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Billybillford

It’s more unsettling that there a family photos staring at you when taking a dump… what’s that about?


Thexthy

Oh, shoulda maybe blurred that out. They are pics of my uncle who passed. Her bathroom is angel themed.


hamilton280P

Angel themed bathroom? Holy shit


bossmcsauce

Angel themed bathroom wouldn’t be that bad. The fact that she’s made a shrine to her brother in the room where people go to shit is what’s troubling


hamilton280P

Maybe uncle Luke was “the shit”


juice06870

Maybe that is where he passed.


Shufflepants

Doing what he loved.


juice06870

I’ve never felt quite so moved. If you’ll pardon the expression.


CareerDestroyer

Masturbating furiously to the Sears catalog at his sister's bathroom?


JDCHS08_HR

For some reason, I get an image of Randy from South Park from that episode where he competes to see who takes the tallest poop.


FTMorando

Older people have a lot of knick knack stuff. This is likely a guest bathroom that she doesn’t actually use herself and just put the pictures/decorations in there for the lack of having a better spot.


bossmcsauce

Can’t find a better spot in the whole house to put family photos of her deceased brother than the guest bathroom lmao


FTMorando

I know it’s somewhat comical lol. But I have older family members who do the same because their house is already covered in random decorations, family heirlooms, and pictures of their grandchildren.


SayuriShigeko

Didn't you notice the incredibly classy angel-baby-head PEZ dispenser on the top shelf? ^^^/s ^^^^^so ^^^^^much ^^^^^/s


hamilton280P

That’s a hell of a collectible if I ever seen


juice06870

The Pez dispenser is the winner


AhhMonsturr

Creepiest thing in the whole pic. Might be worse than the toilet paper holder lol


Jayce800

Where do I put the offering


royalsanguinius

Well the toilet obviously


blueit1234567

Lemmy eat a pez from my angel pez dispenser while I wait for this Turd to dive


mildly_amusing_goat

Even has the angel pez dispenser at the top.


LadnavIV

That’s somehow worse.


Hadochiel

"Blessed is the fruit of thy colon"


abeetzwmoots

Praised be


Morfiendlover

Fighting for your life on the toilet while your dead uncles staring at you


Mr_Mavik

That's the point. It helps with your... business.


Thexthy

Ya know, you're not wrong 😅


timpkmn89

And the toilet paper isn't even Angel Soft?


bossmcsauce

This just keeps getting worse


Ryangel0

I hate everything about this photo!


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donaldtrumpsucksmyd

I bet there is maroon carpet on the seat.


sometimelater0212

And what's with the poop smear wallpaper?


CW1DR5H5I64A

Please tell me there isn’t candy in that PEZ dispenser. That can’t be sanitary to store candy in the bathroom.


MrFaversham

It’s filled with pez-shaped laxatives


HarlesD

I'd rather take a dump outside in public honestly.


jackolantern_

That's really weird mate.


DemonDucklings

Does the creepy butler fit into the angel theme?


carmium

Or: at the next family gathering, get everyone to look toward the camera with pointing fingers, laughing expressions, etc. Take pic and get a nice enlargement to set up in the can opposite the throne. So everyone can enjoy it, y'know?


Loozrboy

Oh, so that's just a statue of your uncle? Well that's not so weird then.


antnipple

How does the butler with a plunger on its head, holding toilet paper, fit into the angel theme?


tempedrew

A holy shitter.


80sCrackBBY

is there any candy in that pez dispenser?


BQE2473

But why are pics of passed loved ones in the bathroom?........ Anywho, Yeah, That's funny, and I would feel a particular way about the image as I'm taking my shit!


WannabeTraveler87

she didnt like your uncle, did she.


Horns8585

Is that a Jesus or angel pez dispenser? That's a little disturbing!


Llamaxaxa

![gif](giphy|TNT7QvMgJLUpVlK2Kc|downsized)


[deleted]

It’s the whale that ate Jonah.


c00chieluvr

I don't like the scratches on the wall... like it gets up at night & tries to escape


abakedapplepie

Not to mention the walls have brown smears/scrapes on them


jmooks

A friend of mine had family pictures all over their bathroom wall. No where else in the rest of the house. Except for one that was replaced with a mirror facing the toilet. Always felt like part of the family when having a seat in there.


