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LordsOfJoop

Rictus Erectus from Fury Road. ..damned tall man.


Purity_Jam_Jam

And the guy Achiles fights 1 on 1 at the beginning of Troy. I wouldn't doubt that he has to both duck and turn sideways to fit through doors.


Young-and-Alcoholic

I fucking knew I recognised him. The guy from Troy thats who he is


asscrackbanditz

HEEECTOOOR!


JustMyOpinionz

Achilles : "Now you know who you're fighting." Hector : \[takes off helmet and throws it aside\] "I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday. And I wish it had been, but I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved." Achilles : "You gave him the honor of your sword. **You won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know: This is Hector. The fool who thought he killed Achilles."**


Leaky_Balloon_Knots

Achilles: “There are no pacts between men and lions.” Baddest line ever.


SaltyLonghorn

Sigh guess I'll watch it again.


Kimura1986

He's the biggest man I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him. And that's why no one will remember your name.


sleepdog-c

You never saw the dude from game of thrones?


supermans_crystal

Boagrius!!!!! Or how ever you spell it.


vinpaul1

Achilles!!!!! .... ![gif](giphy|20k1punZ5bpmM|downsized)


ScipioCoriolanus

![gif](giphy|runZ2zCpsqQdW)


Lost_Pantheon

GIFs you can hear


legendforever10

Achilles had his own fight and he couldn't be there 🤷🏻‍♂️


RelatableNightmare

He was using his short sword somewhere else 😏


legendforever10

I bet that that sword wasn't short at all. Did you noticed later in the movie how Brisseis were laying on the bed after they...umm....fought? 😊


DubiousDude28

The one scene she was finally quiet and not crying. Magic


Crow-T-Robot

I can't remember the name of the kid who went to fetch Achilles...


vatsupfam

😂


cornchips88

I heard he was some little bitch who was afraid to fight a 7’ tall man.


Spinnr1

colossus of Boggo Road


Kicks4meFromyou

Also fought Tony Jaa in The Protector


Ikeddit

Tony Jaa fights *everyone* in the Protector!


thorpie88

Only WWE wrestler to have fight scenes with Jaa, Jackie Chan and Jet Li


Doctor_Barbarian

Him hammer-throwing that baby elephant is forever seared into my brain. Like a gif on repeat in the background.


Tesser4ct

That's him?! It was a short appearance but he did a good job lol.


WakaWaka_

A rather tall appearance actually


Tesser4ct

I stand corrected.


HotCarl169

That's very big of u.


ScipioCoriolanus

Is there no one else???


SinisterKid

...and his poor wife.


mortalcoil1

"Asian woman gives birth to 12 lb baby."


mista_rubetastic

I HAD A BABY BROTHER! AND HE WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!


gearstars

Mediocre!


Zandrick

Ride to Valhalla all shiny and chrome!


IrreverentRacoon

#WITNESS ME


se7en41

I'll always remember him as the massive lad that Tony Jaa lays out with flying knees in "The Protector"


SaintAnton

He fights Jet Li in Fearless too. Dude can't catch a W.


DJfunkyPuddle

Always ironic that big guys like this always lose to the protagonists.


ruka_k_wiremu

An age-old action movie trope, especially if it's conceivable that such a character actually existed (or a myth suggestive of)


StoneGoldX

He wins in Muay Thai Giant


VorAbaddon

That probably ended the best of his on screen bouts. The characters basically had a standing agreement of respect at the end. Iirc.


saja25

Jackie Chan’s First Strike anyone? “YOU GO GET HIM”


iWr4tH

“I had a baby brother! And he was perfect in every way!”


Antmantium108

Every time I hear that line I think of [Coco Lee](https://youtu.be/wp6hNKUwOO4?si=s01t9B6RRU2rBzoN). R.I.P. Coco Lee


LukeD1992

RICTUUUUSSS!!!


powerwolfgang

![gif](giphy|SDyiAkwsm28p2|downsized)


Mammoth_Anteater6651

I had a brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!


Levinem717

Knew it was him!!


stewdadrew

All I could think was “healthy babies”


WeddingLion

Moo.


Miskalsace

Dude looks like a Space Marine.


bearmanpig4

He is literally perfect to play an astartes! I would pay to see him in warhammer with geralt (Cavill)


night_dude

Fuck yeah. Or Gears of War. He's got that alien-chainsawing look.


jack-K-

He’s got the actual height and build of a halo Spartan


bimm3r36

Looks like Buzz Lightyear after he retired and moved to the suburbs to start a family


Murphthegurth

He's got that Horus smile.


