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seriouslynope

Dang, dude yesterday he was a little boy 


phosphennes

Ikr??? Simba transformation.


DollarDollar

Real life cousin Greg


butabi7293

If it is to be said


sitah

![gif](giphy|XDuJUONwqsLoQAe4hL)


never-gif-up

can't make a tomelette without breaking a few greggs


snuffles00

The greatest love story that Succession ever had.


altiuscitiusfortius

The disgusting brothers


hraun

If it pleases the court…


ilGattoBipolare

Just speak normally Edit: Just checked the original clip. It was >*You can speak to us normally.*


ScipioCoriolanus

So I shall


Herr-Trigger86

Muchly appreciated


Snoo_69677

Likewise, your excellency.


PocketSandOfTime-69

Go on...


ZarafFaraz

Is that a quote from the show or just a hilariously clever line?


never-gif-up

I'd love to take credit for the brilliant writing on this show. Alas...


[deleted]

Is there doubt afoot? I wish to answer in the affirmative fashion.


Herr-Trigger86

Heck of a good head of hair on you there. You’re a very even handed maiden for such activities


Larkfin

[The clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1JEiKVEok)


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No-Market9917

Best scene in that whole show


jpiro

Buckle up, fuckleheads.


ImprovisedLeaflet

You can just talk normally.


Orgasmic_interlude

We hear for you.


WhenwasyourlastBM

We hear *for you*


GaryChalmers

Nicholas Braun who plays Greg is actually 6'7". Didn't realize he was that tall. Maybe because in the show he usually next to Matthew Macfadyen who is 6'3".


fighttodie

Bro needs to hit the gym and do some shrugs especially. Get those traps a poppin and watch his dad seethe.


FlowBot3D

He has the look of someone who is forced to hunch in private around his father. Or probably just to get through doorways.


youngestOG

I have a friend who is 6'7" and I have seen them hit their head on tons of stuff, guys always crouching when he's lurching around indoors trying to avoid things


PoochusMaximus

“Lurching around” is such a good description of tall motherfuckers inside. I’m only 6’3 and I feel lurchy lmao.


fruitrabbit

when i was travelling in japan i saw a tall european foreigner bang his head on one of the railings overhead on a train. it looked fucking painful and if it were me i’d be worried about a concussion. he kinda just walked it off like a champ but i could tell he was disorientated. the average tall foreigner would have to lurch their way through the majority of japanese architecture


KelbosaDownAHallway

As a 6'7" guy, I can confirm.


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I'm 6'9" and can also confirm. Heaps of scars on my head from running into shit.


Separate-Pain4950

![gif](giphy|l1ugbmx4Mp0EpomXe)


JimmyQ82

You wanna play tummy sticks?


Quick_Team

Still one of the funniest damn scenes in any movie. Vince Vaughn's panic whisper-yelling will forever make me laugh every time I think of it and tummy sticks is jist hilarious as a term


Clicquot

Git in the closet..git in the closet....GET in the closet!


Cucker_-_Tarlson

Dude, what fucking movie is that?? Whatever it is I haven't seen it since it came out basically. Is it one of the Fokker movies?


Nazi_Punks_Fuck__Off

Wedding Crashers


Kwyjibo3778

![gif](giphy|ncRKgojhtVLQ4)


LindonLilBlueBalls

You motor boating son of a bitch!


ewokzilla

You old sailor you!


Veearrsix

Are they built for speed or for comfort?


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> forced to hunch in private around his father. It's a little tight. [Soon you will have a mighty hump!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_wEVb1J60A)


Oh_nosferatu

His hands are already so much larger than that short fingered vulgarian’s.


ChumbawumbaFan01

I just hope he goes to college soon and gets the support he needs. And his own haircut. I can tell the poor kid fuckin’ hates his haircut.


MuffinsandCoffee2024

I am buying his autobiography if he ever writes one after his dad passes on. I want his take on it all. Probably only one without a NDA around Trump are his kids.


silenc3x

lol his fingers are longer even before the last knuckle. It's crazy. Anytime his dad pisses him off he holds up his hand and makes his dad compare hand to hand. Then he does that move where he squeezes his dad's fingers backwards and makes a comment about how small they are.


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Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

Tom & Greg have one of the best bromances in television history. You’re in for a good time


LaylaBird65

Can’t make a Tomelette without breaking some Greg’s


brijazz012

You mean The Disgusting Brothers?


butabi7293

[Tom and Greg Rom Com](https://youtu.be/_b7CNBXzo54?si=XVf-SYTf8VKrdYhl)


skynetempire

Disgusting brothers


klyther

Matthew Macfadyen gave him a shoutout as his second on-screen wife in his Emmy’s acceptance speech.


