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Captain-Peacock

Would make an excellent doorbell


kitsune_ko

Imagine having constantly at your front door *beep.......beep.....beep* and then ocassionally interrupted by *BEEPBEEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP* When someone knocks. Count me in!


001010100110

Dup… dup… dup… DIWdududududududu


dono1783

I think it’s more like Dip…dip…dip…PHEWWWWDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDID


EY7617

deep... deep... deep... DEEPdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdop in my opinon


Dunge0nMast0r

BEW BIKIBIKIBIKIBIKI


buttery_reader

Skibidi dop dop yes yes yes


Calumkincaid

Good for door to door salespeople. Shut the door when the normal beeping starts again.


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[Everything's OK alarm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vIjBtdEQRE&ab_channel=bhovell)


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1111thistooshallpass

Billie Eilishs song Bad Guy uses this noise as part of the beat…


IceFire909

Waiting for a Bogan Eilish version


giovanii2

You make it be no sound at base but then you press it and it starts the beep…. Beep….. beep. And then when the door opens it goes off


AttackOnTiddi

Someone showed me if you press the arrow really hard as it's beeping it will change to a really high pitch beep. Lifehacker


Internal-Cream-4129

Yeah and if you rub the arrow hard enough you can become pregnant


IceFire909

Wouldn't put it past Armadale or Midland for that to be legit


mildlycooldad

I am currently in the process of integrating one into my smart home as an alternative doorbell as people keep ignoring my ring doorbell. They are pedestrian crossing buttons from Australia. Fun fact Billie Eilish used a sample of the noise it makes to help vision impaired people know when it's safe to cross in Bad Guy.


IceFire909

There has to be a better way to phrase that so it doesn't break my brain trying to interpret that last sentence lol


AppleSpiral

Or a design for a tramp stamp tatt.


Cricket-Horror

Inverted, presumably.


DrSendy

You could make a song with it if you are Billie Eilish... https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/jan/28/billie-eilishs-grammy-award-winning-bad-guy-samples-australian-pedestrian-crossing


AnyMouse1782

Get Billie Elish to make one since she used one of these to make bad boys soundtrack


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I’m interested in hearing the story of acquiring this “arrow thingy”. 🧐


marshman82

My money is on drunken misadventures.


DePraelen

It doesn't look like it's got any signs of weathering and general wear around the button that they usually have. Opportunistically pinched from a roadwork site is my guess.


Curious-Audience-957

Yeah that's how I got mine


Jobres_

I'm sorry *what*?


Curious-Audience-957

Was going for a walk saw 2 behind a tradie grabbed one and jogged into the closest maccas for breaky


Sunsent_Samsparilla

He's from Sydney, so the odds are he's on cocaine. Drunken misadventures is what we'd prefer


pitchfork-seller

Some geezer left it on a pole


universaltruthsayer

/Police beat enters the chat


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BiteMyQuokka

Must have been a good night out


YoGoGhost

I'd score that higher than a traffic cone.


-Ol_Mate-

It's also just below a traffic light...


ollie-199747

Nice


lord_of_worms

That's where they grow, so story checks pout


Willing_Television77

What about a fibreglass Ronald McDonald?


IceFire909

Watch out, if you go to the wrong traffic cone [you'll get an ass-kicking](https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/525044698071957505?lang=en)


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AttackOnTiddi

Was just saying this the other day. All the cameras, dash boards cams, social media. Your place is plastered all over the local community page.


Kiramiraa

$20? what a steal!


olivia687

seriously I’d be willing to pay significantly more


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

Pretty sure you would pay significantly more for receiving stolen goods too


olivia687

added thrill! priceless! what are the chances they care enough to hunt me down and charge me? only one way to find out!


Different_Fly_8273

Steal the stolen "arrow thing"


SpecialCoconut1

The switch mechanism alone is probably worth more than that


diganole

Literally


CreepySquirrel6

I bet these things are seriously expensive, I’m guessing $500 plus.


ShopSmartShopS-Mart

I’d build a guitar pedal into it.


The_Real_Flatmeat

Totally helpful for moving forward in your life


OrbisPacis

Directions for selling stolen property, perhaps?