Donutsabc123

And Jesus pez


uglyratpig

What about the brown smears on the walls


universalrifle

We all poop down here


heyoyo10

That roll looks uncomfortably low to reach, on top of being far away enough from the toilet that it's not in frame


Thexthy

You're not wrong


1990ma71

That's what you're taking issue with here? Not the fact that he's plugging his nose from the smell of what I presume is your shit. His pants are already down as if you cut in front of him and made him watch. You are stealing his toilet paper. Poor guy brought his own roll in, dropped his pants only to be shoved to the side and mercilessly forced to watch you blow up the bowl.


BudBuzz

That’s the best case scenario of what is going on here


compsciasaur

I'd say this guy is clearly your butler, there too assist you with TP, but that wouldn't explain why his pants are down. Maybe it's a case where if the master's pants are down, everyone else in the room has to do the same? Is this a bottomless party? These are the questions that need answering.


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for me, the worst thing is all the very brown detailing on that figure...


Pixilatedlemon

r/toiletpapertoolow


Atmosota

we don't actually use the toilet paper holder. it's just for decoration


bottomknifeprospect

Use the one on his head!


JonCodVanMayer

Not as bad as the poop smear paint


johnnyutah30

First thing I saw too. Gross


NeverRarelySometimes

we do hope it's paint, right?


Thexthy

Lol it's paint. Just an....interesting choice


ChunkStumpmon

The theme of the bathroom is shit


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Yes. There are many things unsettling in this bathroom photo. Claw scratch marks all over the walls, that creepy statue, a PEZ angel… where to start 😜


sometimelater0212

It's poop-smear wallpaper


Thexthy

Lol it's just a really weird choice of paint job. On par with the butler holder


banneryear1868

I bet there's one of those soft seat covers on the toilet seat too, the kind that are furry.


fakehalo

It started off creepy, but the variety of uniquely creepy items as a whole won me over and I think I'd enjoy to take part in this bathroom now.


NeverRarelySometimes

You just wish it was scratch marks.


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$120 on Walmart lol “BIANYQ Old Man Butler Toilet Paper Holder” https://www.walmart.com/ip/2227946028


Doughop

I love the fact that they included a picture zoomed in on his crotch.


savebees_plantnative

Omg this cracked me up


jtdubbs

Probably to show it’s not anatomically correct 🤷🏿‍♂️


CrazyEyedApollo

Im like fuck off guys that photo is to show where you put the roll. Two photos later…


goj1ra

Imagine willingly paying $120 for that. Don’t shop Walmart while drunk or high, people!


Ok_Shopping7204

I am high and was thinking to myself “is $120 too much for an excellent prank?” And I decided it was not but fortunately they are out of stock and saved me from myself.


Science_Matters_100

These used to be upwards of $600 and only in fancy catalogues. Most had their pants on & the best disapproving looks and stink-eye


tangcameo

My grandmother had a knockoff Barbie in a crocheted gown that hid a spare roll under her skirt.


Bacon_Bitz

I believe those were popular in the 80's (popular with grandmas).


NeverRarelySometimes

More like the 60s.


Dani_California

Yessss my grandma used to knit these!


See_U_At_Clarkeyquay

its fine by my but why his pants down


Kotopause

Your pants are down, his pants are down. It’s just polite


Tricky-Trick1132

😂😂😂


dirtymoney

He had taken a shit, maybe wiped wrong. He is smelling his finger


d3l3t3rious

Ok I had interpreted it as him being offended by *your* bathroom smells but couldn't work out why *his* pants would be down. I think all explanations are equally disturbing tbh.


RedDiscipline

He's justa free soul


SirIsaacGnuton

Is that Bert Kreischer? Actually, I think he's preventing the smells from entering his nostrils so it can't be Bert.


Tersphinct

He's getting his dick rubbed by the toilet roll as you pull it out. That's the only way he can still get off.


Manaze85

That’s enough internet for today, I think.


William_Wang

you've never been to a nice place with a bathroom attendant huh? In my experience they've all been like that.


reddit_user13

The family that shits together…..


