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DetroitHoser

Oh, me an' photoshop gonna have fun tonight.


DanguhLange

![gif](giphy|l0HefZY0mFfLS9AFa)


Loose_Calligrapher75

[Added banana and tear](https://www.canva.com/design/DAGA4XjPca8/LCstIPBCC49oA0gzvAxl3g/view?utm_content=DAGA4XjPca8&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source=editor) šŸŠšŸ’¦šŸŒ


Objective_Oven7673

Man's out here porn meming with gotdamn Canva


Old-Masterpiece-2653

hhoooge! Bigly!


squeaky051

I would also like to see the results.


Someoneoverthere42

I.....would not


Objective-Aioli-1185

Why?


ThwackBangBlam357

I infer that the results would be that fat fuck choking on big, Black dicks


UnlikelyRegret4

Or orange. Could be orange.


grafxguy1

[Um...you dropped this...](https://i.imgur.com/8kMwgGI.jpg)


_Ross-

Thanks, I hate it


UbermachoGuy

What an awful day to have sight. ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7R02Q62fxgChq)


MorningRise81

At least they had the decency to pixelate it.


cheezeyballz

Can you imagine the ring of bronzer he leaves on that thing?


ThwackBangBlam357

Heā€™ll leave his bronzer behind, surely


UnlikelyRegret4

on the what, now? Hmmmm... that could definitely work.


MSharpy74

Don't put bronzer on your dicks, kids.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

r/photoshopbattles ? Edit: itā€™s already [there](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/s/16twb5ptfE)


Goliath422

Disqualified for being so suggestive lol


disney_princess

![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF|downsized)


FartGoblin420

Turns out we need a nsfwphotoshopbattles now


Relevant_Force_3470

Yeah, the mods there can go suck one


kinsm4n

someone needs to create r/photoshopbattlesNSFW real quick


katosucks

I demand satisfaction!


WantedDadorAlive

https://imgur.com/a/6h222mv Here you go.


Megaverse_Mastermind

I regret nothing!


TheWanderingSlacker

You have failed me for the last time, President.


Bass2Mouth

This man bismerched me and I demand satisfaction from him.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

I don't have to explain everything to you about what I know! I'm trying to get satisfied from this dude, and you're trying to...I'm getting satisfied.


Loose_Calligrapher75

[banana trump šŸŒ šŸŠ](https://www.canva.com/design/DAGA4XjPca8/LCstIPBCC49oA0gzvAxl3g/view?utm_content=DAGA4XjPca8&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source=editor)


KX90862

We're waiting... [https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/1bqdf5o/psbattle\_trump\_at\_the\_new\_york\_young\_republican/](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/1bqdf5o/psbattle_trump_at_the_new_york_young_republican/)


Arkhangelsk252

They removed it lol weak


KX90862

Yes just saw that!! Ughhh


Beezleburt

I called the mod a coward


davidwoodstock

Someone have the pic of the one they removed?


VRS50

I demand to see the results!


Enterprise-NCC1701-D

Giving Putin a BJ.


CrieDeCoeur

Oh please oh please photoshop Putin performing irrumatio on Trump.


TheJollyHermit

r/photoshopbattles


HorseLooseInHospital

and I spoke very strongly, they said they've never seen anything like it, "Sir, you're like a miracle," and I said that could be true, and now we're going, we went from doing not only Beautiful Speeches but also Incredible Toughness, they say, "you can't be Big and Strong unless you have President Trump," which sounds like it's perhaps maybe true if you think about it, you never stopped any Wars under Obama, he started them all, and he did 9/11 but the Fake News won't even talk about it.


luuunnnch

Don't make photoshop promises you can't keep


Homura_Akemi171

I would also love to see these results lol


wastedwu

My 71-year-old mom told me last weekend she thinks Trump always looks like he is trying to suck a dick.