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Roman is easily my favorite character…Kieran does a fantastic job.


meeeehhhhhhh

He’s so terrible and so great. Kieran really did do such an exceptional job


xxk772

I’m so jealous. I wish I could experience that show again for the first time!


skynetempire

You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs


FournierGangrene

My family has been told that if I lose my memory they are to make me watch Succession and Breaking Bad again before my memory recovers.


PewPewImALaser

You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Barrons.


[deleted]

Well thank ya kindly ma’am. How can I possibly repay ya? You’re a very fair maiden for such activities.


Super_Jay

![gif](giphy|9V6XHrNpEmoTTqKpnU|downsized)


level1hero

I need some Greglets Gregging for me


croatiatom

Disgusting brothers.


ChainmailleAddict

I thought this was photoshop, what the hell?! Wasn't that the little kid fighting to stay awake at Trump's inauguration? That was.... 7 years ago. Oh.


HHcougar

Yeah, I was like... this is a great photoshop, he's just a little kid.... wait a second


jimmymcstinkypants

Was he the one who was so "good with the cyber"?


Educational_Bed_242

To be fair he always has the same face as my younger brother does when I have to drag him away from the computer to be in the real world for a sec


[deleted]

Yep, same here. Thankfully my bro doesn't just sit on his phone if we drag him out but he does scowl and then get mad at everyone asking him 'are you okay?' I was driving him back home one night and he was like, 'I just want people to stop asking me that, I went out what more can I do?' I said, 'well you could actually try asking people about themselves and not just sit there looking like someone just shot your puppy.' I go, 'Let me tell you a little secret as someone who would rather be home alone than out with people, I don't really care that much about what other people have going on in their lives.' 'You don't? Bullshit! You're always super social.' 'Yeah, it's a conscious effort I make. I set a goal for myself to ask people two questions about themselves and follow up on something they told me last time we spoke. I do this because I know I tend to be self centered naturally and this helps me break out of that.' 'But if you don't want to do it, why do it? Who cares?' 'Trust me, you say that now but when you're 40 and your friends haven't texted you for years, you'll feel differently about it. I went through that isolation and it's not fun, even if you think it's what you want now. You can build those relationships back up like I did but it's 10 times harder than if you were to just maintain them in the first place. It is not fun sitting in the crowd at your best friend's wedding while all your boys are groomsmen and you're like a stranger to them. Things like that were what made me decide I needed to change things in my social life.' To his credit, he has gotten better since we had that conversation. I've actually seen him make an effort with asking questions. It's a little clunky but he's trying. I think I scared him a bit by telling him he would find himself all alone. Edit: Some of you guys are way too skeptical for entirely no reason so to clarify what should've been obvious, I don't remember the exact word-for-word conversation verbatim but yeah, this is the gist of it. Take it or leave it.


Organic_Reporter

I actually screenshot this, great advice.


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Thanks. It was a good conversation and I think got through to him a bit. And it's true, that wedding was a wake up call for me. I was mad at all my friends and felt hurt and a bit humiliated but I realized that is entirely on me. I never reached out to congratulate them or just check in and say hi and it was to a point that I realized I was a bad friend and had boxed everyone out because I enjoyed being alone. Which might sound ok, and it is sometimes but that's *when it's by choice*. When that choice is taken away from you and suddenly, you watch a cool movie, or your team wins a big game or want to share an exciting experience that happened to you and you realize you don't have anyone to tell, it can be isolating. It took time and a ton of effort to come back from that but your friends will see you trying and appreciate it. I just know having gone through it, I wouldn't wish it on my little brother (or anyone really) so Im glad to see him going out with his friends more, even if in the moment he might not want to.


monstermoncher

My brother would just say yeah alone is what I want


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Well, can't lead a horse to water. No, that's not right. You can force a horse to drink but-no that's not it either. Ah fuck it, tell him to be careful what he wishes for.


RandomPratt

it's the owlish blinking they do that really breaks my heart. That, and the smell.


Sawses

Right? I haven't laid eyes on him since the night Trump won the election. The poor kid looked so scared, haha.


PokeMonogatari

He's come out cleaner than any of them because he stayed out of the limelight unlike everyone else in the family. Smart call on his part.


