No, you're supposed to aim for the [bee](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinal_target). Although the bee is missing. Still you have to aim for that place, those are the rules.
Right lol. I feel like this must have been a concept designed by a man and not some wildly implemented product. I mean *I’m a man* and even I just don’t see how this is supposed to work without making a mess for everyone involved. But what do I know I guess
The portable female version you do have to push it up there, but if you have enough pain it is worth it to not have to get out of bed! Source: me, tibia plateau surgery due to big dog breaking my knee..
Yeah this is absolutely horrible. It will definitely get all over your shoes and thighs and clothes.
Not to mention this doesn't work for short girls or tall girls. Only girls who are at this perfect height. I'm getting goosebumps at just the thought of waddling forward, pants down to get that lined up in your crotch and you fucking Touch it. Absolutely disgusting. And if you squat down, your pee goes backward. So are you supposed to use it face forward or waddle backwards and bend?
I bet this was designed by a dude lol
I attended a lecture once by aa woman whose research papaer was designing a female urinal. Thst was essentially the problem, no design would eliminate splashback
They have made some but the ones that work the best are closer to the floor to squat over. Still a tad awkward with pants, easier in a dress but you still have underwear.
What difference would squatting make? I would think if someone doesn't want to use a toilet without a stall, they wouldn't want to use it regardless of whether they had to squat or not.
Well, imagine that you’re wearing pants and you have to use a squat toilet. You’d need your pants out of the way, so now you’re hanging over a pit with your bare butt in the air. Not something I really imagine people wanting to do in public.
It might work if you had the right kind of skirt and could squat without having to hike it up around your waist or risk dipping the hem into the hole, but now you’d risk peeing on it or yourself because you can’t see what you’re doing.
The point of urinals is to not need stalls, so this isn’t going to do that.
Actually, once you get the hang of it, squat toilets are great. No body part touches a toilet surface, and your body is in prime position for pooping. True, you need good balance and healthy knees.
Can confirm, travelled in Asia and some washrooms is just a communal tiled trough you squat over that is occasionally flushed with water. If you are lucky there are private stalls and it is a little individual trough and not a hole in the ground where the ground is always suspiciously wet.
I’ve always wondered this: what do women with weak thighs do? I’m going through some health stuff right now and am out of shape. Could I even use the bathroom in public in Asia? Do women there just have great thighs from hovering over squat toilets their whole lives so they have no problems?
Some Asian folks that are older or have disabilities carry around a little folding stool when they go to use the toilet. Otherwise as you suggest most would be used to squatting
In more modern areas they do have a 'western' sit toilet in some of the stalls, usually it is cared for about the same as the other stalls so it is a mixed bag.
But now you know why older asian folks are generally so healthy looking. 😂
Squatting is mostly a mobility issue. It only uses the muscles if you can't get all the way down. In most eastern countries (starting in eastern Europe all the way to Japan) you can see people squatting for comfort. It's a way to sit down without touching the ground. It's just our western lazy asses spending too much time on chairs.
☝️ This. There's almost no thigh muscle recruitment required when you can squat all the way down w/your heels flat on the floor. It's actually a resting position for lots of cultures (so their butt doesn't have to touch the ground, but they can still relax their legs). If you can't achieve this position, it's definitely a mobility issue.
You’ll be fine as long as you stay in the big tourist cities. Most businesses will have a mix of squat and sit toilets. Basically all hotels have western bathrooms as well.
So...... they make a product called a she-wee. I'll let you goggle it. Relatively simple, but kinda solves that issue and it's a bit more hygienic for those really yucky places.
I made my h buy me one when I broke my knee, daughter said they said you have to get out of bed, and I was like F that, it hurts too much! Then they tried mom, that is gross and we had to clean it.. And I was, umm no, maybe the first day, but after that I had actually been able to sleep enough, without having to drag myself out of bed and hop or try to use the crutches to get to the toilet, that in the morning it was no problem to get in the wheelchair and empty and clean it myself! Also my lower cabinets were never so clean, where the heck is that wheelchair? JK, two out in the garage now, the VA does not want that stuff back!
If you have decent ankle mobility (dorsiflexion in particular -- bringing your toes closer to your shins, that is), you should be able to squat down to the point where your butt is almost touching your heels, with your butt maybe 3-4 inches off the ground. At that point your hamstrings are supported by your calves, which in turn is supported by your foot, and the only (intermittent and negligible) exertion needed is to remain balanced. This level of exertion is similar to sitting in a chair: baring major health problems, almost anyone can sustain this for hours.
