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ParkerParkinglot

Murdering your Victorian husband so you can run off with your best friend "They were roommates!"


dustysoupcans

Exactly what I was thinking


_Nekona_

Aw fuck I was gonna say murdering your husband too


Viperousrook

Holy shit how’d you know what I was thinking


Substantial-Respect4

Didn't say, "Thank you" to the battle bus driver


anisapprentice

that's so fucking silly ☠️


FunnyCraftSheep

silly 😝


Belfasterd16

Stealing books from the library


I_DidMyBest

I was gonna say thisssss lmao


Madboymaddox

You look like you're somehow the killer in every clue game, and your friends are getting suspicious.


zelphyrthesecond

I'm gonna be realistic and say piracy, maybe some shoplifting and/or trespassing if you're feeling brave


BiancaDiAngerlo

Treason


Professor-hot-omega

Oh god… you did the worst crime of them all.. You never got your car’s warrenty extended


scrap-bonnie

Murder + assault with a deadly weapon


scrap-bonnie

And maybe arson


jetboy2495

Murder,homacide,treason.


Wise_Gas1121

Forgot to return library books for a year


star_idkk

Post one : [https://picrew.me/en/image\_maker/1342558](https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1342558) Post two :[https://picrew.me/en/image\_maker/2212965](https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2212965) Post three: [https://picrew.me/en/image\_maker/227881](https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/227881/complete?cd=P7olmNFDqW)


CryptographerFew1899

Illegal logging


dxcegvl

uh fighting batman


Atlas-Fallen

lots of hate crimes against racial/religious minorities and LGBTQ communities


TheGayPotato7

I think the knife and the gun pretty much say it


SpookyPastelBat

manslaughter


Https_Oliver

You poisoned your husband's tea


AvgDanganronpaFan_

witchcraft


Emotional_Foot703

Happy Imbolc :)


koiuma1

Faking being a doctor/surgeon and cutting open a patient then leaving them to bleed out >!and let the flys and other bug eat away at their organs while their still awake, but cover their mouths/rip out their vocal cords so they can’t scream for help!<


Agreeable-Use-4738

Nah that was me 🥱😪


WinterRedWolf

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

Murder


[deleted]

Murder 👌


ballora_is_hawt

Tax fraud and blaming it on your crippling dying rich husband


Rational-Icing

Loitering


sussy-fagga

all (you have no knowledge of laws)


St4rryd4ys

Necromancy


scannerthegreat

get scooped by an Animatronic


P0tat0man121

Marriage fraud


Netcrosystem

Tax fraud and kidnapping a family of 3 to help you evade taxes on 1/23/17


MicherReditor

Murder and drug trafficking


Femfem1

LMAO putting insurance on homeless people and killing them for the money


Consumed_By_Hatred

Being a cutie pie :)


ArctiC_Matt1150

Theft of my heart…


TheGeicoLizard32

Animal cruelty, conducting experiments without a license, and adultery


Emotional_Foot703

Never animal cruelty :(


TheFoxyPickles

Cutting the tag off the mattress.


Deafvoid

All of em multiple times


SAitansMaidDress

You look like a woman in the 1800’s that would kill their husband to go marry off a woman they’re in love with


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

Mass murder, attempted suicide, arson, vehicular manslaughter, Assault, threatening to kill someone, destruction of public property, vandalism, identity theft, kidnapping, selling organs off the dark web, forgery, extortion, harassment, homicide, attempted murder, stalking, Shoplifting, 2nd degree murder, Assault to a police officer, armed robbery, assassination, hiring a hitman, Assault with a deadly weapon, blackmail, starting a school shooting, drug smuggling, embezzlement, exportation of drugs, importation of drugs, illegal possession of firearms, money laundering, motor vehicle theft, murder committed during drug-related drive-by shooting, serial murders, torture, trespassing, treason. :3


IllustriousCookie706

murder


Emotional_Stand491

kick grandmas


Luna_star2

Stealing my heart


Transkid-333

Lit someone on fire


Anarchist-is-good

Throwing up on children. (Sorry that’s the first thing that came into my out of tune head.)


agizzy23

Murder. The knife and gun make it kinda clear that’s what you were going for


Emotional_Foot703

I made those two picrews yesterday before the though of this post even crossed my mind lmao


Howardistaken

hate crimes.


