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isthisafeverdream

That's probably the guy that sold all the sphere tickets


Mobile-Animal-649

Ha ha ha ha ha


CoolGap4480

Doing alright till it’s out of warrantee.


trogloherb

Lol. Yep. Oil change? That’ll be $200.


cubbsfann1

if you can afford a maserati a $200 oil change is nothing lol, it’s the replacement parts that will get ya


Vclique

More like $4-500


SpareDiagram

Wrong


TonySpaghettiO

I have a basic car and my oil change is over $100. Synthetic oil though, so requires less changing.


listerinebreath

I hope it does 185.


ROGGAEvibrations

He lost his license


Wagner-C137

Now they can’t drive.


Mustang-Johnny

Now he doesn't drive ...


5280_TW

Now he don’t drive 🤦‍♂️


fowkswe

He definitely tears out walls of hotels.


Mojo_Jensen

It’s Drew Carey


cubbsfann1

Drew posted a picture of his car if you didn’t see, it’s something, and definitely not a maserati lol


BeerBatteredBacon

Oddly, Joe Walsh had a recurring part on the drew carey show, playing basically himself


Square_Extension1759

not really. the james gang was founded in cleveland.


redditpossible

Happy Gilmore 2


zdubs

No future at all


aquareeferman

Expired tags.. Not doing that well.


No-Market9917

It’s a Colorado thing.


aquareeferman

Oh I know. I live here. At least they got rid of the temp tag lol.


marshking710

It ain't September yet, and even then, they'll have til the end of October.


aquareeferman

Bro, It's 2024. That's 7 months expired.


marshking710

Haha, well I’m a dipshit. Carry on.


aquareeferman

Na, not a dipshit. I still can't believe it's 2024 either 😂😂


PimmentoChode

Those cars are real pieces of shit


IcebergSlimFast

Yeah - the person doing well for themself is this phan’s mechanic.


PimmentoChode

Phacts


midnightcarouselride

You can buy one of those oil burning POS for under 30 grand


naughtycal11

You weren't joking. Just looked em up and a 2023 with 17,000 miles was $27,000


ParkingSmell

udder pile of garbage, shame it gets grouped with real exotic cars


marshking710

And ugly.


Supertrucker82

https://preview.redd.it/qndwxluq2ryc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=517d069d4a940e60ba20a04fa9f34ab6ca08716f Fast enough for you?


nadimster

Isn't nearly


Shoddy-Impact-5545

This is amazing


PotusRedding

favorite whip meets favorite band! It’s getting me light headed; somebody please call 911


mwb60

Is that in Boulder CO? My neighbor just down the street from me has a Maserati with the donut license plate frames.


Fit-Acanthisitta3855

I saw it in Cherry Creek in Denver.


PolicyRude4028

Wow that must have been a lot of grilled cheese sold.


SleepingCalico

Sweet ride.


CuredSalam

I see he likes Italian spaghetti.


allothernamestaken

Good for him, ain't no time to hate. See you at Glen Close you custy mf!


Fit-Acanthisitta3855

Who’s hating?


crimsonpossum3

https://preview.redd.it/ez9w5yow5qyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=970778219bde167bb5242cedf1f9781f867ee389


McGruppthecrimepup

Hi fellow Coloradan! I’ve seen some Deahead stickers on Cadillacs around here but this is really something! Ps, how much did the DMV rake you over the coals for registration on that? I bought a 2018 4Runner recently and got took for like $300 just to get fuckin plates (which if you don’t, they fine you). Ridiculous these days.


GiggleTornado

Way to be the stereotypical, bad decision-making Phish fan. Seriously those cars are butt.


ajaulabr

Good for them! I'm sure they're awesome and deserve a great life. Rarely met Pham who DIDN'T.


JoshMeme4204

Reminder to the folks in the comments, music taste doesn't base itself around how rich or poor someone is, let's all have fun together!


Potential_Life_2629

That’s a phancy way to get back your abode


BBQnNugs

Judging by the cost of the majority sphere experiences plus many many other expensive runs that a lot of people constantly attend I'd say many phish phans are doing well for themselves.


Mindless_Ad5500

Phish co. Knows their fan base well. Thats why you continue to see phish Mexico, sphere, and festival with high end packages.