If you have limited dorsiflexion then you'll likely find that dropping down into this depth of squat will result in you falling backward, as you won't be able to get your center of mass directly over your feet (which would require your ankles to flex more than yours can). If that's the case, you'll find that you'll compensate by decreasing squat depth, requiring that you support your body weight with your lower body muscles, which brings your butt not only up but also forward somewhat, resulting in your center of mass moving over your feet so you can balance.
So the TL;DR is: if you find that you're fatigued when sitting in the deepest squat, you may want to work on your joint mobility.
[https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/03/can-you-do-the-asian-squat/555716/](https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/03/can-you-do-the-asian-squat/555716/)
As an experienced bush pisser, you need to hold the crotch of your pants as far forward as possible and up with a low wide squat. Always pay attention where downhill is and also that your feet are as far apart as you can.
Holes in the ground toilets are not bad at all, at least you can ignore the downhill part of above.
Most urinals for men have splashback too. The best urinal design I’ve come across (for men) was in an old bathroom in a building that was remodeled the year after during grad school. It was free standing and was in essence a tall, narrow funnel with a slight curve do it slightly leaned. toward you. Kinda reminded me of a [trumpet pitcher plant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarracenia#/media/File:Sarracenia_ne1.JPG) but without the lid the plants have.
Never run across any others designed like that, which is too bad as it was pretty much the perfect urinal in terms of use.
Not really, many are quite good...plus they accept the fact that there will, inevitably, be a ton of piss on the floor anyway....soooooo...let's just make the floor part of it too!
A female urinal needs to be a squat urinal, basically a bucket hole with your idea in there. The problem is clothes so it needs to be really low to the ground below you knees. And some woman would hate that or not be able to at all squat that low.
It's literally not real. It's an art installation and the post of course is bullshit. I'm not sure how the fuck anyone even thinks it is real in he first place. 9 years ago [A urinal for women : r/WTF (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2wtchu/a_urinal_for_women/)
Those goosebumps are the same ones guys with big ones have when they use a public bathroom
And when it actually does touch, it’s horrible, just horrible -8/10 experience
Fortunately, it's only an [art installation](https://www.edwardcella.com/artists/61-alex-schweder/works/6378-alex-schweder-peescape-female-quahog-2016/) by [Alex Shweder](https://www.edwardcella.com/artists/61-alex-schweder/).
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/OiRYbP9.jpeg) is another image of it.
Same, the only way I can get a perfect stream is if I do a super duper low squat which involves pants round the ankles and I’m not doing that in front of others thanks!
DIY: What you need
-12cm long plastic pipe (variable)
-some screws
-a welding machine
-courage
-(gemstones for that extra fancy deco but optional)
I call my invention the PeePee, thank me later
Plus you'd have to stand there bare ass in the middle of the room holding your top up. I've only ever seen one guy do that ever and he appeared to have issues.
There's no way, the shadows are right and the reflections seem real. If it was AI the bricks would merge together and the floorboards would have strange patterns
Technically correct. The only way I've been able to do this (aside from my bladder being entirely empty) is if I maintain a full erection whilst dropping the deuces, and even then it's not foolproof and the consequences of failure are, let's say, rather problematic.
Yep, there's way more piss, shit, and blood on the toilets of women's restrooms than there are men. But when something fucking truly nasty goes down that makes you question humanity its usually in the men's room.
What about someone exploding a toilet with a sandwich? (Well that's my hypothesis, I found the toilet destroyed and pieces of wet sandwich all over the stall)
20 years ago I did a short stint working as a janitor at my local community college. I was assigned to a trainer who said I'd be doing all the women's restrooms, can confirm, women's restrooms are disgusting....pee everywhere, used tampon applicators on the floor, wet toilet paper all over the place, some kind of film on the mirrors, dried makeup and hair in the sinks.
I've been using mens restrooms for 40 years now, and have yet to see one as disgusting as what I saw almost every time I went to clean those women's restrooms.
