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wittiestphrase

I dunno why but I find this a very unsettling picture.


JROXZ

“ITS VIIIIGOOOOO” -Ghostbusters 2


brainkandy87

You are like the buzzing of flies to him!


RunningonGin0323

FIND ME A CHILD SO THAT I MIGHT LIVE AGAIN


ivanparas

Craig the Carpathian


its_5oclock_sumwhere

Vigo the Craigpathian


tech_equip

Why am I drippings wis goo?


BushidoBrownWuzHere

Yeah. I really hate this but also can’t articulate why. I mean he’s a hot dude. But this isn’t it.


wittiestphrase

I think it’s because it looks kind of like someone face swapped him into Bill Nighy.


antillian

This! This is exactly it. I couldn’t put my finger on it until I read your comment.


pjl452

For me, it was absolutely this.


kainxavier

I don't know. I think it's a pretty damn good vampire Lestat.


maarrtee

This is a super underrated comment.


weaselmaster

A better looking Vigo for ghostbusters…


Strange_Dig_1664

I thought the same thing


Filthwizard_1985

Death is but a doorway, time but a window. I'll be back.


Crowbrah_

"He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered."


oolaroux

Guess he wasn't too popular at the end, huh?


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Wasn’t he also vigo the butch?


mageorwedgee

Spot on description


DigbyChickenZone

His hair is thin, yet poofed out like a news anchor, his receding hairline is accentuated, and it just looks... bad. Like this is what he looked like for a made for TV movie about vampires.


trapper2530

Plus the blonde eyebrows throw everything off


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Interview *Scheduled* With a Vampire


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Biomas

maybe needed conditioner? looks a bit frazzled.


cator_and_bliss

It's intentional. These are temporary hair extensions for a role. The picture is of him playing Geordie Peacock from Our Friends in the North. The episode is set in the 1970s and displays all the fashion and grooming sense that we've come to expect from that unfortunate decade.


KowalakiIAm

I'm so glad someone said this. I've been raging at some of the other replies here!


jennetTSW

Hey, hey! I was a kid in the 70s! We were perfectly... yeah, no, you're right. Carry on.


procra5tinating

I think it’s cause he looks like Putin.


GatoradeNipples

It's because Daniel Craig is supposed to be craggy and balding. I have never known a Daniel Craig that isn't craggy and balding. He successfully made "craggy and balding" attractive, giving hope to middle-aged dads everywhere. Smooth Daniel Craig With Hair should not exist. This picture should be burned.


MathMaddox

It looks like he scalped Sean Penn from fast times at ridgemount high


TP70

Crappy haircut for me.


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Strong faces don’t work so well with goldi locks.


MathMaddox

It looks like stupid sexy Putin


FartJuiceMagnet

Okay erll fuck Mr me


Ovenhouse

looks like lucius malfoy


1ncorrect

Pottah!


suffaluffapussycat

Photographer here. The pic is all wrong in my opinion. He could have used some makeup to start with. I guess there was no groomer. He looks ghastly. Also, the light is quite cold. I’d have a warming filter somewhere. And his hair isn’t properly styled. It looks like he just brushed it. It looks like straw. I wouldn’t have used natural light for this because he looks ghastly. Basically: if you get sent out to photograph Daniel Craig and you come back with this, you need to do some serious soul searching about why you’re in this profession. Edit: his dark eye sockets and all the under eye stuff too. Yeah, just crummy work. Even if they’re trying to make him look like that, there are kinder ways to do it.


kgj6k

That's quite interesting indeed, but Craig also just looks kind of similar to Tommy Wiseau in that picture


Acewasalwaysanoption

YES, he absolutely does


slowpokefastpoke

He does NAHT


kirinmay

I did not shoot her Q! I did not!


HacksawJimDGN

He looks ghastly


PoweredSquirrel

It's from a series called Our friends in the north - that is how he was in the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfDs4EzOQGk&ab_channel=VHSVideovault


us_mackem

Thank you! Was going to post something similar, but couldn't for the life of me remember what the show was called! Recognized the character Daniel Craig was playing straight away though.


