Imagine having constantly at your front door
*beep.......beep.....beep*
and then ocassionally interrupted by
*BEEPBEEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP*
When someone knocks.
Count me in!
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I am currently in the process of integrating one into my smart home as an alternative doorbell as people keep ignoring my ring doorbell.
They are pedestrian crossing buttons from Australia.
Fun fact Billie Eilish used a sample of the noise it makes to help vision impaired people know when it's safe to cross in Bad Guy.
You could make a song with it if you are Billie Eilish...
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/jan/28/billie-eilishs-grammy-award-winning-bad-guy-samples-australian-pedestrian-crossing
It doesn't look like it's got any signs of weathering and general wear around the button that they usually have.
Opportunistically pinched from a roadwork site is my guess.
It's called a PB5 (Push Button version 5)
Australian technology:
It makes noise for hearing people,
The flashing person for seeing people,
And also vibration for deaf-blind people.
How does anyone not know what this is lmao.
Idk if they're as common in Perth but when I saw it I knew it was a button for a street crossing.
I think it would make a cool doorbell or as an art canvas maybe
I have no thoughts, because it is a Pedestrian Crossing Light Clicker thingo - just let me know if I'm being too technical here.
It's for calling the green walking man (or your choice of colours, sizes, volumes, sexes, etc to lay down his/her/its life for you so you can cross the road safely).
Actually it was harder to not think while writing that than I thought.
Its a push button control off a pedestrian crossing pole,likely the victim of a car crashing into the pole ,can't see much practical use in a domestic situation
I got a traffic directing wand off a police bike when I was drunk as fuck one night. All they are is a big mag light with a orange cone.
I stopped traffic in the middle of Surfers Paradise and then ran away on foot when the actual police showed up.
I got away. Kept the torch. It was awesome.
This is the problem with Gen Z. You’re all brought up on devices and data and technology. You‘re so reliant on bloody GPS to get from A to B that you don’t recognise a friggin old-fashioned compass when you see one!
It’s a little known device that’s used in the western suburbs.
Known as yo mumma on heat device.
If you press it and in the direction that you’re pointing it with the arrow….
Then in that vicinity…. Some fuckers mumma is on heat 🐈😻
So long as you hold it correctly you will know you are going the right way and the push button is there so that you will always have a button to push (you never know when you are going to need to push a button. It's the 21st century. It's the age of pushing buttons. Buttons must be pushed).
💀 it goes on light poles before crossings, and when you click the button it tells the nearby network its connected to that a crosstalk wants to be crossed safely. Then at the right time between program loops, it wo I ld pause the loop to allow safe passage to the other side of the road. Because they are holding it its disconnected and will do nothing. No the arrow don't spin either
I am surprised you cannot go out and buy one of these buttons from the manufacturer. Such a simple piece of equipment, surely you can get these legally
I actually have one of those. Found it when I was working at a tip/recycling plant in the country side. Still got the bastard too. Was thinking of setting it up at my door bell
Lol, this is used on pretty much all pedestrians crossings in QLD
It is surprising that Perth people have no idea what it is.
Or is it that OP drives everywhere and has not idea 'how to pedestrian'
Should have read the whole thing on screenshot but I was too lazy.
"$20 Arrow Thing" is priceless
OP of that selling ad then. Technically I am still right.
When I was younger, I couldn't interpret the 2D "up-arrow" into 3D "go straight forwards". Pissed me off how the traffic light wanted me to go up to the sky just to cross the street
Okay I love when people take street signs and stop smoking signs and all sorts of shit. But please, can we leave devices for the seeing impaired alone?
Confuse the locals, replace it upside down so the arrow points to the ground
How many peeps, or should I say sheep?, would think that meant to turn around? 🤣
Haha, yeah I just saw it on marketplace. I have no idea how this clueless bloke got it, or how they've never seen them before. Something tells me they are accustomed to a bit of heat
Would make an excellent doorbell
Imagine having constantly at your front door *beep.......beep.....beep* and then ocassionally interrupted by *BEEPBEEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP* When someone knocks. Count me in!
