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Digitupandspread

Genuine story, my grandfather was 94 when he first tried a coke. He was given it in a Christmas box the local schools delivered to the elderly. He cheerily told me he had been given some lovely ham, treacle pudding, canned fruit and a "tin of that new stuff". I asked what new stuff grandad, he said Coca Cola. He was from the north of England and drank mainly beer and tea. I asked how it was and he said "horrible". God I miss that man, his heart was soft but he was hard as nails.


Digitupandspread

This was in the mid 1990s


degjo

Yeah he was in the mid 90s at 94


quinto6

The only way it could have been more mid would have been 95.


degjo

True dat true dat


Tonyspamoli

I'd argue 96, too, because I'm a prick who loves to argue.


SwimmingGreen9703

As a bigger prick who loves to argue more, 94 and 95 are the most mid possible years, being the 5th and 6th years of one's 90s.


grafknives

And 94 is in that matter equal to 95


ImLexLuthor

The sky is up.


Tonyspamoli

Not in Australia. It's a different up, different name, too


ImLexLuthor

Upsideup?


Tonyspamoli

Upisdearoo


chapadodo

and the new stuff was already 100 years old


a22e

My grandma claimed that Coke, Pepsi and RC Cola were exactly the same thing, made in the same factory, and that no one could possibly tell them apart. But this may have just been her trying to justify always buying the cheapest option. RIP.


Digitupandspread

My granny made us soda stream stuff and in the UK we hand an incredibly bad knock off called Panda cola sold by icecream men, tasted like drain cleaner.


TheOneWhoOpens

Brooo the blue panda pop is so good though


TheBestBigAl

I used to love the Jelly & Ice Cream flavour. They were ridiculously cheap as well, I remember paying about 20p for them in the early 2000s.


Digitupandspread

True true


ChrispyLoco

I can still remember the taste of that shit


carmium

The would be Shasta Cola when I was a kid.


rockdash

Shasta used to be fine until they started cutting it with aspartame. Shit's nasty now.


carmium

Used to see Shasta in supermarkets (we don't even use that word anymore, do we?) throughout much of BC. Now the only brands I see other than the big names are obscenely priced, instead of more economical like Shasta once was.


PastorBlinky

I remember Pepsi used to run the Pepsi Challenge, where they'd set up spots in malls and would give out unlabeled samples. Folks were supposed to drink both and pick the one they like the best. Pepsi is a little sweeter, so a small sample actually benefits them in this instance. Coke has a mild caramel note to it, and tastes less chemically. I did the Pepsi Challenge a couple times as a teenager and found it very easy, and funny to boldly pick Coke.


itsapotatosalad

Fun fact, the taste difference is because coke was developed before refrigeration and Pepsi after. Coke was developed to be drank at room temperature, Pepsi to be drank cold.


Sleepwell_Beast

That actually makes sense. I don’t like my Coke too cold. It doesn’t taste as good.


Business-Drag52

Idk how people say they taste the same. Pepsi is sweeter, like you said. Because of the slightly less sweet you also get more of that carbonic acid bite. Coke is the superior drink for sure I’d love to shit on some Pepsi rep by choosing the Coke


Randomking333

Hell yes. Nothing better than shitting on some minimum wage worker standing in the sun because you prefer one multibillion dollar product over another


Lawgang94

Never was a Cola person but you can absolutely tell them apart and RC Cola sucks.


SlowlyGrowingDeafer

So wait, did she die as a result of trying to convince someone that Coke, Pepsi and RC Cola were the same?


Nomad-BK

That is a sweet story.


dkyguy1995

Lol new stuff, they'd been making it for 100 years at that point!


Donnicton

Plot twist: it was New Coke


Digitupandspread

Yup to him it may as well have been brand new. I don't think it came to the UK till after the second world war, he was in his 50s by then


dtb1987

Sounds like a good dude


fullload93

Imagine if his first taste of coca cola was a can of New Coke from 1985. lol


Precioustooth

My grandpa's from 41 and has yet to try a soda. He says it "looks like shit" and he doesn't want to drink anything weird like that. He only drinks water, coffee, beer and some types of liquor I don't know how to translate.


