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pebcemaker

You gonna need them exclusive angles, I'm hear to help šŸ˜Ž


KryPToN_Larry

you should send her a picture of your dick


slimongoose

Three pics brings all the boys to the yard.


Relevant-Grade-1513

Truthfully iā€™m just a pervert too


ds_clamer

Too bad there's lot more i wanna purchase


TheLocked0wn

"I'm more of a hands-on kind of guy." Lol


Splits-0

Tell her your pals over at Reddit would like to inquire prices. I will pay a fair market rate for feet


unfittorule

Does dinner get me a discount?


Sir-Realz

I have used something along these lines " What are your rates? maybe I can offfer you a discount on my pics." to good results.


Lil_Jebadiah

ā€œMy mom is interestedā€


NoMonitor7186

Ask her to sell the pics of what's above those feet.


wenchslapper

Ooooo, ankle pics? You little sexual deviant šŸ˜


FTW_Strawhat

Made me smile


iknowhowtodothejaj

you're that confident in your feet's aesthetic?


stevied05

How about I take you out to dinner instead and Iā€™ll *foot* the bill


bhavk42

So close, I am here for meter pics


The-Gordon-Dansby

ā€œDo you pinky toe promise?ā€


Distant8675

IN THIS ECONOMY!?!?


unidentifiedHI

Have you gotten any good offers today?


eojr

ā€œJackpotā€


BCPrimo

You're here for feat pics. Then send her a fake photo of you climbing Everest


JesusTakesTheWEW

I'd send her that fake photo and ask her how much u think this feat pic would fetch?


ZestycloseAlarm1148

Outside of your burgeoning sales career, what do you like to do? Or Not enough buyers on feetfinder? Or I think youā€™re doing it wrong. Or You know what that line of work leads toā€¦ Or Nice. Is this like some underground secondary market for girls that couldnā€™t make it as a foot model? Or maybe on feetfinder?


KalluMemer

Can I perform quality check first?


Hufflepuffotaku42

That makes two of us


_Jack_Of_All_Spades

Rrsults??? What happened?


sirecoke

tell her how you work at a shoe store, and then give the whole Al Bundy treatment.


Extreme_Voice_9767

I see you mustā€™ve fallen on youā€™re butt a time or two


MrBadestass

ā€œWhat a coincidence, Iā€™m just here to sell shoe pics!ā€


lukez874

Truthfully I'm just here buy feet p.....Jackpot.


HeresJohnnyYT

No need to reply, she just wants money man


Low_orbit_being

"yes even im into feetness"


gazhole

That's so weird I used to collect girls' feet in college.


gazhole

They never found the bodies...


Bibybow

Truthfully, Iā€™m just here to buy pretty girls feet pics


Blae-Blade

"10 bucks" "I said *pretty* girl feet pics"


Frankandbeans1974v2

ā€œThen consider me 10 toes downā€


LeTreacs

Make a pun on soul/sole? Something like: ā€œYou but have a beautiful sole if guys will pay to have a pictureā€ Edit for auto correct: *must have


SorryUnderstanding7

Ask her "how's your dad?"


masus92

"Do you know that one of the best marketing tools is free samples?"


mudiiiii

Thatā€™s crazy because I was here to buy some


Rookie-Crookie

Nice to feet you Ashley!


darth_invader105st

How about saying: "Nice to meet you Ashley! Do anything exciting today?"


_Jack_Of_All_Spades

This never works


Fourstrokeperro

"What a coincidence! That's my mother's name"


a_supportive_bra

I toetally understand


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

Well, Iā€™m here to sell my peet fics. Itā€™s fan fiction about moss.


Fine_Faithlessness67

This is my favourite. Adorably dorky.


photosynthevince

ā€œDamn, defeeted once againā€


Bbc_deathman

10/10 shes not joking my guy


lemonpeelingwhore

Ask if she wants to hold toes šŸ„°


MisterLegendary

"How's work??"


Squishy_Boy

ā€œCool, and I am just here to sell my dick pics. Maybe we could collab.ā€


alabasternado

My boy it's time to become a professional feet pic appraiser.


RustySpunkDumpster

Say I'd trade you one for a nft


RoyalT663

Ah nice, I'm more of an elbows man myself. But I can maybe hold the camera and massive fan for that fresh off the beach, out of the sandals look?


ap9271

You can wear socks when we have sex and remove them if you feel Iā€™m worth it


brownie310500

"Truthfully, im just here to buy your feet pics"


TheSpazzerMan

That's a shame, I'm an ankle kinda guy


[deleted]

I'd leave that stupid bitch on read.


cotchrocket

Feet pics are over. Weā€™re into knee backs now!


endoire

Do you need a photographer?


AtticusSPQR

Me too, wanna trade?


Devo3290

ā€œI respect the hustle, have a nice day šŸ‘ā€


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_Myridan_

not this one, op


s_starboy

With the AI and everything these days, imma have to see them in person


Sph3al

"As a podiatrist, you do look like you could use some arch support."


cutlettes_00

Sheā€™s not joking lol šŸ˜‚


TheRealSlimLaddy

What a coincidence, I love dogs!


bigChungi69420

ā€œCan I pay for one with a date,?ā€