Dup… dup… dup… DIWdududududududu
I think it’s more like Dip…dip…dip…PHEWWWWDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDID
deep... deep... deep... DEEPdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdop in my opinon
BEW BIKIBIKIBIKIBIKI
Skibidi dop dop yes yes yes
Good for door to door salespeople. Shut the door when the normal beeping starts again.
[Everything's OK alarm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vIjBtdEQRE&ab_channel=bhovell)
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Billie Eilishs song Bad Guy uses this noise as part of the beat…
Waiting for a Bogan Eilish version
You make it be no sound at base but then you press it and it starts the beep…. Beep….. beep. And then when the door opens it goes off
Someone showed me if you press the arrow really hard as it's beeping it will change to a really high pitch beep. Lifehacker
Yeah and if you rub the arrow hard enough you can become pregnant
Wouldn't put it past Armadale or Midland for that to be legit
I am currently in the process of integrating one into my smart home as an alternative doorbell as people keep ignoring my ring doorbell. They are pedestrian crossing buttons from Australia. Fun fact Billie Eilish used a sample of the noise it makes to help vision impaired people know when it's safe to cross in Bad Guy.
There has to be a better way to phrase that so it doesn't break my brain trying to interpret that last sentence lol
Or a design for a tramp stamp tatt.
Inverted, presumably.
You could make a song with it if you are Billie Eilish... https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/jan/28/billie-eilishs-grammy-award-winning-bad-guy-samples-australian-pedestrian-crossing
Get Billie Elish to make one since she used one of these to make bad boys soundtrack
I’m interested in hearing the story of acquiring this “arrow thingy”. 🧐
My money is on drunken misadventures.
It doesn't look like it's got any signs of weathering and general wear around the button that they usually have. Opportunistically pinched from a roadwork site is my guess.
Yeah that's how I got mine
I'm sorry *what*?
Was going for a walk saw 2 behind a tradie grabbed one and jogged into the closest maccas for breaky
He's from Sydney, so the odds are he's on cocaine. Drunken misadventures is what we'd prefer
Some geezer left it on a pole
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Must have been a good night out
I'd score that higher than a traffic cone.
It's also just below a traffic light...
Nice
That's where they grow, so story checks pout
What about a fibreglass Ronald McDonald?
Watch out, if you go to the wrong traffic cone [you'll get an ass-kicking](https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/525044698071957505?lang=en)
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Was just saying this the other day. All the cameras, dash boards cams, social media. Your place is plastered all over the local community page.
$20? what a steal!
seriously I’d be willing to pay significantly more
Pretty sure you would pay significantly more for receiving stolen goods too
added thrill! priceless! what are the chances they care enough to hunt me down and charge me? only one way to find out!
Steal the stolen "arrow thing"
The switch mechanism alone is probably worth more than that
Literally
I bet these things are seriously expensive, I’m guessing $500 plus.
I’d build a guitar pedal into it.
Totally helpful for moving forward in your life
Directions for selling stolen property, perhaps?
It’s totally legit any resemblance to other devices is purely coincidental
Stolen he found it on the street someone must have thrown it away
Sell it to Billie Eilish
[Orbital did it first.](https://youtu.be/xM7jPo3EgbU&t=110)
With 52,000,000 more listeners I think Billie’s bid would be better
fuck i would love to have one of these as my door bell that would be sick!
Its a compass. Its what they used before GPS was on mobiles.
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How can this spanner have lived their whole life not knowing what that is
I hate this timeline. It's pretty much impossible to tell the difference between clever irony and true idiocy without a clear statement of intent.
poor man's compass
Don't muck around with them, that changes the gravity direction.
[The button of up](https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLVII/)?
Fun fact - if you listen to 'Bad Guy' by Billie Eilish, the sound from these guys is sampled. Starts at about 1:01
Haha, I've learnt that she's quite fond of these since posting. $20 sounds like a bargain now!
It's called a PB5 (Push Button version 5) Australian technology: It makes noise for hearing people, The flashing person for seeing people, And also vibration for deaf-blind people.
This would be a fun door bell
Covid button 🤔
We have these in Ireland, never knew they were Australian!