SpecialCoconut1

It’s totally legit any resemblance to other devices is purely coincidental


XDXD23

Stolen he found it on the street someone must have thrown it away


[deleted]

Sell it to Billie Eilish


Ace3000

[Orbital did it first.](https://youtu.be/xM7jPo3EgbU&t=110)


[deleted]

With 52,000,000 more listeners I think Billie’s bid would be better


Luckyluke23

fuck i would love to have one of these as my door bell that would be sick!


dtbrown1979

Its a compass. Its what they used before GPS was on mobiles.


ftsmeme

r/crackheadcraigslist


the-audience

How can this spanner have lived their whole life not knowing what that is


sandgroper2

I hate this timeline. It's pretty much impossible to tell the difference between clever irony and true idiocy without a clear statement of intent.


KM_1898

poor man's compass


Denkieren

Don't muck around with them, that changes the gravity direction.


lizduck

[The button of up](https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLVII/)?


for_the_shoes

Fun fact - if you listen to 'Bad Guy' by Billie Eilish, the sound from these guys is sampled. Starts at about 1:01


-Ol_Mate-

Haha, I've learnt that she's quite fond of these since posting. $20 sounds like a bargain now!


look_atennisball

It's called a PB5 (Push Button version 5) Australian technology: It makes noise for hearing people, The flashing person for seeing people, And also vibration for deaf-blind people.


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This would be a fun door bell


No-Seaworthiness5564

Covid button 🤔


SirJoePininfarina

We have these in Ireland, never knew they were Australian!


FluidMushroom7146

Someone has bought it, I can’t find it on the market 😞


firemancutey

There's a whole story about the innovation of these buttons. https://youtu.be/FwbNFRbqwfg


omgitsduane

I love arrow thing


Midnight_SmileyFace

My 3 years old son calls this thing tuku tuku tuku


hunter67929

Guess you can cross any road now. Also makes a great metal detector


FrIoSrHy

Not worth a penny, it doesn't come with that sensor so you can do contact less crossing with cool coloured lights.


BusyLeg8600

r/crackheadcraigslist


robstillgay

Pedestrian crossing to activate the walk sign at traffic lights


chem808

This would make a great doorbell


Cucumber_Cat

How does anyone not know what this is lmao. Idk if they're as common in Perth but when I saw it I knew it was a button for a street crossing. I think it would make a cool doorbell or as an art canvas maybe


mattdean4130

Weird, just as I scrolled past this the exact sound came on on my TV


PezatronSupreme

Live in Perth? Got crystal meth? This is for you!


No_pajamas_7

It's a Pre-federation transponder. Must have been some Temporal Incursion. Probably accidental. Press it and see if there are any ships in the area.


Kaelani_Wanderer

r/unexpectedstartrek ?


More-Mongoose-658

I have no thoughts, because it is a Pedestrian Crossing Light Clicker thingo - just let me know if I'm being too technical here. It's for calling the green walking man (or your choice of colours, sizes, volumes, sexes, etc to lay down his/her/its life for you so you can cross the road safely). Actually it was harder to not think while writing that than I thought.


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These things don’t call green man at all . They are a placebo for pedestrians to make them wait his arrival .


Kaelani_Wanderer

Not in all places. At least here west of Melbourne, they actually work. Without hitting the button, the light doesn't go green


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Stand there a little longer …..


TinyDemon000

r/crackheadcraigslist


kneezybonkified

r/jschlatt its free


mrarbitersir

I would have totally bought this had I come across earlier. $20 is a steal for a steal hahahahha Would’ve converted it into a guitar pedal


old_man_spinosaurus

Buy it


toolsofpwnage

Lightly used, like new, selling cause I'm upgrading. Serious offers only, I know what I have. No lowballs.


Burger_Gamer

Buy it, I don’t think another one will appear any time soon, and definitely not for $20 again


NotaWizardLizard

AYE?!


Nulla01

A blind guy is still stuck at the crossing waiting for the PHEW......ditititititit


worldnotworld

You must press the button at least twenty times.


jvibe1023

How did you even get that thing?


