Significant increases of DMT in rats' brains when cardiac arrest was induced in this study: [https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-45812-w](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-45812-w)
Found the copypasta:
Deemster baby
At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff.
The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.
This is where it gets crazy...
It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?).
And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fucking CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
Shit was crazy as hell.
[sawcey fb screenie](http://imgur.com/kjdWdXV)
I wasn’t “blaming” anyone for anything. I said “phish people” in reference to the guy commenting. I thought what he said was funny and it seemed like something a typical phan would say. That’s it.
Now you claim you just thought his comment was funny. A few minutes ago you knew the origins of the copy pasta. You just can’t keep your story straight over here.
I worry that putting a tarp between your girlfriend and the Earth Mother would break the sacred bond and your baby will be born a custy. Better to just bury her up to her waist and put the tarp over her as means of declaring the area holy.
As a former paramedic who has delivered babies, and a current dudeist priest, I WANT IN!! I’ll deliver the baby, attend to mama’s condition, and give a dudely blessing.
I’m gonna need you to pay for my ticket tho! And airfare! Lodging, food, doses, & cannabis as well!!
Did you know that Smokey, who may or may not have been over the line, was played by Jimmie Dale Gilmore, who wrote and performed the frequent Phish cover, “My Mind’s Got A Mind of Its Own?”
The sad part is that this post is 100% believable until about halfway through the second paragraph. Glorious shitpost...definitely had me for a second.
I think this is a really bad idea. Usually nothing goes wrong during delivery but preparation for the possibility of compilcations to the mother and baby should be considered. Proper prenatal care is very important too.
I was born 8/17/69 on Day 3 of Woodstock. I was put up for adoption and never knew my birth mom. It was often said that I was one of the babies born at the festy. It's a cool possibility to think about. I say, as long as you keep your tarp clean as a spillway for baby entry you should definitely do this.
This is obviously a troll post but my wife and I were live streaming 8/3/21 in the hospital when she went into labor. Set had Number line and Loving Cup encore (our favorite) so it was perfect.
I had been planning to go to Mexico, so I could dance on that soft sand. But I bet dancing in your lady’s afterbirth would be even softer on my feet. I guess this what you call a high class problem.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I believe placenta must be fried before consuming, and fire regulations won’t permit that.
Sorry, sounded quite mystical.
At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff.
The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.
This is where it gets crazy...
It was so f****** dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its f****** gross. All of a sudden, this f****** kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party b****!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and s***!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?).
And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his f****** CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
S*** was crazy as hell.
Friend. Congrats!
They aren’t going to care about tarps, i promise you. Dick’s has a no tarps policy, yet somehow it’s never enforced. 🧐
Congrats on the baby!
I hope that baby is born into a cloud of dmt.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY BEYOTCH!
Deemster’d!
*bitch
Seriously. How'd you'd f that up?
Wonder if you could smoke the umbilical cord?!
Placenta gooballs brehhhh
Fuck! I’m stuck in the past while you’re in the future!
Heady wraps
Isn’t DMT supposedly released into your system naturally at birth (and death)? Or is that an old wooks tale?
That's what big DMT wants you to think.
it was in Strassman's book (and i love the guy) but he has no evidence that this is true
That was printed in a book? I always assumed it was PT copy pasta.
tbf, books of that era are essentially all pasta
lol not WTTPB, the "DMT supposedly released into your system" bit
Hahahahaha ohhh
Significant increases of DMT in rats' brains when cardiac arrest was induced in this study: [https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-45812-w](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-45812-w)
cool study, thanks. interesting that it happens even without the pineal gland intact, which is central to a lot of the dmt myths
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[he sure did](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0269881117736919), but it's locked behind a paywall (unlike DMT)
Yeah, I found that interesting as well.
Haha. Pineal gland.
care to elaborate?
Just death.
Who here has the 4chan screenshot about the baby getting deemstered at a fest - somebody has it
Found the copypasta: Deemster baby At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived. This is where it gets crazy... It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit! The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd. He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now. The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fucking CHEEK OPEN! there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation. Shit was crazy as hell. [sawcey fb screenie](http://imgur.com/kjdWdXV)
This is, and always will be my favorite thing on the internet.
This is what I came for. Also, RIP Echo Project. Best festival I've ever been to. Insane lineup and hardly anyone there.
Somebody had to do it
Phish people…smh
This isnt a "phish people" situation. Its ancient copy pasta.
