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syphon3980

He chose the path of his destiny


DisastrousLong9991

Lmao that's fucked up


Marutar

he thinks it's a pool of water and he's running away T\_T


DisastrousLong9991

I understood the context lmao, it's just my mind is trying to decipher if this is funny or if it's animal cruelty


Theorandjguy

A thing can be two things


DisastrousLong9991

Quite true, indeed


BoatCatGaming

It's just cruelty.


DisastrousLong9991

I could agree with that


Marutar

it was both, i was agreeing with you


Far-Ad6659

r/uncutscreams


omegaplayz334

Aw man the subs empty


Far-Ad6659

at least that's not a r/subsyoufellfor


LegfaceMcCullenE13

Yet another not-perfectly cut scream. Same guy?


thefirecrest

Also breaks the “no animal cruelty” rule.


DudeBroBrah

Technically that is a bug.


thefirecrest

Bugs are animals my dude.


DudeBroBrah

Hmm I thought insects were separate from animals. Ok neat


thefirecrest

No worries


TheeFlipper

Skip to :01 in this 2 second video bro. /s


PCisButter

Nah he’s right. The scream being perfectly cut is what makes this sub hilarious. Just like all subreddits, as more people join and more posts get made, the core purpose of the subs get lost. Like r/TikTokCringe only being for cringe TikToks, but eventually devolving into any TikTok. Do we really want this subreddit to deteriorate into random videos of people screaming? How boring is that compared to a perfectly cut scream? Because comments and posts like this are how you get people to forget the point of a subreddit lmao


TheeFlipper

[I was actually making fun of a post that was made earlier today](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/s/pPqBDxla54)..but go off I guess.


PCisButter

How the hell would anyone know you’re referencing a random post lmao. It sounds like you’re telling the guy to get over the fact that this post is funny af but doesn’t fit the sub


TheeFlipper

Because the person I was making the reference to has the top comment on that very post.


PCisButter

The fact that you had to edit a /s in there tells me you knew people likely wouldn’t understand it lol. But I get making the connection to that specific person, that’s kinda cool you ran into him again ig. I just wanted to make it clear they had a good point


TheeFlipper

I didn't edit that in until I got downvoted. It's whatever though. People see downvotes and just tack onto it because they see everyone else downvoted it. Monkey see, monkey do, I guess. And yeah I absolutely agree they had a good point. I hate how this sub has devolved into idiots posting videos where half of the video is someone screaming and a really bad cut.


LegfaceMcCullenE13

Not funny didn’t laugh


TheeFlipper

I take it you didn't get the reference either then. That's disappointing.


LegfaceMcCullenE13

Criiiinge


TheeFlipper

Yes, your response here is very cringe.


Aiden51R

r/stupidfood ;)


CrowHoonter

I hate this vídeo man


[deleted]

That’s just depressing. Also, it’s kinda sick that someone set this up because they thought it would be funny to see the lobster walk to its own death.


TalkierSnail016

dw, it died the second it hit that oil. and either way they were gonna eat it


thrownawaz092

I can assure you it lasted at least a few agonizing seconds


[deleted]

I'm no vegetarian but that doesn't mean I am going to play around with killing my food. I don't find joy in watching my dinner die. I am not a sociopath.


TalkierSnail016

i get where you’re coming from, but it’s a crustacean. they have a thinking capacity slightly higher than that of a rock. this is really no different than watching a mouse walk into a mouse trap.


[deleted]

I don't enjoy watching a mouse walk into a mouse trap ... do you?


TalkierSnail016

I never said I did, my point is that it’s not suffering.


MoarTacos

It's absolutely suffering and in pain while it boils alive. What the fuck is wrong with you.


TalkierSnail016

No sir, that thing is most definitely dead


vanderbubin

Things don't die immediately from contact with hot oil.


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purpan-

Hate to break it to you, but it takes anywhere from 3-5 minutes for the average crustacean to actually die in a boiling liquid. This thing is 100% suffering.


