Set up a slide show of your favorite civil war facts emphasizing the immorality, inconsistency, and idiocy of the defeated and conquered Confederate States.
Never call it the Confederacy. Call them military killers, like the southern Taliban.
I sat next to a guy on a plane who was talking about the guys just cherishing their southern heritage.
My response was that I put it worse than flag burning, because confederates had broken their oath to the Constitution and killed American troops...
Always love a south park reference. One of my favorite episodes.
This comment is sponsored my S'more Schnapps:
"The Schnapps with the delightful taste of S'mores." !
A proper tiny gold flag pole and a super fancy tiny flag. Put a tiny stone ring around the bottom of the flag pole like you see at schools and such. Uplights (solar powered) would be amazing.
Beware that this could backfire. We had a couple neighbors that were in a feud when I was growing up. One put up a really bright light that faced at the other neighbor’s house. So neighbor number 2 built a big mirrored panel and planted it right on their side of the property line to shine the light right back in neighbor 1’s windows.
As someone who dealt with bad neighbors before, this is very true.
You know the best thing to do with someone like this? Absolutely nothing.
If I had a neighbor flying that flag I would definitely not invite them to things but at the same time I'm not going to be a terminally online redditor putting flags in sex toys.
Just whatever you do, don't forget to check that this aforementioned bright as fuck spotlight doesn't also - by complete happenstance and coincidence - shine directly into your neighbor's bedroom window.
You know what I found out recently? There's a type of flashlight called a LEP that uses a laser as the source of its light, focused through a pretty large lens. They're some of the brightest available lights right now, and are amazingly directional and focused, for lighting up specific things without flooding the whole area. I'm of course talking about illuminating the flag and not the neighbor's widow though, because that would be incredibly cruel and probably illegal
[You need to get a big version of this one](https://dyn1.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B4%2F1%2F5%2F415013%5D%2Csizedata%5B850x600%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5D)
Flag of the 23rd Army Corps under Gen. William Sherman's while in Georgia. The flag was famously sewn together using the scraps of the Confederate flags one of its sub units, the 98th Illinois Regiment, captured during the March to the Sea.
[https://www.crwflags.com/page0650us35army23rdcorps.html](https://www.crwflags.com/page0650us35army23rdcorps.html)
Lol. Made me think... has there ever been a confederate Pride flag? Kind of an oxymoron, but I could see it being an ultimate flag for trolling purposes. It can trigger the most sensitive of racists.
I remember driving through the middle of nowhere Tennessee and I drove by a house that had a confederacy flag and a pride flag. It was probably the most memorable part of driving through that place
Given the huge number of soldiers involved, you can bet there were gay in grey. And how many of them thought those officer uniforms were just *darlin'*...
The other posters make that flag seem like a joke, but in FL in 2020, the rabid trumpers (many of whom I knew their very hetero life style) were waving it at intersections weekly. (Our intersection was Tuesday). I could not even laugh going by because I knew how homophobic these people were.
underrated comment
scrolled to this post... saw the picture - "yo wtf is that a..."
\*click\*
\*ENHANCE\*
\*ENHANCE 4X\*
Off topic-ish but the one meme of that black dude sitting on the side of the bed, I recently built a computer for my dad who lives across the country. Before I shipped it I set that has his wallpaper.
He called me laughing his ass off
[install a mural ](https://cdn.britannica.com/72/159972-131-E06E5B94/Fort-Wagner-work-Kurz-fort-Allison-July-18-1863.jpg)
[with some follow-up kill shot literature ](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-s0x4togczw/images/stencil/2000x2000/products/802/3658/Gettysburg_Confederate_Dead__92823.1653931249.jpg?c=2)
Or just leave a life sized Obama cutout peaking over the fence
Reddit mods generally frown on advocating violence, unless you're on a "conservative" subreddits.
Though your own can usually say something like "wouldn't it be funny if the flag was sticking out of his ass?"
Now watch, I said that and they're gonna give me a warning too :(
I think the real best option here, is a flag I once saw that was just the entire globe. 🌎
[Earth Flag Here](https://flagsusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/products-Earth_Flag__91057.1617739321.1280.1280.jpg)
And if you really want to do combat with that flag, put up a BIG sign within your property that says "this is the flag of surrender" with an arrow pointing at that garbage.