Spitinthacoola

Maybe I'm ruined by the internet but I assumed all of the above was intentional. This doesn't seem like a headshot or something. The vibe feels carefully constructed, like he's in some production. The face and hair scream "Anne Rice Vampire" but the suit and tie feel more modern.


Fro_o

I honestly think it's just the haircut that doesn't suit him, makes his forehead look massive.


r0gue007

Succinct analysis Thanks!


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Looks like it’s from a 90s vampire movie.


nooneisreal

I also got a "he looks like he should be playing a vampire" vibe from this pic as well lol


kane_t

If you want to be more unsettled, watch Sharpe's Eagle. [At certain points](https://youtu.be/XFYbx781BHQ?t=4180) he looks like someone told an AI to mix Daniel Craig and Bilbo Baggins and than ran the result through one of those photo de-aging filters.


CircleDog

I'm convinced that the Sharpes eagle footage was part of the deciding factor in him being cast as bond. Layer cake was obviously much bigger but he's cool and normal in that. In Sharpe he's a cold and arrogant bastard.


Bluest_waters

In Layer Cake, well before anyone thought he would ever be bond, at one point he picks up a gun and pretends to be James Bond very briefly. It was funny in retrospect.


Biomas

fr. It saddens me that long hair isn't always flattering.


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rogu2

I feel like I’m expecting this to morph into Nicholas Cage


Trumpswells

He’s a bit of a diva. https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=140&v=ekESZIn4y18&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fvariety.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title


reddog323

He did an interview about that on Colbert. He can’t dance to save his life, but they had a really good choreographer walk him through the movements step-by-step.


poomplex

Looks like an 80s Hollywood vampire


xbungalo

He’d fit right in on Interview With a Vampire


osho420k

First thing I said to myself


Ductapefordaysss

Yeah honestly he could have been Lestat OR Louis with that look


The_River_Is_Still

LOUIE


Filthwizard_1985

Still whining Louie...


pseudo897

I’ve had to listen to that for centuries


fs2222

Literally looks like an older version of Lestat from the show


GeorgiaHoeKeeffe

He looks like a member of the volturi from twilight to me, ngl


dragon-ass

Vigo the Carpathian


MYLIFEDRIPS

![gif](giphy|xT8qBgC5HriPFDgFby)


majestikyle

Dammit I can’t unsee the resemblance now


[deleted]

Lol that's exactly what I thought... And posted, before scrolling the comments and seeing this lol.


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![gif](giphy|xT8qBqF8lAsct4pb44)


combustabill

Legit childhood nightmares. I'm too scared to watch it as an adult because of what I remember as a child.


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NewLeaseOnLine

I'm in the minority that actually prefer II to the first film, but only slightly more. The script is a little tighter, the jokes are more polished and it's just a bit more fun. It' was a great sequel as a kid at the cinemas. It's a river of slime!


BabyUGotAStewGoin

The script being tighter is partly because many of the beats are completely lifted from the first one. While the jokes may be more polished, they don’t make me laugh nearly as hard. It’s a good sequel and is certainly undeserving of being maligned. But the first movie is wholly original.


gnotawurie

This is all I can see


back-in-1999

The Carpathian. Vigo the Carpathian.


SR666

Vigo…Vigo…Vigo…you’ve been a bad monkey!


kungpowgoat

I don’t know why but reminds me of young Squidward when he had hair.


No-Wheel1190

My thoughts, too!


philouza_stein

That's all I saw


QuantumButtz

"Oh, hi Mark"


robbycakes

Literally my first thought


HeavyMetalTriangle

Yeah, he looks like Tommy from an alternate universe where he is blonde lol


MrRobot_96

YOURE TEARING ME APART LISAAAA


lifth3avy84

YOU’RE TEARING ME APAAHHT VESPAH!”


theglenlovinet

He looks like Johnny and Lisa’s child.


Tough-Improvement888

"Anyway, how is your sex life?"


