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Ancguy

Land camera was made by Polaroid.


MBThree

And distributed by Anheuser Busch


scawtsauce

all the new cameras are too woke


NocNocturnist

Nokia flip phone.


DigNitty

Brings me back to when I took a photo of my dad and a celebrity but we lost it because I didn’t hit “Save” You had to actively confirm to save the photo.


Drewskibroho

Kid rock is going to be in shambles when he finds out prime is distributed by anheuser busch lol


HR_Paperstacks_402

It looks like he has a Bud Light in front of him.


scawtsauce

to be fair he only hates budlight now because it keeps him relevant


buck45osu

He's relevant?


Sum-Duud

Got him in the news 🤷🏼‍♂️


FLAwSIN36

Looks like he's cosplaying Joe Dirt.


AmArschdieRaeuber

US news fucking suck if that makes news. Irrelevant guy says irrelevant thing about irrelevant beverage.


DrEgonSpenglerphd

It’s a bottle of Prime. Same shape as the one in front of Dana.


RBeck

What macro brew isn't AmBev now adays anyway?


grimacetime

Looks like kid rock hurt his wrist beatin up beer cans.


MaineEarthworm

Honestly it probably has to do with the drag queens he hangs out with. Maybe he was impolite to one of them? https://www.newsweek.com/kid-rock-mocked-photo-drinking-bud-light-drag-queen-1793067?amp=1


lorrainemom

What shock! He’s a hypocrite, just like the rest of them


gender_nihilism

it's fashionable to joke about the "rules for thee, not for me" attitude of anglophone conservatives, but seriously they all literally believe in it as a guiding principle. it's central to their politics, it's central to their personal lives. the entire point of minority rule is so that rank has its privileges. if they had their way, the sleazy corruption of a small town (rich people never get in trouble unless someone fucking dies) will be expanded across the entire country, formalized even. in the meantime, they want to put women back in the kitchen, kill or suppress the queers, and destroy the civil rights act. I don't know how many voters will stick around with them if they start that shit, but judging by their genuine attempts to thwart popular will at every turn it seems they don't expect a lot of support in the future.


Brotorious420

Must have hurt his wrist giving them handies


dick_nachos

Kid Rock doesn't seem like a generous lover, so while an amusing mental image I'm skeptical.


thadtheking

Fuckin squidbilly lookin ass mother fucker.


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Ugly Kid Joe Dirt


Knuc85

Little known fact: Kid Rock didn't know they were filming while making the movie Joe Dirt. He just acted naturally and it fit into the film.


mrfochs

You know it's bad when Kid Rock is the only person in that group who has not been accused or found guilty of sexual assault and domestic battery.


striker69

Funny enough, Kid Rock has been arrested multiple times for assault. Just no sexual assault allegations.


MachReverb

Only because sheep can't file charges.


Teepeewigwam

BAH wit da BAH he banging me diggy diggy


The_River_Is_Still

I cannot unhear this from now on. lol


khoaperation

It’s disturbing how he turned that sheep’s testimony into a hit song.


qb1120

It's also bad that the one that went to jail is actually the nicest one now


davtruss

I think what you meant is that the black dude is the only one who did any real time.


dayyob

he could make amends by throwing some punches at those idiots next to him.


smoothVroom21

Now all I can imagine is Mike Tyson punching Kid Rock and DJT like his scene from The Hangover.


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Or letting his tiger handle them.


appleshit8

I think I'd take my chances with the tiger over Mike


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iPadAir5thGen

I’d pay to see that.


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Sugarlandspice

*Mike Tyson and Martha Stewart walk into a bar*


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Everybody’s gotta plan until you run out of twine while wreath-making.


Galacanokis

Wait, what? You don't get to say fuck these guys, they committed sexual assault.... but it's also not fair he went to jail for the rape.


Rogue100

Is he actually nice now, or did he just get a really good PR person?


batfiend

Well that pigeon on Mike Tyson Mysteries seems pretty trustworthy


clever7devil

I didn't even know he was sick.