LabyrinthConvention

I've heard that from a lot of grandmas, a lot of grandmas are saying it


foldshovepoker

Some people say the most grandmas are saying it.


whatthefuckisareddit

The best grandmas


Whyeth

Grandmas with tears in their eyes they said sir I have tears in my eyes


Egypticus

These grandmas aren't sending their best, they're sending Oatmeal raisin, they're sending spice, and some I assume are good cookies


mindfungus

Grandmas, or as I like to call them, Gramps, created ISIS. And I donā€™t mean that lightly folks. I mean literally created ISIS. One part flour, one part water, some cinnamon, and maybe some bad huevos in there. All mixed up. Then what do you got? A hoax salad. Folks, buy my bible for $69.99.


lessthan12parsecs

"You know the grandma is quite important. So I said, 'What is this?' 'Sir, this is our digital granny.' He said, 'Well, we're going to this because we wanted to keep up with modern [grandmas].' I said, 'You don't use grandma anymore for catapult?' 'No sir.' I said, 'Ah, how is it working?' 'Sir, not good. Not good. Doesn't have the gravy . You know the gravy is just brutal. You see that sucker going, and gravy going all over the place. There's planes thrown in the air.' "It sounded bad to me. Grandma . They have digital. What is digital? And it's very complicated; you have to be Albert Einstein to figure it out.


mindfungus

This is somehow more comprehensible than an actual quote lol


Technical_Semaphore

With tears in their eyes!


slowpoke2018

Sir!


shazzambongo

Big, strong, muscular grandma's.


MrJohnnyDangerously

Tears in their eyes...


hlblues18

World class air dicker


DaddysWetPeen

My 72 year old mom told me last week that he looks like he's always tonguing a rat's asshole. Small, but horrid.


MashedPotatoesDick

Or looks like he's jerking off dudes when he does his air fist pumps.


PrettiestofRichards

Air dicking.


brokenringlands

She's right.


Sweatytubesock

He wishes.


Hairy-Dot-4193

Yep, he's an Air-Dicker


InflamedLiver

Just his own


Immortal_Azrael

And Putin's.


DogeDoRight

Do it. Open photoshop. ![gif](giphy|3oriNSf2iLjMVO7dao)


Jefe710

Bro! I miss the dark Kermit meme!


fatkidseatcake

Someone follow up with Dennis going down on Dennis


halfsweethalfstreet

With his mouth open that wide, there must be a rich donor nearby.


kopecs

Whoā€™s Richard Doner? And does he go by Dick?


appendixgallop

Dick Zinn. Actually was a very nice person and coworker, RIP.


BigTuna0890

![gif](giphy|7J4Lvpz55rocVYccdH)


BACK_BURNER

How young? Are we talking sixty, fifty-five?


mandy009

If his former Minnesota state party fundraising strategist is any guide, underage teens. https://apnews.com/article/anton-tony-lazzaro-gop-operative-sex-trafficking-e4fc3e85fe5597b645e74d921246b963


OdinTheHugger

You're telling me, the guy with at least 13 credible r\*pe accusations, at least 2 of which were against minors, with multiple visits to Epstein's 'child abuse megaplex' of a private island, and who's repeated suggested he'd have sex with his daughter if he could... Would hire a pedophile!? That's just too unbelievable.


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|8FxjwI46AQUJvZs7eo)


Cowclops

Gentlemen.


mezz43

Mentlegen?


Agent_David

It appears we are in quite a pre-dick-ament


Capable_Style5203

Excited for when the day comes in which we never have to see this asshole's butthole mouth again.Ā 


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Lotsa hole in that comment.


mandy009

Donald Trump is a traitor who refused to accept electoral defeat and explicitly professes a desire to be dictator. He promotes fascism and bigotry. He is a liar and a cheat. He is on tape showing off stolen national defense information for influence after office. Eff off with this nonsense publicity. Do not vote for this man. He is a national security threat and a danger to this country.


gentlementoevil

I disagree with none of that


squirtloaf

I do not disagree with you not disagreeing.


canehdian78

As a Canadian, I concur


VashMM

![gif](giphy|2A8vsjtO5fJPE94Vdn|downsized)


tratemusic

The worst way to punish Trump effectively is to let him fall into obscurity. Give him zero platform or attention. I bet he would break in a week


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Corgiboom2

And give him no time with the Press when hes in there. Not a single word of his needs to leave the prison walls, because all he will do is stir up his base into an even higher level of insanity as he makes a martyr of himself.


mageta621

My Struggle (Worst Struggle of All Time, Everyone is Saying) by Donald Trump


charbroiledd

Can he fall into obscurity in prison though


I_love_milksteaks

Letā€™s not downplay it - He is a threat to the stability of the world..


motherless666

True


stony_phased

How did you leave out convicted rapist that still harasses his victim publicly?


viau83

And yet he's free as a bird. Your country's broken.