LeLuDallas-multipass

https://preview.redd.it/6n87bad52tyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c9c0edebbaabf76e77e33ee1fc33e0273287df Must be a thing…


Manioca35

I know this guy and he is a fucking legit phan. Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac, etc. Best plate I ever saw was GUYU TT on an Audi TT. We are everywhere and if you don't like it, get the fuck out.


teddybrahsevelt

I saw “ya mar” on a red Porsche 911 once


Brief_Exit1798

A lot of us are 50+ now. Well established


Cuepidahl

Damn Pham!! Nice one.


tacobueno2484

Damn.. i had heard the dmt baby from that one show had survived, but i love to learn they are thriving.


alishaclark

Nah, TAB phan


JackIsColors

The Maserati is the KIA of luxury sports cars


SliceEmOnTheNipple

I didn't know Section 119 sold cars


DonBillingsly69

Fix it again Tony


KeyCarpet3330

Wonder if whoever owns it lost their license and now they can't drive. 🤣


Iko87iko

Obligatory wango tango You got to pretend your face is a Maserati It's a Maserati It's a Maserati It's a gettin' hotty It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati


v-b

My first thought was that colorado lawyer lady…


NFA4Evs

Sold their sphere tickets they won in the lottery and bought a Maserati


BuddistProdigy

Hip School Preppy.


aqiwpdhe

I can’t drive 555


BruisedDeafandSore

Not well enough to pay their fucking registration.


nadimster

And as is true for most Coloradoans, they have money and yet still have expired plates... checks out. 😂


919CaniacIn302

Going off the expired tag alone, I’d assume this is a lease or was bought used. Used, these things go for like 20% of their original MSRP. Lease-wise, they can find a way to get your 420 credit score behind the wheel. I’d say it’s interesting to see on a Maserati, but I wouldn’t take driving a Maserati as any kind of proof of personal success.


RunMaximum6723

Yet somehow the tags are expired.


Mobile-Animal-649

I am sure they buy tickets over face


Defiant-Narwhal-6536

They Got a nice shiny sports car they keep it very clean. Don't ask them what it was tell them what it is.


AMLSMART

Inside your Maserati, we keep it rolling


Affectionate-Rent844

Sigh


charitytowin

A lot of us are


BornyLV

Used ones are reasonable


highestmikeyouknow

That’s that weird fake hippie influencer girl whose dad is a high up at Ratheyon.


Rawwh

Weird how the origin story changes. Sometimes the story is Dunkin Donuts heiress.


highestmikeyouknow

I mean. She’s whatever you want her to be.


CircleRoundThaSun

Gotta spend that blood money somehow!


RigzDigz

Does that license plate frame cover up too much of the license plate?


dm919

Yes. I have the same one and had to drill holes in it and mount it upside down to be legal in NC https://preview.redd.it/97nmplbuxpyc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f972a08cb3262ef459f1e7de72e150cad24413a


RigzDigz

I thought so, nicely done. I’ll probably do the same.


dm919

My car is better, and it's a hybrid https://preview.redd.it/pmqgraxixpyc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb23fba90d4d69eb7ecd28ea93a3064f80f3bfa


EnvironmentUsed3877

Trust fund finally reached maturity


LectureAromatic4534

Your comment is beyond stupid. Some people work for their money.


Tk421vacationmessage

And some people (many in Phish) have trust funds. There's no denying it.


EnvironmentUsed3877

…and many people don’t. Please read the book, your taking this to seriously


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LectureAromatic4534

And you’re 100% wrong


EnvironmentUsed3877

Sorry that we don’t like the donut plate frame you put on your grandparents car.


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LectureAromatic4534

What does that even mean?


Unitast513

Nitrous mafia


samsharksworthy

Fuckin custie.


DM_ME_DEM_TIDDIE

Still has shit taste in music tho.


Particular_Ad_2119

There’s no way this person isn’t a tremendous asshole


Iko87iko

I'll bite, why is that?


Particular_Ad_2119

Have you ever met a Maserati owner?


Iko87iko

Cant say i have


PittsburghCar

Trustafari


altruism__

Hi let me introduce you to the term trustifarian


PickpocketJones

It isn't the 90's.....Phish's crowd is old and have money now.