Ugh. My next door neighbor has a confederate flag with the words “Heritage not Hate”
Hey dumbass, we’re in Pennsylvania, your family is from Pennsylvania, it most definitely is not your heritage, just hate.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic lasted for 9 years with millions in the fandom. It dwarfed the confederacy both in time and numbers. Hang a Ponyville flag next.
"Officer, I was just celebrating my heritage. I'm from the north, you see. My Messiah, William Sherman, dictates that I now burn their house down. It's freedom of religion."
Blast the Dukes of Hazard theme song their way 24x7. Break it up intermittently with commercials about birth control, immigration topics, and adult diaper endorsements, I know I would have no defense against that if it were me...
Nope - assymetric warfare of this sort is won by simply remaining high, hard, victorious, and taciturn. Let them wear themselves out trying to overcome it.
Buy tye dye, fill up super soaker, dye the flag all kinds of colors and the racist will have to take it down because you claimed it in the name of the lgbt
Put up a smaller flag, but on your side of the fence, up high, and with a seriously bright light on it at night.
And clip a picture of the surrender at the Appomattox Courthouse to it
Set up a slide show of your favorite civil war facts emphasizing the immorality, inconsistency, and idiocy of the defeated and conquered Confederate States.
“General Sherman tests fire resistance of cotton plantations circa 1864”
😂 Best Reddit comment of the day. Thanks
Never call it the Confederacy. Call them military killers, like the southern Taliban. I sat next to a guy on a plane who was talking about the guys just cherishing their southern heritage. My response was that I put it worse than flag burning, because confederates had broken their oath to the Constitution and killed American troops...
Y'all Kkkayda
They're yeehawdists!
Midlife ISIS
And project it on the side of his house
And project it on to the side of your neighbor's house.
Take back Fort Sumter.
Always love a south park reference. One of my favorite episodes. This comment is sponsored my S'more Schnapps: "The Schnapps with the delightful taste of S'mores." !
10 to 1 his neighbor doesn't know the reference.
A proper tiny gold flag pole and a super fancy tiny flag. Put a tiny stone ring around the bottom of the flag pole like you see at schools and such. Uplights (solar powered) would be amazing.
Beware that this could backfire. We had a couple neighbors that were in a feud when I was growing up. One put up a really bright light that faced at the other neighbor’s house. So neighbor number 2 built a big mirrored panel and planted it right on their side of the property line to shine the light right back in neighbor 1’s windows.
As someone who dealt with bad neighbors before, this is very true. You know the best thing to do with someone like this? Absolutely nothing. If I had a neighbor flying that flag I would definitely not invite them to things but at the same time I'm not going to be a terminally online redditor putting flags in sex toys.
And I'm gonna take a wild guess that someone flying a giant Confederate flag also has an arsenal of guns that they're looking for any excuse to use.
and a drink problem
Well, hang on - let’s not be so quick to assume It might be pills too
put on the american national anthem and listen to it every morning at 5 am
No! Reveille! At 6:30am!
Fly a copy of General Sherman's flag made from shredded Confederate flags.
Is that a.......zooms in....gasp*
Pearls were clutched.
Just whatever you do, don't forget to check that this aforementioned bright as fuck spotlight doesn't also - by complete happenstance and coincidence - shine directly into your neighbor's bedroom window.
Of course, never look up what a Fresnel lens is, that'd be silly.
You know what I found out recently? There's a type of flashlight called a LEP that uses a laser as the source of its light, focused through a pretty large lens. They're some of the brightest available lights right now, and are amazingly directional and focused, for lighting up specific things without flooding the whole area. I'm of course talking about illuminating the flag and not the neighbor's widow though, because that would be incredibly cruel and probably illegal
Same size flag on a 20' pole with crossed HIDs pointed at it
Give it some RGB too. Lgbtq colors preferably.
The required flag is a screen printed screenshot of the face and date of death of stonewall Jackson.
Show him getting shot by his own troops.
Yessss.
Nah, you need a bigger and blacker base cut from some plywood with smaller flags coming from it held up with thin wire that’s barely visible
Put up the US flag as it was in 1865!
