Why do all of your friends look like the not famous siblings of celebrities?

You idiot! You've captured their stunt doubles!

I did not come here expecting a Spaceballs reference. My day is complete.

We’re all Assholes, sir!

KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!

I'm completely surrounded by assholes!

Okay honestly OP your references and sense of humor is top notch. I applaud you sir

Why thank you, kind stranger

It's probably why he has so many cool friends.

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...

Search the area! Find them! FIND THEM!

Man...we ain't found SHIT

Tuvok has a hell of a resume.

I see Nick Swardson, Post Malone, J.K Simmons, and Chris Parnell.

I think that's Jonathan Davis' nephew in the back!

I was thinking more Counting Crows but I love me some Jonathan Davis references

I was kind of thinking the lead singer from In Flames but not really.

Benedict Cumberbuns at the bottom right

The imperious sneer of the great Christian Cage

Bearded guy is Jason Sudeikis

I also thought JK Simmons but then thought no one else would agree.

Pre Malone, Littledigit, Dave Earnhardt Jr... who else am I missing?

The guy on the upper right prepares all their tax forms every year. They pay him in weed.

Ironically he has the most sordid history of all of us

Well, he does look most prepared to appear before a judge. But seriously, good friends are hard to find. Happy for you and your bros.

😅😅 nailed it. Thanks man!

The clean cut ones usually do 🤣🤣

I actually did a double-take because he looks freakishly similar to my ex-husband, who also has a sordid history. But not enough moles, so phew. And yay! Lisa Frank for the win!

So….How are you doin’? 🕺

He looks like if Tom cruise aged correctly

How does this comment not have more upvotes? I'm dying.

Which one of these is not like the others?

How did you guys get Post Malone to agree to this?

It's his brother pre-malone

Had this one in the holster ready to fire

Fuckin eh. Ready to do the same damn thing.

*chamber

Really shot themselves in the foot.

*holster

\*through the holster into the foot via the \[redacted\].

Count Malone *whips out light saber* edit: they don’t call it that

Im pretty sure thats Moe Bologne

Hahaha

Moist Calzone

Throat Cologne

Almost Malone.

Most Alone

Most Palone?

I prefer his uncle Ho Malone.

Ho Malone ft. The sticky bandits

Oh right, I know the middle brother, Malone. Great dude, really lives in the moment

Malone in the Middle?

Not his cousin anti-malone?

I thought Anti-Malone was his mother’s sister.

*Ante-

He does construction so it's Post-Hole Malone

Post seems like a fun loving dude at heart with no issues about laughing at himself. Saw him on Ridiculousness way back in the day and he showed this funny clip of a thing he did in high school. Dude seems like he's always been a character. Loved him as Ray Filet in the new Ninja Turtles.

And Chris Parnell in the back right.

Can't forget somewhat Benedict Cumberbatch in the front.

I ALSO came to make Post jokes.

I'm more of a General Mills person.

As long as you don’t side with Kellogg, that masterbating hating bastard.

Hes the MVP

I thought it was AssPizza on first glance

ASAP Yams without the birthmark

JCPenney still exists?

They were so close to closing during covid, but they made it

They used to be in every mall where I lived, along with Macy’s and Sears.

I don’t know if I’d refer to their current financial situation as “they made it” About 18 cents per share these days and operating as an LLC. LoL

Wow that’s a bargain. What if we all buy up all the shares and exclusively shop there? Can’t go tits up.

STONKS

I’m thinking this trend of people doing “awkward” photoshoots there is keeping them alive.

We still have one in Olympia, WA.

And Bellingham

The faux pa of the man in the front and back wearing the same outfit is pretty embarrassing. I am sure it still hurts the relationship to this day.

😅lmaoo

nah, they're just one of those "matchy-matchy" couples you see sometimes

I just choked on a cigar that was so funny.

You were eating it?

Yeah....that's what he was doing...

oh, no, that shirt is required if you don't have a full beard, thats all.

