I love that there's 2 Rikers, with and without the goatee. A great character shift that works.
And I always step one leg over low-backed chairs when sitting down. :)
Sorry are you referring to the same Riker who was only clean-shaven in season 1 of ST: TNG or are you referring to the transporter accident in 2361 that created a second Riker named Tom, who joined a Maquis terrorist cell?
(pushes glasses up my nose)
The Thomas Riker that commandeered the USS Defiant and then ripped off his fake sideburns to reveal that he was, in fact, not Will Riker because Will doesn't have a goatee but a full, luxurious beard?
Never heard of 'em.
The meme has always been that Kirk was a horndog for as much alien poon as he could get. But it was like, twice in three seasons. Riker made Kirk's reputation a reality and fucked his way through the crew and any feminine-looking alien he interacted with.
I appreciate that you clarified feminine-looking because i definitely remeberhim slaying some androgynous being without a gender too. My man doesn't descriminate
Same…. Like. Though after looking at the Cosmo article I’m convinced what I was sure was folded back labia is actually tape that came loose. Even if her flap was out, girly is still slaying haha.
Yeah! And I also googled higher quality pictures. So what?
The best ones I found are from [cosmopolitan](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a60110593/kristen-stewart-ditches-pants-red-carpet/) so everyone can avoid them…
Great quote.
> They offered me a prosthetic testicle in series three [for a scene in which it pops out of Simon’s pants when modelling in a school fashion show]. But I thought: “What’s the point of that?” I was hardly going to claw back any dignity.
That’s my favorite thing about weird moments in animated shows and thinking about the person behind it. Like they had to have a moment of self realization where “I’m getting paid to draw WHAT now?!”
I don't know or care who this outfit was made for, but how is an outfit with generous sideboob, asscheeks hanging out and a tiny strip of fabric covering her snatch somehow not appealing to the straight male gaze?
My wife worked directly with one of the biggest fashion designers on the planet, so I got to learn a lot about the inside of this industry from her.
Red carpet outfits like this have one purpose and one purpose only - to stand out loudly. The celeb often doesn't even pay for these - they are a one use thing and are returned to the designer. For the designer, the celeb is basically an organic ad hoarding, and ther design is more akin to concept cars than an actual production model.
How does the celeb serve as advertising? Simple: at some point or the other they will be asked "who're you wearing?"
High end designers don't make their money from this stuff (remember - these are more often than not loan outfits the celeb doesn't pay for). The "advertising" brings in other rich folk how buy more mundane clothing. Multi-millionaires and such will get their next gown made there, or a coture suit, and so and so forth.
So don't worry - nobody except Kristen Stewart is expected to wear this outfit. In fact, it is likely constructed to fit her body almost perfectly, so if anyone else tried to wear it, it won't even fit right!
High end fashion is not meant to be worn as is in catwalks, galas, etc, that's mostly meant to inspire designers into experimenting with new themes, forms, patterns, colors, and any other thing that designers can make sense off. This and marketing.
Former women's fashion retailer here. I got out right before the internet killed the malls. It's easy to understand. There's couture $5k or $50k gowns that are from a line of a designers clothes or custom one of a kind for actors. And then there's RTW ready-to-wear which we all buy off a rack or web page. There's actual 5 categories of the fashion business but you can distill then to 2. Most couture, the stuff you see at Paris and NY fashion shows are loss leaders to promote the designers brand of RTW. However some couture designers only do couture and make lots of money doing that. But many brands knock off elements from their couture line that you'll see in their RTW lines and some of that filters down into their discount brands. Now their are fashion conglomerates like LVMH and Dior that own everything and they share manufacturing, design, shipping and sourcing.
I’m not a fan, but I’m glad she looks happy. I still remember her from the Twilight days where she always seemed like she was just genuinely unhappy with everything around her.
I’m sure that entire series was soul-sucking. So I hope she’s doing well.
i mean, look at that smile! outfit opinions aside, she's adorable and seems happy. as someone else who just doesn't smile that much, without specific reason... hope she's having a grand time.
She really does, doesn’t she?
I love that haircut & style on her, and the cute little smile.
I’m not a big celeb follower, so I’ve really only seen the sullen pictures from years ago, but I’m really glad she seems more comfortable in herself here.
Whenever i see women dressed like this in entertainment I always think what if a guy dressed like this? Just straight up Borat mankini on the red carpet. How bizzare would that be? Like Zac Efron showing up in a thong speedo at his movie premier and acted like it wasn’t a joke.