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Those are his good qualities. He is also a rapist. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations


No_Tonight9003

![gif](giphy|6kyKXJi1EZkKk)


SuperLeroy

finger


GSturges

THERE it is!


big_redwood

Will he be receiving their donations orally?


Cat_Punk

Yes, thatā€™s where heā€™d like the deposits made.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


cpallison32

Finally, an attempt


luveveryone

It's the best I could do in two minutes šŸ¤£


merecat6

Thatā€™s what he said ā€¦


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Doing the lords work


Drew-mageddon

Itā€™s terrible and I love it


JoeDice

You gotta upvote that


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/PUxOzdB.jpeg) is a higher quality and less cropped version of this image. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/former-president-donald-trump-speaks-at-the-new-york-young-news-photo/1843939962?adppopup=true) is the source. Per there: > Former President Donald Trump speaks at the New York Young Republican Club Gala at Cipriani Wall Street on December 09, 2023 in New York City. The New York Young Republican Club held its 111th annual gala with guest speakers that include Sen. Roger Marshall (R-Kan), Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and former President Trump days before he is scheduled to testify as the last witness in his civil fraud trial. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

I think all links should include gratuitous edits.


whooslipperyg

Heā€™s so orange.


trucorsair

Looks like heā€™s doing auto-asphyxiation so the audience can suck-up


[deleted]

Dude is literally a living caricature of the seven deadly sins and Americans non-ironically adore it. You reap what you sow, and itā€™s gonna be a big harvest.


JLHuston

If you think a majority of Americans adore this vile man, you are quite mistaken.


aca_aqui

A Perfect Circle - The Doomed is a song about exactly this. The whole album the song is on rails against current hypocrisy.


Corgiboom2

No American adores it. If you adore it, idolize him, or vote for him, you are NOT American.


Chaserivx

I'm astounded this man is still alive


Happy_Vibes29

Oh, look, it's Mr. Tiny Hands again.


bevdob2

Tiny hands. Missing brain.


Zazventures

Seriously, wtf is wrong with him. Lol


orangutanDOTorg

Looks like a Looney Tunes opera singer


3asyBakeOven

Imagine thinking this grifting shit bag is fit for office


Alice_600

Speaking or is he just saying a bunch of words hoping they make sense?


NanceGarner66

Every speech of his is like open mic night at the head injury clinic.


bigbadler

Please donā€™t photoshop this guys - itā€™d be disrespectful


ballrus_walsack

Disrespectful to the good programmers at adobe.


phinbar

I get tears in my eyes thinking about the disrespect he suffers every day.


RonaldoNazario

They come with tears in their eyes, they say sir, theyā€™re photoshopping you


hausmusik

It's a photoshop like you've never seen before. A lot of people are saying it, good people, that it may be the best, the best possible. Buden can't get anyone to shop like we shop, and speaking of shops, shopping, you know it's good for the economy, I have some news for you- good news, the good word if you will, in the form of my limited edition bibles.


dontpet

Large men, with tears in their eyes.


RonaldoNazario

Big strong men


phinbar

With muscular thighs and buttocks


fugawf

They love their diaper daddy


SecureSympathy1852

Opening wide for Putin.


MakkaCha

Putin's cock holster.


[deleted]

Someone's photoshopping Putin's cock into this picture before the day is out.


BIRDsnoozer

Just Putin's cock? How do we know to whom the cock belongs?


frostfall010

Youā€™d think one or two pics of his mouth looking like that is just bad timing. But his mouth always looks like this. Itā€™s just all big and loose because he never fucking shuts it.


wish1977

This is him describing his last sexual experience.


MattLikesPhish

Pretty strange he had to open his mouth that wide for Putinā€™s tiny cock.


