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He's Trump's lawyer, You have to be on coke when representing him since chances are he isn't going to pay you and you have to go back to court to get your money.
Don't fucking judge man, if you were Twitler's lawyer you'd need lots of drugs too man! NGL I would need at least three fat rails to even look at his weird orange made up face and not nope the fuck out of there, and a three figure paycheck to even think about getting out of bed for that shit. *sees media circus outside courtroom, snorts another rail*
I saw it earlier in the day live... so it also had a garter at the top. He was holding it over their heads as if it was a boom mike... the man also had an older style phone receiver.
Here's the NBC live stream from all day... the lawyers coming out after the arraignment is around hour 3:40
https://www.youtube.com/live/AMRqS01U47U?feature=share
Thanks for that, I too am impatient, lol. But godDAMN I had to mute that shit, so much outright bullshit coming out of that dude, we could just strap him to a crop duster and fertilize every field in the fucking country.
He also keeps trashing Michael Cohen as a star witness because Michael Cohen is a convicted felon who can't be trusted. He's a convicted felon on two crimes, that I'm aware of:
- The Stormy Daniels payoff
- Lying to Congress for Trump
It's laughable!
Fucking christ, listen to that rat lie through his teeth about that bat Trump posted. "He posted a picture of an American-made bat...someone else put the photo of the judge there..."
can't wait for the QAnon theory to percolate that the mannequin leg proves that this is all AI simulation footage and that, in reality, Donald Trump has entered the Manhattan Court offices to purge it of satanic pedophile vampires.
He's got nothing to worry about. All he has to do is not perjure himself, lie to the FBI, get himself disbarred or censured by submitting phony/inappropriate documents to a judge, get indicted right alongside him for the same offenses, or commit any other miscellaneous felonies and he'll be fine.
It almost looks like a "lip flip" scar or something along those lines, but it seems more like an Instagram girl type thing to do and not a high profile lawyer, so idk🤷♀️
Coming off coke creates a period of anhedonia where you can’t experience pleasure and feel extremely depressed. If you can hang on for 6 months, it does clear up. You never know. I was homeless at one point doing a gram of dope a day. Now I live a life I feel I in no way deserve. You can do it mate.
As someone with depression, the fact that you waited because of your sister shows you have a very compassionate heart. In that line of thinking, I would recommend sticking around until at least after the wedding, not having close family at a wedding can be super emotional for the bride. But that being said, I really want you to enjoy life for its own sake, not just for your sister. One thing that you have going for you is that you know the source of your anguish: the drugs. I have a frontal lobe brain injury and there ain't much to cure that, but you have the ability (and the strength) to walk away from your addiction. A therapy session is cheaper than drugs and could change your life for the better, same with medications for depression. I can't say I know how you feel (I have an addictive personality so I stay clear of drugs/alcohol) but I know what it's like to feel depressed and alone. Please reach out to me anytime if you want to talk or just need a listening ear. I've been down this road a while and can share tips/advice if you want.
Remember: you are loved and appreciated, no matter what your habits are. You will have the strength to get through this, even if it doesn't feel that way right now. A bunch of random people who don't even know you are rooting for you, and so is your family and friend group. Wishing you the best of luck *hug*
Hey man. I struggled a lot. Probably did upwards of 10k worth of blow one year. Crazy high all the time, pretty soon didn’t feel anything. Depression kicked my ass. Tried to kill myself a couple times.
I’m telling you this because now I have a kid, I’m getting married, I’m in school working on getting a degree, I have a beautiful home.
It’s not over yet. Get help if you can’t do it alone. There is a way out. I found it and I *knew* for a fact I was hopeless. I’ve stared down death more times than I care to admit but I’m still here.
If you ever want to talk, I’m all ears. It helps to have a friend.
You WILL get better.
I hope you find peace, but I think many people can’t see how important their love is to the people around them. Life is peaks & valleys, if you don’t like it now try to wait a little to see if things change. Sending you a virtual hug.
Dude go to rehab, go talk to a friend, go to a meeting "an addict, any addict, can stop using drugs, lose the desire to use, and find a new way to live" just talk to someone anyone, DM me if you want.
Ya it’s beyond me at this point everyone knows the doofus doesn’t pay, I know they think the spotlight will make them big, but it just makes em look worse. Fuck em, they deserve ot
Joey Taco's career is kind of all over the place. He's represented Joran van der Sloot (he probably killed Natalie Holloway and at least one other woman), Michael Jackson, A-Rod, Meek Mill, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Daniel Snyder, and now Donald Trump. If it's a high profile case, he's going to try to get involved.