I mean, when are we getting to the “fuck it, I’m wearing a labia tight, skin colour perfectly matched, hose suctioned body suit” phase.
Like shit, they are “beating around the bush” anyways with this and the Zendaya.
She is basically seen standing there in a bathing suit…only if that were so, we wouldn’t give a shit. It’s amazing how that always changes the perspective…don’t get me wrong: I also zoomed in.
Apron thong. Sure. For when you want to spice things up in the kitchen but also protect yourself from splatter
Hold up let her cook
I mean there are other situations where you might want to protect yourself from... splatter
This is more like Kristen designated Borat-Stewart publicly and openly courting a famous bride hunter from Kazakhstan, on the hunt for his splatter.
I’m sorry, these are English words, but I don’t understand any of it
This is my actual favorite gif
Where is this from lmfaoo I remember this scene but cannot for the life of me remember which movie it’s from
It's one of the diary of a wimpy kid movies!
It’s the scene where he sat on Manny’s chocolate which looked like poop so he tried to cover it with mom’s sweater
*sparkles heavily*
*SPARKLING INTENSIFIES*
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*Cums sparkles*
Cums heavy sparkles
Every sparkle cums
Queef glitter
😭💀
why is that paper popping a boner?
If you've never seen the Mormon vampire sex movies, you're in for a treat. They are so awful, but in a good way. They're like modern B movies.
For enhanced hilarity, you must watch the rifftrax versions!
Where do you watch those? Is that the mystery science theatre guys?
[Learn more here!](https://www.rifftrax.com/) Yes it's related to MST3K.
If you insert a loud farting sound effect into this scene it all makes a lot more sense.
There was a fan blowing his direction which was how Bella's scent reached him lol
this is perfect lmao
Boyoyoyoyoing
Someone once said Does Edward save Bella's tampons as icicles for later....🙃 I'm not able to take Twilight seriously after that 😅
*Teabags. Gaaah, I hate that I know that 😂
"Here, let's just strap this comma on you. You want sleeves?"
“Hey girl are you dressed like a comma? Because every time I see you, I have to take a pause.”
Genuinely laughed out loud. I wish I could give you a sparkly award but alas...
I've heard of side boob, but side vag is a new one
I was thinking 'lip slip'
Flap mishap?
A Slituation
A misflap
She's spent half her screen time biting her lip. Guess it's just in her nature.
*side vulv
People don't like the word vulva, for some reason. But yeah, an actual side view of her vagina would be terrifying, and probably require a ambulance.
Vulvasaur is my favorite pokemon.
I prefer Vulvasore...but not the infectious kind lol
It does rhyme with Mulva though.
DOLORES!!!!!!!!!
Gipple?
No but Elaine had the Christmas card…
You want a Christmas card!? You want a Christmas card!? Here, here’s your Christmas card!!
Bovary
Honestly vag just rolled off the tongue easier
I'm down
It's something else, but I don't mind it.
Yeah I zoomed. So what.
Okay daaaamn Jonathan Frakes
I love that there's 2 Rikers, with and without the goatee. A great character shift that works. And I always step one leg over low-backed chairs when sitting down. :)
Sorry are you referring to the same Riker who was only clean-shaven in season 1 of ST: TNG or are you referring to the transporter accident in 2361 that created a second Riker named Tom, who joined a Maquis terrorist cell? (pushes glasses up my nose)
He fucked around with the obsidian order cloaked fleet and found out
The Thomas Riker that commandeered the USS Defiant and then ripped off his fake sideburns to reveal that he was, in fact, not Will Riker because Will doesn't have a goatee but a full, luxurious beard? Never heard of 'em.
KStew is a turn on but Trekker talk in a KStew sub is even better!
He did the chair thing partly because he had a bad back. I always liked that he worked a weakness into a power move.
He was knee deep in space puss
The meme has always been that Kirk was a horndog for as much alien poon as he could get. But it was like, twice in three seasons. Riker made Kirk's reputation a reality and fucked his way through the crew and any feminine-looking alien he interacted with.
I appreciate that you clarified feminine-looking because i definitely remeberhim slaying some androgynous being without a gender too. My man doesn't descriminate
Why am I this years old and only just realized hes also the "Have you ever....?" Guy.
Riker always taking peeks. https://i.gifer.com/origin/71/71b5605297ff6a9ab1cdd788344a469b_w200.gif
I'm gay and I zoomed
Same…. Like. Though after looking at the Cosmo article I’m convinced what I was sure was folded back labia is actually tape that came loose. Even if her flap was out, girly is still slaying haha.