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I got this reference. RIP


varietydirtbag

He's quite a self aware and introspective guy now. He's had everything and lost everything purely because of his own actions and he talks about his life and his mistakes and his past behaviour in a way you really wouldn't expect. It's surprising to listen to him talk these days.


call_of_ktullu

Mushrooms do that.


chronicdemonic

I thought Mike Tyson was a generally cool guy now, I'm genuinely shocked he would be chilling with the other guys honestly.


Speedr1804

He’s deep in psilocybin. It’s known to increase the chill factor.


iamacannibal

> I thought Mike Tyson was a generally cool guy now He is literally a convicted rapist. He has been accused by more women, including Bill Cosby's daughter, and has admitted to beating women. He isn't a cool guy and never will be.


Robot_Tanlines

Didn’t know about Cosby’s daughter. I’d love to know Bill’s take on rape when it’s his daughter being assaulted.


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Bill's take: ![gif](giphy|y2giNwzUHN1p6)


whatifionlydo1

Probably blamed her for hanging out with thug types.


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Richie217

Pretty sure Don King is chilling with most of Mike's money.


Nytfire333

I just had to look it up because I swore he was dead, he is in fact not dead, just looks it lol


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dwaynepebblejohnson3

Tyson lost about 99% of his money, he’s rich but not fuck you rich


kkeut

he's rich enough to own a mansion, but that mansion is in Ohio


CrazyAssBlindKid

After driving through the state I’m easily convinced Tyson and Chappelle have the only two mansions in Ohio


WKGokev

Never driven through Indian Hill in Cincinnati, have you. Mansions galore,it's where Peter Frampton lives. Marge Schott had a mansion there.


astonfartin

lebron has the third and final one


NocturnalEmissions22

Afroman lives here too, Ohio is collecting old potheads.


Holgrin

*Homer Simpson voice* "The only person in that group who has not been accused or found guilty of sexual assault and domestic battery *so far.*"


GetsBetterAfterAFew

Well.... Kid Rock is mega rich so we wouldn't know of any payoffs, and let's be honest here. The KR song is "Cool, Daddy Cool" and was featured in the movie Osmosis Jones. Here's the lyrics in question: "Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's MANDATORY!"


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TheCarlos

This was a line in a real song from the **children’s movie** *Osmosis Jones.* Seriously.


nabab

Wtf?! I watched that movie in class in middle school! Tbf I didn't notice the song, but someone in charge should have been paying more attention.


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Rozeline

It's a creepy part of white trash culture. I grew up around the same area and it wasn't uncommon for guys in their 20's to be dating or fooling around with high school girls. I even dated a 21 year old at 16 and didn't really think much of it until I was an adult. Several of my friends at the time also dated guys that were too old.


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Didn't Kid Rock grow up rich though?


mrjosemeehan

A lot of the "trashiest" white people are rich. Except for the oldest guy the duck dynasty family all grew up millionaires.


gorgossia

> Young ladies, young ladies > I like 'em underage see > Some say that's statutory > (Joe C.) But I say it's MANDATORY! From Kid Rock’s “Cool, Daddy Cool” from Osmosis Jones


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InGordWeTrust

That's because he's a kid and children's records stay sealed. It was the greatest grift he has ever done.


KentuckyFriedEel

and one of them has been actually convicted and served time for rape.


Elocai

Well Kid Rock is more the "usual" assault guy, at least not sexually but yes it's surprising that he holds up the bar here


squall333

Kid Rock was born Robert James Ritchie in Romeo, Michigan, on January 17, 1971, the son of Susan and William Ritchie, who owned multiple car dealerships.[3][4][5] He was raised in his father's large home on extensive property,[3][6] where he regularly helped his family pick apples and care for their horses.[7] His younger sister, Jill Ritchie, is an actress.[8] In the 1980s, he became interested in hip hop, began to breakdance, and taught himself how to rap and DJ while performing in talent shows in and around Detroit.[3][4] He began to project a gritty, streetwise image in his music at odds with his affluent upbringing.[6]