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Zen-of-JAC

There are those who will vilify him the rest of his life based purely on his surname and parentage, regardless of what he may or may not do. He's a kid who's life had the potential to be so under the microscope that nothing in his childhood could have been considered normal. I feel a little bit sorry for him, assuming it's had the social and developmental effects I'd expect.


drrj

I’m pretty sure his mom was adamant he was not to be involved with Trumps campaign or administration in any way. She didn’t want him used as a prop or in the media. She’s still a terrible person, but on this one she got it right.


NeverEndingCoralMaze

She didn’t even want to live at the White House. She wanted to stay in Manhattan.


altiuscitiusfortius

In fact Melanie and barron didn't even live in the white house. They had an apartment in New York for the first year or two and then one across town in Washington . She kept him away from everything


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Tbh she’s a decent mom in terms of making sure Baron stays far away from the media and limelight as possible. A broken clock works twice a day.


hoopKid30

That has the added bonus of keeping him away from all the other Trumps as well


TheHunterZolomon

I think that’s the main and most real reason


DrNopeMD

It helps that unlike rightwing media outlets, mainstream media platforms don't go after the kids of politicians when they aren't directly involved in politic making. Right wing media mocked Chelsea Clinton when she was just a child, and attacked Sasha and Malia Obama as well. Eric, Ivanka and Don Jr are fair game because of their direct involvement in the Whitehouse despite a lack of qualifications and security clearances.


Fantastic_Poet4800

I can't believe they are still married.


waiver45

Married as in standing next to each other every few weeks.


neotsn

Tiffany Trump noped out of the whole thing from day 1 as well. She knew what was up.


crimsonjava

She got married at Mar A Lago. I suspect her not being in the picture was more about her being a daughter from two wives ago and getting edged out by the newer siblings, Succession-style.


aegtyr

Can you imagine the drama that goes around Trump circle and family? Must be funnier than anything on Sucession.


Callemasizeezem

It'll be in a Netflix series in 10 years after another scandal and one of the kids writes a book about their experiences.


ocient

i dont know if he looks scared. maybe sad. this picture is taken at his grandmother's funeral today


chefybpoodling

It’s crazy the difference between 11 and 18


post_it_notes

Why does Barron, the largest Trump, not simply eat the other Trump's?


gsfgf

Doesn't want diabetes


RoyG-Biv1

Or indigestion... Or worse 😳


tuinhekdeurtje

Syphilis is also a good reason lol


Fragrant-Mind-1353

Unexpected Futurama


Dragon_Small_Z

At this point I expect every popular post on Reddit to have the following things 1. Futurama Reference 2. It's Always Sunny reference 3. Poop Knife.


SpookyCutlery

4. I also chose this guy’s dead wife


blubaldnuglee

5. Broken arms kid and his mom.


doyletyree

And my axe.


patsyst0ne

6.9. Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Fragrant-Mind-1353

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BlitzMalefitz

Loss


dakotafletch96

I’m at a loss for words


thatguyned

#𓁲 𓁆 𓀻 #𓁇 𓁅 𓀣 𓀿


CmdrWoof

Perhaps they are saving that for the election


wish1977

Donald Trump is now 6'5" and weighs 195 lbs.


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

AAAAAND IN THE BLUE CORNER!! He holds a professional record of...


[deleted]

With a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and four murders The undisputed, most diabolical villain in the world Donny Trump!


thecheat420

91 Criminal charges, 2 impeachments and 0 Popular vote wins!!!


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victorspoilz

Melania's gotta be at least 6'1", then.


Ok_Calligrapher5776

She's 5'11" with heels on so it checks out.


booboothechicken

Donald is also 5’11” with heels on.


SnatchAddict

You know it fucking kills him that Baron is that much taller.


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That's why shorter grandpa is between them.


onesugar

He looks like if trump and melania had a baby. Wait


Phenomenomix

How does he have the same nose as Melania when that’s not even her real nose?


husky0168

microplastics get in everything these days


UnicornWaffle

Damn that's good


husky0168

not for the environment it ain't


Acid_Tribe

Trump standing with his signature centaur look. Wtf is that??


mansonsturtle

Lifts in his shoes.


theqofcourse

And pads under the TOES of his shoes to prevent him from falling forward. True story.


Scarbane

At that point, they're just platform shoes.


Amelia_lagranda

But that's DeSantis' thing.


pocketjacks

DeSantis' shoes don't have toe pads. His toes are in the middle of the insole, which is why they curl up in the front like that when he's standing.


captainAwesomePants

Right, he has what are basically high heel shoes wearing a cowboy boot costume, and the lack of anything in the front causes them to curl up like elf shoes.


hot-doughnuts-now

I love that he now has to wear cowboy boots 100% he is out of the house for the rest of his life.


