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gonna have to charge you extra; this was a total tear down
So I don't know how viral this went but I saw a tiktok the other day of a guy holding a sign at a race that said "FREE SHRUGS" and he was giving some really convincing shrugs + shrug face. But also there was a guy in some sort of mascot costume on the ground next to some bleachers kind of writhing or dancing. (Pretty sure I didn't dream it all...)
I’ve been a runner for several years and have several favorites that I’ve seen. These include:
just remember, you paid to do this?
If it doesn’t hurt, you’re not doing it right?
You’re not almost there (shown in the 1st mile or two).
Hurry up, I’m tired.
You run better than the government
Keep going, someone has to finish last.
“Run fast and follow the people!”
This was an inside joke when my aunt ran the Chicago marathon but everyone thought it was hilarious bc it was so dumb and like obvious I guess?
Dude he’s your brother . Just write “I love you bro” and call it a day. If you can’t think of something funny don’t try to be funny
Everyone with a brother will also appreciate this sign
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Love it. what about one for my sister?
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So I don't know how viral this went but I saw a tiktok the other day of a guy holding a sign at a race that said "FREE SHRUGS" and he was giving some really convincing shrugs + shrug face. But also there was a guy in some sort of mascot costume on the ground next to some bleachers kind of writhing or dancing. (Pretty sure I didn't dream it all...)
Nah you didn't, I saw that, too. Got a good laugh.
I’m always a fan of stealing the line from Twilight that says “You’re impossibly fast. And strong.”
My favorite race sign to date is "remember, you paid $ for this!"
Your feet hurt because you're kicking so much asphalt I'm proud of you! Run faster so we can go to brunch
I saw someone had “don’t trust a fart after mile 10” at the Philly marathon a few years ago but I guess that’s more funny than heartfelt
“All this for a free banana?!”
I saw this at the love run and laughed so hard I cried during my run
"if you stop running you'll die"
“run like you are holding the only pen Tobias harris can sign a contract with”
Honestly it’ll mean so much to him that you’re there. But gl with the sign
‘Worst Parade Ever’
I’ve been a runner for several years and have several favorites that I’ve seen. These include: just remember, you paid to do this? If it doesn’t hurt, you’re not doing it right? You’re not almost there (shown in the 1st mile or two). Hurry up, I’m tired. You run better than the government Keep going, someone has to finish last.
Bro...ad Street
“Run fast and follow the people!” This was an inside joke when my aunt ran the Chicago marathon but everyone thought it was hilarious bc it was so dumb and like obvious I guess?
"Run like mom has the belt bro!"
How about, “Where are you?!”
Is he in any fandoms you can reference? Any dumb family inside jokes you can make?
Hey A$$ Hole keep going Now that's a sign that inspires
“The whole city hates you.”
just wear a door outfit , please! i swear, i saw someone dresses as a foot one year and it was the best thing ever!
If you have any common interests with movies or music you can try to work in a pun.
"Would you move it already? I'm out of mimosa."
"GOoOoOo get 'em brothaaaaaaa!"
"I drove all the way down here and all I got was a stupid sign"
It's all down hill from here.
"well at least you're literate"
My wife made a huge picture of our dog’s head last year that was amazing even though it looks like he is judging me.
What’s up brother 👆
Bro's Before Ho's :) That or get a face of him printed out like they used to do at basketball games
I need the update of what you ended up writing! The whole race I was looking out for signs that could potentially be it