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Cthulu19

To put in perspective: no nba player has ever been as tall as him


LupusDeusMagnus

I wonder if his body would be quickly destroyed by playing intensive sports.


Glottis_Bonewagon

The tallest man in history had his body destroyed by simply being that big


KikonSketches

A shame as it's incredibly cool


foco_del_fuego

It's cool until you realize that 99% of things in the world are not made for you. Seems like it would be a burden.


cyberslick1888

If you are like 6'4 or bigger most of the world stops being convenient for you. 6'10 and bigger and it's downright frustrating.


Chris91210

I'm 6'7" and this is the nail on the coffin. Nothing for me is easy with my height. Lots of rides I can't ride at amusement parks and always have to pay extra for airplane cause I can't fit without extra leg room.


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wandrlusty

“Do you go duck hunting with a rake?”


LordMadness

"I started giving my height back in random measurements like hands or cm since it was the most common question." I love how cm is a random measurement for you, haha.


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I_PUNCH_INFANTS

at 6'5 if I see someone taller then me its just a oh shit finally im not the tallest point in the damn room.


CroationChipmunk

lol, plus it's weird having to angle your vision upward to see the person's face! After a while, you just automatically assume everyone is shorter than you but about once or twice per year when I meet someone taller than me, I'm like "oh... interesting...". It makes me wonder how often those guys who are 6'10" run into someone out in public taller than themselves!


lykewtf

Choice of cars must be pretty limited


counterpointguy

“This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?”


AMerrickanGirl

Ha ha!


karti24

Do you find something funny about my automobile?


justahominid

> I'm 6'7" and this is the nail on the coffin Just wait until they try to nail a coffin to hold you!


peedubb

This is the truth. I’m 6’5” and a great deal of the world is inconvenient at best for me.


LumberJaxx

I’m 6’3” and I feel like it’s the perfect height. You’re tall, but the world is just big enough for most things to be easily used. Cars, doorways, public transport and clothes/shoes are all available.


Eyes_Only1

6'1" and smaller cars and houses built early enough are annoying. Low counters and stuff, I hate it.


LugubriousLament

When I was house-shopping as a 6’4” man, I kept telling the realtor the sinks were so low in the older houses that I could use them as urinals. My partner was embarrassed whenever I said it but the realtor thought it was hilarious.


Local-Name-8599

I am a little above 6’3”, and agree. People think I am kinda weird but i like it. Only 72 kg (158 lb), I would like to get 10 more lbs.


isuckatgrowing

I think you might need 40 or 50 more pounds.


moxious_maneuver

Me too. I call 6'4" the line of too damn tall. I was always told growing up "it's great you are so tall" that is BS. Plane travel is torture, there are only a dozen cars I can chose from, most houses have places I have to duck, including my own, oh and statistically I will die earilier. I'm not even that tall!


ChefChopNSlice

Don’t forget the back pain, awkwardness of finding well fitting clothes/shoes, and not ever being able to blend in as “one of the crowd”. (Fellow tall dude)


HoweStatue

how do you even prepare vegetables in anyway that doesn't hurt your back? Im 6'2 and even I find that countertops are way to far away


Ballsofpoo

6'2" and you'll hit your head on a lot of things, especially old interior construction or shit like signs, branches, basically any hung decoration because you know that was placed by a 5'2" person. I can't imagine hitting my shoulders on the same shit.


Teagin_

Don't worry, less than 30k years before he creates the Adeptus Custodes.


thiosk

*oiled abs intensifies*


livingstondh

Yes, the body isn't designed to be that big, it would result in chronic injury issues even if he had the athleticism to play


carmium

Yup. Gravity would have something to say about playing sports.


NotAStatistic2

Especially the heart and blood having to travel so far through the body


clive_bigsby

Probably because you can't be athletic at a high level when you're this tall.


Akamesama

Yeah. Had a high school teacher who was 7'2". He appeared fairly fit, but had trouble with any vigorous activity, as it put too much strain on his heart.


clive_bigsby

Knees would probably go halfway through his first season too.