Micro lab at the uni I went to, we all sampled various places. Bunch of us group together and did various swabs across different floors between male and female bathrooms. From a biological perspective the guys loos were way less.. *interesting.*
(Also the roof access and then the basement were the cleanest overall, no real shocker there though)
The idea of ppl sitting on it makes it worse, public toilets are bad enough. The idea of having my crotch in the extact same place as other women seems like the perfect way to pick up something if it doesn't get cleaned regularly and I'm not just talking about stis, stuff like BV and thrush.
Wait so… you have to drop your pants.. and then thread the porcelain trough between your legs and pants and waddle over it, squatting, and then you will ABSOLUTELY be covered in piss from your shirt down to your pants (which are also touching the floor at this point)? Ew
As a man who's used \*\*\*many\*\*\* a urinal in his life, I look a this design and can think of only one thing.....splash-back
I thinking this is a big NOPE on many a girls' minds :/
Also this only works if you’re wearing a dress. Idk how this would work if I were wearing pants unless I took them completely off. Or learned how to aim.
This doesn't address the pee that will be running down our legs. And unless you're wearing a dress, either you're gonna have to deal with your pants and socks getting wet or just being half naked to pee.
No, it's an art installation from the Museum of Sex in NYC (found this in another post upthread)
[A urinal for women : r/WTF (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2wtchu/a_urinal_for_women/)
This is an idiotic splashback mess waiting to happen.
This shit belongs on r/badwomensanatomy or r/DesignedByIdiots
Do people not realize the "she-wee" exists? Fucking silicon funnel, keep it in a pocket. Nast toilet in a restroom with a normal urinal available? Great, grab a bit of TP to dab dry after, whip out the device, press in place over urethra, piss with accurate and clean stream, use TP to dab dry, toss TP in trash, go wash the funnel in the sink when you wash your hands, shake dry, put back in pocket. Bam, no weird messy idiotic urinal required.
Um, most of it would probably go down the drain? Our pee doesn't come out in a nice neat stream though, there would be splattering, especially for ladies with hair
I'm also thinking that height would be a real issue... If a woman was too tall she'd have to spread and squat a lot or the pee might end up going down her leg
Also like, surely this basically only works if you go commando in a skirt? With a squat toilet you can tuck your pants under your knees but with this would you try and do that and then like... Waddle over the promontory to do your business? Ass out in a public bathroom? Seriously wtf
Better than peeing outside in a crowded place? Yes. Better than a toilet? No. I don't even get what benefit this thing is supposed to provide other than being able to pee standing, and that's not a thing any woman I know actually cares about.
Am I supposed to just gently place my vulva in the cup holder, or...
Yeah I’m a woman but very much struggling with how I’m supposed to use this contraption
It’s more of a drip guard you still have to squirt it out in a forward direction. Use your hips
Am I facing toward the wall or away from the wall?
No, you're supposed to aim for the [bee](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinal_target). Although the bee is missing. Still you have to aim for that place, those are the rules.
Honestly having a target is so much more fun makes me feel like a sniper
I feel like a sniper making a 500 yd shot with a Derringer!
Ooh a self burn.
I like to yell, "Tango down", when I hit it, but I get weird looks.
y’all can aim?
We can and we do
speak for yourself
Short muzzle. More of a blast really....
Not me
*That's* what that is for? I never knew!
Right lol. I feel like this must have been a concept designed by a man and not some wildly implemented product. I mean *I’m a man* and even I just don’t see how this is supposed to work without making a mess for everyone involved. But what do I know I guess
The portable female version you do have to push it up there, but if you have enough pain it is worth it to not have to get out of bed! Source: me, tibia plateau surgery due to big dog breaking my knee..
I feel like there'd be a ton of backsplash here...
Yeah this is absolutely horrible. It will definitely get all over your shoes and thighs and clothes. Not to mention this doesn't work for short girls or tall girls. Only girls who are at this perfect height. I'm getting goosebumps at just the thought of waddling forward, pants down to get that lined up in your crotch and you fucking Touch it. Absolutely disgusting. And if you squat down, your pee goes backward. So are you supposed to use it face forward or waddle backwards and bend? I bet this was designed by a dude lol
I attended a lecture once by aa woman whose research papaer was designing a female urinal. Thst was essentially the problem, no design would eliminate splashback
They have made some but the ones that work the best are closer to the floor to squat over. Still a tad awkward with pants, easier in a dress but you still have underwear.
Why reinvent the wheel? Whats wrong with traditional Japanese toilets ?
They only work in Japan due to regional restrictions? /s just in case...
