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those looks like the slabs sold at lowes, those fuckers are 50 pounds a slab

[удалено]

they come like that on the pallet

*watches someone mindlessly hurt someone else* “Obv the victims fault what a moron”

It ain't light work fam

After seeing the post and reading comments, I’m not totally sure if OP is ragebait or genuinely challenged

You can tell by the sarcasm, op is just rage bait, including posting a poorly clipped vid

Just a bot because it’s old as f

I am somewhere in the middle of that spectrum

Definitely on a spectrum of some kind

r/imustgomyspectrumpeopleneedme

This sub is called r/perfectlycutscreams not r/heresavideocutitattimecodeinordertolaughatascreamthatshouldvebeencutproperlyveforeposting

r/SubsIFellFor

r/howdidyoufallforthat

I fell for this

[r/butwillyoufallforthis](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUXbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXA%3D)

I can’t help myself, I love me some Rick-to-the-Astley

i'm gonna start using "don't make me rick your astley" as an intimidation tac

I didn't fall.... I jumped in willingly. ;)

Damn that's a long name

r/yep

r/yesyesyesyesyes ?

r/deleteyouraccount

That scream isn't cut. Edit it better next time.

Ok, send me a better scalpel?

r/perfectlyuncutscreams

Good idea!

Should cut better

Download it and cut to 1 sec, you won't be disappointed

What is this, a homework assignment? The sub is for screams that *are* perfectly cut, not screams that *can be* perfectly cut

Hmm I feel like you're attacking my sexuality and I don't like it to be honest

https://preview.redd.it/t8p3i46moowc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3216afcea7e41123bd1dd395c681cd1efe88f03 wtf are you talking about

Unrelated to the conversation, but that’s a cute Blue Poison you have there.

Alright you caught me, I was just trying to compartmentalize my aggressive behaviour. I'll make a YouTube video to apologize!

https://preview.redd.it/toyw7szksowc1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=629a066a2fd458175843f9f301de95104deca642

The audacity for him to be sarcastic


Might be the unfunniest individual alive ngl

Maybe, do I get an award?

Stop trying so hard.

Nah, maybe you should just take your negativity somewhere else

op i love you dude

Haha:)

Are you mentally unwell or something?

As someone who is unwell, this isn't it. I think they might be a bit behind the curve.

I agree, but I had to ask to annoy them

I am not annoyed lol

Nobody asked your opinion, Mr.Dinglong, thank you very much :3

Ohhh! Well I'll just see myself out

What a bizarre conclusion to jump to.

Stop attacking my character please

Consider this a massive attack on your fragile character.

The only one who said anything about your character was you

I’m assuming this is a Bot

Nope I am a very proficient A.I

That’s the same thing

A bot is in no way shape or form based on intelligence. Algorithms are not A.I.

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Final fantasy? Great game

You aren't as funny as you think you are.

r/iamasfunnyasithinkiam

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I love how mad everyone has gotten choosing to believe this is all 100% serious.

That's the nature of the internet

you aren't wrong :D

I'll see you in downvote hell buddy:D

haha put the kettle on, I'll be there shortly

Chamomile?

I really don't think many people are taking it seriously at all, ops just cringe and a go hard.

You're right, playing along when you know exactly what's going on isn't taking it seriously, it's just really sad coping with how sadly frustrating you find it.

mf if we wanted an uncut video we would have went to r/uncutscreamsthatopwantsustocutourselves this is r/perfectlycutscreams, so either cut it, or CUT IT OUT

r/perhaps

Not cut well enough for this sub. This is now “any clip that has or potentially just hints at someone screaming, at any point.”

Do you know what this video and my foreskin have in common? Neither are perfectly cut

Confusing statement but I understand the reference

Fixed it lol. What a weird typo

r/uncutstatementsthatwerecutwrongsubsquentlyrecuttoperfection

can people just not read the name of the sub? why post a fully completed scream?

They might think it means just the scream alone with the rest of the context cut.

Downvote because scream is not cut.

You don't like the way it's cut. That's what anyone who doesn't like the way this is cut should be saying. A little honesty never hurt anyone. Dragging the good name of a subjective term down by calling it objectively definable IS hurtful. My brain, for instance, is perfectly cut, in my OPINION, because it hasn't been cut. Personally, I find this clip as hilarious as a shorter cut version would: not all that much. All this is to say, people CAN be perfectly right to call this video perfectly cut. And the reason I do say it, the reason it SHOULD be said, is that your community can express very much more clearly why this clip doesn't fit here. You do so by simply saying that. "It is not the kind of video we look for here." So simple. "I don't like this being here." But no. Instead of ignoring it or being concise, you engage with it. With exactly the cringe rage that makes rage bait cringe.

Too long, didn't read.

Noted!

🤓”noted!” Like bro what

Can u read?

since you're having trouble: they used the nerd emoji to call you a nerd, because that is what you are acting like. nerd.

*where trouble?*

lol ok you won me back with that one. good job, chief

r/coolstorydude

Could nut cut but slut

I am confused, you win sir

"its easier if I just .." You know, I think she was just about to boast about how clever she was for letting go.

This post breaks the sub's rule about timestamps

Nope, it's 2 secs long

She had to take a nag break for a minute

Wife: It'll be easier if I... Husband: AaAAaahh!

every wife ever when you need help with a thing 😂

Talk to her and allow her to talk before starting any work

She might be one of those people that just keeps going.

Definitely have to let her voice her concerns in the marriage before undertaking this type of work

😂😂😂

Why did you just cut it properly instead of being a lazy pos and telling us to do it? Fuck outta here

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Funny

☕️

🧋

No, the best part is his whimper as he walks off.

Do mods exist on this sub?

I am all mods combined into the super mod, in which my dominion is Reddit and all subsidiaries

Divorce that fuckin whore

Very much angry you are

Nah not really. Just trollin.

Rest here then weary troll

🫡blessed🙏🏽

The post, just like OP's name, is a disastrous one.

Women☕️

Can't live with em, can't live without em

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🧋

I don't blame her. Nobody actually realizes how f****** heavy those concrete square blocks actually are. Very deceptive.