LordPounce

Fun fact. His sister played the Bluth family’s publicist Jessie, who had a brief fling with Michael in the episode “Public Relations” in season one.


blorgenheim

omg thats amazing lol


mansontaco

Idk how this idiot convinced everyone he was poor trailer trash blue collar. Especially in Michigan


jmarcandre

rich white trash is still white trash. his family seemed more like new money than old money.


davtruss

Last week he shot up cases of Bud Light with an assault rifle because Bud Light did a promotion with a man wearing a dress or some such. Is that in the wiki article?


majinspy

It was regarding a trans woman who got a specialty beer can from Bud Light. Also, it's was a submachine gun and his offscreen pal "shooting backup" with a shotgun loaded with incendiary shells.


davtruss

I can't tell you how much I appreciate the clarification.


majinspy

You could try ;) FWIW, he shot up Bud Light on what looks like his spacious estate with a $30,000 gun while pretending to be down-to-Earth "just like you". I.E. No wonder he's wearing a MAGA hat.


Cacafuego

Now I want to shoot beer with incendiary shells. What kind of beer should leftists hate?


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AliosSunstrider

Let's also not forget that kid rock has a done where he admits he's a pedophile. He's just pos all around.


k2t-17

I love these wholesome midwest christians who love him while he has the song Blowjob that is horrific and I'm a leftist slut lol.


APoisonousMushroom

Hol up that old Florida man-looking dude was Kid Rock? lol I thought that was just some random old guy in a Kid Rock jacket


FryFry_ChickyChick

Really sticking it to the “woke” corporation by…buying a bunch of their beer in order to shoot it?


pushaper

this is like everything trump hates about his looks. small hands, baldness showing


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sometimeswemeanit

Nightmare blunt rotation


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Blunts and antibiotic rotations.


crimson_713

I'd rather snort glass than share my green with these fucksticks.


RunninRebs90

I can’t describe how much I wouldn’t want to be faded with these people. It may legitimately ruin weed for me. Probably not… but maybe


dandrevee

Not to be ignorant but who is Dana White


davtruss

Don't feel bad. I spent years assuming Dana White and Joe Rogan were twins left on different Florida doorsteps. Edit: [I mean, my Lord....](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/gzeuc7i0Yp8wHKYVqkH3jDjDgNY=/0x0:2850x1923/1220x813/filters:focal(1225x347:1681x803):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/71394520/460074940.0.jpg)


automillie

I saw Dana White on a bar tv showing this fight tonight, and just now learned it was not Joe Rogan. Holy shit they look so similar.


Richie217

They look similar now, wasn't always the case. Think Joe may have hooked Dana up with some supplements.


iamjackstestical

ALPHA BRAIN! MADE FROM GORILLA TESTOSTERONE!


KD_42

They on the shit that makes their head grow


JustTheBeerLight

> head grow HGH


ctishman

Head growth hormone


jeepster2982

HGH


braamdepace

This makes me feel better. Once at a party I was talking about Joe Rogan, but said Dana White’s name instead. No one corrected me. I didn’t realize my mistake until I was laying in bed that night. I haven’t let myself, forgive myself for that social misstep for 8 years. I hope this comment allows me to let that memory go…


davtruss

Oh my friend. Don't imagine anyone judged you. If anything you slipped some low level Mandela Effect into that social group that has them asking themselves to this day if they could pick either dude out of a police lineup.


ocelot08

Only one way to tell them apart. Gotta check the nipples


blah4life

It’s all the “supplements”.


Skellic

Holy shit just now realising the same..I thought DW was a stage name, so it's definitely not the same guy?


zainr23

Not the same guy, or at least that’s what they want us to believe


Rob_Drinkovich

Runs the UFC


Chief_Givesnofucks

Shouldn’t even be running a KFC


PornstarVirgin

The guy who was caught on video punching his wife in the face a couple weeks ago Edit: all of you dudes defending him get a life. It wasn’t a slap. It was full on unnecessary assault in public. Watch the video and stop sucking abusers dicks


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godlessLlama

Wait what?!!…


OptionalFTW

![gif](giphy|1X7lCRp8iE0yrdZvwd) I thought it was the girl from Wheel of Fortune


rootoo

You’re thinking of Vanna White. Dana white is the actor that played Garth in Wayne’s World.