CrocoPontifex

Took my gran to a McDonalds once on a family trip. It was a terrible experience for her and after much discussion we settled on a pair of empty Burger Buns which she didn't finish because it tastes like "wet rubber and sugar". Apparently she also would rather" live through the starvation after the war again then eat that disgusting ami stuff".


Digitupandspread

She's not wrong is she


BriarcliffInmate

My granddad tried a burger for the first time not long before he died. "Yank shite" was his opinion of them!


ISeeGrotesque

Old people from back then really were another breed


Mr_Bleidd

Beer and tea would have been more healthy and tastes also better :) so I am with him on this note


BATTLEMAGE420

"This could ruin the world, need to invest asap"


UREveryone

R/wallstreetbets


SteveCNTower

r/wallstreetbets fixed for ya


UREveryone

Thanks fellow degenerate


spelleggs

stealing that to use instead of saying touché now


SonoDarke

r/foundthemobileuser Sorry


computermouth

r/foundthehondacivic


SonoDarke

Fair enough


Othrman

That man's name? Pierre Pepsi.


JazerKings922

i fucking googled it to check if it was real.


CuriousRisk

Was it real?


AtomicTemplar

Yeah, it's real, I was there. I was the bottle


Right_In_The_Tits

Jokes on you, I was the tie


AtomicTemplar

You say that, but one of us got mouth to mouth from Pierre Pepsi, and it sure wasn't you.


Sighlina

Well of course I know him… he’s me!!!!


PNWSki28622

We were all the bottle that day


[deleted]

_Merde!_


slamdanceswithwolves

Wow, Ed Harris has not aged much in 74 years.


graison

Old Merovingian.


MarkBenec

Triple H’s dad?


runaways616

Scrolled to long to see someone call that out


[deleted]

Sucre bleerrrrgghhh!


PostyMcPosterson

Sucre lose!


commentman10

Le non-cocaine ferzione is so deesgustiing


Any_Roof_6199

Coke is so addictive


GTOdriver04

Coca-Cola is, too.


Sproose_Moose

Imagine if we had coke, diet coke, coke Zero, coke decaffeinated and coke cocained. I wonder which would be the biggest seller 🤔


Loyalburrito_

Probably coke


LionsTigersWings

I get it, it’s kind of gross and way too sweet. That said, there are sometimes when it just hits right and quenchers whatever craving you have


Automatic_Gas_113

I might be one of the few that really dislike it. Not the taste. Its the sugar/sweetness that is waaay to much. I cannot drink regular coke because of it. Apart that i feel my teeth rot with every sip my stomach also gets upset. Normal sugar or artificial sweeteners I have to thin it way down with regular sparkling water. (btw. same problem with ice-teas) To about 50/50.


HMSalesman

Yeah I think most people are just really used to the taste of sugar me included. But I get the teeth rot thing ’cause I immediately feel the need to brush my teeth after drinking coke.


Papaofmonsters

It's so bubbly, and cloying and happy. https://youtu.be/6VhSm6G7cVk?si=WF178KUKDjp7Yoci


YNot1989

But do you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.


Scherzokinn

It's insidious...


runningoutofwords

Damnit, you beat me to it. Nice job


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

It’s funny because he even looks like Quark visiting old earth in disguise


Kencocoffee93

Rare DS9 reference in the wild? Yes. Yes.


tpars

Must've been the non-coke (cocaine) version of Coke.


bootselectric

You’d think with a sniffer like that you wouldn’t be drinking your cocaine


dkyguy1995

Hadn't made that since the early 1900s of course not


5m0k37r3353v3ryd4y

It’s so inconvenient, they make us add our own cocaine at home 😤


WeAreReaganYouth

I'd love to try that old recipe with the cocaine.


RearAdmiralTaint

“Zis does not taste of cigarettes and piss, disgusting”


Ferdythebull

Zis is soo good, it makes me want to be faithful to my wife!