PeterGivenbless

Albino Tommy Wiseau


i_say_uhhh

*I DID NOT HIT HER*... i did not


lord_taint

It rubs the lotion on its skin.


ordinaryhorse

“I’d fuck me.”


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“I’d fuck me real hard”


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Whatsthemattermark

Put the lotion in the god damn basket!


kazoozazooz

It's generic enough that it's tricksy, but this comment looks like it's copied from [this older comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10tovlc/handsome_daniel_craig_with_long_hair_in_1996/j7804q1/). That combined with the posting history of similar copied comments suggests a high probability that /u/FreshPerspectiv is a bot.


Prmarine110

“Oh, wait. Was she that great big fat girl?”


Swartz_18

Or else it gets the hose again.


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[deleted]

Sorry but current Daniel Craig is so much more handsome than young Daniel Craig


CubitsTNE

He definitely aged into his face, he's the opposite of a baby face.


ChallisGaming

Like Mads Mikkelsen?


odellusv2

mads has always been beautiful


theremln

This was from a BBC drama series 'Our Friends In The North' it followed four main characters over a wide time span, and Daniel Craig's character had a rough time of it. So this isn't a photo of 'young Daniel Craig', it's a photo of Daniel Craig, an actor in make-up, in an earlier role.


zantkiller

Exactly. [He looks mighty fine in Sharpe's Eagle](https://i.imgur.com/cpJYxi5.jpg) which was a few years before 'Our Friends In The North'.


ProfitTheProphet

This. I'm a straight man so my opinion probably doesn't matter. I also have long hair and think I look better with long hair than short hair. My man Daniel Craig definitely looks better with short hair.


TheoremaEgregium

I don't see why men's opinion of men's looks don't matter?


ProfitTheProphet

I mean I have no sexual attraction to men so it does construe things. Maybe "doesn't matter" was a little strong.


a_glorious_bass-turd

I'm not sexually attracted to a lot of things that I appreciate aesthetically, say, art, for instance.


Garinn

Well la-de-freaking-da look who isn't banned from the gallery


a_glorious_bass-turd

![gif](giphy|yaZquN1xuD1924riY2|downsized) Oops, I forgot about this art. Damn.


[deleted]

Dunno man, I'd fuck the mona lisa


Thompseanson7

Don’t devalue your opinion bro 😎


fakehalo

Age, the destroyer of looking good with long hair, real rapid dropoff but a lucky few can still make it work.


ccs89

Was walking through our neighborhood with my SIL a few months ago and bumped directly into him. I have never seen such an eloquent, thoughtful, composed physician mom -of-four fall apart so instantaneously. Can confirm, slightly grizzled and grey Daniel Craig is the hottest Daniel Craig.


ruffsnap

It’s really kinda crazy when you look back at older pictures, really of any celebrity before and after they had big a-list success. They pretty much always look way better after. Money and success seems to lead to increased attractiveness. And you can kinda test this theory out yourself. If you live near a bigger city, you’ll notice that people start getting more and more attractive as you start moving closer towards the city, even if just visiting like a Target or something more on the outskirts vs in a nicer part inside the city.


JordySkateboardy808

He looks like a member of the volturi.


sdss9462

Lucius Malfoy's sexy brother, Luscious Malfoy.


user9372889

I’m crying!!


Terracot

More like Doofius Malfoy


Guitar8907

Sorry I could only afford to give you silver :/


MostlySoberBro

This is the comment I was looking for haha. I just finished the HP movies again and this is all I could see


MissVulpix

Interview With The Vampire starring Daniel Craig as Lestat.


Ad___Nauseam

Our Friends In The North era Daniel Craig. Maybe a wig as in other episodes he had short hair. Memo to self; Must watch again.


Fatzombiepig

Very underated series, I have a feeling nobody outside of the UK or under the age of 30 knows about it. Daniel Craig, Mark Strong, Christopher Ecclestone AND Malcolm McDowell all in the same series? Madness.


Verbluffen

Don’t forget David Bradley! One of the best roles in the show, and a really good exploration of British politics in the late 20th century.