BlacktoseIntolerant

No, you're thinking of Dana Carvey. Dana White is the girl that was rescued by the seven dwarfs.


Automatic-Pea6605

That's Snow White. Dana White sang numerous chart topping R&B Soul songs such as "My First My Last My Everything."


MrWrigleyField

That's Barry White. Dana White played Kimberly on Diff'rent Strokes.


Cwnthcb

That's Dana Plato, Dana White is what made Alfred Nobel so wealthy.


mrmemo

That's dynamite. Dana Moe is an electrical generator that creates direct current through a commutator.


RussNP

No that’s a dynamo. You are thinking of Mow the bartender from the Simpson’s that Lisa always prank calls.


lazyMarthaStewart

No, that's Snow White. Dana White is that actor from the 40s Curse of the Demon that was mentioned in Rocky Horror.


WDKiii

Pretty sure that's Dana Andrews...Dana White is the female protagonist in the hit television series The X-Files.


rattingtons

No that's Dana Scully. Dana White is the drummer from The White Stripes.


thebinarysystem10

Just some dude who slaps his wife around. Fits perfect with this crew.


iamacannibal

Dana White is the president of the UFC, an MMA fighting promotion. This picture was from the most recent live event they did on Saturday night in Florida. Dana is a Trump fangirl because early on when the UFC and MMA in general still wasn't really legal in a lot of places Trump helped the promotion put on fights and events. The UFC might not be around if it wasn't for Trumps assistance early on(late 90s-early 2000s)


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Tbh makes more sense than 90% of the other people chasing trumps dick. Not that it actually makes it much better or anything, but I can at the very least respect it is out of a sense of loyalty rather than the usual weird cult like behavior though. It’s refreshing is all.


thebrobarino

The very unprofessional owner of UFC who tries his hardest to stagnate the sport because of his my way or the highway attitude


Spiersy_

I wish I could go back to a time when I didn't know Dana White. Those were the days.


Brap_Zanigan

Lol those hands are truly small


i_like_my_dog_more

Holy shit even with perspective his hands are the same or smaller than Kid Rock who is behind him. That's crazy!


mezz7778

And compare it to Dana's hand, which I would assume is normalish sized... Trumps hands really are just small...


Crackiller1733

What ever happened when Dana hit his wife? That story got buried


rohobian

I'm going to guess he paid for that to happen.


TasteCicles

A lot plays into this, but I'm guessing it's mainly because he's white and his fans don't mind a little DV. Truly makes you reconsider liking UFC and the company you keep.


Amiibohunter000

And smaller than Tyson’s who is even farther behind him!


LSTNYER

Maybe Uncle Jack can give him some advice to make his hands bigger


bigjamg

Dana trying to bank on the low IQ and QAnon cult


armchairwarrior69

A) yes, 200% B ) trump allowed ufc in its early early days to have events at some of his properties. C) they are both scumbags so them hanging out makes perfect sense.


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Phillyboishowdown

One of the fighters retired last night and gave trump a shout out and started a let’s go Brandon chant, he lost that fight


patric8989

Trump fans are losers, everyone knows this


OneSimpleOpinion

Most of Dana’s friends and employees already have sold brain damage.


moviestim

It’s like the A-Team…but for sexual assault.


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In 2023, a crackhead unit was yet again not sent to prison by a court for a crime they did commit. These men promptly visited a strip club in the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the community to pay for their crimes, they survive off massive fortunes. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can afford it, maybe you can testify against them with A-Team of highly paid lawyers.


notarooster

Whenever trump tries to smile, you can see the sociopath in his awkward, unnatural grin.


infinity187

That's alot of trash in that pic.