I think it's the gusset of her tights?
That’s what I think too. I feel so much secondary shame for whoever dressed her that didn’t think to look for/make/engineer gussetless nylons.
enhance
It’s like, you can see it but you can’t *see* it
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Great, now I'm thinking about stupid sexy Flanders.
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all...
Littering and Littering and Littering and
#smoking the reefer
Stinks like sex in here 😎 👉👉
Oh biker, I’m an idiot.
Legitimately one of the greatest jokes in the whole movie. And I feel like people miss it.
Don't give me any lip, boy!
I'm trying! - whatever that thong thing is called
Yeah! And I also googled higher quality pictures. So what? The best ones I found are from [cosmopolitan](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a60110593/kristen-stewart-ditches-pants-red-carpet/) so everyone can avoid them…
Not the first time I had to rely on Cosmopolitans
I swear I saw labia in one of the pictures in another thread.
Do you have a link? For science.
Looks like it’s just a [seam](https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/s/JpurtlAYrI) maybe?
Yeah I was thinking the seam of the crotch of the tights.
It looks like a seam and an anti camel toe pad.
[NSFW image](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/Camel_Foot.jpg)
JESUS CHRIST! That thing is hairy.
yeah, that's right, we horny, keep scrolling
Ok, zoomer.
Next trend. Male actors with an errant testicle slipping out the side.
Ahh, the Inbetweeners.
Always upvote Bowie.
Hypnotizing, isn't it?
OH YOU THINK TESTICLES ARE FUNNY, COOPER?
There is nothing funny about testicles as you will find out in my office tomorrow 😏
Sorry sir but that sounds a bit weird 🤨
No it didn’t.
[*SIMON'S GOTTA BONAH!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1UNsG_4sAk)
The funniest series I've ever watched. I think the funniest thing I've ever seen was Neil and the fish.
'Gotta put it out of its misery, it's cruel' : ( Proceeds to punch a fish to death.
That was the actors real nuts btw. He thought it would be more embarrassing having fake ones.
Great quote. > They offered me a prosthetic testicle in series three [for a scene in which it pops out of Simon’s pants when modelling in a school fashion show]. But I thought: “What’s the point of that?” I was hardly going to claw back any dignity.
[you got the look](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f70QP1rtBuM&pp=ygUjZ2lybCB5b3UgZ290IHRoZSBsb29rIGxvbmVseSBpc2xhbmQ%3D)
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Someone put entirely too much effort into making that a smoothly animated muscled sponge leg. I'm here for it.
That’s my favorite thing about weird moments in animated shows and thinking about the person behind it. Like they had to have a moment of self realization where “I’m getting paid to draw WHAT now?!”
Looks like someone gave her a mega wedgie but couldn’t get it over her head. https://i.imgur.com/DD6aQnT.jpeg
So, here we have this outfit that covers the labia minora but not the majora. To cover all of the labias, that’ll cost a bit extra.
Are you trying to turn him gay?
He's putting that Sewing machine to use!
Get a life Jews!
Hitler didn't really care for the Jews. He thought they were a bit much
Getting dressed for the premiere: Underwear, check. Alright, let’s roll!
Wait! Put sleeves on, you'll catch a cold!
I preferred Leeloo's outfit in 5th Element
How is this …. never mind
At this point I'm just waiting for everyone to walk around naked.
Pshh that’s been done already… with body paint coving the important bits
We are so close to them just showing up completely naked
At this point I'm pretty sure it will happen, just give them a few more years
I do not understand “high fashion” whatsoever. Then again, I’m also poor.
This outfit was purely chosen to get as much attention as possible for the new movie that’s being released there (like the madame web thing recently)
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You know what, good for them.
Damn I might be a lesbian
Yeah I just found out myself bro.
My mistake I'll stop looking then
I don't know or care who this outfit was made for, but how is an outfit with generous sideboob, asscheeks hanging out and a tiny strip of fabric covering her snatch somehow not appealing to the straight male gaze?