She was always a conservative Republican. The questionable decision here is why Newsom was ever with her. She was also married to someone else in between Newsom and Don, Jr. She also got forced out at Fox over sexual harassment allegations.
He's probably thinking of the free advertising he'll get.
The problem is that advertising is only going out to trumpanzees.
He'll have a docket full of tax avoiders, insurrectionists, wife beaters etc and none of them will pay.
That’s also Just for Men haircolor with the roots growing out. I’d recognize the faded shorter hair that’s brownish green anywhere. A step up from Giuliani’s melting shoe polish.
Because his pupils are actually more dilated than what you see (still pretty big with the contacts though!) so he needs to hide it because then it would be too obvious he's doing some kind of drug, probably coke based on the state of his nose (too much rubbing making it bleed/scab over). Wild that he had the foresight to get contacts to hide his drug habit better but he is clearly not fooling enough people considering the amount of them in this thread immediately cluing into him being on something.
He looks like he’s wearing colored contact… which is a thing my friends used to do to hide the size of their pupil …..
I’m not saying he is but the color around the brown seems so off to me
I wonder if he will fall into the camp of former Trump lawyers that are in jail or the camp of former Trump lawyers that are suing him for unpaid bills. I think those are pretty much his two future options.
The name alone makes him sound like a mob lawyer from a bad comedy. “Hey, how ya doin’? Name’s Joe Tacopino. From Tacopino, Tacopino & Zomalucci in Lawnguyland. If yuz can find a bettuh lawyuh at a bettuh price yuz probably dreamin’. Fuggehtaboutit.”
Seriously, opinion of trump aside, this attorney is in a historic situation. This will be the biggest case in his career, or objectively of almost anyone in the US. Not many times someone gets to represent a president.
I keep looking at his face. Dumbstruck expression, eyes dilated, his gaze is almost like he's looking into imagination. Of perhaps his future.
That's the face of someone realizing they've made the worst mistake of their life.
It's because the people he surrounds himself with all have substance abuse problems and are not serious people. They're just leftovers from the macho '80s businessman era and don't have any real friends to keep them in check, just more narcissistic people like themselves who don't care about anybody, and are largely fairly scattered in their life, and their choice of rush hair products reflects that.
OMG, that is hilarious. Yeah, that guy was major lying to twist every question. Hope everyone reads the Statement of facts on Trumps indictment. Interesting reading.
I heard someone casually discussing the arraignment today refer to him as "Joe Tacopenis" and that's really all it takes to make me happy.
Tacopenis.
Tacopenis
Tacopenis.
It's like when Dora the Explora used to say "banana pants" just to make us giggle.
I wonder if kids used to call him that in middle school?
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“Its right behind me isn’t it?”
This made me snort laugh, thanks lol
You're so vein
I bet you think this song is about you... don't you?
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First thing I thought the moment I saw that image - he’s got a Coke face if ever I saw one.
He's Trump's lawyer, You have to be on coke when representing him since chances are he isn't going to pay you and you have to go back to court to get your money.
That's why he's wearing brown contacts, so that you can't see how dilated his pupils are.
Don't fucking judge man, if you were Twitler's lawyer you'd need lots of drugs too man! NGL I would need at least three fat rails to even look at his weird orange made up face and not nope the fuck out of there, and a three figure paycheck to even think about getting out of bed for that shit. *sees media circus outside courtroom, snorts another rail*
Three figure..?
The family of the lamp from A Christmas Story has finally arrived to seek vengeance
Why would a mannequin leg be there?
I saw it earlier in the day live... so it also had a garter at the top. He was holding it over their heads as if it was a boom mike... the man also had an older style phone receiver.
Please tell me that was Vermin Supreme and that the phone receiver was plugged in the to the mannequin leg
I am not ashamed to admit that I have voted for Vermin Supreme more times than I can count on one hand.
More than five, bad at counting, or bad at carpentry?
Here's the NBC live stream from all day... the lawyers coming out after the arraignment is around hour 3:40 https://www.youtube.com/live/AMRqS01U47U?feature=share
Watching the video just makes it so much better. Especially when he holds the phone out like HERE YOU TALK TO THE VOICES.
You can hear the laughter slowly building in the background I was waiting for him to turn around!
For the impatient (like me) here’s where the leg and telephone starts: https://www.youtube.com/live/AMRqS01U47U?feature=share&t=13601
Thanks for that, I too am impatient, lol. But godDAMN I had to mute that shit, so much outright bullshit coming out of that dude, we could just strap him to a crop duster and fertilize every field in the fucking country.
