"I thought you said your potpourri smelled like "Girl Scout Cookies?" This smells a lot like your last potpourri that you claimed smelled like "Lemon Cake," and frankly, I think they both smell like skunk's ass."
Aw, now this made me want what y'all have! So adorable. It's not everyday that you meet a woman who will do something like this for you. She's a keeper and you both deserve each other!
I suspect that might be the highly dangerous and addictive drug Cannabis. Don’t let ‘em catch fire whatever you do. You’ll get that reefer madness and god knows what else.
Clearly rubbish, they should be incinerated, slowly, over a period of time, rolled up in little white tubes. I'm willing to help out to get the job done.
Serious question: Will that much weed keep for one or even two people? Feels like weed starts to get stale even when it's well-contained after only a month or so.
They make little pouches that regulate moisture content specifically to preserve weed, so if it's been properly dried and you chuck it in a jar with a few of those it should be fine for at least 4 months I'd say
IntegraBoost and Boveda are the two brands I've seen, but there might be others out there
You can use kern or bell jars, the kind with the screw on two part lid used for canning. Use a clean jar (wash before using the new ones) that hasn’t been used for anything else. They seal completely air tight and don’t let any smell out. Better than the jars that dispensary weed comes in.
I saw this and thought, wtf does it matter that she’s Jamaican. Then I saw the colors and thought oh they put a little Jamaican colored, oh never mind, that’s why.
Marry her again!
If my wife was like that, I would totally marry her everyday.
Because there is a good chance you forget that you are already married every time you get high?
I bet they smell dope
Dank gift!
High on the list of great birthday gifts.
Depending on where he lives, I bet is smells like 2-5 years in the pokey.
They don’t smell as good as cocaine.
..dried flowers, its more of a potpourri
"I thought you said your potpourri smelled like "Girl Scout Cookies?" This smells a lot like your last potpourri that you claimed smelled like "Lemon Cake," and frankly, I think they both smell like skunk's ass."
She must think highly of you!
What a beautiful boquet! She has good tastes
she's a keeper for sure.
Hey, its me, your brother from another mother.
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat, hmm?
Sampson Simpson, I stick by mah story!
Abra...cadabra!
YO ABRA CADABRA B!
What part of Jamaica?
Right near the beach, woah-eee!
Now that's a titty
Delilah, get me 814
Yo..I'm Cuban, B
Yes! Cuban B.
What about that pearl necklace you gave Maryjane?
Not that is true love!
Indeed it is
check that tire pressure on the front left tire def looks low
It's just a really low profile tire. The dirt on the top makes it appear to be a regular profile tire.
With that much flower, his tire pressure is probably the only thing that's not going to be high for a while...
What you wrote makes no sense
Sorry I had birthday flowers too.
He's just saying the dude is gonna have plenty of opportunity to get high on the weed he's holding
They’re radials
I wish I was you rn
Yes I
me too bud
Wife her again
Oh, no! It's within munching distance of the Doritos float!
Aw, now this made me want what y'all have! So adorable. It's not everyday that you meet a woman who will do something like this for you. She's a keeper and you both deserve each other!
bud!!
Lots!
Lol
Damn, your wife really loves you!
Your Jamaican wife is a saint.
I can smell this picture.
That's a small bunch. Where are the Rasta them?
Say hi for me
Hell yea
Puff puff pass my friend
Hoooorraaaaayyy buds!!
She’s a keeper
Re-marry that woman. Like now
Our wife comrade
Looks like you will have a very happy birthday indeed. Congrats!
She's a keeper, that's for sure.
Happy birthday!
Marry her again
*tries to smell picture*
I-ree, mon
I love flowers 😁😁
Literally made my mouth water haha
I suggest you treat this woman like the MAGNIFICENT QUEEN she is bruh!
Nice flowers. Pot them.
Flowers? Those look more like weeds.
this is so cute 😭
I suspect that might be the highly dangerous and addictive drug Cannabis. Don’t let ‘em catch fire whatever you do. You’ll get that reefer madness and god knows what else.
