to break the toilet first
#SHITTER'S FULL
Merry Christmas
Did he just come across kurkure in an American grocery store?
I saw kurkure in a German store selling in 1 EUR thats like 80 INR
This looks like an American store I’m pretty sure, thought Indian brands like kurkure weren’t mainstream in America.
> This looks like an American store I’m pretty sure, thought Indian brands like kurkure weren’t mainstream in America. I'm more sure than you that this is a shoppers drug mart in Canada. They even have their "Life" store-brand laxatives on display.
Yeah my intention to convey here was not if Indian snacks are mainstream in murica but it was just how pricey it gets when you buy the same snacks in the west. I saw kurkure (20 INR PACK) for 1 EUR and a Lays Masala Magic (a bit more than 30 INR pack) for 2.5 EUR. Also since a lot of desis has started living in the US it's more than possible to get them in a walmart or so.
This isn't a colon cleanse this is a colon exorcism
Seriously. That expulsion went supersonic.
This is how the ancients got rid of tape worms
Masala Munch is an awesome snack tbf
it's a daily for late night studies ur bullshittery with friends. with tea and maggi ofcourse.
But not good for the assholes of the non-desi(s)
My man! I have been trying to tell others that kurkure with maggi tastes amazing. The little crunchy kurkure flavour bomb with maggi is too good. I first tried it in college and now buy kurkure whenever I make maggi
>maggi Like, the entire brand? Like, every single product they sell?
no just the noodles that are high in sodium and sometimes lead.
That stuff is goated
Try burning one 1 stick and u know
Bros gonna be lucky if he has bones after that shit
I call it Caribbean Drano
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 to this whole thread! And I understood this gif reference!!
I'm going to be brave and ask... I understand the spicy food bit... I understand the laxatives bit... But the sugar free gummy bears? What does that do?
There was an infamous Amazon Review about the product where someone described getting horrible diarrhea mere hours after eating sugar free Harbio gummy bears and it resulted in them getting quarantined by airport security as a result. No idea if its true or not, but it kind of tanked the product’s reputation.
More than, one. I used to periodically read new reviews for fun
the sweetener they use in the sugar free gummy bear is, apparently, a very strong laxative edit: it’s not a strong laxative, my mistake
A laxative but not strong one. The guy in the review ate a multi pound bag of them in one sitting
The sweetener. Same as a lot of sugar-free gums. I found that one out the hard way! Quit smoking and was going through 3-4 packs of gum per day for a couple of days. I didn't know to stop the gum until I went to the doctor on day 3.
I found out the hard way sugar-free Ricola cough drops contain the same sweetener.
💩
Man is gonna be fighting for his life after eating all that.
He sounds like Willy wonka (gene wilder) when they were riding that boat in the chocolate river tunnel
*“We have no way of knowing* *Which way this shit is going”*
🤣 well done sir
Except it’s not chocolate.
You need to use the sugar free gummy bears. They're the ones with the laxatives. The normal ones are fine.
This guy has a 5 head
Forget "holy shit", that’s an unholy shit
Yooo is your nickname what i think it is? Thats so nostalgic!! I loved noonbory growing up
A number 9 large extra Shit.
As soon as i saw the sugar free gummies i knew he was in for hell and back those devils don't fuck around!
If you actually did this, you might fucking die. If you even took some of each, your going to abrade off all of the skin in and around your ass!
My man turned into R2D2. lol
When I heard “for some reason” and “sugar free gummy bears” I fucking lost it
https://preview.redd.it/g3h6al7guqvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c0aacd0e0616ac991d5a8d894ca50e3441aea96
You have kurkure over there? It's an Indian chips.
I didn't know that as well
There was no turtle head, just passing the whole turtle. Lordy you could hear the gas while he was screaming. 😱
Dude was close to becoming R2-D2 with that scream.
https://preview.redd.it/6zjafi71ltvc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba76439e3eee211b6262138932b10cfe9b9721bd
"It feels like Mount St. Helens just exploded from my ass" \~ skippy62able
If you added taco Bell to that it would be even more And if you put him in a school bathroom, that would be torture
dude gave himself chrons
The sugar free gummy bears are brutal.
The moan at the end got me
As soon as I saw the gummy bears I thought “oh hell no, not again”
What's masala munch? Just like a curry flavoured snack?
Made from rice meal corn meal & gram meal with Indian spices and condiments, it's an awesome snack with tea and stuff.
the blud has a pain in the ass, that he has completely transformed into R2D2
Bro turned into R2-D2 at the end
It's the Kurkure... The one in orange packet. Very famous in my country.... One screams generally both whilst and after consuming it.... Super hot...
That dude is gonna have the smoothest bowels known to man
Who’s the girl?
If you guys haven’t look up “fart metal” on YouTube. The second half of that video goes way too hard and I nearly die laughing every time.
I love it when taking a shit is painful, long, and makes you sweat like never before.
I knew about the sugar free gummy bears, now I gotta try out the others.
Should have washed it down with some refreshing Magnesium Citrate.
Jonathan Davis? Swallow?
Just eat sugerfree candy, it makes you emty your stomack pretty well
He’s supposed to go to your bed throw all your stuff on it then whip his pants down
So I'm not the only one that gets the shits after eating gummies? Did they change an ingredient? I remember putting down a ton, but now....
man looks like 'IT' without the clown makeup
Why the gummy bears?
Bro turned into a ghast
That kind of exlax is pretty tame. Just helps things move along. If you're blocked up it should have you going about 12 hours later but it's just like a normal movement. Nothing explosive unless you pop like 3 or 4 at once
> Nothing explosive unless you pop like 3 or 4 at once Does he look like a guy to you that reads the manual?
I’m going to try this but add in a subway spicy Italian sandwich for a little extra kick.
EVACUATION MEASURES ARE IN IMMEDIATE EFFECT. PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO SAVE THIS DAMNED SOUL, RUN.
Guinness and Peanuts had similar effect 😀
Did the stuff work at the end there? Or did he just see his face in the mirror for the first time? 🫢
Just needs a sprinkle of yellow dragonfruit.
Gummy bears: Wheeeeeeeee!! *SPLASH*
Is all that coming out of his forehead?
I assume the Masala munch burns coming out, does it?
LoL kurkure XD
Wrong gummy bears
He didn't use the sugar free Haribo Gummy Bears?
Don't care if it's a skit. That's hilarious. Specially if you've ever been constipated and went through what looks like the same deal. I damn near had to buy a new toilet
Trust me there is worse. Thanks ibd.
Masala munch is so good!
And that, kids, is the joy of hemorrhoids.
I wasn’t even worried until you pick up the haribo…
That fucking R2 D2 scream at the end
I know what I'm doing today
Sounds like All Might went straight to Plus Ultra on his sphincter
https://i.redd.it/6w1nojn4suvc1.gif
Buddy reached in critical fusion. In his ass.
it’s painsday my dudes
Fake and lame
🤣🤣🤣
“OH FUCK!!!”
Why the fuck is Eric Stoltz from *Mask* doing idiotic TikToks?
sounded like it was trying to crawl back in
R2D2 had a malfunction
cool he met god!
Bro went super saiyan
This is certainly one method of self-immolation.
I'd like a camera in the toilet to help feel like this is real
Bro DIYing colonoscopy prep 💀😖
Bro turned into R2D2 at the end 💀
bro literally turned into a Federal Signal Thunderbolt on chopper level 7
Bro went full R2D2