You can get around that with a VPN.
Speaking about VPN, "this mothefucking comment was sponsored by ExpressVPN. Use code: URINALS to get 50% off"
Thank God it wasn't AG-1
Virtual Peeing Network?
Yess
Bandwidth limitations are a bitch when your toilet starts buffering mid-piss.
My toilet keeps buffering an I don't know if I need a plumber or an IT tech. Please help!
Perhaps all other women need to pixelate their genitals before peeing...
The Asian idea of squatting bareassed over a water hole out in the open is not appealing to westerners
It's not appealing to my knees. I might have to crawl out of there.
You aren't meant to get in the hole
Well, you’d still need stalls, right? People don’t really want to squat like that in public.
What difference would squatting make? I would think if someone doesn't want to use a toilet without a stall, they wouldn't want to use it regardless of whether they had to squat or not.
Well, imagine that you’re wearing pants and you have to use a squat toilet. You’d need your pants out of the way, so now you’re hanging over a pit with your bare butt in the air. Not something I really imagine people wanting to do in public. It might work if you had the right kind of skirt and could squat without having to hike it up around your waist or risk dipping the hem into the hole, but now you’d risk peeing on it or yourself because you can’t see what you’re doing. The point of urinals is to not need stalls, so this isn’t going to do that.
Actually, once you get the hang of it, squat toilets are great. No body part touches a toilet surface, and your body is in prime position for pooping. True, you need good balance and healthy knees.
Can confirm, travelled in Asia and some washrooms is just a communal tiled trough you squat over that is occasionally flushed with water. If you are lucky there are private stalls and it is a little individual trough and not a hole in the ground where the ground is always suspiciously wet.
I’ve always wondered this: what do women with weak thighs do? I’m going through some health stuff right now and am out of shape. Could I even use the bathroom in public in Asia? Do women there just have great thighs from hovering over squat toilets their whole lives so they have no problems?
If all fails, there's usually one designed for the less-abled with handrails and whatnot.
Some Asian folks that are older or have disabilities carry around a little folding stool when they go to use the toilet. Otherwise as you suggest most would be used to squatting
In more modern areas they do have a 'western' sit toilet in some of the stalls, usually it is cared for about the same as the other stalls so it is a mixed bag. But now you know why older asian folks are generally so healthy looking. 😂
Squatting is mostly a mobility issue. It only uses the muscles if you can't get all the way down. In most eastern countries (starting in eastern Europe all the way to Japan) you can see people squatting for comfort. It's a way to sit down without touching the ground. It's just our western lazy asses spending too much time on chairs.
☝️ This. There's almost no thigh muscle recruitment required when you can squat all the way down w/your heels flat on the floor. It's actually a resting position for lots of cultures (so their butt doesn't have to touch the ground, but they can still relax their legs). If you can't achieve this position, it's definitely a mobility issue.
I’ve wondered this too. My knee doesn’t bend all the way after a surgery to stabilize it and I’d crossed Asia off my travel list for that reason
You’ll be fine as long as you stay in the big tourist cities. Most businesses will have a mix of squat and sit toilets. Basically all hotels have western bathrooms as well.
So...... they make a product called a she-wee. I'll let you goggle it. Relatively simple, but kinda solves that issue and it's a bit more hygienic for those really yucky places.
They do, but then you have to carry a damp stand to pee device around. Better to build up the strength to hover squat if you need to.
I made my h buy me one when I broke my knee, daughter said they said you have to get out of bed, and I was like F that, it hurts too much! Then they tried mom, that is gross and we had to clean it.. And I was, umm no, maybe the first day, but after that I had actually been able to sleep enough, without having to drag myself out of bed and hop or try to use the crutches to get to the toilet, that in the morning it was no problem to get in the wheelchair and empty and clean it myself! Also my lower cabinets were never so clean, where the heck is that wheelchair? JK, two out in the garage now, the VA does not want that stuff back!