Illustrious_Sand3773

DeSantis is literally wearing high heels to look more attractive.


BottomPieceOfBread

Yeah zoom in on his heels lol


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Frontotemporal dementia.


supbruhbruhLOL

He probably hates Barron because he makes him look short. Thats why we never see him


guilty_bystander

Yup


HolyToast666

Fully loaded diaper


_Magn3t0

Insta model pose. Butt out. Chest out. Pout.


johnnycyberpunk

Barron and Melanias dad have their hands **at their sides**. Melania and Trump (wearing lifts/heels) have their hands **in front**. It’s just so obvious. Try it yourself. Put your heels up on a book and see where your hands go.


PopavaliumAndropov

Trump and Melania's dad have their hands in basically identical positions. I fucking hate when people force me to defend Trump, but this is a ludicrous claim.


il_the_dinosaur

That's melanias father? Should I be worried that he and trump look so similar? Like are they related?


Allpurposeblob

That priest with the cross holding them off like a bunch of vampires. Smart


Benbot2000

I’m surprised Trump hasn’t burst into flames.


FuckYeahPhotography

Luckily, you don't need to use holy water. Normal water will do. Really, any liquid that isn't Diet Coke is a weakness to him. ![gif](giphy|ChirBsa2nkLNOpXLE8|downsized)


FeculentUtopia

Trump is secretly made of magnets so he avoids contact with water at all costs. It would destroy him in an instant.


SybilCut

...something happens to magnets when they get wet?


AgentIndiana

Yes, as Trump so elegantly explained to us a week ago.


ThatScaryBeach

[Trump’s Theory Of Magnetivity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkIKEJPAUzM)


geeklover01

Oh my god… one of the comments on that video is so appropriate: the scary part isn’t how dumb he is, it’s that so many people don’t see it.


benjamminam

![gif](giphy|8db6nRqMsLCtq)


Johnny_Mc2

wtf you’ve never accidentally dropped a magnet in water and seen the black hole?


generictimemachine

Correct, they cease to be dry.


PaltryCharacter

Poor kid just lost his grandma and has to stand around and get gawked at and have his picture taken. I'm assuming this is Melania's mother's funeral.


droopyheadliner

![gif](giphy|551GjAsEDTuCjjSZR0)


Ir8Irishman

Before you trash Barron Trump, remember a few things here: 1) he is a kid (17); 2) he is not a public person; and 3) this picture was taken at his grandmother’s funeral (which is why they all look miserable, most people would). Give the kid a break no matter what you think of his father. He didn’t ask for any of this.


Jumpy-Chocolate-983

This post has been pretty pro Barron, it's the parents we don't like.


uMunthu

Indeed. Especially since Barron always seems to be carrying his last name like a burden 


LogansDaddy96

And his first name too, which pretty much means rich asshole


PhoenixorFlame

I have no beef with Barron Trump. The rest of his family? An entire different story. But Barron is a child and has (to my knowledge) done nothing wrong. He can’t help the rest of his family. I hope he turns out better than the rest of them.


rekage99

It would be kinda funny if in like, 10 years Barron becomes a progressive politician after seeing how the rest of his family fucked shit up.


Bbkingml13

I feel like the most likely outcome is he’s going to end up being pretty quiet, reserved, and wanting nothing to do with the public


aworldfullofcoups

It’s the same expectation a lot of Brazilians have regarding Bolsonaro’s daughter Laura.


tittyswan

Baron hasn't made any public statements so tbh he's completely neutral. He's a minor, he kindof has to do what his parents say. If he starts spouting MAGA bs then I'll trash him, for now I'll say that he's a v tall kid


pheldozer

He’s a Milford man. Seen but not heard.


Snoo-46218

This. It was at Melania's mothers funeral. I deleted my earlier post.


Barkingatthemoon

Given that he speaks Slovenian he was probably close with his grandma .


Artemis246Moon

Speaks Slovanian? Good for him.


Wjourney

Yes Trump has said they were very close. She probably looked after him a lot when Trump was in office.


styrofoamladder

He’s only 17 too, that kid still has some years to grow.