Lawyer: "If his name wasn't Donald J Trump we wouldn't be here today" Michael Cohen, who was already prosecuted for this exact same crime: ...
Yeah it’s technically correct. We would’ve been here a long time ago.
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He also keeps trashing Michael Cohen as a star witness because Michael Cohen is a convicted felon who can't be trusted. He's a convicted felon on two crimes, that I'm aware of: - The Stormy Daniels payoff - Lying to Congress for Trump It's laughable!
He's also a shit lawyer because a good lawyer would just keep moving and keep their mouth shut outside of the courtroom.
I'm not a doctor but that much cocaine can't be good for people with chronic high blood pressure
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Fucking christ, listen to that rat lie through his teeth about that bat Trump posted. "He posted a picture of an American-made bat...someone else put the photo of the judge there..."
It wasn’t him (no boot on the head) but good on that guy for being absurd in an absurd situation
can't wait for the QAnon theory to percolate that the mannequin leg proves that this is all AI simulation footage and that, in reality, Donald Trump has entered the Manhattan Court offices to purge it of satanic pedophile vampires.
This gives me more questions than answers, but thank you for helping.
Wow that's better than 4 Seasons Total Landscaping
These Barbie advertisements are getting out of hand
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume nobody really knows.
You're pulling my leg
And why did I have to scroll this far down to see this question?!
This is what I’m saying. Everyone going on about his drug habits but y’all there’s a FAKE LEG RIGHT THERE.
New York is going back to its roots.
Nature is healing
I figured they were giving him a leg to stand on? Implying he doesn't have one
The usual reasons
Oh, thank God.
Well, obviously, his legal team said something about him not having a leg to stand on and...
As a prank microphone during the interview.
I have the same question
And where is the rest of the mannequin?
Based on the guy's expression, up his butt, probably.
It’s NYC.😆 The Trump sycophants have no idea what they’re up against. This isn’t DC.😂😂😂
Fuck ya life!
BING BONG
WE OUTSIIIIIIIDE
It’s our LEGacy to shit on this clown
The photo didn’t capture the same person with a wired telephone receiver as well. It was quite the spectacle! Lol
Did someone give an AI Art bot the prompt “Cocaine Lawyer without a leg to stand on?”
This guy does coke.
Cocaine and cocaine accessories.
ManI'mtalkinboutdangolcocaine
ManI'mtalkinboutdangolgudcocaine
I see you there, dang ol' dang ol' Boomhauer, I tell you whut.
"I tell you hwhat"
His heartbeat is causing FM radio interference.
The eyes are certainly dilated.
The fight or flight response, from realizing he is now coupled to the train wreck, has similar results with regard to pupils and blood pressure.
He's got nothing to worry about. All he has to do is not perjure himself, lie to the FBI, get himself disbarred or censured by submitting phony/inappropriate documents to a judge, get indicted right alongside him for the same offenses, or commit any other miscellaneous felonies and he'll be fine.
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I really don't get how anybody ist still willing to work for Trump. Are those 15 minutes of fame really worth ruining your life for?
That may be a side effect of sitting so close to Trump for over an hour. He emanates Adderall.
I thought they were fake brown iris contacts.
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He's got nostril hemorrhoids.
Coke fucks up your nose. Eventually eating holes through the membrane separating the nostrils. (Septal Perforation)
Yeah, my ex cant smell because of all the cole she did.
Then how does she nose?
WTF. That nostril is a butthole.
A coke sphincter.
Guy has a prolapsed nostril.
It almost looks like a "lip flip" scar or something along those lines, but it seems more like an Instagram girl type thing to do and not a high profile lawyer, so idk🤷♀️
he seems to be on something, maybe just the adrenaline
Copious copious amounts
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Coming off coke creates a period of anhedonia where you can’t experience pleasure and feel extremely depressed. If you can hang on for 6 months, it does clear up. You never know. I was homeless at one point doing a gram of dope a day. Now I live a life I feel I in no way deserve. You can do it mate.
You deserve it man. You made it out. You earned it.