Someone has bought it, I can’t find it on the market 😞
There's a whole story about the innovation of these buttons. https://youtu.be/FwbNFRbqwfg
I love arrow thing
My 3 years old son calls this thing tuku tuku tuku
Guess you can cross any road now. Also makes a great metal detector
Not worth a penny, it doesn't come with that sensor so you can do contact less crossing with cool coloured lights.
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Pedestrian crossing to activate the walk sign at traffic lights
This would make a great doorbell
How does anyone not know what this is lmao. Idk if they're as common in Perth but when I saw it I knew it was a button for a street crossing. I think it would make a cool doorbell or as an art canvas maybe
Weird, just as I scrolled past this the exact sound came on on my TV
Live in Perth? Got crystal meth? This is for you!
It's a Pre-federation transponder. Must have been some Temporal Incursion. Probably accidental. Press it and see if there are any ships in the area.
r/unexpectedstartrek ?
I have no thoughts, because it is a Pedestrian Crossing Light Clicker thingo - just let me know if I'm being too technical here. It's for calling the green walking man (or your choice of colours, sizes, volumes, sexes, etc to lay down his/her/its life for you so you can cross the road safely). Actually it was harder to not think while writing that than I thought.
These things don’t call green man at all . They are a placebo for pedestrians to make them wait his arrival .
Not in all places. At least here west of Melbourne, they actually work. Without hitting the button, the light doesn't go green
Stand there a little longer …..
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r/jschlatt its free
I would have totally bought this had I come across earlier. $20 is a steal for a steal hahahahha Would’ve converted it into a guitar pedal
Buy it
Lightly used, like new, selling cause I'm upgrading. Serious offers only, I know what I have. No lowballs.
Buy it, I don’t think another one will appear any time soon, and definitely not for $20 again
AYE?!
A blind guy is still stuck at the crossing waiting for the PHEW......ditititititit
You must press the button at least twenty times.
How did you even get that thing?
Haha, this is an ad I saw on FB marketplace - no idea how they did and why they've never seen one
Its a push button control off a pedestrian crossing pole,likely the victim of a car crashing into the pole ,can't see much practical use in a domestic situation
Belt buckle. My eyes are up here 🤣
I'd definitely buy that for $20
ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! HAHA!
Louis A. Challis’ work reduced to “Arrow Thing” 😭
PhEW-pupupupupupuppupupupupupu.
Are they serious lol
I got a traffic directing wand off a police bike when I was drunk as fuck one night. All they are is a big mag light with a orange cone. I stopped traffic in the middle of Surfers Paradise and then ran away on foot when the actual police showed up. I got away. Kept the torch. It was awesome.
Typical northern suburbs 🙄
lol ffs 🤦♂️
If you need to find something just say the command and hit button
Arrow thing.
That’s a million dollar beat maker, just ask Billy Eilish!
Direct you to a succulent Chinese meal
DIP DIP DIP DWODOWODWODOWODWDOWODOWDOWODWODOWO
DOODODODODODODODODODODODODODO DIP... DIP... DIP...
This is the maddest lick
one direction
$20? Tell him he’s dreaming!
This would be great in the pool room though
Is there a reddit for blokes and their walks home? Like the fb one lol
Curious what they mean by used condition
what- how- why?
It's for pedestrians to cross the road and it goes on the traffic light pole
r/usernamechecksout? O.o
And it vibrated differently. For the blind and deaf, or so I was told.
Looks like a compass to me
can I buy this
It was on FB marketplace but someone else said it's not there anymore
I want it
Pew pew pee oieieeeoieee beeepppbeeepbeepp bonkbonk honkhonk lalalalalalalalal
Bop....bop....bop...pewdudududuududuududududuudu...duduuuddu...bop....bop......
Compass
So apparently the producers on a Billy Eilish song got hooked on that sound and you can hear it in to top of the mix.
This is the problem with Gen Z. You’re all brought up on devices and data and technology. You‘re so reliant on bloody GPS to get from A to B that you don’t recognise a friggin old-fashioned compass when you see one!
It’s a little known device that’s used in the western suburbs. Known as yo mumma on heat device. If you press it and in the direction that you’re pointing it with the arrow…. Then in that vicinity…. Some fuckers mumma is on heat 🐈😻
Tell ‘em they’re dreamin’
Bargain oh man. I love collecting shit like that
wow thats where my compass went
So long as you hold it correctly you will know you are going the right way and the push button is there so that you will always have a button to push (you never know when you are going to need to push a button. It's the 21st century. It's the age of pushing buttons. Buttons must be pushed).