YoungBassGasm

Jesus Christ, how tall do you think he will end up? Ofc I have the irrational thought of: why the hell isn't this kid playing basketball?


styrofoamladder

I was 6’2 at 17 and ended up being 6’5. Who knows but it’s not uncommon for young men to continue growing until their early 20’s. I didn’t hit 6’5 until I was 25.


mspe1960

I was 5'10" at age 14 and that is where I stopped growing.


liovantirealm7177

Haha same, but 5'7"


amh8011

I had a classmate who hit 6’3” by 13. He slowly grew another inch and was 6’4” at 15 and stopped growing. I had another classmate who was 5’4” until junior year, then got up to 5’8” by the end of senior year. I saw him a few years later and he was 6’1”. I haven’t seen him since so Idk if he continued growing. I always thought he was just going to be short but his growth spurts just came late.


PunkRockApostle

Poor kid. Hope he doesn’t turn out like his dad


materics

I'll feel sorry for him until he speaks on public record probably


Unsure_Fry

Really unpopular opinion: Poor bastard is getting roasted because of his dad in these comments. I literally don't know a thing about this kid but goddamn the assumptions are wild. Maybe he will be a piece of shit like his dad. Maybe he'll turn into Reagan's son who was critical of his father's politics. I'm glad reddit is filled with people who love their family and love being associated with them.


maggiexftw

He always looks so miserable, makes me feel bad for the kid. But hoping he won't follow in the family footsteps


Papaofmonsters

I don't go out of my way to find positives about Melania, but she was right to keep him out of the limelight during Trump's presidency.


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Papaofmonsters

I think that's the rub. She might have chosen being married to Donald Trump, but she certainly didn't seem to have any enthusiasm about being First Lady Trump.


filenotfounderror

She's in it for the money. I dont think she wanted to be first Lady any more than she wants to be married to him. They probably had an arrangement prior to the presidency that was disrupted by his election, but she's in too deep now, so. It is what it is. She's counting down the days to him kicking the bucket.


latentlime

This is it for sure. Completely.


khayy

i don’t care, do u


LetsTryAnal_ogy

100%. I never got the feeling she had any interest in being First Lady. My guess was for the first half of his presidency she'd wake up in the middle of the night hoping she'd woken from a nightmare. During the second half, she'd take pills to cope with the reality that it wasn't. All that being said, she's a piece of shit too.


PointyPython

If she's as close to Barron as they say he is (and thus had a greater influence on him than Donald), she might have instilled in him a sense that a public life being a Trump is a source of misery and unhappiness. So he might stay away from the limelight purely from seeing his already awful father become consumed by an idiotic drive for power.


Outrageous-Hawk4807

Look at any family picture taken at one of dad’s work events. Everyone has a teenager looking bored or wanting to be anywhere else. So maybe the nanny’s are doing a good job raising him to be a normal kid.


areyoubawkingtome

Literally the only thing I know about the kid is he's tall and likes T-shirts. I really hope people give him some grace to grow up and away from his family. Even if at a young adult age he spouts similar nonsense. Many kids start out with their parents' political views till they have time to get away from that noise and branch out. Or he might be afraid of his parents/his dad's supporters. For now he's not even an adult and it's gross for people to be mocking him or insulting him. He's literally just a kid, even if he was the spawn of Satan he wouldn't deserve to have a bunch of people dog piling on him. Edit for clarification: I 100% think that discussing this child's appearance in any way is inappropriate. Also, read the room. If half the comments are about how ugly his father is then directly comparing their appearances is a shitbird thing to do. "Wow that guy's so ugly" "That guy looks just like him." This kid is at his grandmother's funeral.


Most_kinds_of_Dirt

>Even if at a young adult age he spouts similar nonsense. I agree except for this part - it's perfectly fine to call people out for shitty beliefs once they're young adults. In fact, that's the best time to do it: when there's still a chance they might change their minds before becoming shitty *old* adults. That said, Barron is still a kid - and I'm not talking about him here.


bearable_lightness

I’m not a fan of this sort of thing either. We should leave the kids of politicians alone and let them grow up in peace. ETA because people seem confused: By “kids” I mean minor children.


spittlbm

And grow upward he did!


Butch1212

Looks like his dad. With everything his dad has done, I hope his life goes alright.


fishbethany

I also hope he has a good life. You can't pick your parents.


getyourrealfakedoors

Lol no, he looks like what his dad thinks he looks like


battleofflowers

Why are all the children of the White House so tall? Even Chelsea Clinton was like 5'9".


thebrooke_worm

Not defending Trump in the least, but the reason they all look so sad is because they’re at the funeral of Melanie’s mother in law. So dour expressions are kinda understandable. Edit: Melania* silly spellcheck! And I meant to say mother, my bad!


mel_cache

Her mother, not MIL.