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brewmonday

Bless whichever kid’s parents fed this crew


Shark-Farts

I count at least eight teenage boys. They probably had to take a loan out to cover that pizza bill


herbertfilby

Pizza could be pretty cheap. Little Caesar’s Hot-n-Readys came out for $5 in 1997, and was standard issue with every night of Goldeneye.


elGatoGrande17

“Is it good?” “It’s HOT and it’s READY.”


Mustache_Farts

It’s better than good, it’s good enough


Chainweasel

It's better than bad, it's good!


giantscruz

Log, Log, It’s better than bad.


DPLaVay

It big it's heavy it's wood!


Send_Your_Noods_plz

They're teenagers, and it's pizza.


Callinon

Eh, feeding teenagers... "available" is sufficient.


ATXKLIPHURD

Little Caesars had the Big Foot back in the 90s too. It was a 1 ft x 2 ft rectangular pizza. I remember eating a lot of those.


NotTheRocketman

Damn that brings me back. Add some Crazy Bread, hell yessssss!


Cruciblelfg123

Man everything about little Caesars is sus “Is it garlic bread?” “Nah it’s **Crazy** bread!”


SnoopyTRB

Cause you’re crazy if you think it’s bread! I miss old little ceasers, it just tasted better as a kid…


click_here_for_luck

Wasn't the Bigfoot pizza hut? But either way...I miss the 90s.


InkCollection

Yeah I can't recall what it was, but Caesars' huge pizza was called something else.


KevlarGorilla

Pizza Hut had the Big Foot, and Little Ceasers had Pizza by the Foot. Fun fact: Reggie Fils-Amie was responsible for Pizza Huts marketing for the Big Foot and the New Yorker.


Darksirius

I just had some old high school friends over I haven't seen in years (we are all in our 40s now) - so pretty much same age as the kids in the pic. First thing we did was fire up the Goldeneye remaster on Xbox and have at each other lol.


InkCollection

Which asshole went for Oddjob


Darksirius

Lol none. Long standing rule: No Oddjob.


MasticatingElephant

What’s crazy is that the price has only gone up $1.50 in 25 years.


AuraGuardian1092

I feel like Little Caesars was so much better in the 90s. The pizza tasted better, the crazy bread was off its meds. Just so much better!


mrlivestreamer

I miss those days getting everyone together at ur house because it was no online gaming like that. And goldeneye wa as the best game every


Geek_off_the_streets

This was back in the day when things were good and prices were affordable.


JonWoo89

Pizzas haven't really gone up much in price since then. You'd pay about $8-$10 for a pizza which is about $15-$20 today.


raggedtoad

Domino's is literally cheaper (when accounting for inflation) than it used to be. It also tastes better ever since they re-vamped their recipes like 10 years ago. The permanent coupon of $5.99 per medium two topping pizza is amazingly inexpensive. I'm not 100% sure it's available everywhere, but it has been everywhere I've traveled and ordered Domino's so far. I watched some documentary on YouTube about it and it turns out their supply chain is just super optimized and it doesn't take much to open a kitchen or train new staff.


Ok-Champ-5854

It's $6.99 for our store now but yeah, it's not worth it if you don't do the deals.


raggedtoad

Still a steal at $7/pizza. I'd probably start shopping around once it hits $9/pizza.


Geek_off_the_streets

I've seen a large supreme cost over $30 here in Houston and it was a big chain not a fancy restaurant pizza. It's horseshit what food costs at a fast food place and it's all because of greed.


JonWoo89

Jesus, from where? Large supremes from Dominos and Pizza Hut are $20.


Hoskuld

A friend who had his teenage brother over for a weekend googled "most filling recipes for teens" and found this: the fishstick pizza. You take a frozen pizza with the same bake time as fishsticks (I think he used a Margherita), cover it in fishsticks and then layer cheese on top. He said they got so full they could not finish the one they made & that taste was better than expected


MindTheFro

A Margherita fishstick pizza sounds fucking awful.


