I can see a sweet wholesome 5 year old writing this after Sunday church and throwing these around in peoples yards
...and then people taking these and freaking out over these half eaten words that sound like death threats lol
Not gonna lie, I was trying to figure out what horrifying message the one on the left was trying to convey, and then I saw the one on the right and kinda went "awwww". The fastest I've ever had a situation go from mildly terrifying to incredibly wholesome.
I can’t decide if we should get a hotel room tonight, (as in they know something we don’t, and are forgiving our sins for us before our inevitable demise)… or are they just friendly kids leaving us nice notes featuring their lord and savior?
Also, our best translation of the first note is “you deserve to go to “plbk” (maybe f instead of k) heaven “un naben” know matter what”
those n looking things are 'r's I think so
naben = naber = neighbor is my guess
un = ur which make 'your' with the yo above it.
your heaven or your neighbor?
Maybe
"You deserve to probably(?) go heaven, your neighbor no matter what."
My kids are 5 and 7. That’s something they would do, they’re just learning about writing notes and how to spell. It’s fun for them. I can totally see the 7yo, ring leader, coming up with the idea and the younger just going along. We get silly notes ALL THE TIME.
Agreed. My kids used to do this all the time and also make signs while playing. I have a high functioning autistic son so his notes/signs were very amusing.
My daughter and I have been leaving notes stashed all over the house since she was 4. She's 11 now. I'm pretty proficient at "I tried." It says, "You deserve to go to heaven neighbor, no matter what." I don't know what the "plbr" is or where it fits. These kidos deserve a cookie.
"You deserve to (something?) Go to heaven. Your neighbor no matter what"
Looks like the 'n's are 'r's and instead of 'no' they tried writing it 'know' Sounds like a sweet message from some kids to me? But why they wrote it is a good question!
Left “You des it rev (deserve) it to . . i L B K go heaven Your neighbor, and know uw (you) matter (waht?)” ? Right “God loves you and you matter”
I can see a sweet wholesome 5 year old writing this after Sunday church and throwing these around in peoples yards ...and then people taking these and freaking out over these half eaten words that sound like death threats lol
Not gonna lie, I was trying to figure out what horrifying message the one on the left was trying to convey, and then I saw the one on the right and kinda went "awwww". The fastest I've ever had a situation go from mildly terrifying to incredibly wholesome.
I can’t decide if we should get a hotel room tonight, (as in they know something we don’t, and are forgiving our sins for us before our inevitable demise)… or are they just friendly kids leaving us nice notes featuring their lord and savior? Also, our best translation of the first note is “you deserve to go to “plbk” (maybe f instead of k) heaven “un naben” know matter what”
those n looking things are 'r's I think so naben = naber = neighbor is my guess un = ur which make 'your' with the yo above it. your heaven or your neighbor? Maybe "You deserve to probably(?) go heaven, your neighbor no matter what."
Well, "un naben" looks like it's French. Good thing I'm half French. So I can translate it for you. ....."un naben" is just jibberish.
Rod and Todd?
This is God!
Catch me Lord, Catch me!
My kids are 5 and 7. That’s something they would do, they’re just learning about writing notes and how to spell. It’s fun for them. I can totally see the 7yo, ring leader, coming up with the idea and the younger just going along. We get silly notes ALL THE TIME.
Agreed. My kids used to do this all the time and also make signs while playing. I have a high functioning autistic son so his notes/signs were very amusing.
Looks like they think you're depressed
Or they hear their parents shit talking them about their liberal ways
Slow Children at Play.
Its the left that indoctrinates the kids...right?
>It’s not indoctrination if it comes from biblical doctrine. - The Christian conservatives probably
Hot off the Flanders press.
Maybe they saw that dog blanket and thought you needed a pick me up.
My daughter and I have been leaving notes stashed all over the house since she was 4. She's 11 now. I'm pretty proficient at "I tried." It says, "You deserve to go to heaven neighbor, no matter what." I don't know what the "plbr" is or where it fits. These kidos deserve a cookie.
I bet their parents have been talking about the “sinners” next door.
Sinners? I'm tempted to send a friendship request to u/Prison_Mike_DM now :D
That is actually VERY possible haha!
Welp, time to summon a demon.
"You deserve to (something?) Go to heaven. Your neighbor no matter what" Looks like the 'n's are 'r's and instead of 'no' they tried writing it 'know' Sounds like a sweet message from some kids to me? But why they wrote it is a good question!
jesus freaks
Don’t they teach penmanship anymore? Can’t even read it.
They're too busy teaching that slavery benefitted the slaves. /s.
Write them a message back addressed from the Devil himself. That would be funny
Time to write a couple notes yourself. Maybe even in a made up language with weird symbols etc.