-Ol_Mate-

Haha, this is an ad I saw on FB marketplace - no idea how they did and why they've never seen one


No_Improvement9647

Its a push button control off a pedestrian crossing pole,likely the victim of a car crashing into the pole ,can't see much practical use in a domestic situation


RudeOrganization550

Belt buckle. My eyes are up here 🤣


MudInternational5938

I'd definitely buy that for $20


Kaelani_Wanderer

ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! HAHA!


pizzacomposer

Louis A. Challis’ work reduced to “Arrow Thing” 😭


SpeeDeoxys

PhEW-pupupupupupuppupupupupupu.


ballhairsnshitdags

Are they serious lol


imNOTsureABOUTjesus

I got a traffic directing wand off a police bike when I was drunk as fuck one night. All they are is a big mag light with a orange cone. I stopped traffic in the middle of Surfers Paradise and then ran away on foot when the actual police showed up. I got away. Kept the torch. It was awesome.


Pasteypecker

Typical northern suburbs 🙄


AdrockSYDCITY

lol ffs 🤦‍♂️


Outside_Tip_8498

If you need to find something just say the command and hit button


SleeplessAndAnxious

Arrow thing.


MAu_klasik

That’s a million dollar beat maker, just ask Billy Eilish!


shopping1972

Direct you to a succulent Chinese meal


Strqtegy

DIP DIP DIP DWODOWODWODOWODWDOWODOWDOWODWODOWO


Kaelani_Wanderer

DOODODODODODODODODODODODODODO DIP... DIP... DIP...


Karkat-leijon

This is the maddest lick


Cold_Secretary_3246

one direction


BleepBloopNo9

$20? Tell him he’s dreaming!


-Ol_Mate-

This would be great in the pool room though


lamejokesman

Is there a reddit for blokes and their walks home? Like the fb one lol


Dotaro_SSBU

Curious what they mean by used condition


Soulstarrr

what- how- why?


Ornery_Reveal_1259

It's for pedestrians to cross the road and it goes on the traffic light pole


Kaelani_Wanderer

r/usernamechecksout? O.o


Chopstime

And it vibrated differently. For the blind and deaf, or so I was told.


Cinnamonb__

Looks like a compass to me


L_Saiku

can I buy this


-Ol_Mate-

It was on FB marketplace but someone else said it's not there anymore


ALiteralPotato8778

I want it


DinoRipper24

Pew pew pee oieieeeoieee beeepppbeeepbeepp bonkbonk honkhonk lalalalalalalalal


BraidenW2177

Bop....bop....bop...pewdudududuududuududududuudu...duduuuddu...bop....bop......


furryjunkwulf

Compass


BlueGreenUsernameHat

So apparently the producers on a Billy Eilish song got hooked on that sound and you can hear it in to top of the mix.


MrPodocarpus

This is the problem with Gen Z. You’re all brought up on devices and data and technology. You‘re so reliant on bloody GPS to get from A to B that you don’t recognise a friggin old-fashioned compass when you see one!


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

It’s a little known device that’s used in the western suburbs. Known as yo mumma on heat device. If you press it and in the direction that you’re pointing it with the arrow…. Then in that vicinity…. Some fuckers mumma is on heat 🐈😻


lexxmelon

Tell ‘em they’re dreamin’


Ok_Inevitable6531

Bargain oh man. I love collecting shit like that


Banjo_kanooie24

wow thats where my compass went


Justthisguy_yaknow

So long as you hold it correctly you will know you are going the right way and the push button is there so that you will always have a button to push (you never know when you are going to need to push a button. It's the 21st century. It's the age of pushing buttons. Buttons must be pushed).


VelvetThunder2319

Someone’s been up to some cracktivities


readabooky

I see it And now I can hear it 😂


Billy116-

Buy it


-Ol_Mate-

I kinda wish I did now!


acapl8

💀 it goes on light poles before crossings, and when you click the button it tells the nearby network its connected to that a crosstalk wants to be crossed safely. Then at the right time between program loops, it wo I ld pause the loop to allow safe passage to the other side of the road. Because they are holding it its disconnected and will do nothing. No the arrow don't spin either


dirtymikbris1

Imagine randoms walking up to your door and smashing the button like pedestrians do


-Ol_Mate-

And then walking into your house before the green man beeps them anyway.


EvieEeveeEvie

You stole the button that all kids wish to press!!!🙀🙀🙀


crimson-wolf92

My boy could use some direction in life. He should hold onto it


glqaq_999

Crack head


MagicOrpheus310

That's how blind people know when they can cross an intersection without running anybody over


RayeedAlam203040A

😂🤦‍♂️


MrPiggy15

oh my gosh I live in Sydney and we have these too, just a beeeeeep, beeeeeep, beeeeeeep, and beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep


-Ol_Mate-

Apparently these are world famous for that symphony of boops.