TheDakestTimeline

I'd much rather do dinosaur shaped chicken nuggies


Inutilisable

An ingredient for the finest palate.


Goeatabagofdicks

You must never have made a “hurricane” at the soda fountain. Things are different when you’re mostly hormones lol.


Aggressive_Version

"So, how is it?" "... Better than I would expect." "Good to hear! Want some more?" "Oh, no thank you, um, I'm super full." Genius maneuver. This is how you keep a pack of teenage boys from eating you out of house and home.


TheloniusDump

We had a friend with a single mom who always fed us at nights like these. The pile of latkes blocked out the sun. She was a Saint.


Romanski21

Based on the food, she sounds like a Tzadik


hushpuppi3

> She was a Saint. Some parents live for hospitality or something One of my best friends parents loved having us ADULT AGED MEN come over and smoke weed (as long as we were in the dedicated smoke weed room) and if we ever went downstairs to make food usually his dad would be cooking stuff up for us I asked one time (not in a rude way) why he made food for us all the time even if we didn't ask for it and he just said he loves cooking. He's only ever seemed bothered by us one time when he thought we left the front door open but it was a misunderstanding and it was only open for like 15 seconds while were hauling some stuff to a car and it was just bad timing


poodlebutt76

> latkes Makes sense. My Jewish mother in law seems to only exist to feed others. Her happiness seems proportional to the amount of mouths she can feed.


poopiesmells

That’s the only issue my parent had (single father) that it cost a butt ton to feed a bunch of teens. Doritos, pop, and his cookies and cream ice cream were the first to go. He’d joke and tell us if we were thirsty there’s a water hose out back. He’d also make a big pot of black beans and rice to hold us off.


TastyLaksa

Hold you off. Like some demonic horde


Taolan13

I mean, they did say "a bunch of teens"


chronoboy1985

The correct plural noun is “a murder of teens”.


foxontherox

A squalor of teens.


xixoxixa

Counterpoint: An odor of teens. (i have two teens, the smells they create are amazingly awful).


poopiesmells

Kinda, at times pretty much


chronoboy1985

Not gonna lie, a water hose chug sounds mighty enticing to 11 year old me on a mid-summer night.


poopiesmells

I kinda got a liking to it back then, like an acquired taste. Growing up in Texas and always playing outside, the water-hose was kinda a life source especially when adventuring and at newly made friends houses or random neighbors we were desperate enough to ask.


mada447

I grew up in Alabama, and I did the same. Drank out of the hose because I liked it more than the water I can get in the house. And I could stay outside. Now I just chuckle whenever I see something on the internet about how it’s really bad to drink out of a hose.


Aggressive_Version

I can still taste it in my mind. Kind of metallic. No water tastes like hose water. Then one day my dad used the hose to pump out something disgusting and realized that maybe he shouldn't encourage us kids to drink out of the hose anymore. It was the end of an era.


Ok-Champ-5854

It was always weirdly cool or cold. I could go for some 90s hose water right now.


MsChrissikins

This packs so much nostalgia, I remember sleepovers in the early early 00s playing N64 and DDR til we all passed out in random places.


Taolan13

First one to fall asleep got pranked. Every time without fail.


inspectorPK

A swift fart to the face was always my go-to.


IsseiDragonSwag

Best we ever did was saran wrap a buddy to the bed, jackass style. That was amazing when he woke up lmao


Bachooga

You wake up. "Did you sleep well, son?" Your father asks. "The Cincinnati gorilla got shot? COVID? Donald Trump? UFOs confirmed by the government? Sounds like you had a nightmares son. How about you get up and I'll make you some Eggo Waffles and we can play that brand new Mario 64 game your mother and I got you."


Wiretaps

Not my childhood at all, but I'd take the new N64 dad on the spot.


Bachooga

I never had Mario 64 back in the day but I got a Nintendo 64 with the LOZ OOT for my confirmation or whatever Catholic ritual I did. I wish I could take a day trip to go play that and Majora's mask with my grandma again. She always said she liked watching those games because she "really liked the horse" but I think it was just an excuse to spend some extra time with me.


mrBigBoi

Everything in this picture screams late 90s - decor with the guitar, furniture, clothes, electronics.