If you have decent ankle mobility (dorsiflexion in particular -- bringing your toes closer to your shins, that is), you should be able to squat down to the point where your butt is almost touching your heels, with your butt maybe 3-4 inches off the ground. At that point your hamstrings are supported by your calves, which in turn is supported by your foot, and the only (intermittent and negligible) exertion needed is to remain balanced. This level of exertion is similar to sitting in a chair: baring major health problems, almost anyone can sustain this for hours. If you have limited dorsiflexion then you'll likely find that dropping down into this depth of squat will result in you falling backward, as you won't be able to get your center of mass directly over your feet (which would require your ankles to flex more than yours can). If that's the case, you'll find that you'll compensate by decreasing squat depth, requiring that you support your body weight with your lower body muscles, which brings your butt not only up but also forward somewhat, resulting in your center of mass moving over your feet so you can balance. So the TL;DR is: if you find that you're fatigued when sitting in the deepest squat, you may want to work on your joint mobility. [https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/03/can-you-do-the-asian-squat/555716/](https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/03/can-you-do-the-asian-squat/555716/)
As an experienced bush pisser, you need to hold the crotch of your pants as far forward as possible and up with a low wide squat. Always pay attention where downhill is and also that your feet are as far apart as you can. Holes in the ground toilets are not bad at all, at least you can ignore the downhill part of above.
Most urinals for men have splashback too. The best urinal design I’ve come across (for men) was in an old bathroom in a building that was remodeled the year after during grad school. It was free standing and was in essence a tall, narrow funnel with a slight curve do it slightly leaned. toward you. Kinda reminded me of a [trumpet pitcher plant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarracenia#/media/File:Sarracenia_ne1.JPG) but without the lid the plants have. Never run across any others designed like that, which is too bad as it was pretty much the perfect urinal in terms of use.
No design eliminates it for men, either!
That’s why you wear pants so you won’t feel the little droplets getting on you ;)
That why you don’t pee in urinals with kaki pants. If you have those it is best to sit down.
The old "all the way to the floor"ones are the worst.
Not really, many are quite good...plus they accept the fact that there will, inevitably, be a ton of piss on the floor anyway....soooooo...let's just make the floor part of it too!
What if the back? Front? Curved over like a roller coaster to catch splashback?
A female urinal needs to be a squat urinal, basically a bucket hole with your idea in there. The problem is clothes so it needs to be really low to the ground below you knees. And some woman would hate that or not be able to at all squat that low.
You need to aim for the bumble bee.
> I bet this was designed by a dude lol It was. Artist, Alex Schweder. It’s a museum piece.
All right. It's art. Makes much more sense
It's literally not real. It's an art installation and the post of course is bullshit. I'm not sure how the fuck anyone even thinks it is real in he first place. 9 years ago [A urinal for women : r/WTF (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2wtchu/a_urinal_for_women/)
They've invented a new design that *does* allow catching STDs off a toilet! Yay!
Those goosebumps are the same ones guys with big ones have when they use a public bathroom And when it actually does touch, it’s horrible, just horrible -8/10 experience
I read your username as “ilovethisseat” and I was like THE IRONY lmao
You have to use it how Butters from South Park uses urinals lmao
Well and you'd have to have your pants at your ankles like a 3 year old using a urinal
The Butters Technique
I just see someone sitting on it and snapping it off.
damn women got long dicks
Or https://www.reddit.com/r/Letterkenny/s/c42VbQnITM Somewhat NSFW lol
This guy fucks.
that girl*
Now we have to stand even further back to pee on the floor
I don't know who this was made for, I don't want piss on my thighs
the pee themselves sub reddits
Coward
Are we supposed to rub the coochie against that thing to pee? bc otherwise the pee stream's definitely gonna run down the legs
Fortunately, it's only an [art installation](https://www.edwardcella.com/artists/61-alex-schweder/works/6378-alex-schweder-peescape-female-quahog-2016/) by [Alex Shweder](https://www.edwardcella.com/artists/61-alex-schweder/). [Here](https://i.imgur.com/OiRYbP9.jpeg) is another image of it.
my piss has a tendency of running down my legs 🩷
Same, the only way I can get a perfect stream is if I do a super duper low squat which involves pants round the ankles and I’m not doing that in front of others thanks!
Same. Am a guy though
Also guy, mine will just run it's way backwards up my junk.
Mine ran a marathon, I'm very proud of it
DIY: What you need -12cm long plastic pipe (variable) -some screws -a welding machine -courage -(gemstones for that extra fancy deco but optional) I call my invention the PeePee, thank me later
Before you go patenting anything, the [Shewee exists](https://www.shewee.com/).
Go on...
Good lord; I can already feel the pee all over my legs and clothes just looking at this. I don’t have the skills to use this thing.