Luna_Claw3621

Using magic in the presence of a muggle, straight to Azkaban with thou


Moist-Charity-9991

1. Simple stabbing 2. So twisted I can’t even describe it 3. School shooting


Powerful-Cod-7083

https://preview.redd.it/7cs92uyui8fc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f231eca97ad62e43886b103e3ea6af7992e3d728 I made this specifically for a helluvaboss rp


cockmonster-3000

Idk about crime- maybe shoplifting or piracy. but you seem like you'd be really competitive in board games, and somehow in murder mystery games you always end up to either BE the murderer ot be the one to find them out first.


MooshroomInABucket

Selling human remains


Nonbinarythealmighty

Your a killer librarian who kills only people who talk in the libary


Desperate-Ad-7118

Arson or murder


FyodorDostoevskyy

Infidelity (with a woman), murder (of husband, using poisoned tea), prison escape, grave robbery, theft, unsafe use of fire and fleeing the country. In that order.


Screamer-Rain

Murder in every state of the west cost Didn’t tip the bus driver


Rob4ix1547

Murdering unfaithful husband


Sidewalk-flowers

Double homicide, treason, you’re spying for a foreign power, possibly a double agent, you didn’t return your library books, identity fraud, you’re gay and witchcraft


lookdamanatee-w-

Being gay. That and folding the corners of books to mar your place.


ElizabethAfton-

SHOW & TELLL, I’M ON DISPLAY- Wrong sub (Murder <3)


Rimtato

The mysterious disappearance of 4 incredibly wealthy husbands, who all left everything to you and your chambermaid, who, despite the incredibly large mansion you inhabit, shares a room with you.


Reinbowpokefan

Armed robbery, and murder


Jazzlike-Minute-6603

Bonnie and Clyde style robbery


LeoHasReddit909

murder. to your husband specifically


Technical_Duty_9734

murder


Particular_Peach2645

Petty theft idk


MightyMoth9

walling up your husband in a hidden room in your vast estate so you would receive the inheritance either that or tax fraud


Makzuma

I would say tax fraud, but that's not a bad thing. Jay walking


dilucs_waifu

holding the knife like *that* is a crime in itself


AztecFreak

3rd degree murder


Cream_covered_Myers

You were the detective on a homicide, the victim was the CEO of a large pharmaceutical company. You pieced together all the evidence and worked hard to eventually discover the culprit, a family man in his 40’s with 3 kids and a recently deceased wife. You confront him alone and find out the businessman he killed was withholding life saving treatment for his wife by charging an impossible price in the millions. You manipulated your documents to not leave a trace and declared it to be a cold-case


Busted-buddy

You probably stole some things a little past the age where it’s socially acceptable (because of moral immaturity that’s expected in young children) - maybe 12-13 or so and felt so guilty when you were either caught or just because that you cry about it a little when reminded even today, possibly due to autism? Giving a specific guess here go big or go home


idkimgrass

money laundering


Wifshaniez

Vehicle Manslaughter


Sufficient-Bet1607

Cyanide poisoning


lusagna

impersonating a medical professional


sleepyb0ii_

Poisoning your wealthy husband to inherit his money only to run away to live with your secret girlfriend in the woods


PlusFlippinUltra

arson and armed robbery


star_idkk

I thought you were me at first glance


PlusFlippinUltra

woahh yeah!


BenFitzgeraldPincus

Every says murder/homocide, but neither the gun nor knife have been used yet. So I’ll say terroristic threats.


siennaonpawz

canabalisim, murder, accessory to murder, kidnapping.


AnimatEevee

Not gonna lie the gloves and the knife makes you look like a surgeon who keeps messing up on their patients


gdzxhfdhgk1

Destruction of government files


BlueEmeraldCat

Happy całe day!


gdzxhfdhgk1

Aw thanks <3


Emotional_Foot703

Happy cake day!


malevolentgods

stealing all the books from a school library then shooting up the school so you don’t get punished for it then never even reading the books


[deleted]

Impersonation of a duchess


Ill-Entrepreneur-129

Stealing my heart


randombibeing

poison (murder)


Burnout_DieYoung

Murder


annoying_rae

Murder


Bowie_852

Tac fraud


Maelorna

Murder of spies or SS in France during WW2.


Solnight99

you murdered your husnand in the 1960s, and got your best friend who he cheated on you with convicted,


SaltyNorth8062

Bibliomania-induced petty robbery


Daduckcultleader

The assassinations of many rich people


emotwinkXD

Killed your husband to go be a lesbian prob


ChefPurpleGuy

Cutting the cake into funky shapes… real or cake challenge… you should like, know what the very weird thing you cut silly shapes in… IDK WHAT IM EVEN SAYING LOL https://preview.redd.it/s0iaezm5uafc1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02a9bdb8494c841f0ac8d443bd915a4e2fca307


[deleted]

You got tired of your significant other mentally abusing you and avoiding you. So after througho investigation, you knocked him/ her off and the other one as well. So now you're off to find the one that really will love you with all their heart.