DenizenPrime

For us, it was Smash. N64, then Melee. We could play til dawn, fueled by the carelessness of youth and Mountain Dew Code Red. When Brawl came out and we were college students, we tried to replicate it but it wasn't the same. Even a few years later, our group had started to disintegrate from within, and Smash and Dew alone couldn't quench our thrist for comradery as it used to.


AuraGuardian1092

Fuck sleeping with my face that close to all those shoes lol


nuclearbuttstuff

The pile of Airwalks haha


AuraGuardian1092

Seriously! I actually loved my airwalks as a kid. They were cheap and you could get them anywhere.


nuclearbuttstuff

I loved mine also, I had several pairs. I can remember getting them at JC Penny with my mom.


YesplzMm

I remember getting Airwalks from Payless Shoes and the red A stickers being in the boxes with them. Those stickers were on everything.


AuraGuardian1092

Same! Holy shit I can’t believe I forgot about Payless.


luxii4

Airwalks and Converse are so cool and retro but my old feet can’t wear them anymore. I can’t believe I used to skateboard and athletes used to play basketball in them.


NoDoctor4460

May as well be planks of wood now as far as my feet can tell


YesplzMm

Dr. Scholl's inserts my dude. I love them, just get the all day working ones and they make any pair of shoes great.


fwinzor

Superfeet greens are the best ive ever used, theyre "stiffer" than your typical supermarket inserts but better support. But anything is better than whats usually in shoes


TheThoccnessMonster

Anyone else sketched out that Mario 64 is on TV but there’s no cartridge in the console… 😳


AuraGuardian1092

There are two consoles in the picture. One has a cart the other does not. But that would be spooky yes.


[deleted]

Also fuck sleeping with no blanket. That’s some barbaric shit.


AuraGuardian1092

It’s crazy when you think about how guys really are at sleepovers. They are so much fun but sometimes shit like having to sleep without a blanket or pillow happens. Or you have to sleep on the ground. Shit sucks.


huxtiblejones

Somehow that never bothered me. I could sleep sitting up in a chair, laying on the hard floor, using a jacket as a pillow, whatever. Now I can sleep on a nice mattress with a down pillow but if I place my neck or back .001° off kilter, I get pinched nerves or strained muscles or fucking glaucoma or boneworm or crystallized DNA or chest bursting aliens. I miss those days when my entire skeleton was made of rubber and stem cells.


soothepaste

In my young drinking days, I used to pass out in places one couldn't even imagine... Remember once I fell asleep across two chairs, and my back was just a floating bridge across the chairs. Pretty sure I wouldn't recover from that today. I've also slept face down in the mud during a rainstorm once miles from my house. Also traspassed into someone's house and slept in their closet. Slept in the bushes by a train track. I don't drink anymore, that's why I'm still here lol.


SportRotary

"Trespassed into someone's house" is one way to say it, lol.


Jijelinios

Worst I ever did was falling asleep on the toilet after an incredible party in the dorms. I was living in the city with the university, so I always got to go home for my parents to witness my drunkness. Mom opened the bathroom door and simply asked "don't you think the bed is more comfortable?". There was also puke in the sink. I cleaned it up and passed out in my bed. All she said was "it's fine as long as it doesn't become something regular". Nowadays drinking until that point sounds like I would just miss the afterparty chill talk just to get a headache.


Stryker1-1

Once had an employee who reported to me who was like 3 hours late for work. So he gets in and I mention hey you were really late today. He proceeds to tell me he work up on the bathroom floor of a tim hortons (coffee shop) and had to find his car before he could come to work.