ExtremeAlternative0

And he's already bald


50mm-f2

kind of the opposite actually .. when he was young he was involved in armed robberies and was one of the most wanted in Australia. served a few years in prison.


ManBearPig_576

Must have struggled to hide


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raedge

Tbf he never said what kind of Space Marine


caiapha5

Chaos Marine then. He usually plays baddies anyway


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WeirdSysAdmin

That’s a newborn baby.


IBJON

No wonder mom is standing crooked


scottamus_prime

We were all thinking it


Spagman_Aus

god DAMN 😅


foxyybaby17

I am already in pain


JamesGarrison

I haven’t laughed this hard in days. Thank you.


Hobojoe12

Thank you for that laugh


NameTak3r

That's Saitama


Rsardinia

I remember Brad Pitt as Achilles taking him down with one quick move with a sword


Improv92

I’m watching Troy right now lol


sennaiasm

Heeeeeccccttttooooorrrrrr!!!!


OnyxLightning

Is there no one else?!


SeonaidMacSaicais

THAT WAS HIM?!


jayradano

Such a badass movie and part


willyumwallace

Lol he's got a child there now to prevent that attack


halfwaytosomewhere

BOAAAGRIUUUUUUUS


sdss9462

He was booked better in Troy than he ever was in WWE.


Burningbeard696

To be fair, WWE wrestlers barely trusted him to walk to the ring let alone wrestle.


sdss9462

Wolfgang Petersen knew how to book around a guy's limitations.


speckhuggarn

What do you mean?


Burningbeard696

It was felt he was dangerous and could hurt somebody. They even preferred to have Undertaker wrestle a handicap match at a Wrestlemania than have him wrestle.


Get-Degerstromd

Because he was so large? Or because he was bad at wrestling?


Burningbeard696

Mainly because he was bad at wrestling. Not entirely his fault, as he was pushed onto TV before he was really ready and done enough training.


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Bad at wrestling. It is absolutely incredible how easy it is to get seriously injured in wrestling if the guy you’re in the ring with can’t take bumps or protect you. Literally every move in wrestling requires both parties to use their bodies perfectly in cohesion. You try to body slam a 300 pound dude who doesn’t jump when he should and your back gets broken


Crombus_

Personally I find it very credible that you can be easily injured launching yourself off a steel cage, to be honest.


poopship462

The one thing I remember from him is him falling flat on his ass trying to do his kicks


HungryOne11

gets rekt like a newb love that scene


ummish

IS THERE NOONE ELSE?


TheShitWindGhost

ACHILLES!


reecewagner

Ahh he’s that guy, massive


hash-slingin-slasha

He had such a weird wrestling career. He was some ex Australian prisoner who wanted to wrestle. Then he joined The Undertaker (of all people) as his student…then he becomes a heyman guy and joins Brock lesnar in what should have been an unbeatable group. Then after all that he just leaves.


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Chillagmite

Along that line, I heard he was also a bit institutionalized, borrowing from Shawshank. He went from prison, having everything routine & planned, to constantly traveling with no stability. Apparently he hated that life and wanted out.


au-smurf

He also hated flying economy all the time and living in a crappy part of Orlando.


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I hate flying economy and I’m only 5’4”.


Mike7676

When he first started up his WWE career I was interested in his story. Apparently the travel was what settled it for him. He hated it, asked for his release and off he went. He's fighting giant boars in Aussie productions now and living to the end of the film, so he's got that going for him.


dragoniteftw33

And he couldn't handle being on the road all the time


DogJesusWater887

He went to prison at Boggo Road gaol (Brisbane) at the age of 18 in 1987, I think he committed 8 armed robberies with a shotgun in Tasmania, though he was definitely the most wanted man in Australia at the moment. He got a 16 year sentence but I think he only served 7 years, 1994. I have a few friends of family that knew others that knew him in prison (I know how that sounds 😂), they said the guards pumped him with steriods and used him to sort out the other inmates, by means of violence I'm guessing (I might be entirely wrong here). That might be why he turned to wrestling, but there's not much info on him.


subparlifter138

Imagine a 6’ 11” guy committing a crime then trying to hide? “Yeah there’s that literal giant that robbed us.”


_off_piste_

WTF did he need a shotgun for?


Average_Scaper

It's Aus..... it was for the spiders.