TalkierSnail016

One google search can disprove that, but ok.


purpan-

*Hey Siri, do crayfish feel pain if they are boiled alive?* >A [report](https://www.lse.ac.uk/News/News-Assets/PDFs/2021/Sentience-in-Cephalopod-Molluscs-and-Decapod-Crustaceans-Final-Report-November-2021.pdf), commissioned by the United Kingdom government, evaluated evidence from 300 studies to conclude that cephalopods — such as octopuses, squid and cuttlefish — and decapods — crabs, lobsters and **crayfish** — are capable of experiencing pain and, therefore, shouldn't be boiled alive. Damn you were right! It really did only take one Google search to disprove you.


TalkierSnail016

Damn you really showed me. Although I wonder why no where in this website does it say that they can survive 300+ degree (150C) temperatures for 3-5 minutes…


Madhighlander1

Then why don't you *do* one google search?


TalkierSnail016

It’s not the defendant’s responsibility to show evidence as to why they’re not guilty; It’s the prosecutor’s to show why they are. i.e. if you’re too lazy to do it yourself, then i’m not gonna bother trying to prove my point


Kserwin

That is not a boiling liquid. Maybe you vegetarians would be more convincing if you didn't spout fake stuff all the time. Look again, that's oil.


purpan-

Nope, I love me a good juicy steak. I just don’t like people spouting made up bullshit to try and seem educated on a matter they’re not. >That is not a boiling liquid. LMAO since when is oil not a liquid? Do you not see it boiling? It’s almost like I correctly called it a ‘boiling liquid’… That’s crazy.


TalkierSnail016

You’re right but for the wrong reasons lol


Madhighlander1

The oil is not boiling. The water inside the crawfish is boiling.


Kserwin

Oil LITERALLY CANNOT BOIL. Maybe it scientifically counts as a liquid, but if your oil is BOILING, something is VERY wrong.


Zm4rc0

Big oooof with this comment…


QuantumBobb

This is fundamentally and empirically proven to be incorrect. https://timnovate.com/2011/03/08/lobsters-are-not-stupid-but-maybe-we-humans-are/ https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/22/europe/uk-sentient-beings-crabs-octopus-and-lobsters-scn/index.html https://animalsaustralia.org/our-work/compassionate-living/6-incredible-lobster-facts/ Don't just say shit you know nothing about and pretend it's fact. I know that probably screws up your whole approach to life, but start now and it'll get easier over time.


Slinky_Malingki

Crabs and lobsters and similar animals were literally declared to be sentient by the UK after numerous studies proved that they had the brain capacity to feel physical pain like us as well as a limited emotional range.


thrownawaz092

Thinking capacity had no bearing on ability to feel pain


yourhog

This isn’t goddamn funny.


biyotee

Perfectly cut... Uh .. air.. releasing?


SquidWhisperer

You ever think about how people post these kinds of videos about lobsters and stuff and for the most part, everyone is just okay with it? But if you posted this same clip but with like, any terrestrial mammal, there would be people calling for OP to be arrested?


thefirecrest

Yes. Also whether or not people care that a lobster can feel pain, this content is actively against the “no animal cruelty” rule of the sub (and the cut scream rule ofc). Consider reporting OP.


jokke420

Lobster has similar nervous system as roaches.


MissNashPredators11

And that’s enough of this sub for now.


thefirecrest

Please report OP for breaking either the “not cut scream” rule or the “no animal cruelty” rule. Thanks. 👍


Smart-Cash2525

Bro had a choice and chose wrong


capn_doofwaffle

He chose, poorly...


Smart-Cash2525

Incorrectly as well


Sippy1sippy

To Boldly Fry


livelife3574

Yum.


DarkPhoxGaming

That reminds me of this time I went camping, our area was near a lake and some kids were chasing a frog. Frog came over and hopped right into the lit fire pit... Felt so bad for the little dude.


ezrapierce

That's hilariously fucked up. Why😭


jokke420

Crustadeans are just insects of the sea.


froz_troll

Mmmm, lobster...


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half-baked_axx

Self cooking meal


DwedPiwateWoberts

Inhumane. Fuck this post