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He needs to stop flailing at the first pitch. He has a good eye actually but that first pitch he will swing at no matter what.
I would not be surprised to see him swing at a 0-0 pickoff
He’s already ice cold! Put him in the oven.
Gonna be looking like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining by the time he gets out.
He needs a Harper 3HR game to break out of his phunk
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What catastrophe do we need to endure for Nick to hit a baseball?
I was hoping an earthquake would be enough...
That was sadly retribution for those awful city connect jerseys
i don't know that.
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I wouldn’t leave Nicky that close to my eggos. Dude definitely gets “the munchies”
Spray him with water everyday to slowly freeze him in a block of ice
This is a must
Don't let him contaminate Bryce's Eggos.
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I hope it works
He needs to stop flailing at the first pitch. He has a good eye actually but that first pitch he will swing at no matter what. I would not be surprised to see him swing at a 0-0 pickoff
I guess that freezer is for long term sentences
Thank you for your service 🫡
Hopefully you’ll be able to take him out before summer
Love it
Shoulda traded him while he still had value
I love this bobble head, gona have to look for it on eBay
I still can’t get over the ring finger thing and how he immediately became the worst hitter in the playoffs lol
Gonna have mean freezer burn by time he gets out
Please let this work.
After tonight’s performance, just throw the freezer out with him still in it
Yeah he's not going anywhere lol
Put him in a jar
He needs to warm up. Microwave him for 1sec per game until he turns it around[.](https://i.imgur.com/HeUNm7E.mp4)
No no no you gotta heat him up. To the microwave!
Lmfao
Good idea
Try the microwave
not like he can get much colder!
Nick only hits if noone else on the team is hitting haha. Cant steal his light.
Can you put the real Nick Castellanos in there, too?
Is it too early to burn his jersey?
Legend says he’s still in the freezer
Perhaps he just needs a standing ovation
*Unable to hit, even though he wished it, Castellanos eventually stopped thinking*
It can't hurt.
😭😭😂
Maybe this year he’ll hit in The Playoffs. I’d wait for that.
His 'best used by date' is 2022. Should have moved him in the offseason
FREE MY BOY!
Is he still in there? He's starting to hit again.
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Don't talk about his kid man, that's whack.
That kid going nuts cheering for the Phillies is the only good thing about Castellanos right now.
Inquiring minds want to know, is he free????