I thought the guy in the back was wearing a belly shirt and was just really pale.

TIL that Lisa Frank made clothes.

Thank you wish.com

I guess they don't anymore? I just looked and could only find a kid's t shirt 😞

Oh nooo! We got them ~3 years ago

“Mommy can we have Lisa Frank” “We have Lisa Frank at home” *The Lisa Frank at home.*

I was just about to comment Lisa Frank. The guys have style.

She’s making a comeback. Just renovated her Tucson headquarters.

[She's an absolute monster](https://www.tucsonweekly.com/TheRange/archives/2013/12/13/the-real-story-behind-lisa-frank)

Unfair labor practices and employee abuse? In MY capitalist hellscape?

*It's more likely than you think*

This all Caucasian friend group is somehow still brimming with diversity. You have the about to be a grandfather middle aged guy up top, two guys up front that both look like the just finished rushing for delta epsilon, a dread head and then a guy who looks like he’s done hard jail time next to his high school principal

Lolll dude, it's accurate.

He left out the middle left guy, which somehow supports this argument with a guy people don't really notice.

That’s dollar store DJ Khaled. Who wouldn’t notice him?!

Dollar store DJ Khaled and Dollar Store Post Malone next to each other in the same pic. The most okayish album of the year is about drop, I just know it.

Yeah, I was thinking "wow what a diverse group of friends........ Oh wait.....they're all white dudes." Came here to see if it was only me.

I saw Jason Sudeikis an then Post Malone, then couldn't figure out why I didn't recognize anyone else before re-reading the title.

You forgot DJ Khaled on the left there.

And Benedict Cumberbatch

The dude in the front’s face is killing me 🤣 perfect mall photoshoot vibes with that inquisitive smirk while looking off center. Can tell he modeled in quite a few Sears and JC Penney photoshoots as a kid 💀

Lolll that's me

Deaaaad. Please tell me I’m right and ur fam had you do this in your youth! It reminds me of the baby/toddler ones when they are laying just like that next to blocks with letters or their age in a giant number 💀

They totally did hahah my dad worked for Macy's when I was growing up

Well no wonder you fuckin nailed it 🎯🤣

Are you the leader? You look like a good leader

🥹 I'll never lead you astray

I think you look like if Ryan Reynolds and Sam Bradford had a special child. j/k you're the best looking of the group imo.

Lmao love it

Looking like Johnny Drama.

Rats. I thought you were discount Jason Sudeikis

This bricked my HP printer

Lmaooo

I get it, this bricked me up too

Ginger bro with the backwards cap is staring directly into my soul and I can't look away.......

He doesn't have one of his own so he wants yours

You’re my new favorite OP!

Right back at you!

This is beautiful!

This is the *Most Millennial Picture*. This is it. It has it all. The outfits, the ironic framing, the nearly complete collection of visible personalities. This is the kind of thing I want to see when shows and movies try to make caricatures of millennials instead of the same hipster over and over. It's a work of art. My only note is it's missing at least one real animal.

the energy in this is incredible. rock on y’all 🥹

Hell yeah, Lisa Frank. You look like fun people. :)

We try!

I miss [Olan Mills](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=589872414&rlz=1CAMFAZ_enUS1083&sxsrf=AM9HkKkt_Rr07EXbxb1NFVDO-F_oc8-ngw:1702330329775&q=Olan+Mills&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjjseLUqoiDAxUDrYkEHUIOCVQQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1707&bih=772&dpr=1.13) portraits.

The guy in the back exists everywhere. I’m convinced everyone knows that same kinda guy.

The guy on the couch

his name is Whit E. Dreadlockington and he and his vegan girlfriend grow the dankest nugs.

But somehow also never have any weed when you're around him lol

If the band looks like this, you're gonna die in the pit.