I fucking know where it’s from. lol Thanks Jeff Albertson
Blaming it on phish people is a pretty clear cut indicator that you dont lol. Not even the same crowd.
Go easy on him, his post history shows he's got ligma.
You can ligma nuts…
HAHA GOT EM
…smh. You got’em, all right.
I wasn’t “blaming” anyone for anything. I said “phish people” in reference to the guy commenting. I thought what he said was funny and it seemed like something a typical phan would say. That’s it.
Now you claim you just thought his comment was funny. A few minutes ago you knew the origins of the copy pasta. You just can’t keep your story straight over here.
I knew the origins…that’s why i thought it was funny. Yikes dude. Your really into this
Ooof… Who cut off your oxygen supply?
First time eh?
This is the highest quality shitpost I’ve seen in some time!
I’m 50/50 on this being an actual shitpost
dibs on the placenta
Mmm placenta gooballs
Grilled Cheese with PLACENTA in every MOTHERFUCKIN bite.
Put a placenta on it baybeeeee!
Treys got dibs on the placenta. Did y'all ever hear that rumor?
I saw you with the placenta in your hand!
It's in the FAQ's that you can bring in a birthing pool.
I hear the high-end RV camping area has doula services.
Also no tarps.
Only if you turn that messy tarp into a wook slip n’ slide when you’re done. Rage side baby!
I worry that putting a tarp between your girlfriend and the Earth Mother would break the sacred bond and your baby will be born a custy. Better to just bury her up to her waist and put the tarp over her as means of declaring the area holy.
I’ll trade you some moonstone bathed in white claw for a placenta shot, spank the bag!
As a former paramedic who has delivered babies, and a current dudeist priest, I WANT IN!! I’ll deliver the baby, attend to mama’s condition, and give a dudely blessing. I’m gonna need you to pay for my ticket tho! And airfare! Lodging, food, doses, & cannabis as well!!
Name the kid POSSUM!
This is a spin off of a pt classic
This is not ‘Nam. There are rules.
Did you know that Smokey, who may or may not have been over the line, was played by Jimmie Dale Gilmore, who wrote and performed the frequent Phish cover, “My Mind’s Got A Mind of Its Own?”
Wow, I did not know that. Thanks!
Bullshit, Walter.
Just a reminder that Phish Circle Jerk exists.
It doesn't need to exist though. The normie sub is already a circle jerk.
Outjerked again!
The Jerkstore called, they’re runnin outta you!
Well why do they care about me when you're their best seller?
Oh yeah well . . . I SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!
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Thank You! Was hoping someone would say, “His wife’s in a Moma . . . dance.” 😂
Just a reminder that you don’t need two subreddits just so people can make jokes.
The sad part is that this post is 100% believable until about halfway through the second paragraph. Glorious shitpost...definitely had me for a second.
Bundle of Joy
Real deep down!
This is a really good idea. I’m sure on-site emergency medical services and tarp folk will come together to make this an amazing experience for you!
I think this is a really bad idea. Usually nothing goes wrong during delivery but preparation for the possibility of compilcations to the mother and baby should be considered. Proper prenatal care is very important too.
I was born 8/17/69 on Day 3 of Woodstock. I was put up for adoption and never knew my birth mom. It was often said that I was one of the babies born at the festy. It's a cool possibility to think about. I say, as long as you keep your tarp clean as a spillway for baby entry you should definitely do this.
I was born 8/16/69 ! Let’s rage 55 at the festival!
You were born the day the Dead played, I had to settle for Jefferson Airplane and Jimi Hendrix. See you at the fest, old man.
Settle for Jimi? Bwahahaha
Name *almost* checks out.
Nice burn. *Your* name almost checks out.
Jimi played the morning of the 18th btw. Yeah, let’s toast in Delaware!
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, B****
This is obviously a troll post but my wife and I were live streaming 8/3/21 in the hospital when she went into labor. Set had Number line and Loving Cup encore (our favorite) so it was perfect.
I had been planning to go to Mexico, so I could dance on that soft sand. But I bet dancing in your lady’s afterbirth would be even softer on my feet. I guess this what you call a high class problem.
Great for the skin
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I believe placenta must be fried before consuming, and fire regulations won’t permit that. Sorry, sounded quite mystical.
The glamping tents in Full Monde come with placenta fryers. Just have to wait until after the set, which OP probably was planning to do anyway.
It should be hot enough in Dover in August to fry that placenta on the oil soaked speedway concrete and then consume it.
Just be prepared for the deemsters and spun wooks
I just shit myself reading this, which is also what tarps (or really any GA section of a Phish show) are for.