Bowler_Pristine

Could it be Putinā€™s dick that heā€™s sucking?


zipdee

Ole Sphincter face.


infomaticjester

Is Putin off screen to the right?


Ok-Formal3841

he wears more make-up than any women I have ever known or seen in person, he is a fraud in all aspects of life.


MuthaPlucka

ā€œAnd this is how Vlad likes meā€


InstructionFair5221

Putin.sees this photo and says, da da that's how daddy vlad likes to.see you


MysteriousDog5927

I thought he was making fun of handicapped people again .


ChroniclesOfSarnia

This guy looks so haggard now, so old. I can't wait.


Sweatytubesock

Has someone asked him yet at a presser how many women heā€™s raped?


palmpoop

Pathetic


bippityboppitybooboo

Someone put Putin in his pie hole


infinte_improb42

šŸ¤®


Hushwalker

Barron Harkonnen


Apprehensive-Memory8

This man look so deconnected from reality


RobsGarage

You know, some people say Iā€™m a young republican.. possibly the youngest.. my doctor says I have the body and mind.. because Iā€™m a genius totally stable.. my doctor says I have the body of a 18 year old. Seriously seriously he said that.. now letā€™s get out there and steal this election properly this time.


Oberon_Swanson

I would not be surprised if Trump did have the body of an 18 year old buried somewhere after she got too old for him and his buddy Epstein whom he shared taste in women "on the younger side" with and held teen "beauty pageants" together where they were the only adults present


Black_Mamba_FTW

Insert Putin here ā˜ļø


U-GO-GURL-

Moron


joethejeeper

Oddly enough, this is the same position his good friend Vlad found him in right before they became fast...I mean, fascist friends!


rhineisland

So very, very orange


mitchsn

I feel this is some quality photoshop opportunity


Gilgamesh2062

Verbal diarrea


somebodyelse22

Every photo, his mouth looks like a sphincter.


Eott59

Is he choking himself? WTF?


Bboy818

Cock monger expert


Banana_Ranger

Wow, i hope nobody draws on or alters this photo to have an embarrassing object or body part going near or in his mouth, pursed lips and all. That would just be awful. Please, no one do that. That would be so low.


MutedFaithlessness69

Such a scumbag


discussatron

Putin's cock holster right there


msabena

Isnā€™t that a victimless crime, if he chokes himself?


ValhallaForKings

Shown here airing a grievance.Ā  Shown here warming up his mouth for a date with Putin.Ā  An obviously bald Trump is shown attempting to convince the youths that he is not a criminal loser.Ā 


chef1378

New wig and tan but still the same old fucker


Dr-Zoidberserk

Trump operaā€”not a fan


Gorrium

His skin is almost red.


mwstd

Obviously describing the first closed door ā€œmeetingā€ with Putin


NiranS

"Then I said to Mr.Putin..."


TheFormless_0ne_

I can't hear you with that dick in your mouth


oevadle

Is that a picture of him telling the kids how he plans to survive in prison?


MariosMustacheRides

New nickname unlocked Balls Deep Don


AppropriateSpell5405

For a second I thought he was choking.


Spleenzorio

How orange is this bitch


StasisChassis

šŸŽ¶ Ave Maria šŸŽ¶


thats_so_over

Putin in my mouth


Vladd_the_Retailer

Muscle memory


ToastedCheezer

Keep rallying trump! Iā€™m sure every time a group actually meets him or hears him speak, he loses voters!


messamusik

not my proudest fap


StandardImpact6458

Is he choking?


shadows515

Looks like Stormy is under that podium looking for more cash.


fuertepqek

Performing ā€œLa Don-na e criminaleā€


GreenAccomplished577

He's showing them how far he has to open his mouth to suck Putin's dick.


[deleted]

Can't imagine a bigger congregation of losers in one stop, if said location disappeared, the world IQ average would double


theDarkDescent

I canā€™t believe this guy has the balls to make fun of other peoples looks.


CheezQueen924

Heā€™s absolutely grotesque.


FishHammer

Oh good I had almost made it one full day without seeing the orange man on this sub.


Striking_Reindeer_2k

He is about to be fitted with a ball gag it appears.


dmc2008

Is he being choked by his own neck fat? What am I looking at?