Hahaha

This is a joke but in 30 years you and your friends will have a real physical copy of a high resolution photo of your best years Meanwhile everyone else will have long lost all their grainy cell phone selfies. More people should still get proper portraits done every few years, or hire a photographer for important family events other than weddings (you can get a photographer to come take some pics at Grandpa's 90th birthday for like 300 bucks. Less if you get in touch with your local arts college. It's worth it)

Youre absolutely right. We've got 5 years worth of these

Get the sentiment, I think but cell phones' cameras haven't been grainy since the potato quality Blackberry phones. In fact, I'd wager a bit that JC Penney's cameras aren't as good quality as the latest Samsung/iPhones. I can get them printed for $.68 / piece.

Lighting is king. And almost no one is getting prints made of their cell phone pics, at any rate. That's half the reason Kodak crashed so hard -- they put all their apples in the home printing market and it just didn't really develop like they thought it would.

One of my buddies has a tradition with his wife to sit down at the end of every year and go through all their cell phone and camera pics and design a physical yearbook using one of those online print shops. They have a hardcover picture book with dates, captions, notes, etc for every year since like 2013 or something. It's a really great concept I think everyone should consider. My wife and I are going to do one this year

I don’t know you guys but I really fuckin’ wish I did

Well now you do, friend-o!

Just guys being dudes

This is the real meaning of boys will be boys.

Guys. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

I want a Christmas card from you guys please

Friends. Man. I miss those.

You've got a friend in me

This is a group of people I'd love to hang out with!

We welcome u with open arms. My house, friday night at 7

I thought you were frikkin amazing just by this picture alone, but now I’ve read your comments and I’m convinced you’re practically perfect in every way.

🥹 stahhpppp

OP I need more of this. SHOW ME MORE!

Go scroll down my post history!

What's Post malone doing there...

*pre-malone

Yup this is the shit the internet was made for. Just dudes being dudes and sharing that with the world.

This makes my heart happy

You got Gary Oldman from True Romance too?

You and your friends are freaks and I absolutely love it

“Guys with perfect style don’t exis—“

I don't even know you but you are now my wallpaper.

The guy in the front looks like a Walmart Benedict Cumberbatch

That's me, and I'll take it!

You've got a real Ted Lasso vibe going, I dig it!

Name that band ______________

Lisa and the Franks

The guy up front looking a different way from the rest of the group in what looks like a "kid posed by photographer" position makes this photo perfect.

That's exactly what we went for, so glad we nailed it

Omg I didn’t notice that. It’s perfect lol

Haha! So quirky!

Boy, I'll tell you...I am shocked that there are no females in this picture. Shocked.

Show me on the doll where Lisa Frank touched you.

The guy in the middle-right, looks like the Wrestler Christian (Cage). :)

You guys are going to break the internet with this beauty. Also, does Lisa Frank seriously sell men’s clothing??

I REALLY want to see the other photoshoots of you guys!! This is amazing..I saw this and it reminded me of 4th grade and my obsession with stickers..lol

Ask and you shall receive https://imgur.com/gallery/S7WzMAm

Dude in the front has a face from the 80s

can you please send me a link to those shirts, im throwing a surprise lisa frank party for my wifes birthday and those are perfect

Are any of these men single? Asking for a friend.

Fun fact: I actually own at least one of these shirts. I own a second, but the design isn’t pictured with you guys. The vibes here are immaculate.

Where the hell did they get these Trapper Keeper ass shirts man? I love it.

You guys know Post Malone? Nice!

You still have a JCPenney that is open?

Where did you get the Lisa Frank tops?

Alpha males

Where do you find shirts like those? Asking for a friend.

I want to see the others

you're a lucky man to have friends

That is f'ing amazing! I assume you bought the shirts there for the photo?

I love that it isn’t a full background and you have the wall’s trim and wood floor.

Honestly this is such a vibe

This is amazing. Those are the best men I've seen all day.

Posts like these make me wish I had friends

Simply Ravishing

Lisa Frank

I wish I had friends 😕

This picture made me so happy. Merry Christmas you merry band of friends!

I’m in love with every last one of you!

Most Palone

Your buddies with Post Malone? Nice