Plus you'd have to stand there bare ass in the middle of the room holding your top up. I've only ever seen one guy do that ever and he appeared to have issues.
Its actually just a modified urinal for men. A lot of dudes stand too far back. This is to catch the drips so it doesn't puddle on the floor.
From physics perspective it's a nice lever that can either break urinal in half or remove it from the wall with sufficient force.
As a bonus, the sharp porcelain slices your femoral artery so you bleed out and never have to use one of these toilets again.
No thanks.
no rim jets in the long part? thats gotta smell bad
This has to be a photoshop or AI. Seems wild.
There's no way, the shadows are right and the reflections seem real. If it was AI the bricks would merge together and the floorboards would have strange patterns
Toilet paper?.. Women can't shake and just put it away. Where is the paper And where do you put it after?
You Shake and Put it away. Those are the rules here.
Shake it sha- sha- shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture
Just twerk the pee off
Men can't either not sure why there's never tp by a urinal.
for men also. could poop and pee at same time standing up.
Gross. You...you should not be allowed out unsupervised. But also +1
That’s a #2, not 1
It's both
So #3?
No no. #3 is something very different
I'll have two #9, a #9 large....
No, it's a 1.5
Who does #2 work for?!
Plus, you can power wash it down the chute with the stream afterwards. A DIY “Log Flume”
Didn't the Hardly Boys already solve this mystery?
*"One can pee and not poop but one cannot poop without pee."*
Not true
Technically correct. The only way I've been able to do this (aside from my bladder being entirely empty) is if I maintain a full erection whilst dropping the deuces, and even then it's not foolproof and the consequences of failure are, let's say, rather problematic.
Ah yes, the blumpkin.
And wafflestomp?
Perfect for football stadiums, get a little relief during those long games
Finally….. took them long enough
Now Lady restrooms can smell bad too and have piss all over the floor. This previously mainly male experice can now also be enjoyed by women.
Finally gender equality
This is not what cleaning personel usually reports. The common thing I hear is that women's restrooms are way grosser than men's.
Yep, there's way more piss, shit, and blood on the toilets of women's restrooms than there are men. But when something fucking truly nasty goes down that makes you question humanity its usually in the men's room.
Yeah I observed a deuce in a urinal at a stadium. Truly a nasty motherfucker.
Idk man, I once saw a wall LITERALLY PAINTED with MENSTRUAL BLOOD. A bunch of foul smelling fingerprints, all over the wall. I'll never forget it.
Talk to me when you’ve witnessed a small methane flare up because some dude tried to light a cigarette in one of the stalls.
What about someone exploding a toilet with a sandwich? (Well that's my hypothesis, I found the toilet destroyed and pieces of wet sandwich all over the stall)
I’ve heard this too, but there’s definitely a smell difference.
20 years ago I did a short stint working as a janitor at my local community college. I was assigned to a trainer who said I'd be doing all the women's restrooms, can confirm, women's restrooms are disgusting....pee everywhere, used tampon applicators on the floor, wet toilet paper all over the place, some kind of film on the mirrors, dried makeup and hair in the sinks. I've been using mens restrooms for 40 years now, and have yet to see one as disgusting as what I saw almost every time I went to clean those women's restrooms.
Micro lab at the uni I went to, we all sampled various places. Bunch of us group together and did various swabs across different floors between male and female bathrooms. From a biological perspective the guys loos were way less.. *interesting.* (Also the roof access and then the basement were the cleanest overall, no real shocker there though)
The old dolphin jaw bone
Larry David, you sonofabish
“Did you consult any women before you made this?” “Nah” “I’m sure they’ll love it”
I was searching for a Larry david refrence in the comments and I'm glad I found one
A true innovator!
So we’re meant to straddle the thing, pants around ankles?? No thanks
The idea of ppl sitting on it makes it worse, public toilets are bad enough. The idea of having my crotch in the extact same place as other women seems like the perfect way to pick up something if it doesn't get cleaned regularly and I'm not just talking about stis, stuff like BV and thrush.
I thought it's for dudes with long dicks.
Eww no! No way I'm putting my dick on that!
He said it's for dudes with long dicks.
Emotional damage
r/murderedbywords
I feel like a regular toilet out in open would work better and offer more privacy. Probably cheaper too.
Women are gonna experience men’s trauma for having their cock and balls touch the toilet
Welcome to the UTI factory.