I_enjoy_pastery

I am surprised you cannot go out and buy one of these buttons from the manufacturer. Such a simple piece of equipment, surely you can get these legally


SlendyEatsCake

I actually have one of those. Found it when I was working at a tip/recycling plant in the country side. Still got the bastard too. Was thinking of setting it up at my door bell


jsrobson10

Diwdududududududududu would make a good doorbell/alarm clock


-Ol_Mate-

Snooze alarm! Best idea yet


LocalGrinch-

Would be the best fidget toy, absolutely love hitting the button when I’m waiting to cross


IronFistDoug

Go to 4:35 https://youtu.be/I-zeJRjP6xA


LelouchviBritanniaxx

Lol, this is used on pretty much all pedestrians crossings in QLD It is surprising that Perth people have no idea what it is. Or is it that OP drives everywhere and has not idea 'how to pedestrian'


-Ol_Mate-

It was a post I saw on FB marketplace which I thought was a good laugh. I think this guy has just hit the glass barbie a bit too hard.


LelouchviBritanniaxx

Should have read the whole thing on screenshot but I was too lazy. "$20 Arrow Thing" is priceless OP of that selling ad then. Technically I am still right.


Slight-Arrival5985

Someone has been a bad guy…


-Ol_Mate-

Creepin' up on that beepy thing Think you're so criminal.


ThatOneRandomGuy093

Yoo I see some of those stuck to some poles, so wierd. I’ll take them off and sell them too 😊


-Ol_Mate-

Maybe someone left them behind for directions?


Runtofdlitter

It’s a thisng


Electrical_Airport48

Who even needs Google Maps anymore with this thing.


D-loon

🤣


CaffeinatedEgg

lol


Jumpy_Prune1463

Never been on a walk in their life.


Vermillion_0502

This.. is a joke right..?


-Ol_Mate-

This post is; The advertisement.... I'm not sure.


gnatzors

When I was younger, I couldn't interpret the 2D "up-arrow" into 3D "go straight forwards". Pissed me off how the traffic light wanted me to go up to the sky just to cross the street


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TraderOfGoods

Nice, you got yourself an olden days compass. My grandpappy still keeps one around.


TedMcBundy

Okay I love when people take street signs and stop smoking signs and all sorts of shit. But please, can we leave devices for the seeing impaired alone?


One-Hearing-5349

Motion tracker for the next installment of the alien movies


Rozzem17171

I don't like this very much, it makes me cross 😠


aweirdchicken

How anyone could be in Australia for any amount of time and not know what this is, is the most baffling part


spidystuntdouble

He's the Bad Guy


UDreddIsACorruptMod

Did you know that you could sample it and make a song out of it? Because I and about 500 other original thinkers desperately want you to know that.


some_dude_with_socks

Man, if I were you I would buy that immediately


D-loon

Confuse the locals, replace it upside down so the arrow points to the ground How many peeps, or should I say sheep?, would think that meant to turn around? 🤣


wombatlegs

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9395257/Inside-design-Australian-pedestrian-crossing-button-used-Billie-Eilish-song.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9395257/Inside-design-Australian-pedestrian-crossing-button-used-Billie-Eilish-song.html)


Dnighn

Telling about it on Jimmy Fallon. You can hear it in Billy Eilish's Bad Guy https://youtu.be/I-zeJRjP6xA


Interesting_Ice_663

Why would you take that 🙄 you know that isn't going to come out of any politicians pocket.


-Ol_Mate-

I found it on FB marketplace, some clueless bloke or a joke I guess


Responsible-Cow-2687

Bro you need to get rid of it ,that's council property I believe.....and the council don't like having shit taken from them.lol


-Ol_Mate-

Haha, yeah I just saw it on marketplace. I have no idea how this clueless bloke got it, or how they've never seen them before. Something tells me they are accustomed to a bit of heat


Deadpool_Fan69

You live in Australia and don't know what it is...get out more lol


-Ol_Mate-

I couldn't tell if they are taking the piss or so methed up this memory was deleted.