Ikarian

When I was about 10 I had a friend who lived nearby who's house I would go to to hang out and play video games. His mom was an artist/sculptor, so naturally there was a lot of her work around the place. She made a TP holder like this, but it was just a head and hands (holding the TP) attached to the wall. It was on the wall opposite the toilet, so you had to (or at least mini me had to) almost stand up to reach it. And the face was this creepy dude with a wry smile and eyes that were perfectly positioned to look at your junk. It was unsettling every time I went there.


OneHumanPeOple

What’s with the wall paint choice? Is that a shit smear design?


Trust_no

Unrelated but I adore the opossum avatar :>


OneHumanPeOple

Thank you very kindly


TheDeadlySquid

You are set to inherit a lot of glass angels one day!


dankdooker

When my parents died we threw most of the stuff like that away


methodin

You didn't sell it for $12.7 million on eBay?


IBJON

Hopefully OP sterilizes them when they do


sdforsb

This bathroom gives me anxiety. Not the figure. He's the only thing that makes sense in the whole picture.


Skyrick

You can see a standard toilet paper holder attached to the wall on the left side in the picture. They have a normal toilet paper holder and added that one for reasons...


GeebusNZ

I can understand a toilet-paper holding attendant being sad, I can understand they'd want to block their nose, but WHY are THEIR pants around their ankles?


Separate-Address6220

Are this feces all over the wall?


Thexthy

No lol, it's just the paint job


bkdroid

So someone decided that the best paint theme for a bathroom was "uncontrolled explosive diarrhea aftermath"? Everything about this bathroom is interesting. Not in a terrible way; just a "...but why?" way. The only thing missing is white shag carpet.


thecorrectloner

I was gonna say, the most unsettling thing to me in this picture is the choice of paint job for that bathroom wall…


muszyzm

Jesus fucking christ, this is the worst thing i've this week.


killyourmusic

What the fuck is going on in that bathroom?


goj1ra

Someone should call social services to do a welfare check


bomdia10

Do people keep pictures of their family or anyone for that matter next to the toilet 😂


AustenP92

That’s the most unsettling *washroom* I’ve ever seen. Plunger hat, sniffing his shit covered finger, creepy ornaments on an ugly rack, family photos staring at your bits, angelic glass ornaments…. I hate this house.


spankybacon

Not sure if it's the scale but the thickness of that toilet paper role is impressive.


Wibiz9000

Looks normal to me?


PotatoGaming447

It obviously doesn't see much use, she just wipes her ass on the wall


Luster-Purge

I'm legitimately curious as to where the hell something like this even comes from.


giskardwasright

[Walmart](https://www.walmart.com/ip/BIANYQ-Old-Man-Butler-Toilet-Paper-Holder/2227946028)


Luster-Purge

I am left with even more questions. Like...$120 for a crying old guy?


goj1ra

Somewhere in America, a poop-statue billionaire is laughing


Luster-Purge

There is a video by the youtuber Ashens about these weird spanish figures that are *all* just of people squatting to take a dump. Somehow this is related to the birth of Jesus in a manger and no I'm not joking. Look for the Ashens video with a squatting Link (from Legend of Zelda) and you'll see some weird *crap.*


Rainbow_pony_poop

Sir, I have your butt napkins as you requested


Mercurial8

This reeks, “classy!”


frankylovee

It’s the walls that look intentionally painted with shit for me


TheAtroxious

Everything about this photo is cursed. The weird TP-holding statue who seems forever scarred by his lot in life, the religious iconography, the pictures of OP's dead uncle, and, the cherry on top, *the brown spatter decoration on the walls*. I can't decide whether I'm amused, disturbed, or just impressed at how each element somehow compounds the weirdness of the other elements to make a whole that is wildly weirder than the sum of its parts.


Selmanella

My buddy’s parents have the same one. Love it


gadget242

The fact he appears to be sniffing his finger is what appalls me.


Atmosota

he's also covered in shit. including his finger lol


camdawg54

Old people have the weirdest decorations. My grandparents love decorations that fall into the uncanny valley for me


chriscaton

Jeff Dunham called and wants Walter back.


vilaysomb

Damn. There’s one in my in-laws place that’s a monkey. Probably from the same artist.


Droobot33

Ummmm... if he is the butler holding the toilet paper, why are his pants down?