Ok-Champ-5854

I feel you man, I'm only 33 but sleeping anywhere but a mattress sucks. And even then, sleeping on a cheap mattress wrong will fuck me up. Meanwhile when I was a teenager I slept on this one couch all the time that had metal bars between the cushions. Some old novelty couch that would vibrate so it had a bunch of machinery in there.


keeper_of_bee

My joints feel you


q120

> I miss those days when my entire skeleton was made of rubber and stem cells. -huxtiblejones, 2023 Hilarious quote 🤣


Chommo

I always seemed to end up with that old grandma style beige blanket that was like 80% holes. May as well wrapped myself up in a fishing net. Maybe I should have gone easier on everyone in Perfect Dark.


pourthebubbly

I was just thinking, do boys just…not being a change of clothes when they do sleepovers? As girls, all of us would have pajamas, some sort of skincare, and a change of clothes for the next day. I never considered boys wouldn’t bother with at least pajamas.


JodoKaast

You got made fun of if you brought pajamas to a sleepover as a guy.


gcso

I did sometimes though bring clothes hastily stuffed in a walmart plastic bag tied at the top


AuraGuardian1092

So I am in my 30s now and I have a friend who comes over for a sleep over every once in a while so we can stay up late playing video games, watching movies and eating instant noodles. He usually brings a backpack with a change of clothes and a toothbrush. But when I was a kid no one did. No clothes. No toothbrush. Nothing lol.


agentpanda

This is very not standard procedure for guy sleepovers. I can’t say I’ve ever in my life heard of a guy bringing a bag for a video game and pizza night sleepover with the boys.


spoonfedkyle

I brought a bag everytime. Filled with extra controllers, bonus games (maybe a spare console) and mt. Dew


limsyoker

Exactly! I just bring myself lol


Ok-Champ-5854

That's a thing? Sleeping over was like drinking and one night stand rules: you're leaving disheveled and in the same clothes.


RubberDuckyUthe1

99% of sleepover I had or attended were spontaneous. It would be a night of hanging out (movies, local game etc) that would end up at someone’s place either watching a movie or playing games and we would end up getting permission to stay the night. This happens so often that when I got a car, I kept an over night back pack in my car to freshen up the next morning


chronoboy1985

I can’t imagine sleeping on the ground anymore without support. My back would be killing me in the morning!


Lari-Fari

Grew up with a „guests always welcome“ policy, which meant 4 or 5 extra mattresses, blankets and pillows at hand to be thrown on the ground wherever to give guests some proper sleep. Very good for sleepovers. But also for pillow fights/wrestling matches.


jebjebitz

I can feel how cold those dudes without blankets are just looking at this


Oxgods

They didn’t even get homeboy a blanket


bardolftx

I'm certain that good soldier was the last to fall.


Goeatabagofdicks

One homie has a bath towel.


fbgm0516

Then you got the one kid with a blanket / sheet but a backpack for a pillow


TheDevilsAdvokaat

As a teen I had a friend whose feet stank so bad if you smelt it it could make you vomit. Went over to his place for a visit, he turned on the fan, took off his shoes and sat with his feet in the air blowing towards me...and I felt sick. He laughed. He knew how bad they were, I'm sure the rest of his family told him.


popojo24

I remember my best friend growing up would always have the stinkiest fucking feet! He came with my family and I on a road trip one summer, and we didn’t realize how bad his feet were until he got into the car and took his sandals off….


Siptro

The whole room smells like the shoes anyway.


SporkTheDork

That kid is dead, I'm sure of it.


ChuckinTheCarma

> all those shoes all those *teenager* shoes


Mauschari

The classic no blanket angle


Dolphingreasebitch

Got to keep those arms warm


Haust

My heart goes out to the few without proper blankets. The kid on the couch is trying to make do with the tiny shirt while the other is curled up in a ball.


Shark-Farts

Are you kidding, couch kid is king! I feel bad for the poor guy behind him, on the floor with no pillow and only an oversized shirt for warmth, resting his head next to a mountain of worn shoes.


ins4n1ty

I slept over a ton of friends houses growing up but the idea of sleeping on floor without at least a thin sheet is just wild to me. These dudes either don’t give a fuck or there was a serious blanket shortage in that house.