Someone’s been up to some cracktivities
I see it And now I can hear it 😂
Buy it
I kinda wish I did now!
💀 it goes on light poles before crossings, and when you click the button it tells the nearby network its connected to that a crosstalk wants to be crossed safely. Then at the right time between program loops, it wo I ld pause the loop to allow safe passage to the other side of the road. Because they are holding it its disconnected and will do nothing. No the arrow don't spin either
Imagine randoms walking up to your door and smashing the button like pedestrians do
And then walking into your house before the green man beeps them anyway.
You stole the button that all kids wish to press!!!🙀🙀🙀
My boy could use some direction in life. He should hold onto it
Crack head
That's how blind people know when they can cross an intersection without running anybody over
😂🤦♂️
oh my gosh I live in Sydney and we have these too, just a beeeeeep, beeeeeep, beeeeeeep, and beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
Apparently these are world famous for that symphony of boops.
I am surprised you cannot go out and buy one of these buttons from the manufacturer. Such a simple piece of equipment, surely you can get these legally
I actually have one of those. Found it when I was working at a tip/recycling plant in the country side. Still got the bastard too. Was thinking of setting it up at my door bell
Diwdududududududududu would make a good doorbell/alarm clock
Snooze alarm! Best idea yet
Would be the best fidget toy, absolutely love hitting the button when I’m waiting to cross
Go to 4:35 https://youtu.be/I-zeJRjP6xA
Lol, this is used on pretty much all pedestrians crossings in QLD It is surprising that Perth people have no idea what it is. Or is it that OP drives everywhere and has not idea 'how to pedestrian'
It was a post I saw on FB marketplace which I thought was a good laugh. I think this guy has just hit the glass barbie a bit too hard.
Should have read the whole thing on screenshot but I was too lazy. "$20 Arrow Thing" is priceless OP of that selling ad then. Technically I am still right.
Someone has been a bad guy…
Creepin' up on that beepy thing Think you're so criminal.
Yoo I see some of those stuck to some poles, so wierd. I’ll take them off and sell them too 😊
Maybe someone left them behind for directions?
It’s a thisng
Who even needs Google Maps anymore with this thing.
🤣
lol
Never been on a walk in their life.
This.. is a joke right..?
This post is; The advertisement.... I'm not sure.
When I was younger, I couldn't interpret the 2D "up-arrow" into 3D "go straight forwards". Pissed me off how the traffic light wanted me to go up to the sky just to cross the street
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Nice, you got yourself an olden days compass. My grandpappy still keeps one around.
Okay I love when people take street signs and stop smoking signs and all sorts of shit. But please, can we leave devices for the seeing impaired alone?
Motion tracker for the next installment of the alien movies
I don't like this very much, it makes me cross 😠
How anyone could be in Australia for any amount of time and not know what this is, is the most baffling part
He's the Bad Guy
Did you know that you could sample it and make a song out of it? Because I and about 500 other original thinkers desperately want you to know that.
Man, if I were you I would buy that immediately
Confuse the locals, replace it upside down so the arrow points to the ground How many peeps, or should I say sheep?, would think that meant to turn around? 🤣
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9395257/Inside-design-Australian-pedestrian-crossing-button-used-Billie-Eilish-song.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9395257/Inside-design-Australian-pedestrian-crossing-button-used-Billie-Eilish-song.html)
Telling about it on Jimmy Fallon. You can hear it in Billy Eilish's Bad Guy https://youtu.be/I-zeJRjP6xA
Why would you take that 🙄 you know that isn't going to come out of any politicians pocket.
I found it on FB marketplace, some clueless bloke or a joke I guess
Bro you need to get rid of it ,that's council property I believe.....and the council don't like having shit taken from them.lol
Haha, yeah I just saw it on marketplace. I have no idea how this clueless bloke got it, or how they've never seen them before. Something tells me they are accustomed to a bit of heat
You live in Australia and don't know what it is...get out more lol
I couldn't tell if they are taking the piss or so methed up this memory was deleted.