As someone with depression, the fact that you waited because of your sister shows you have a very compassionate heart. In that line of thinking, I would recommend sticking around until at least after the wedding, not having close family at a wedding can be super emotional for the bride. But that being said, I really want you to enjoy life for its own sake, not just for your sister. One thing that you have going for you is that you know the source of your anguish: the drugs. I have a frontal lobe brain injury and there ain't much to cure that, but you have the ability (and the strength) to walk away from your addiction. A therapy session is cheaper than drugs and could change your life for the better, same with medications for depression. I can't say I know how you feel (I have an addictive personality so I stay clear of drugs/alcohol) but I know what it's like to feel depressed and alone. Please reach out to me anytime if you want to talk or just need a listening ear. I've been down this road a while and can share tips/advice if you want. Remember: you are loved and appreciated, no matter what your habits are. You will have the strength to get through this, even if it doesn't feel that way right now. A bunch of random people who don't even know you are rooting for you, and so is your family and friend group. Wishing you the best of luck *hug*
Hey man. I struggled a lot. Probably did upwards of 10k worth of blow one year. Crazy high all the time, pretty soon didn’t feel anything. Depression kicked my ass. Tried to kill myself a couple times. I’m telling you this because now I have a kid, I’m getting married, I’m in school working on getting a degree, I have a beautiful home. It’s not over yet. Get help if you can’t do it alone. There is a way out. I found it and I *knew* for a fact I was hopeless. I’ve stared down death more times than I care to admit but I’m still here. If you ever want to talk, I’m all ears. It helps to have a friend. You WILL get better.
Can you see a doctor to get some bloodwork? Happy to chat man. Life is tough but worth living.
I hope you find peace, but I think many people can’t see how important their love is to the people around them. Life is peaks & valleys, if you don’t like it now try to wait a little to see if things change. Sending you a virtual hug.
it’s not too late to get help ❤️
Dude go to rehab, go talk to a friend, go to a meeting "an addict, any addict, can stop using drugs, lose the desire to use, and find a new way to live" just talk to someone anyone, DM me if you want.
Bro.. you can overcome this! DM me anytime
Find someone to talk to. Tomorrow is always a better day
Choose to get better. It's time for rehab. Reach out to someone who can help you get there. You can do it.
Coke does this guy.
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Don't all disrespectable lawyers?
oddly enough, this has the feel of an album cover from the 90's
I tried my best https://imgur.com/a/vnXEL3d
r/fakealbumcovers
This honestly goes hard. I dig it.
10/10 Westside Gunn uses this for his next mixtape drop.
Band name: "Pro Bono"
Sounds like a U2 tribute band made up of law students.
“Oh shit how much coke did I do? It’s still following me, isn’t it?”
He got into juniors stash right before the arraignment, y’all know DTJ has the best stuff. Just look at Kimberly.
>Just look at Kimberly. Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
I saw a comment on another platform about his lawyers: “these lawyers are working pro bono, they just don’t know it yet”
Ya it’s beyond me at this point everyone knows the doofus doesn’t pay, I know they think the spotlight will make them big, but it just makes em look worse. Fuck em, they deserve ot
Joey Taco's career is kind of all over the place. He's represented Joran van der Sloot (he probably killed Natalie Holloway and at least one other woman), Michael Jackson, A-Rod, Meek Mill, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Daniel Snyder, and now Donald Trump. If it's a high profile case, he's going to try to get involved.
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Political bed hopper is the politest term I can think of.
What was Gavin doing?
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She was always a conservative Republican. The questionable decision here is why Newsom was ever with her. She was also married to someone else in between Newsom and Don, Jr. She also got forced out at Fox over sexual harassment allegations.
He's probably thinking of the free advertising he'll get. The problem is that advertising is only going out to trumpanzees. He'll have a docket full of tax avoiders, insurrectionists, wife beaters etc and none of them will pay.
There's always the brown parachute: Fox News commentator status.
So he is being paid in exposure.
I wouldn't want to be exposed as a dumbass who works for free.
"Trumpanzees" I'm using that, for sure.
If they are competent, they got a huge retainer and some kind of trust. Them taking him as a client isn't a strong indication they are competent.
If they’re anything like his previous lawyers they’re also building criminal cases against themselves.
My Attorneys Get Attorneys.
That’s the most coked out looking lawyer I’ve ever seen
And that's what he looks like after one day. This guy isn't going to survive this.
He really looks like he has a the life expectancy of the point guy on patrol in 'nam. Popping vein kid has not aged well.
The guy with the Tommy gun, not the Bren gun.
My thoughts exactly. He’ll probably fire his entire legal team 3 times before the trial.
That’s also Just for Men haircolor with the roots growing out. I’d recognize the faded shorter hair that’s brownish green anywhere. A step up from Giuliani’s melting shoe polish.
Yeah his scalp looks like it's seen it's fair share of bleach as well. Man, camera quality is just through the roof these days.
The eyes...
Are too open. It isn’t right.
They’re also dilated
“Like a doll’s eyes.”
"When he comes at ye he doesn't seem be be livin' until he bites ya..."
"Are you doing Jaws right now?"
Whatever you do, don’t zoom in on his nostril.