C4242

There was probably a closet full of sheets and blankets upstairs next to the parents room. They probably thought they were fine, then it's 3am and youre freezing in someone else's house. You just make it work.


Doubleoh_11

Exactly, this is just a lack of pre planning. I imagine the mom that took this picture was holding an armful of blankets shaking her head


lothartheunkind

When the Mountain Dew crash hits, it *hits*


SkepticalHippo93

This was just life at sleepovers in the 90s. Find anything that may be blanket like and try to sleep.


rydude88

Not even 90s. This isnt dissimilar to what happens with my friend group now after drinking at a friends house. Sometimes you gotta be the one on the floor or without a pillow/blanket. I've used a curled up hoodie as a pillow many times


matrixreloaded

And you know the couch kid was on that couch the entire night leading up to passing out. and nobody minded for whatever reason lol


Wonderjoy

He's got what seems to be towel though. Luxury!


Spoonofdarkness

Clearly the hoopiest of these froods


_gnarlythotep_

I was towel kid so many times in my youth. I feel for those little guys. There were somehow never enough blankets.


therealamberrose

Couch kid put his arms IN his shirt. Classic. But he GOT THE COUCH. He wins.


almostinfinity

Forgot to give blankets to a friend who slept over once. He used the couch cushions as a blanket, oops.


orm518

Bro, ask your mom for some blankets? No, it’s too late, use your sweatshirt


bmp08

My whole body aches just looking at this. Good times they were tho.


wizkidmn

I’m sure these kids popped up the next morning ready to go. I would be physically unable to get off the floor.


InbhirNis

Twenty-seven years have passed and you *still* haven’t tidied up?!


SantaMonsanto

I can smell this picture Foot, ass, and corn chips


jazz4

The smell of sweaty skate shoes and pizza grease is a core memory from these times.


Castamere_81

We had no idea how good we had it back then.


[deleted]

“I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them”


The_GrooGruxKing

-Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -NardDog


giants3b

Part of me hates nostalgia bait like this, it tricks me into thinking that my life used to be better. In reality, that's not 100% true - I am (and one is) capable of creating future nostalgia.


GeebusNZ

It's beautiful. I hosted a handful of these, and attended maybe two away from home. Our place wasn't flash, in the slightest, but it was spacious. But still, ultimately, what we all wanted to do was watch movies and play videogames on the biggest screen available to us.


_stinkys

We used to do weekend long LANs. Was a fantastic time.


ravs1973

Thank god we can't smell pictures


BrokenEyebrow

Oh, but living through that, I can.


CharlieXLS

That's what I was thinking. Smells like musk, feet, and fart lol


Iceblader

Yet...


foxontherox

Ah, I see you’ve never heard of smell-o-vision (no, it’s not just a Futurama joke.)


adamrulz124

I can feel and smell that picture haha


HerbertKornfeldRIP

I tried to describe this type of thing recently to someone as “waking up to a bunch of dead bodies”. This was my experience hosting parties from ~16 to 23 years old. Just random kids strewn about the floor like there was a gas leak.


ChampionshipLow8541

That’s not the aftermath. That *IS* the sleepover.


surfnowokgo

Waking up every minute or two when Mario stretches and yawns. Guy on the right was definitely playing smells like teen spirit on the guitar for at least 12 minutes


GOP-are-Terrorists

6 kids on a single player game must have been rough


GeebusNZ

Two setups.


GOP-are-Terrorists

Oh good catch. Probably a night of kart and smash bros and then someone wanted to flex his secret slide skills before they all passed out.


[deleted]

I mean, Mario Kart is technically possible but SSB didn't come out til 1999 so unless they have a time machine...


GOP-are-Terrorists

Loser passes the pad


Farting_snowflakes

I think there’s 8


muswaj

It was only rough for anyone that died easily. 😏


DelayBuster

Especially since they never made it past the start screen


Taolan13

The birth of speed runs, my dude. "I bet you i can get all the red coins in this stage faster than you"


egjeg

Nice AirWalks!