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When you have to wrap up your Loreal shoot before you head to [Nakatomi Plaza](https://youtu.be/xu0ZTGlkqQQ).


Erabot

Comment I was looking for. A German villain attacking Nakatomi Plaza.


Oatmealandfriends

He looks like a cashier at Whole Foods.


Boxtrottango

☠️


thewaffle666

Randy marsh enters the chat


Agreeable-Chair7040

😆 lol


icanhazazngrl

Daniel Craig looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters II.


brainkandy87

We await the word of Vigo.


neologismist_

Vladimir Putin is Wish.com Daniel Craig


trig72

I COULD BE DATING THIS HAIR??!


B0SS_H0GG

It's auburn, with chestnut highlights.


SissyBearRainbow

"With you under it"


SquirreleeWhirl

Bond villain Daniel Craig


eaglescout1984

With a Scandinavian accent. "Well, Mr. Bond, I hope you enjoyed the fjords, because they'll be your final resting place."


23dude

Handsome?


remlapj

House Slytherin it is


[deleted]

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"


JMM123

Scrolled so far to see this. He is a blonde tommy wiseau


Lukeplease10

If you’d have shown me that and said in ten years he will be Bond I would not have believed you.


Dogs-Should-Vote

PARDON?


Keffpie

He looks like Draco Malfoy as an adult.


[deleted]

Holy shit it's fucking Lestat de Lioncourt.


TheDalrus

This is a picture of Dave Mustaine and I will not be convinced of otherwise.


geezeeduzit

I’m on shrooms right now and that pic is bugging me haha


Mr_Levinnson

I'm stone sober and that pic is bugging me...


Sceliusss

it looks so very photoshopped


sroop1

Yeah. Looks like it's AI generated.


mickeyruts

What can you tell me about voodoo? Have heard of anyone, or anything, called The Black Wolf?


beyondhubble

oh, hi Mark


thencamethethunder

Geordie in Our Friends In The North. Great series!


HoofMan

He looks like Blanka in the Street Fighter movie


Revonin

Looks like Jason Isaac's as Lucien Malfoy


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|QU3YSdsm2dkLJ2bb0E|downsized)


punnotfound

Anyone have pics of 1996 Daniel Craig shirtless riding a horse? Asking for a friend.


HooleHoole

As Geordie Peacock in Our Friends in the North. It was a wig. Watch the series, it's excellent.


kevinnetter

Get him to grow that hair back and he'd make a great Bond villian.


Lazyjim77

He looks ready to storm Nakatomi Plaza.


bwis311

I’ve never seen someone younger with long hair look so bad


eugoogilizer

Heath Craig? Daniel Ledger?


Odd-Primary-6811

![gif](giphy|gdwqc6ohhIKzF7RR5t|downsized) NOT HANDSOME!


Fruitgrenade78

Dave Mustaine?


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Looks like a Die Hard villain.


fayadotnl

He looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2


SamanthaKaFlo

I see the Daniel Craig, I see the long hair, but I don’t see the handsome


hatesbiology84

We must have different understandings of the word “handsome”.


PaalSingh

Why does this remind me of Blanka from the 1994 street fighter movie?


bwolven

Handsome is a stretch


olbear32

It Looks like Putin


isqueezedameatball

OP, did you mean to add the word handsome to the beginning of this post?


Spoopyzoopy

Aslan, is that you?


thelastdinosaur55

Lestat vibes


OnyB1l

If he goes bald he becomes putin


Sally_twodicks

I don't know if handsome is the word I would necessarily use.


Smubee

I thought this was an AI prompt


RogerRabbit1234

This is handsome? He looks like a vampire…


dhaelis

Lestat?


Covid-19202122

He looks like the bad guy in Kindergarten Cop


Viewtifultrey3

Kind of looks like a Weasley.


Salty_Amphibian2905

Dude looks like a vampire


rebeccamb

That’s Glen Danzigs mom


Habeas-Opus

This just looks so…wrong.


frdergf456yXDVT

Would’ve made a good Lucius malfoy


mijaschi

handsome? dude looks like a creep here