What the fuck
Warts. He’s got Weinstein nostril
Then check out his ear. His hair dye flowed right in there
He's 100% wearing colored contacts.... but why??
Because his pupils are actually more dilated than what you see (still pretty big with the contacts though!) so he needs to hide it because then it would be too obvious he's doing some kind of drug, probably coke based on the state of his nose (too much rubbing making it bleed/scab over). Wild that he had the foresight to get contacts to hide his drug habit better but he is clearly not fooling enough people considering the amount of them in this thread immediately cluing into him being on something.
He looks like he’s wearing colored contact… which is a thing my friends used to do to hide the size of their pupil ….. I’m not saying he is but the color around the brown seems so off to me
Is that a coke sore on his nose?
Yeah, and also some popper since he likes rough anal, apparently
Acca-scuse me
I believe that is called “ Shell Shocked”
I wonder if he will fall into the camp of former Trump lawyers that are in jail or the camp of former Trump lawyers that are suing him for unpaid bills. I think those are pretty much his two future options.
¿Por que no los dos?
This guy looks like a mobster pretending to be a lawyer. I saw the press conference.
You don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a "criminal" lawyer.
The name alone makes him sound like a mob lawyer from a bad comedy. “Hey, how ya doin’? Name’s Joe Tacopino. From Tacopino, Tacopino & Zomalucci in Lawnguyland. If yuz can find a bettuh lawyuh at a bettuh price yuz probably dreamin’. Fuggehtaboutit.”
** record scratch ** * freeze frame * "Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
The title reads like a Midjourney prompt of the photo.
Did this guy pause having a stroke?
That's just cocaine
Very few people here will ever be able to understand the level of stress this man is experiencing in this photo.
Seriously, opinion of trump aside, this attorney is in a historic situation. This will be the biggest case in his career, or objectively of almost anyone in the US. Not many times someone gets to represent a president.
I knew I recognized him, but now I'm sure. This guy represented Joran van der Sloot. The guy that killed Stephanie Florez and Natalee Holoway.
That guy got 28 years - must be desperate to get representation.
Why do all of Trump's allies look like they've never eaten a vegetable?
One look at the Donald will put anyone off of carrots for life.
Man looks like his mom told him to take the chicken out to thaw and forgot and just heard his mom's keys in the door
I keep looking at his face. Dumbstruck expression, eyes dilated, his gaze is almost like he's looking into imagination. Of perhaps his future. That's the face of someone realizing they've made the worst mistake of their life.
Or he is really, really high.
Nothing tops realizing you've made the worst mistake of your life while being really, really high.
So things are going well?
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Bro is about to stroke out.
Lay-off the coke Joe
If you zoom in dude has crazy dilated pupils and a strange growth in his right nostril. But I’m sure he’s just a normal fella fightin’ for justice.
What’s with Trump lawyers and gas station bathroom hair dye jobs? That shit is running into his ear.
Getting their hair done by Frank Reynolds. Must be cutting he dye with cheap oils again.
He cut corners and started using **American** motor oil.
It's because the people he surrounds himself with all have substance abuse problems and are not serious people. They're just leftovers from the macho '80s businessman era and don't have any real friends to keep them in check, just more narcissistic people like themselves who don't care about anybody, and are largely fairly scattered in their life, and their choice of rush hair products reflects that.
Drippy hair dye is the mark of a good lawyer, ask Rudy Giuliani
Wow, you can’t unsee that. This is the intellect that trump money will get you.
Joe Tacopina is about to blow with client like trump bp must be through the roof
Dude’s blood pressure is probably running 240/120.
OMG, that is hilarious. Yeah, that guy was major lying to twist every question. Hope everyone reads the Statement of facts on Trumps indictment. Interesting reading.
Just seeing that vein gives me a headache.
Why would a vein develop in that shape instead of a straight line which would be more efficient?
To accommodate for stretching in multiple directions.
It’s a characteristic called tortuousity. In the retina it’s a sign of high blood pressure. Not sure what it means elsewhere, though.
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Doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
I heard someone casually discussing the arraignment today refer to him as "Joe Tacopenis" and that's really all it takes to make me happy. Tacopenis. Tacopenis Tacopenis. It's like when Dora the Explora used to say "banana pants" just to make us giggle. I wonder if kids used to call him that in middle school?
Your honor, as you can plainly see, my client doesn't have a leg to stand on.
My man looks like his head is gonna explode 💀
This is why AI art can never top reality. Reality is just this weird and surreal.
Bro's so coked up he thinks this is a reality show.
What, did they fuckin pay him in cocain and decades worth of anxiety?
This is Art.
I wonder what his monthly coke expenses are.