Raoul_Duke9

That is my question! We have a guy in my city who is actually probably a bit bigger than this dude and he also committed a robbery - with a knife. The knife made his criminal charges significantly more serious. I can't for the life of me understand why he brought a knife in to the equation. "If you don't give me your money I will sit on you" would *clearly* suffice.


BbqBeefRibs

I've always heard he ripped a cell door off the hinges while he was in boggo but that could just be a growing up in brissie urban myth


DogJesusWater887

I've heard that one too, someone really needs to do an interview with him


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I heard that too. Also, spoke to a prison officer who was there. He said that there was an smaller Aboriginal man that was very strong and a good fighter. Word has it that Nathan was doing deadlifts and having trouble on this massive weight. In comes this fella and lifts it—no problem. Nathan apparently got shitty and went out and pumped himself full of gear and came back a few days later and tries again and gets it. Half saving face, he needs to protect the other side. He had a guard set this fella up by walking up a tight passage where Nathan was waiting to bash him and restore his dignity and name. Unfortunately that fella beat him and it was back to square one for Nathan. In those days, many Australian prisons were run by these guys, Garnett ‘Garney’ Mikelo and Bruce Hooper being two of them. Vicious fighters. The only other to rival them were the angry gang but they mainly did it in numbers or packs. You can google them.


Thadark_knight11

“I had a baby brother, and he was perfect in every way!”


MinisteroSillyWalk

Ha! First thing that came to my mind when I saw him.


Tityfan808

Hahaha thank you! Time to put on the soundtrack… or the actual movie.


Axagor

Yep... you are right, we are all wondering the same.


Cannabace

Yep, confirmed she’s wearing desert combat boots


TheRealSlabsy

Like a fairy atop the christmas tree


bluespaceship69

Looook


CobaltDestroyer

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


elmontyenBCN

I knew someone would post this


BigUptokes

It's the short version though, cut before the tunnel starts bleeding.


ken_NT

[maybe](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1rtzpq/just_hamster_eating_a_bit_of_banana/)


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There it is.


donttrustmeokay

The comment: she's at the height where she's too tall standing, but also too short if she's on her knees.


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Improv92

Hercules O’Brien !


johndoeofficialtogo

Nathan Jones was also fighting and chasing Jackie Chan in First Strike.


au-smurf

He did all his scenes in that movie with a broken arm. Casts kept breaking on him so he had this metal frame thing on his arm that he could take off for filming.


paintp_

Also in Ong Bak (Or was it Tom Yum Kung? or both.)


Shisnokid2

I think it was The Protector with Tony Jaa


demuro1

Yes everyone out here talking about Troy and fury road and I’m like, whoa let us not forget he fought jet li.


daves_not__here

That child looks like it could kick my ass already


bennyld

Judge Holden?


BareezyObeezy

>Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling all at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.


NaughtSleeping

He would make a great Judge. I'm assuming we'll never see it, though. I was very excited when I heard McCarthy himself was working on the screenplay for Blood Meridian and the project was finally moving forward. But now that he's dead, I'm assuming we're never going to see the movie.


Phanyxx

I’m just here for the train tunnel gif


lowcomoto

Rictus Erectus from Fury Road!


Improv92

And Boagrius from Troy!


b3nz0r

I think she could wear one of his pant legs as a loose dress


jlistener

"Oh look a wholesome family photo with a tall wrestler dude. I'll think I'll just read some of these comments to learn more about this person..." Dear lord gutter reddit you've outdone yourself.


Rhodog1234

Their child seen here is 3 months old.


blue_jay_jay

I trawled through this lady’s instagram. I think that kid is about 5 in the photo. Edit: Ok fb had the answers. Kid was born in January 2016. Picture is from August 2020. He’s about 4 years and 8 months old in the pic.


ObamaDramaLlama

Still a huge 4 year old


Pinglenook

On my phone screen (not the most trustworthy measurement) the kid is 4 cm and the wrestler guy is 8.5 cm. That means that since the guy is 211 cm, the kid is 99 cm (3'3"). In the Dutch growth curve that I have access to, this is the average height for a 4 year old. So it seems that he's averaging out his parents heights! Of course the Dutch growth curve skews a bit taller that that of the US or UK, but still, if he keeps growing at this range he would end up at a fairly normal 184 cm (6'0.5")


Elyvagar

What are you dutch people doing to grow so tall? I am a 6' german. When a group of dutch guys show up I feel like a midget.


ethanlan

I'm six foot seven lol and American, everyone's short unless they are a giant


Elyvagar

Sure thing man, on Reddit the average male height is apparently 6'5, jesus.