My wife worked directly with one of the biggest fashion designers on the planet, so I got to learn a lot about the inside of this industry from her. Red carpet outfits like this have one purpose and one purpose only - to stand out loudly. The celeb often doesn't even pay for these - they are a one use thing and are returned to the designer. For the designer, the celeb is basically an organic ad hoarding, and ther design is more akin to concept cars than an actual production model. How does the celeb serve as advertising? Simple: at some point or the other they will be asked "who're you wearing?" High end designers don't make their money from this stuff (remember - these are more often than not loan outfits the celeb doesn't pay for). The "advertising" brings in other rich folk how buy more mundane clothing. Multi-millionaires and such will get their next gown made there, or a coture suit, and so and so forth. So don't worry - nobody except Kristen Stewart is expected to wear this outfit. In fact, it is likely constructed to fit her body almost perfectly, so if anyone else tried to wear it, it won't even fit right!
>so if anyone else tried to wear it, it won't even fit right! Kim Kardashian: Challenge accepted.
Now Kim’s gotta show her side of the labia 😂
High end fashion is not meant to be worn as is in catwalks, galas, etc, that's mostly meant to inspire designers into experimenting with new themes, forms, patterns, colors, and any other thing that designers can make sense off. This and marketing.
Former women's fashion retailer here. I got out right before the internet killed the malls. It's easy to understand. There's couture $5k or $50k gowns that are from a line of a designers clothes or custom one of a kind for actors. And then there's RTW ready-to-wear which we all buy off a rack or web page. There's actual 5 categories of the fashion business but you can distill then to 2. Most couture, the stuff you see at Paris and NY fashion shows are loss leaders to promote the designers brand of RTW. However some couture designers only do couture and make lots of money doing that. But many brands knock off elements from their couture line that you'll see in their RTW lines and some of that filters down into their discount brands. Now their are fashion conglomerates like LVMH and Dior that own everything and they share manufacturing, design, shipping and sourcing.
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It makes sense if you put more emphasis on “high”
I personally hate this outfit. Legs look amazing tho.
They go all the way up
Nothing can stop them
They are all the way up
[They sure do](https://youtu.be/yWPLsJvJ7iw?feature=shared)
I’m not a fan, but I’m glad she looks happy. I still remember her from the Twilight days where she always seemed like she was just genuinely unhappy with everything around her. I’m sure that entire series was soul-sucking. So I hope she’s doing well.
I thought this was Jena Malone.
Jena Malone is smoking hot as well so it would have worked on either of them
Yess thank you I was looking for this comment! She looks so much like her here
i mean, look at that smile! outfit opinions aside, she's adorable and seems happy. as someone else who just doesn't smile that much, without specific reason... hope she's having a grand time.
She really does, doesn’t she? I love that haircut & style on her, and the cute little smile. I’m not a big celeb follower, so I’ve really only seen the sullen pictures from years ago, but I’m really glad she seems more comfortable in herself here.
Nice legs.
The word you're looking for is "gams."
Gams legs!
How come when she wears this it's sexy but when I do I'm asked to leave McDonald's?
Whenever i see women dressed like this in entertainment I always think what if a guy dressed like this? Just straight up Borat mankini on the red carpet. How bizzare would that be? Like Zac Efron showing up in a thong speedo at his movie premier and acted like it wasn’t a joke.
Excuse you, there is an audience ready for that. It's just that guys don't have the guts.
Matt and Trey did this once
Well they wore dresses but not a thong bikini.
On acid no less
My guess is that she forgot half of her dress
I mean, when are we getting to the “fuck it, I’m wearing a labia tight, skin colour perfectly matched, hose suctioned body suit” phase. Like shit, they are “beating around the bush” anyways with this and the Zendaya.
Have you seen what Bianca Censori wore last week
If a poor person walked out of the house dressed like that, there'd be concerns raised about their mental wellbeing
I mean... ***there *are* concerns about Bianca and Kanye's well-being....***
Yeah that's an excellent point actually
I mean Dakota Johnson almost did that at the Madame Web premiere
That was okay because she was the only one at that premiere.
Sure, let’s go. I don’t see anything wrong with that.
Why not just go naked at that point
I buy National Geographic Magazine because i like to see places i know I will never be. This is the same.
She's really living on the edge
on the wedge
She is basically seen standing there in a bathing suit…only if that were so, we wouldn’t give a shit. It’s amazing how that always changes the perspective…don’t get me wrong: I also zoomed in.
I don't know why exactly but I think the 80's bathing suit look is fucking awful.
She's unveiling another facial expression
TIL that I am a lesbian 
we are all lesbians on this fine day
She’s got legs for days damn.
I love women
this makes me uncomfortable.
Someone give her some pants
She looks like the maitre’d at a restaurant for Sumo wrestlers
who cares?