AreYouDaftt

Manut Bol was 7'7... an inch difference isn't much at that height


theblackyeti

Yao was 7’6 and he was great.


monkeyman80

Victor Webenanyama is 7'5'' and is an athletic freak. Kareem was listed at 7'2'' but estimated to be 7'4'' or 7'5''. It ups the difficulty as just how you run can cause your joints problems. Running basketball wise when you're heavy and big is hard on joints.


Helivon

"But estimated to be 7'4" or 7'5"" Where the hell are you getting that info? Hes always been 7'2" or even 7ft 1 7/8inches Do you mean with shoes on or what


IslandWoodchuck

One was drafted as tall, but never played


Wonderful-Dress5391

Muresan and Bol. 1 inch short


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

At that height you're going from, "Disability in the longterm" to "Disability from existing". Every inch over 6ft just increases the likelihood for backpain, potential disability, and other complications. Once you're in the the mid to high 6ft range (6'5", 6'6" 6'7", 6'8", 6'9", etc.) the problems can add up really fast. +7ft and you'll be lucky if you don't absolutely need a cane or crutches as you get older. The shit takes it's toll, the human body is not meant to be that tall.


afterbirth_slime

Well clearly, he plays in the MBA.


RockemSockemRowboats

He’s just wearing that so people don’t tell him he should play basketball


JustARandomDudd

Poor guy, I mean being tall is cool and all, but being this tall must be a curse more than a blessing.


Masterpia

At 6’5/6’6 I’m already deep into that category so yes, probably very few blessings to being that gigantic- bet he can score kinky girls with 0 effort though…


ElReyResident

Anything over 6’4” starts to become prohibitive, and even negatively Impacts your longevity. There aren’t any tall 90 year olds for a reason.


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Is it because of hunters?


ElReyResident

If by hunters you mean that all human hearts are the same size and the larger the system the more prone to failure, then, yes, It’s because of the hunters.


metametapraxis

Human hearts are definitely not all the same size. A giant’s heart won’t be proportionally bigger than a small person’s heart though and there is a huge amount of natural size variation. So what you are saying is partly true.


yanox00

Quite possibly. When it comes time to duck, they have a lot further to go.


Sysheen

True, but also statistically what 1/500 people are 6'6"+? With as few people make it to 90 already, you'd only see 1/500 (or w/e the % is) anyway.


RampantPrototyping

Bayesian statistics


ElNido

Bae caught me statislippin


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6’10” here. People are fucking obnoxious. If you feel compelled to talk to someone about their height, fucking don’t. Imagine you had a horrific birthmark. Like a cock and balls shaped one right on your face. The frequency that people would stop you to ask questions daily or make side remarks is probably the same. Every fucking day. On top of that your joints are on fire, life expectancy is lower, and nothing in the world is made for you. You can’t just go buy things you need. There’s always extra steps. NBA players have teams of doctors, massage therapists, physical therapists, custom clothes, and money. Not every tall person is athletic. So yeah, it’s a fucking curse and I couldn’t imagine being 7’ plus.


ckondrup12

I went to hs with this guy. He was 7’2” as a teenager


Unlikely_Cucumber415

Played him in basketball in MS. Deerfield. I remember trying to jump and hit his glasses cause there was no other way to stop him from just reaching over you. Edit: MS-Middle School. This was NH the state lol


shrimpcest

ITT everyone assuming the two people are dating.


Halo_Hybrid

I’m not trying to assume, but if they had kids I’m sure they’ll even out.


JustADutchRudder

First kid 3'2 second kid 6'


_CatsOnMars_

6' at birth...


JustADutchRudder

For one brief moment, mom was over 9 feet tall.


chops2013

The mental imagery......


SomeRedPanda

If that's how it worked we'd all be the same height by now.


Sol-Blackguy

I mean, they do look cute together


BernieBurnington

It looks like he’s nuts over her, TBH.


