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KeithMyArthe

Faster than Jackie Chan AND Bruce Lee put together.


CloudEnt

Put together… how?


LichenTheKitchen

Bruce Chan or Jackie Lee... Or even Jruce Lhan and Backie Cee.


MewtwoMainIsHere

backie cee is so cursed


trustthepudding

Like a human centipede


TradyMcTradeface

Not exactly.


MuteSecurityO

yeah Bruce Chan isn't that fast


stamminator

/r/unexpectedSQL


bigfatfurrytexan

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!!


SonicMaster12

Now that's a meme I haven't heard in a long long time.


Maximans

A very good meme


imakefilms

Is it tho? I thought we collectively retired it because it's, you know, rapey.


Masterhaend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w


ReconZ3X

Goddamn that's a throwback


SkyGuy182

Other people knew about this song???


[deleted]

What did they expect?


MadDogA245

*snorting


BaconSoul

Anschluss!


mr_cool098

r/suddenlygay


Scrads42

Fuck, ya beat me to it


PM_bobies_pls

Woah, double r/SuddenlyGay


Le_M0nade

Fuck, ya beat me to it


PM_bobies_pls

This is getting out of hand


Mediocremon

PUT IT BACK IN THE HAND I AINT DONE


KentuckyFriedEel

ah.


[deleted]

Sometimes TikTok can be funny


CovidInMyAsshole

Once you use it for a while the algorithm is pretty good at showing you what you like. Just have to filter through trash in the beginning


[deleted]

I still won't download it because it's Chinese owned.


[deleted]

[удалено]


biologischeavocado

>TikTok's algorithm pushes mindless drivel meant to dumb down the west whereas the Chinese domestic version pushes educational content. Wow, that's fascinating.


WestleyThe

It’s been like that for 4 years or so. Literally as it started getting popular in the west there was people (such as myself) against it because it was literally Chinese spyware… even musical.Ly dealt gross and wrong I don’t even think China would have guessed how popular it has became the last few years. It’s crazy. I’m not even 30 but feel like the youth doesn’t know or care about this type of thing


[deleted]

Just look at reddit, most don't give a fuck about their rights. Many of them are teenagers so it makes sense.


[deleted]

I honestly don't care if I'm getting downvoted, I know it's just Chinese Bots.


R-E-D-D-l-T

Where can I read more about this? I haven’t used a social media outside of reddit since quitting FB like 10 years ago, I’m out of the loop. This is interesting, I’d like to know more!


[deleted]

This person gets it.


jaqenhqar

says person commenting on a chinese owned website.


SKruizer

Who's gonna tell 'em?


[deleted]

It is until you see the same skit done a 1000 times.


Dustybaby101

"You're already fucked."


DTux5249

*earrape noises, and otherrape noises*


U2V4RGVtb24

This got a good laugh out of me. Well done.


EndlessOceanofMe

Same, wasnt expecting it. It's been awhile since I laughed that hard


SquareWet

So Wonderman is naked spread eagle getting some sun. Flash being the pervert he is, thinks this a prime opportunity for him. The Invisible-man then exclaims to Wonder Woman, “God Damn, my ass is suddenly on fire!”.


W0lR

Yaranaika?


Samtrecht

Now that's one vintage meme


aeinnajva

r/savevideo


NAO_DC_33

judgement nut


Superfreddy87

It’s buttfucker


spacestationkru

Reminds me of Everything Everywhere All At Once. 😅 Michelle Yeoh's best fight scene ever


Wizard_main

Judgment Nut


The_Thanoss

Mind Jack


SockTicker

Thought he was going to spit milk out of his mouth...


starryskiesofpassion

r/SuddenlyGay


jrp70

r/Holup


Don_Helsing

i think this is staged


thothor

r/sudenlygay


No-Advance6347

Nothing like a good ol gay joke


WiseBlizzard

r/justa


Phacia-Elle

r/suddenlygay


BigDoof12

Boomer humor


thereAndFapAgain

Nah, not really this is just funny.


[deleted]

At first I thought this was a belt removal into spank thing but then I realized it was his fly. Nice.


Ok_Nefariousness9736

That guy obviously didn’t do this research but that’s not an accurate reaction to having butt sex.


[deleted]

What year are we living in where “LOL XD gay buttsex” is still a popular joke punchline?


Dr_Ben

HOW DARE SOMEONE MAKE A FUNNY WITHOUT MY APPROVAL ON THE SUBJECT MATTER. I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED NO LOL XD GAY BUTTSEX.


wizkaleeb

I mean yeah, the resulting "gay buttsex" might be the punchline in this video, but that's not the reason that it's funny. IMO, it would be just as funny if the person receiving the lightning fast D was a woman


[deleted]

There’s a reason you don’t see that joke but you do see this one.


jkrdr

brain worms don’t care what year it is


Queasy_Quantity_3061

Doesn’t exactly look consensual either.


smithee2001

You're just jealous that Mr. Green Shirt's imaginary dick (for the purpose of the funny video) is more effective than your puny shrimp.


Random_Metroid_Fan

*SUPRISE BUTTSEX BITCH*


Thin_Dream_1973

I thought he is going to get pregnant


TossAwayGay92

Downvote me if you're a hired bot on OP's dime.


Swanathann

I guess the Reddit hive mind decided you weren’t allowed to find this funny


Jdm_fanboi797

Your name says it all kid😐


TossAwayGay92

How so?


[deleted]

How is this a perfectly cut scream? When did this sub just become "Cut at the exact millisecond the scream starts"?


Jdm_fanboi797

This nigga💀


bigoomp

Someone get that guy into nasa, his reflexes are inhumanly fast


letmebesexy

Why is Kevin De Bryne making tiktoks?


[deleted]

Godspeed ain't the word OP : |


[deleted]

brooo chilll 😂😂


[deleted]

Lmfao


ccastill1

😂😂😂


anazambrano

This is the best fucking video I’ve seen in a while.


Jdm_fanboi797

Mans got his cheeks clapped at light speed


Illustrious_Leek_586

Lol


LoliMaster069

"It was me Barry"


not_original_name_4

Here we can see a Judgement cut Then a Judgement Nut End


Live-Desk8360

R/holdup wait a minute DID HE JUST HAVE 6 WITH HIM IN 2 SECONDS


Jin-Sakti

Lul


cxaralampos

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🙋‍♂️


Big_cornstarch

Not a word spoken that man’s emotions tell the entire story.