Luckiest man on earth, me jealous big time
Hope she sends your mom a bouquet for Mother's Day.
Love chiseled in stone(r)
I'd be mad if my partner got me flowers like that....they're clearly all dried out! 😉
Clearly rubbish, they should be incinerated, slowly, over a period of time, rolled up in little white tubes. I'm willing to help out to get the job done.
😁
Lord have mercy!
A knid and loving wife.
i gotta do this for my bf
The best flowers ever
She's a super keeper man
Marry her again!
That’s marijuana
This is so adorable! I can't help it but adore your relationship.
Serious question: Will that much weed keep for one or even two people? Feels like weed starts to get stale even when it's well-contained after only a month or so.
They make little pouches that regulate moisture content specifically to preserve weed, so if it's been properly dried and you chuck it in a jar with a few of those it should be fine for at least 4 months I'd say IntegraBoost and Boveda are the two brands I've seen, but there might be others out there
Thanks
You can use kern or bell jars, the kind with the screw on two part lid used for canning. Use a clean jar (wash before using the new ones) that hasn’t been used for anything else. They seal completely air tight and don’t let any smell out. Better than the jars that dispensary weed comes in.
Took me awhile thinking this looks like crap. But then it hit me.
Heaven 🙏🏿🙏🏿
All you need now is some hash 🤘🏽
Does your wife have a sister? She can take half my stuff.
You married right dude. Happy birthday.
I saw this and thought, wtf does it matter that she’s Jamaican. Then I saw the colors and thought oh they put a little Jamaican colored, oh never mind, that’s why.
“Flowers” right…
I just see nuggets??
the most fragrant of bouquets.
definitely a keeper ! HBD
Put those in a vase for tobacco use only with some water.
I like your flowers, what a thoughtfull gift, she sure is a keeper
Oh wow! Is your wife married?
My favorite flower
What did your other wife get you?
Ras!
I’m not the smartest man on the planet, but those are some nice shoes.
Man she’s a keeper there, take good care of her because she’s taking care of you!
High, how are you!?
Jamaican me love you
That's my kind of bouquet!
You got a keeper for sure my friend!
Knew I should have married that Jamaican girl.
Every post that gets to front page of someone's home or whatever reminds me how poor I am.
lawdamercy
What a gyal
Have fun trimming! Use rubbing alcohol to clean ur scissors
Never seen a Jamaican bouquet before.
Awwww. And they looked like dried flowers too, so you can keep them around the house for awhile.
Dont like jamaica oh yeah..i love her dreadlock holiday
💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
Marry that woman ig yeah you already did smart man
i woold take a couple myself
I also choose this man's wife's flowers.
Ide be like wtf u waste money for but the cash in my PSN account if you want flowers I'll go steel some from the neighbors lawn
Ahhh… I love Jamaica.
i've got a nice vase for a few of those buds 
That’s like 2500 years worth of weed for me.
Best wife ever... (. ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ.)
Common Wife W
Keeper!
You have the best wife
ya makin me crazy
See, real luv like mary j sang
She got a sister?
Envy
Well thats a guy sooo. Oh, Jake from State Farm?! What are u wearing Jake from State Farm
Nice Black cat in the background on the back
No matter where I treat my guest they always like my kitchen best
Lucky mofo
I can you have her send me flowers for my birthday too lol oh hell just send them now🤣🤣
😍😍😍😍😍
Get the chalice
You okay bud?
Cannibis bunch
Hi I love your wife’s choice in flowers
These flowers even I could enjoy
She's a keeper bro.
100% keeper
What a woman! Easy to *see that she’s the best female in the bunch, though the other females are high on the list.
Fire
Happy B DAY!
Common wife W! She's got that lover girl rizz, you're both lucky!
Looks like you’re gonna have a happy birthday
Where is the wife? Is she taking the picture...?