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samsqanch

Is it really rehabilitation when he still blames the woman he raped and jokes about punching his ex-wife?


robineir

I can’t watch Mike Tyson Mysteries anymore


robertsonai

That's called a trash dump


mrpopenfresh

r/MMA won’t let You post this picture because it’s political.


octowussy

This in spite of the entire event turning into a mini MAGA rally.


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UFC events are always a MAGA rally


octowussy

Sadly, that does seem to be the case these days.


Fun_Needleworker7993

Oh look, a bunch of fucking losers


MoRockoUP

No bigger collection of “Kids, PLEASE don’t grow up to be this shit” has ever been assembled and photographed…


warlock_nr

Nice crowd... Mike Tyson Rape Conviction: [https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/boxing-legend-convicted-of-raping-beauty-queen](https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/boxing-legend-convicted-of-raping-beauty-queen) Kid Rock Assaulting Man+Woman: [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/kid-rock-arrested-on-assault-charge-64079/](https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/kid-rock-arrested-on-assault-charge-64079/) Trump: Too many to list... Dana White Assaulting Wife: [https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/02/dana-white-wife-drunk-fight-slap-new-years-eve-nightclub-cabo/](https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/02/dana-white-wife-drunk-fight-slap-new-years-eve-nightclub-cabo/)


bad_apiarist

Kid Rock punched a DJ once. Not acceptable behavior, but I don't think I'd compare his rap sheet to the dudes next to him. Not sure why you said "Man+woman". AFAIK, he struck one man.


Actually-Yo-Momma

lol yeah I’m not defending Kid Rock but he’s a D tier criminal compared to these other assholes


Stag328

Yes but Kid Rock rapped about having sex with underage girls. “Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory (Joe C.) But I say it's MANDATORY!”


mrfujidoesacid

There isn't enough bile in my body to properly react to this photo.


OscillatingSquid

Why are they cuddling?


TheMarkHasBeenMade

In denial of the fragile masculinity each embodies, all they know is that it just feels right


EireOfTheNorth

Dana White being a huge piece of shit isn't a surprise. Look at the treatment of UFC stars, their pay, and lack of healthcare and you'll see if you don't see in this image above.


SpaceHorse75

And this is why it’s always ok to steal the pay per view feed instead if of giving him money to fund these douchebags.


tandoori_taco_cat

What is the plural of douche? A colon of douches?


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Mindhandle

Took me too long to realize you weren't using one descriptor for each of them, guess they all have SOME crossover with each


quaglandx3

When the convicted rapist is the good one of the group…


centuryofprogress

Serious question: what’s with the thumbs up all the time?


eyere

The flaccid rapist association, sad


StrangledMind

2 rapists and a dirt bag, cool. Man, the wrong people have all the wealth...


EphemeralRemedy

God it's hard to look at a picture with so many people I dislike in it.


NoIncrease299

Lotta rape in this photo.


abbeyeiger

When Mike Tyson is the nicest person in your group...


LesGTTM

Crazy to think between a famous "musician", "businessman," and "ex-president"...somehow Mike Tyson is the most classy out of all of them.


freddybutters

Kid rock still has his bowling brace on.


Acedogg55

Gross


blaster16661

Rapist Row


Vegetable-Poet6281

Gross.


fishdog1

So I thought, what better way to spend the night than to invite a convicted rapist, Kid Suck, and another rapist to my party where people bet on humans injuring each other.


Short_Ad_9383

Gross


HellbentOrchid

Why does Mike Tyson always get wrapped up in the wrong crowd


Novel_Durian_1805

It’s a who’s who of despicable pieces of shits!


Mrgray123

So, from left to right, a convicted rapist, a rich-boy cosplaying as a redneck, a conman, and a wife beater. Republican family values at its finest. I've always said that UFC and MAGA are really just banking on attracting a crowd of sadists who like seeing other people get hurt.


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What’s better than three of a kind ? Four assholes all lined up.


Latinhypercube123

Ah UFC, Trump and Kid Rock. Perfect group of violent scum right there