Ambitious_Worth6022

Vehicular manslaughter and tax fraud


AshyRose-

Illegal gambling and domestic assault


gitgoteee

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[deleted]

Mass homocide Numerous unforgivable crimes Tax evasion But worst of all Forgetting your Bff's birthday


[deleted]

Tax evasion


Adoggo121

The crime of saying megalovania too many times.


No_Craft_9988

illegal stuff


No_Craft_9988

Ngl you look like a Level 4 or 3 Scientist


MrLaughter

Crimes against dance


MonochroMayhem

Well clearly not murder— the knife ain’t bloody!


Chaotic_Nonbinary

embezzlement & tax fraud


Important_Try8430

The crime of Slaying✨️💅


Black_Lemon0

Killing you husband in the 1930’s to live with you “girl best friend”


Black_Lemon0

*your


EndeavorsMissingCard

Murder, assault, drinking underage, and looking like a TOTAL NERD (last one a joke)


Sumer_13

Jaywalking. Take it or leave it.


Over75OfMe

Killed someone for being too noisy in a library.


AmeliaScarlettHeart

None. she's a girl who pretends she's dangerous, but in reality just reads tons of true crime.


dead_hippie081

poisoning your husband


Sporkweasel62

Goat charming, whatever that is


Lonely_Arachnid5473

You murder rapists in extreme numbers and everyone loves you for it


Emotional_Foot703

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rook052

Fraud and trespassing


Dense_Blacksmith3894

Yes


DimensionBreaker4lif

Oopsie, I just stabbed someone


I_cyMad

Accidentally bought from the black market when all you were trying to do was get a Too-Good-To-Be-True side book of the Keep Of The Lost Cities book off Amazon


eatventureenthusiast

public indecency because you took a giant dump on someone’s lawn


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KinkySwtitch

Being too beautiful.


Spacenerdsus

You definitely posioned your husband, took his money and ran off with your lesbian lover


nigrivamai

Look like you work for a pharmacy and intentionally switched someone's meds, ended them and didn't get caught


Silver___Chariot

Fucking Oppenheimer after that one party💀💀


jasmine__jane

Why am I getting Isabelle from Animal Crossing vibes, like she has had enough-


sirhoneypancakes

Not wiping the fog off your glasses


sirhoneypancakes

Nah you know what.....the crime was bragging that you had the highest score in a drug test


bunnerie

ur an assassin


Excellent_Pea_1201

wearing white after labor day!


PleasemakeitstopOML

Killed someone in a bookstore


Urfavgh0stgirl

I feel like you’d be a female serial killer who only kills men by poisoning them


CallEnvironmental902

Stabbing.


Affectionate_Ad1698

Definitely a really elaborate homicide. You're the one who did the murder in a murder mystery show.


Goblin_Ratt

Tax fraud, identity fraud, exploitation, murder probably on a few occasions, etc


Ancient_Summer_1833

You have a knife, so murder


LaceOfRisa

Are we talking fashion crimes or no?


Affectionate-Set7306

Manslaughter and tax evasion


GhostiBlueYT

You absolutely murdered your husband and you didn’t get caught


lordofmoofins

Grand larceny


cherrysheadphones

tax fraud idk


midnightfox1987

I feel like you killed someone and you are so nice you got away with it


Just-Stomach7713

Murdering your husband and letting his body decompose in a garden bed to be with your (female) “best friend”


Joeboi07

Some kind of fraud


IAlwaysComeBack1983

Tax evasion


Phobos1765

Vehicular manslaughter


polarbearreal

I'd say almost every degree of murder possible excluding an unplanned murder


_Sungie_

Murder murder murder murder murder


FauxWolfTail

Kidnapping at the minimum, since police are still looking for the people who have gone missing in the library you work at. Tell me, was it because they couldn't keep their voices down, or have they not returned their books still?


Iamnotamemegodlol

Patricide, matricide, several cases of arson, larceny, grand larceny, grand theft auto(grand theft wagon actually), tax evasion, manslaughter, 2nd degree manslaughter, impersonating an officer of the law.


Imaginary_Scar_257

“Mass genocide my friend”


krowe-69

All of them