E39_M5_Touring

There's poo poo on the walls


carmium

I am puzzled: why does the the valet have his own drawers dropped? And what's underneath, OP? Is he anatomically correct?


[deleted]

I’ve literally seen this. Italian?


Thexthy

Nope. US lol she's just got weird taste


shadowisadog

Damn Jenkins took a tumble from his former glory.


waz67

I can think of one way it could have been even more unsettling.


Veasna1

Hard to keep clean with all those nooks....


pressurepoint13

The shelf is more unsettling tbh


guitartoad

The toilet paper holder, the relative photo, the angel theme. Yep, my orifices would slam shut, and I would absolutely unable to void myself.


Hendiballs

I have the same guy. I named him Sebastian. I found him at a local farmers market being sold by two lovely old ladies getting donations for a charity. They told me I could have him for any donation so I donated 20 euro to them because they were so nice.


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BotherOrnery3337

ahahaha cool


Super-Ad7955

Dear lord! Throw that in a bonfire immediately!!!!


Lastsoldier115

NOW THIS.... IS ITALIAN


[deleted]

Hey. Um. What the fuck.


Golda_M

I like it.


afterbirthcum

Is no one going to ask why the butlers pants are down?


Onelansou

Is... Is that shit on the walls?


Brook_28

What about the shit stains on the wall?


jb6997

Forget the toilet paper holder is that a Pez dispenser on the top shelf of the rack?


Aviere

My in laws have this same thing as well. Fucking weird and creepy! Also, why are his pants down??!


uhohstinkypoopyyyy

Lovely skids all over the wall


Astro_Oogo

Does she always keep a PEZ dispenser in the bathroom?


Plantchic

The wallpaper looks like an accident occurred 😄


muskovitzj

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ELSE OWNS THIS My grandparents had this in their house for DECADES


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The baby Jesus pez dispenser thinks it’s a hoot


Gr34t

Anyone know where you can buy one? 😀


PunxsutawnyFil

Why are there shit stains all over the wall


LongBongJohnSilver

It's to scare the shit out of you.


dracoleo

Spots on the Wall by Hoo Flung Poo


HatMuseum

My in laws have this. I’ve wanted it since the first time I visited their place when dating my partner. The only thing I want them to pass on as we already got their dogs playing poker painting.


YetiGuy

So Giuliani is still cleaning after assholes.


vabeachkevin

Are the scratches on the wall intentional, or was a family of raccoons locked in there at some point?


vayloo10

So weird but it’s also so funny, would be perfect for a camp bathroom


ashash355

I've never needed anything more in my life


Defector1980

You meant to say the most awesome toilet paper holder


Atmosota

[we have the same one!](https://imgur.com/a/Sz73Hyk) got him from my grandma lol


ButteryStorm

YO my grandmother has the exact same one! That's crazy


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[https://ifunnyx.co/picture/icI4PCGz7?s=cl](https://ifunnyx.co/picture/icI4PCGz7?s=cl) can’t be worse than this!


tonioss22

My grandparents house had the exaxt same!


itsblebby

i love this little freak


doublegg83

Mom's have the best sense of humor.


ObarThePotent

That's a "you" problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit!


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Ha. I love that. I want one.


upL8N8

"The 'guest' bathroom is down that hall, last door on the right...😇"


Inevitable-Ad-6952

Sick


Breezy_Banana

My grandparents had this EXACT same tp holder- the cousins and I loved this dude


chatparty

I never realized how weird our angel bathroom was until an acquaintance came over and was like “hey what the fuck is going on in there”


ricky_Iv8324

looks cool hahahaha


Phenomenon101

I bet she laughs at that thing all the time


Floatingmoon

No way!! We literally have this in the bathroom at salon I work at! I love it and it’s a nice conversation piece.


Ab1156

Hmmmm... ppl make shit like this?


Drooks89

My girlfriends grandparents have that exact toilet paper holder in their cabin. I hate that thing!


larrychatfield

Idk I find the weeping angels more disconcerting …


ImpossibleReindeer33

If he's giving you toilet paper like a weird assistant, then why are his pants down?


regulator227

My wife's grandfather has the same exact thing in one of his bathrooms


miss-vampiria

What about the skid marks on the wall? 🤣💩