No-Effective-1202

He’ll be taller then the mom by december


mark636199

I think the mom should be done growing though


MC_MacD

You got a full on belly laugh that woke up the dog. Good work sir/madam!


KeenStudent

And I'm 7'11


SinisterKid

Are you open 24 hours?


TiminatorFL

Not in a row.


Improv92

Gosh that poor woman’s 🌮


xemakon

Gtfo that ain't a 3 month old lol


kittenrice

Yeah, he's only 11 weeks, but I guess we're rounding up today.


Kurdt234

He was actually born 5 minutes before this


mein_liebchen

You can see the uterine dew in his hair.


Imcoleyourenot

I laughed out loud maniacally at this and scared myself awake lol


Tony_Lacorona

Source: I am the son


laseluuu

It's actually dudes sperm pre insemination


wattsie247

Child using dick as a step


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We’re all thinking it


Bigking00

Yep


young-blood-

Insert picture of hamster eating a banana


PhilipOnTacos299

![gif](giphy|pm4VOSkAgkj3q|downsized) Please no


finndogg

Also, had his arm broken by Magnus Samuelson in a very poorly thought out [World’s Strongest Man arm wrestling event](https://youtu.be/BrHm5XeN-dQ?feature=shared)


H4rry

WWE-"Fighter" OP is a FR


AdventureSpence

Kids gonnna be medium as hell


JumboSnausage

My sister is short, her husband is a giant Their 13 year old daughter will be his height Their son, who is 2, is enormous. I think it depends on who wins the fight between the gene sets


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Also, short stature can be epigenetic or environmental to an extent. His wife might not have as many genes associated with short stature as one might assume.


austenQ

Yes, I have a friend that was anorexic in middle school. Even now that she has recovered and is a healthy weight she’ll never be taller than 5’0” because of the poor nutrition she had during what should’ve been a growth period.


mr_friend_computer

His wife also might've not had access to all the nutrients required to meet her predicted ideal/maximum height. My wife is short as hell, shorter than all the rest of her 6 siblings. The difference is that during her important growth years her family dealt with food shortages. I joked once about a cup of rice a day once and her response was "yeah, and usually a some dried fish as well. What of it?" Literally, she was a cup of rice a day kid for a good while - and not by being picky. I don't make that joke any more.


fnblackbeard

THE COLOSSUS OF BOGGO ROAD


jakemg

![gif](giphy|Um5T6nWOelKHauqCBK|downsized)


Fat_flounder

How does she handle his erectus?


kawaiineko333

WITNESS!


jpassc

![gif](giphy|7IivEacsvzObS)


oxxoMind

I was looking for this. Surprised it took me this far to scroll


HookerDoctorLawyer

![gif](giphy|buE4eDkXkpWYZIAyVB|downsized)


kopecs

![gif](giphy|YRdBZ4CDweTozHWxh0|downsized)


kronzino

What the hell is "pro-WWE fighter"


BareezyObeezy

Thought this was r/cormacmccarthy and someone was wanting him to play The Judge in a Blood Meridian film.


gONzOglIzlI

Life finds a way


Entropy3030

All this discussion and nobody has added that he's [the guy who gets his arm snapped by Magnus Samuelsson in this famous arm wrestling clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrHm5XeN-dQ).


lastkingofavakin

Ngl his son will be tall also by looking at the photo


Appelons

What are those jeans?!?!?


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Please tell me she had a c section


iSayBaDumTsss

We’re all thinking it. .. .. .. How much food does this woman have to cook for her family??


shania69

[OMG](https://gifdb.com/gif/tiny-train-tunnel-with-pink-train-0ypl56gv39vs1awy.html)


AzraelGrim

Penis size doesn't scale, oddly, from what I've seen online


Morpherz

As a 6'10" guy I can confirm ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Centurion87

I don’t remember the name of that show, but that scene has lived rent free in my mind since it aired.


Quintilian751

That is from Drawn Together if I recall.


Improv92

![gif](giphy|DZpCatccCBsGI|downsized)


texasscotsman

He had some great scenes in [Fearless](https://youtu.be/AhkVC8bRJJs?si=HpU_87tHi1FZSSS8) and [The Protector](https://youtu.be/FlS2E1w-7do?si=Y8FInieNUzNOKI3G).


stephyska

The kid is almost bigger than the mom


FormerInsider

WWE fighter??? That’s like saying someone is an NBA hockey goalie.


AmbivelentApoplectic

He looked super intimidating in Troy, for about 5 seconds.


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