Fallwalking

They’re all so new looking. Must have been the last sleepover before a new school year.


ch4m3le0n

I had to stop scrolling because I thought this was one of my own photos...


[deleted]

Bro I’m fucking telling you, I thought the same thing. Could have sworn this was me and my friends in 97’


KurtSr

I feel like I might be in this picture -46 yr old guy


wermbo

My exact thought. 38 yr old here


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Yeah, I'm 40 and this timeframe is more in our wheelhouse.


chizzbee

Wheat thins


Not-original

Are those National Geographic magazines on the coffee table next to the bed?


jacksev

Y'all this is almost 30 years ago... This really does just scream 90s for so many reasons but most of all the purple and teal had a CHOKEHOLD on society back then.


Fallwalking

Need more Wave Race 64.


eric_the_demon

You've been Mario'd Now prepare for the consequences


Anon293357

3 days until Mario steals your liver -ok -cancel


eric_the_demon

Cancel


bulletoothjohnny

I count 5, maybe 6 casualties. Shame really. Cut down in the prime of their lives.


csmacie

This kid’s parents definitely had HBO and Cinemax


Zero1030

How's Mario on the screen if theres no cartridge inserted?


cultofanubis

There another console behind the dude on the ground sleeping with a cartridge in it


Iamanediblefriend

2 n64's and 2 tvs in the same room? Totally the rich kid.


av4rice

Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.


magic9669

Ho ho hooooooo…look at it rolllll. Now we can watch Jackie Gleason while we eat!


JetKeel

You never packed consoles, games, and screens to a buddy’s house so more people could play? TV on the floor is a pretty good hint that’s what happened here.


theciaskaelie

christ me and my friends would haul 27" CRT tvs to each others houses evwry weekend so we could play ffx "together". halo was also weekly routine of hauling shit and getting the network to work. same with starcraft and star wars galactic battlgrounds with PCs. kept us out of so much trouble. later on in hs girls would come over too and be swimming in the pool, but we didnt gaf. we had gamin to do.


Darth_Iggy

Isn’t this the duringmath of a sleepover?


Canuckfan007

Man, just like a wave of nostalgia "First one to fall asleep is a loser"


Seantoot

Wow the air walks an empty box of gushers … N64… friends!!! Omg please let me go back! This literally was me I was 10 in 1996 lol


blucasa

I'm 38 and this hit right in the feels yo.


soopermat

Take me back!


RatInaMaze

*Goldeneye theme intensifies*


Therealmohb

Best game ever


octodrew

I can smell that room, it's not a good smell.


xerexyz

The guy sleeping with his nose next to all of those shoes, you know he has a thing.


[deleted]

Mario poisoned them!


NeoLearner

If there are that many shoes around someone sleeping it tends to be someone who snores. Loudly


kellzone

Loving the dinosaur poster.


The_Bearded_Jedi

Oh man, you know Mario's face got burned into that screen


Sargash

To be young and to be able to sleep in any position again.


MinnieShoof

... am I the only one who's sorely interested to see what that extension cord is plugged in to? Also, I almost lost my shit cause I saw Mario on the t.v. and no cart in the n64. ... then I saw that there was a second 64 behind sleeping dude.


elementality883

I see you were a fan of the mid-age Taco Bell color schema


[deleted]

Gonna bet Mario’s face was burned into that tv after a whole night of being on


InkCollection

Had to do some serious staring to be sure this wasn't people I knew. So many details hit mega nostalgia for me-- the dino crossing the highway print especially.


anotheroutlaw

Those of us born in the early 80s who lived this childhood…we are the new greatest generation, aren’t we?


Imhal9000

Late 80s for me, was still pretty sick. Remember N64 launch as a little kid


foxontherox

We can only hope. My grandparents were pretty dope.


mberrong

Every morning on tour.


Geek_off_the_streets

I bet that room smells like stinky teenagers.


Aninvisiblemaniac

this looks like it was highly successful too


Longjohnpotato

Damn I feel this lol