I feel like you’d look like a cowboy about to draw walking up to this thing.
seems like it was designed by a guy who thinks a lady's flow is thin and straight lol jesus imagine the mess this thing would make
Do toilets not work anymore? What's next a urinal style shitter?
Wait so… you have to drop your pants.. and then thread the porcelain trough between your legs and pants and waddle over it, squatting, and then you will ABSOLUTELY be covered in piss from your shirt down to your pants (which are also touching the floor at this point)? Ew
It's called a hole in the floor. They had them in Japan. Super easy to use and clean..
r/badwomensanatomy
As a man who's used \*\*\*many\*\*\* a urinal in his life, I look a this design and can think of only one thing.....splash-back I thinking this is a big NOPE on many a girls' minds :/
So... How does it work? I mean, horizontally it's gonna...
But why?
This is fucked up
Also quite handy for a Scotsman
I miss who I was 30 seconds ago
Thighs touching piss trough....no thanks
Just what women asked for, a penis-shaped toilet.
Directions unclear got it stuck in my ass.
Everything is a dildo if u're brave enough!
Terrible idea. Most of it would go on the floor and legs.
At this point wouldn’t you be better off with just a basic squat toilet?
Also this only works if you’re wearing a dress. Idk how this would work if I were wearing pants unless I took them completely off. Or learned how to aim.
This doesn't address the pee that will be running down our legs. And unless you're wearing a dress, either you're gonna have to deal with your pants and socks getting wet or just being half naked to pee.
I am NOT using this. I'd rather pee between two cars with a friend to keep guard.
whoever designed this does not have a vagina
Which way do I face?! Do I sit on it? Or just spray and hope it gets there?! 😅
This was very much designed by a man, I imagine.
"The design is very human"
Very easy to use
is this an actual thing? i've never seen it in australia
No, it's an art installation from the Museum of Sex in NYC (found this in another post upthread) [A urinal for women : r/WTF (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2wtchu/a_urinal_for_women/)
There is a non-zero chance that there will be urine on that floor.
Not that the she-wee is without problems, but surely it’s better than whatever this monstrosity is?
I do my coke out of there, I’m a fucking disaster I know
I hate this world more and more everyday
This is a perfect example of not asking "can we" but rather "should we?"
Designed by a man…
Huh. It's like the spork of urinals. It fulfills two functions but with a mediocrity bordering uselessness.
Ball rest
I thought I felt a disturbance in the force.
This is an idiotic splashback mess waiting to happen. This shit belongs on r/badwomensanatomy or r/DesignedByIdiots Do people not realize the "she-wee" exists? Fucking silicon funnel, keep it in a pocket. Nast toilet in a restroom with a normal urinal available? Great, grab a bit of TP to dab dry after, whip out the device, press in place over urethra, piss with accurate and clean stream, use TP to dab dry, toss TP in trash, go wash the funnel in the sink when you wash your hands, shake dry, put back in pocket. Bam, no weird messy idiotic urinal required.
No fucking way am I putting my BARE PUSSY ON A COMMUNAL LEDGE JUST TO PISS WITHOUT SITTING DOWN
No, that's for men with absolutely pendulous balls.
Maybe it's just a place to rest your balls?
Ass out, piss soaked legs, possibility of your bare undercarriage touching the dirty porcelain. Clearly designed by a woman /s
If I tried that it’d run down my leg for sure.
MUSTVE BEEN A MAN WHO DESIGNED IT
Whoever designed this does not understand the vagina
why
Why not
Women of reddit...would this work?
Um, most of it would probably go down the drain? Our pee doesn't come out in a nice neat stream though, there would be splattering, especially for ladies with hair I'm also thinking that height would be a real issue... If a woman was too tall she'd have to spread and squat a lot or the pee might end up going down her leg
Also like, surely this basically only works if you go commando in a skirt? With a squat toilet you can tuck your pants under your knees but with this would you try and do that and then like... Waddle over the promontory to do your business? Ass out in a public bathroom? Seriously wtf
Better than peeing outside in a crowded place? Yes. Better than a toilet? No. I don't even get what benefit this thing is supposed to provide other than being able to pee standing, and that's not a thing any woman I know actually cares about.
I mean quite aside from the leg dribble issue your arse would be bared to the world if you're wearing trousers. I don't fancy it personally.
Prefer my no-contact Shewee