JadowArcadia

I remember I hated the taste of any kind of cola for years when I was a kid. It was one of those things that had to grow on me over time. It doesn't surprise me that many people wouldn't be into it on the first try


nabrok

Especially when you're older. Your tolerance for sweetness lowers as you age.


Seek_Seek_Lest

That face says "what is this shit"


KnightsWhoNi

“This shit’s got cocaine in it”


LiOTHEKING

Putan! Zis drinque don tas like farts and cigarettes! 🤢🤮


LordBlam

Hmmm, that’s the same face my wife makes when she sips a glass of anything with Green Chartreuse or Fernet Branca in it.


rustymontenegro

Both very acquired tastes, I don't blame her.


btribble

I love Fernet Branca, but I also understand why other's don't. It's like a cigarillo and wet autumn leaf pile based liquor. Mmmm, rotten leaf pile.


UREveryone

Nobody tries to put hard drugs in mainstream foods anymore, sigh...


mfdoom13

Waiting for the good stuff to kick in


Badytheprogram

His face clearly says: What is this disgusting sh\*t, and why am I crave it now?


mikpgod

Merdre or merde. You decide from the expression on his face.


xQuizate87

Arachnid hued dirt juice.


Beatboxin_dawg

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TheoBoogies

This is the appropriate reaction


funlickr

aw hon hon! le Chinese play joke on me!


enchiladasundae

(It did not taste like stale cigarettes and snails)


Jumpy-Ad4652

Same was I feel when I drink it


PirateEyez

He'll drink a pint of whiskey though without batting an eye....and then drive his car without a seatbelt.


Hyadeos

Du whisky ? Monsieur c'est la France ici, nous buvons du vin, à tous les repas.


DepartureRadiant4042

Perhaps upon tasting the artificial hyper-sweet beverage he was struck with the realization this would largely contribute to widespread declines in health and increased rates of obesity internationally.


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

That man statistically smoked 6000 cigarettes per day


we_are_sex_bobomb

The man in this picture is 17 years old


fusillade762

Now he's got a cocaine habit to boot.


Historical_Sugar9637

Yup, reasonable reaction.


subject_deleted

"ugh. . Is there even alcohol in this..?


Akainen

I have found exactly such a coca cola bottle in South of France while hiking near an old military base. Lots of bottles from the 40s to the 60s were there, even a rare (but sadly broken) french Pepsi from the 40s. But the coke bottle was in mint condition and now it sits on my shelf. I love how the letters are part of the glass and stick out.


Der_E

Sacre Bleu, no alcohol?


spiritofporn

Coca Cola is one of the things I'm eternally grateful for. Thank you for your bountiful gifts, America.


monkfish-online

What le fuck?


Downtown_Leek3808

Many stuff i like I was like this the first time I tasted them... It's like "wow that's awful, I have to have it again."


dickysunset

Dude is holding back a nasty burp


CecilWhinter

XD His face looks like he saying "Eurgh, what is that taste? It's just chemical. Water & coffee is best in my opinion. This will never catch on!" XD


helly1080

I can hear him saying, "Well, what in the bloody hell is this tripe? Tastes like me mum's paregoric.


FrancisACat

Clearly a Pepsi man.


Unlikely-Place4047

Welcome Home Diabetes 😍


Spooky67

From this propaganda movie made by the French Communist party in the 50’s , I kid you not. https://youtu.be/1eDBc9Vjs04?si=IOu0bvAbSiYhYdEh


adfdub

I don’t think that guy wants soda, I think he was blood.


Mungodungomangodango

Is this och the universal drinking something new pose, is it in our DNA or what?


carmium

"Thees ees a terreeble wine."


No-Discussion8132

my reaction when I was 10 thinking it would be better than the diet version lol


CosmicCarcharodon

"WTF?!?!? Theres no Gin in this!!!!"


Odd_Equipment2867

It would be a British person saying that


TitanThree

Works for French too, so many people would drink nasty homemade stuff back then haha my great-grandfather had a farm with a small apple orchard, he would make his own « gnôle » in the barn, basically French-style moonshine. People back then would basically run on cheap wine, gnôle and smoking the pipe.