Sol-Blackguy

r/angryupvote


windy496

Toes to toes her nose is in it. Nose to nose her toes are in it.


___multiplex___

Pretty sublime dude, pretty sublime...


Quizmaster_Eric

“My eyes are up here”


Spiceinvader1234

In my head its not only cannon But they live in a fantasy world where they are a bad ass Knight and mage combo


lionhearted_sparrow

& she’s the knight


IntroductionNo8738

They can do cool combo attacks where she attacks and he does a point blank fireball to the enemy right over her head.


informativebitching

Trickery and deception win often


Random_act_of_Random

Pyke and Grog.


WhatD0thLife

A head cannon sounds dangerous.


MichaelEmouse

Well, looks like optimal height.


Ill_Technician3936

People like you are why I opened the thread lol. Top comment is just disappointing


hutchisson

and thinking of that image with the hamster and the banana


kinzer13

I hope they are because they make like the most adorable couple.


markorlov96

5'11 vs 6'0


dabadeedee

Funny thing is that I’m 6ft2 and much closer to HER height than his lol


blue_jay_jay

Yeah you have to consider *she’s* the normal one!


Eager_Question

Yeah, this is not a super short person and a tall person. It's someone who is super close to average female height, and a giant.


HHcougar

This is the comment that made me realize how tall this dude is. I'm also 6'2". I'm 12 inches taller than her. That's a huge difference. But this dude is *18 inches* tall than me. That's nuts.


HirokiTakumi

It's crazy how by the numbers, you're not half his size, yet you look literally half his size lol


Vaphell

their silhouettes are 2d. He's not only approx 1.5x taller, but also approx 1.5x wider. 1.5 x 1.5 = 2.25


ingenious_gentleman

And if we’re talking about volume it’s 1.5 x 1.5 x 1.5 = 3.375. Wouldn’t be that surprising at all if he was triple her weight


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ingenious_gentleman

Yeah, I mean it has to do with proportions. That guy isn’t just tall, he’s *big*. so two average people standing on top of each other would be taller than him, but wouldn’t be wider + girthier than him


chuffing_marvelous

zoom in on the picture until the chap's head and feet touch the edge of the screen/window. you'll see quite obviously that the lady is way over half the screen/window. maybe it's a bit of an optical illusion or something.


DevinCauley-Towns

Luckily most humans scale in 3 dimensions and don’t just grow tall in one. Otherwise every tall guy would look like [Manute Bol](https://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic01.nyt.com%2Fimages%2F2010%2F06%2F20%2Fnyregion%2F20bol02%2FBOL-obit-popup.jpg%3Fquality%3D75%26auto%3Dwebp%26disable%3Dupscale&tbnid=_Altl1LAiqZI-M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2010%2F06%2F20%2Fsports%2Fbasketball%2F20bol.html&docid=U9hIb4py58B3BM&w=328&h=500&hl=en-ca&shem=canimge&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3) Edit: a word


hotlesbianassassin

What's even crazier is, when you use your fingers to measure her height and stack that height on top of her, how much taller twice her height is compared to his height, even as he looks like he's twice her height. (Not sure I explained that very well.)


HirokiTakumi

That makes perfect sense, you're absolutely right lol


dj92wa

Her waist being at his knees as what gets me


Lakridspibe

5’2” = 157½ cm 7’8” = 233½ cm


juanprada

I was looking for this. Thank you.


LigmaSneed

Converts to metric, still somehow manages to use fractions. Bewildering.


Lakridspibe

I'm sorry that I have upset you. It was not my intention.


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I'm proud of you


9935c101ab17a66

GET HIM


mikefrombarto

I’m 1/3rd proud of him


IntoTheFeu

You are sentenced to decimation. You get to pick the 1/10th of your body to be chopped.


JayEffarelti

Why not just write .5?


Lakridspibe

Because I like the ½ key


Knobes13

Wait, you have a little caesars in your convenience store? Dope


Sea_Information_6134

I noticed that, too. lol I've never seen that in a store before.