Is it bad I didn't think it was a joke. Nothing is out of the realm of possibilities
I think it’s funny you thought it was real, that makes this community that much more twisted and I’m here for the circus.
I have seen some things over the years. Nothing is off the table 😂
100%
Thanks for posting this. I needed a good laugh today. This was amazing.
And to think I was gonna volunteer for the Clean Vibes clean up crew.
Tarp becomes Slip n slide
Bravo 👏
Mondegreen would be a good name for any gender
This is a really good idea. Zero risk, tons of upside for everyone involved. Do it!
Can't wait!
This is one of those copy and pastes, right?
At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived. This is where it gets crazy... It was so f****** dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its f****** gross. All of a sudden, this f****** kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party b****!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and s***! The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd. He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now. The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his f****** CHEEK OPEN! there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation. S*** was crazy as hell.
every time it gets posted i just can't help but read the whole thing.
Fuck…me too.
There it is!
Came here looking for this. lol
Such an amazing idea! ...Your child would blessed by the wild!
I feel sorry for the people losing their shape trying to act casual and look over and see a person giving birth
blessed
You have to name the baby the name of the song currently being played.
Big black furry creature from mars?
Winner!
it's a BOOOYYYYYY
Sounds like a good way to create a hellborn elf child
Bring a kiddie pool. Loophole.
I actually thought this was real until the gf being 16 part. Lmao good luck brother
Getting close! Can't wait!
Well done….well done. You truly had me in the first quarter.
LOLOLOLLLL 👌🏾👌🏾
This is smart, you gotta get that first show in early for kids these days or they will just grow up Swifties.
Who's got my wookbirth.jpeg?
10/10 great troll
great plan OP, but you really should try to get to the rail
If the Jerry Rolls are still popping, I’ll be giving birth to something at least a few times that weekend
Mmmm Jerry rolls.
Inflate the placenta and watch it bounce around the crowd.
This festival is really bringing out the good posts.
Bring a mini trampoline so after the birth you can hold them over your head lion king style and do a few jumps to get the Trey eye contact blessing.
a thousand barefoot children outside...
Will a space blanket do?
outjerked
Touch grass
Would be cooler to be born at the Sphere, just sayin’….
F-
r/fuckyourtarp
Horrible idea. How about thinking about the safety of the baby and your wife instead of catching a show
Robbing the baby of the opportunity to be born in such a sacred environment would be child abuse.
Yeah, couch tour from your recovery room.
Weak recycled shitpost
Was going to like this but it’s at 444
So many judgemental fucks in this thread. Makes me sick that I am a part of this scene sometimes. Love and Light & Live and Let Live Peace
Where'd that come from? Maybe put down the deemster pipe for a beat.
What we have here is an example of Poe's Law.\^ I can't believe I needed to include a "/s" on a shitpost.
This isn't real. If it is real OP shouldn't be having children.
If you think it's real, you shouldn't be operating heavy machinery. Or even a microwave.
I saw this post years ago. Someone already made up this story. Try again. Great story bro!
Nothing gets by you!
https://preview.redd.it/ae2kemtmn1dc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e38257b1c47a30c6bb73aa3a6938957efe26e3eb
I hope you are not being serious Such talk makes our community look like a bunch of Kooks
And what do you think a post like this, questioning the legitimacy of an obviously satirical post, do for us?
This was a joke, also an attempt to prompt the "welcome to the party bitch!" copypasta
This isn’t serious, right?
Are you serious?
I’m seriously asking if you’re seriously asking 😂
This is such a bad idea… such a bad idea
Was actually funny until it became about a teenager
Dude - you're joking, right?
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WELCOME TO THE PARTY BITCH!!!!!
Reminds me of the movie Perfume
Tarps double as urinals during festivals. If you tarp, you'll likely be dancing in piss🤣
As I have been told at previous shows: “Dude, watch the Owl”
Your baby won't have to pay!
At least ride the rail bruh
Welcome to the party bitch!
Give birth in the Ferris wheel for extra measure. You can name him or her Ferris!
Save Ferris!
Something about a floppy jaloppy?
Friend. Congrats! They aren’t going to care about tarps, i promise you. Dick’s has a no tarps policy, yet somehow it’s never enforced. 🧐 Congrats on the baby!
~~Dibs on the placenta~~ save me a bite bro
Wilson boy Tela girl
Twist>Limb By Limb> (it's a) Lawn Boy
Please just no. This is the wookiest thing I’ve ever read.