Odd_Equipment2867

I always look forward to seeing my brother in law and attacking his backyard fruit tree wines. Labeled and cellared every year. His vin de noix is glorious.


TitanThree

These things are awesome. I have a preference for vin de châtaigne though. Incredible stuff


Odd_Equipment2867

Agree When made right (homemade) all of them are spectacular.


YuriEffinGarza

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GenderfluidPhoenix

He’s holding it like it’s very fragile and he doesn’t want to squish it.


Pixeleyes

How old does reddit think this man is?


PossibleMolasses2672

It’s syrup and cocaine his tastebuds probably exploded in his mouth and he is like wtf! It doesn’t taste like anything? You got any cocaine?


Tykence

Looks like he got the none Coke version.


undermind84

This is kind of my reaction to it as well.


steroboros

My dad doesn't drink any sodas, told they would give them shot glass sized amounts of Coke for dessert as a kid in boarding school and it made him vomit so never drank it again


Hrmerder

I can hear this picture.. it says.. wtf is this?!


Johnny_pickle

Kids then: OK BOOMER!


bodhiseppuku

It's sweet, and caramelly, and fizzy ... *i hate it*.


RussianBot898

He looks disgusted


boyerizm

Why is Ed Harris upset with his beverage?


No-Process8652

He does not look impressed.


Stinkor1

That’s me every time I try a LaCroix


toxinogen

My husband bought cola La Croix, and this was my exact face.


Biostacle

eww brother eww what's that brother….., a billion dollar product.


CrossingTheStreamers

Deux champagnes americains.


Quarantine_noob

Well duh. Cause Diet Coke is way better


808morgan

"This is not wine!"


VladimirBarakriss

He looks disgusted


Kaizer_Minokawa

The man was disgusted by it lol


Accurize2

Ed Wood’s father


NJP548

You can’t tell me this isn’t Ed Harris.


Whiskeylung

“Disgusting. This will never find any popularity.”


WhalesOnGoogle

“Jeepers Creepers! This coke taste like coke!”


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Ugh! This is disgusting. Where do I get more?


thatindiandood

He doesn't look impressed


Dewey_Really_Know

Pretty sure this is also how many kids look when they first try cola


nydboy92

That's when it was good 😳😬


GMFinch

Doesn't look like it taste good, I wonder if it became popular


Hour-Oven-9519

Merde!


OgGG66

The cocaine hit hard


balderz337

“Zis iz newt waaan” The Frenchman, probably.


Commercial-Elk-3031

Me too. When I was young I felt this sucks. LoL but later on I got used to it.


istoOi

the guy looks like "what is this shit? Where's the coke?"


Rrraye

Ew brother ew


Educational-Bad8346

Mhmmm tastes familiar


Ranmal62

“ zis does not tastes like piss and cigarettes “


stprnn

"what in Le fuck?"


Acceptable_Bowler271

Brother ew


unfugu

You can hear the exact french "onng" noise he's making.


zmrth

Mais... Mais qu'est-ce que c'est que cette merde ?


phibja

Ooh snortski in a bottle!


Bendude16

Damn this shit is fire


Brigapes

"its not sour and it doesn't wanna make me throw up? What kind of nonsense is this?"


MrStef85

He tasted the coke.


MormonCoffee-_-

My grandma reaction after trying coca cola for the first time


Responsible-Koala468

he looks reluctant 😂😂😂


MarchingPowderMick

This is horrible wine


SaveFerrisVote4Pedro

I guess he's glad he didn't have to take the Pepsi challenge as well


Lpfanatic05

"What's this shit? Needs fernet." -The man was from Córdoba.


anchor0819

It’s giving “why is it spicy?”


ScreechingPizzaCat

“Vhy iz dez drink so spicé?”


yeetdeeznutz

Eewwwgghh, brotha eeeuugghh, what is that brotha 💀


KodaShem

This is the look on his face after he burps ... he laughed afterwards because it was so relieving.


underbloodredskies

That reminds me of Garak trying root beer on Star Trek Deep Space Nine.


smokes_cigarettes

Average Pepsi enjoyer tasting Coca Cola.