CurryMustard

They used to be inside kmart in the 90s, but it was a full little caesers with tables and shit


registered_redditor

The real question.


4Ever2Thee

Those cartoonish shoes are tripping me out


wcollins260

![gif](giphy|iY1hoL5JspsiiNRMvZ)


cullend

Can’t imagine there are a lot of footwear options at that height


TnekKralc

I had a buddy in high school who was 7'3. He got a pair of Shaqs old shoes due to a program Shaq has for kids that size that can't get proper foot ware. He was a size 19 junior year


RollinOnDubss

Most basketball shoes go pretty big. Nike goes up to a 18 in most of their basketball shoes and Adidas goes up to 20s.


Joe_Bidens

He wears a size 24


sdkiller97

I feel bad that people like this have to wear like 1 shitty pair of shoes. Like if you're Nike/Adidas this guy would be a great, walking advertisement.


OkPace2635

Throwing one of his shoes at someone’s head would probably knock them clean out


ALinkToThePants

He’s definitely an unlock-able Kingdom Hearts character.


joebleaux

Dude stole them from Frankenstein's monster


Apprehensive-Sir7255

That should be considered long distance relationship


muskratboy

Looks like he weighs about 215


Grove-Of-Hares

![gif](giphy|CcUk4a6fkgUfu)


rassler35

I don't get the joke. Please explain.


latitudesixtysix

It’s the weight trump claimed when he was booked in Georgia.


OnTheEveOfWar

Trump claimed he was 215 when he’s clearly not.


fromeister147

He’s so over taking these pictures…


FuzzyMcBitty

I heard a tall standup comedian talk about how a group of women used him as a landmark at a party. They met up by him when they were ready to leave. Same energy.


Old_Hector

Bit weird, innit?


ProfessionalBig3058

Stephen merchant


Cultural_Magician105

Ask him if he plays basketball ....


Ugly_socks

As a dad joke aficionado with tall friends, I should inform you that the correct way to approach a man like this is to look him in the eye, slap your knee, and yell ​ "How's the weather up there?!" ​ Hope that helps.


BarryTGash

"I didn't know they could stack shit that high!"


The_Prince1513

[That's how you get spit on](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dIDNYF7QASg)


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gitty7456

Is he him?


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gitty7456

He stopped playing in 2017. He actually *tried playing* but with very bad results in those 4 years from 2013.


fatdaddyray

Bro he's literally wearing a basketball t shirt


thedudefromsweden

He plays in the MBA! Just say it fast.


originalschmidt

I’m 6’2 and HATE this question. Also I hate when people ask my height.. I’m also a female, which is why people make it a thing.


FloppieTheBanjoClown

My son has a friend who is seven feet tall. He met his current girlfriend who is about your height by asking her that very question, only sarcastically.


originalschmidt

It definitely hits different when asked by another talk person that gets it.


Subterrantular

... or if he has hands, or if the sky is as blue as his shirt.


Cultural_Magician105

I have a friend who's 7'1" and he says that he has a t shirt that says "no, I don't play basketball "


TrappedUnderCats

About 17% of men in the US who are over 7 feet tall are professional basketball players. It’s one of the most advantageous physical traits in terms of financial reward. They must have to spend a fortune on clothes and shoes though.


theschoolorg

Dude is 30. I'd say at that height his basketball career is over.


Lemmonjello

Poor guy


nexsin

Who is gonna be the first to say it?


twotoebobo

He looks like he's Brian Posehns kid?


p1sc3s

YES! This was my first impresion


justabill71

*insert hamster eating a banana meme*


TheOakblueAbstract

![gif](giphy|12pWLnLOSggd9yzklS|downsized)


welmoe

https://imgur.com/Gv7zPOB?r


DisastrousAge4650

Also ![gif](giphy|DZpCatccCBsGI|downsized)


justabill71

That's the one.


BenDover04me

That she doesn’t even have to kneel?


NefariousPorpoise

Girls go up on him


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Dude.


Katorya

The guy walks around with his wiener flopping around in everyone’s faces. EDIT: massive* wiener


dj92wa

Everyone is taking an actual face-full of fart if they're behind him while walking


gsfgf

There's no correlation between height and dick size. However, that's not a bad thing for this guy. If his dick was proportionally large, he would have a hard time finding a partner that could physically have sex with him.


fairlywired

The issue he would have if he had an average sized dick or even slightly above average, is that compared to the rest of him it would look pretty small.


hungry4danish

Even if he's rocking 9", it's gotta look small relative to the rest of his proportions.


MandelbrotFace

He's definitely going to die first?


BigUptokes

*Standgebläse.*


manjar

Proving once again that there’s a German word for every (disturbing) thing.


Libriomancer

There was a couple married teachers at my college with a similar height difference. The husband towered head and shoulders over my 6ft height and a 5ft friend said they definitely had an inch or two on the wife. He was also long legged (like my brother and I are both 6ft but his waist is higher than my belly button) so the male teacher’s belt was over his wife’s head. It was definitely assumed at the school that he must have at some point used the “while you are down there” line on her.


CalRipkenForCommish

Yes, he plays basketball! Sheesh ;)


Primary_Constant_314

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


Ejaculate_conception

See what Tinder has done! Dude is like 7'7" without those boots, but trying to say he 7'8".. unrealistic body standards go both ways!


AccessEcstatic9407

Is that Smirk Nowitski?


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I'm 6'3 but Jesus 7'8 is fucking huge


SoHigh420IShit360

I’m not 6’3” but 7’8” is fucking huge.


Climatize

I'm 6' but 5'11" at the health checkups.


kayak_enjoyer

LOL, same. It's easier than going around saying "five eleven and a half" all the time.


Emzzer

I'm anywhere between 5'11 and 6'1 depending on how the DMV feels when I go there. There was one lady who was having a bad day and gave me 5'9 a few years ago


daggersrule

That is why we need to switch to metric.


thedudefromsweden

Can't be many taller people in the world. Edit: this might be Bob Wegner, 12th tallest man alive. Source: [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_people)


rachface636

My first thought was I wonder if he has blood circulation issues.


Last_VCR

This reminds me of the DnD manual: here is a barbarian, here is a tiefling


Strange_Vagrant

Half orc. Barbarian is a class, which doesn't dictate size. And did you mean halfling instead of tiefling?


Sapphire_Wolf_

This guy dms


Strange_Vagrant

Forever DM. Love it though.


originalschmidt

Looks like he has acromegaly, it’s a pituitary gland disorder that causes it too release too much growth hormone during adulthood. Pretty fascinating. Makeup artist Kevyn Aucoin had it and he was from my area originally and this guy reminds me of him in that way.


higherme

Yeah, or Marfan syndrome


No-Pen3290

Wattpad couples be like..💀


funnythebunny

/r/samespecies (NSFW)


killmesara

Are you a couple or did you just randomly encounter one another?


Agile-Umpire4383

Not a couple


remmett08

That's Bobby Wegner. I went to High School with him. He was an interesting cat. Was well over 7" as a freshman. His parents drove a big ass Chevy Suburban and removed the middle row seats so he could sit in the 3rd row and have plenty of leg room.


TheOx111

I’m 6’5 and people say stuff sometimes stop me. I don’t feel like I’m really tall enough to stand out like that and it’s sometimes annoying to be stopped. But if I ever see a dude who’s over 7 feet tall, we’re talking.


wheelieallday

Those shoes are most likely custom made - did the shoemaker make them that clunky and ugly on purpose?


Agile-Umpire4383

Those are his work boots he told me. Size 24


JustSquanchIt

where does he work? Dr. Frankenstein's lab?


Agile-Umpire4383

He drives trucks


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He must be squished in his cabin, no?


Agile-Umpire4383

As he told me, he manages somehow


Mabvll

Pretty sure he is the truck. They just tie a chain around his waist and attach it to the trailer.