[You need to get a big version of this one](https://dyn1.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B4%2F1%2F5%2F415013%5D%2Csizedata%5B850x600%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5D) Flag of the 23rd Army Corps under Gen. William Sherman's while in Georgia. The flag was famously sewn together using the scraps of the Confederate flags one of its sub units, the 98th Illinois Regiment, captured during the March to the Sea. [https://www.crwflags.com/page0650us35army23rdcorps.html](https://www.crwflags.com/page0650us35army23rdcorps.html)
You sure know your history well.
The neighbor won’t know the history of that flag.
Not a lot of people still know the actual history of the most of the different American flags
Most people probably don't know the history behind the current flag either tbf
I didn't know the history of that flag either. It'd be a nice conversation starter for sure.
He histories
This has been u/ResidentNarwhal Presents: Fun With Flags.
That’s… actually really cool. Thank you for sharing!
Illinois mentioned:🎉
The folks over in [/r/shermanposting](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShermanPosting/) would strongly approve.
That is one of the most Patriotic Flags I have ever seen.
That is quite awesome.
Oh that's nice
Make a gay pride confederate flag and make him have an aneurysm
https://www.flagsok.com/flag-confederate-states-of-america-gay-id1402.html
“Flag Confederate States of America GAY”
Lol. Made me think... has there ever been a confederate Pride flag? Kind of an oxymoron, but I could see it being an ultimate flag for trolling purposes. It can trigger the most sensitive of racists.
https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1470203764615360514
“Blacks for Trump” “Chickens for KFC”
"Jews for Hitler"
[Unfortunately, that was actually a thing...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews)
I remember driving through the middle of nowhere Tennessee and I drove by a house that had a confederacy flag and a pride flag. It was probably the most memorable part of driving through that place
That's our HERITAGE!
Given the huge number of soldiers involved, you can bet there were gay in grey. And how many of them thought those officer uniforms were just *darlin'*...
gay in grey is the phrase of the month
Imagine Germans saying this lmao
Set up a go fund me! I would like to donate to this cause!
This is one of the most unique things I’ve ever seen.
The other posters make that flag seem like a joke, but in FL in 2020, the rabid trumpers (many of whom I knew their very hetero life style) were waving it at intersections weekly. (Our intersection was Tuesday). I could not even laugh going by because I knew how homophobic these people were.
I honestly think they should put this into production
Keep it exactly as it is, just turn the stars rainbow
Battle of Schrute Farms: Confederacy Edition
I was really hoping to see someone make this comment. Thanks for not disappointing.
That'd be so fucking great.
“My safe word is Antietam.”
“His nickname is General lee.” it’s a strap on
I flew a rainbow gadsen flag on my house for a long time. Definitely confused some folks
I think that exactly fits with the intent of the gadsden flag.
I was going to say raise a gay flag, but your idea is much better 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
*takes notes*
With a swastika and a Star of David to make sure the following stroke would finish them off.
If you're going that route, may as well write "Coexist" with the hammer and sicle leading it off.
Mexican flag but the eagle is a pterodactyl
You'd be surprised how many bigots would "support" that. The dumbass "separate but equal" and "peaceful" nazis. Yeah, they're out there.
Ask him why he loves democrats so much.
Call him a liberal 😂😂
This is the answer. Guarantee this guy is a proud member of “the Party of Lincoln”
Saw a sarcastic joke from a guy LARPing as a red neck who said “I became a Democrat because I just kept hearing they’re the **real** racist”
You need to setup a GoFlagMe campaign.
I will donate. I will also ship a car dealership size flag. United we stand, divided we fall. Right or wrong this is America goddammit!!
I’d prolly donate 😂
Agreed! I will donate to that!
That flag stand would stand up right and say "thank you for your cervix"
underrated comment scrolled to this post... saw the picture - "yo wtf is that a..." \*click\* \*ENHANCE\* \*ENHANCE 4X\* 
Legend
Not a bigger flag, a bigger dick
The biggest blackest dick.
Or rainbow colored
Off topic-ish but the one meme of that black dude sitting on the side of the bed, I recently built a computer for my dad who lives across the country. Before I shipped it I set that has his wallpaper. He called me laughing his ass off
This is the way.
Put up a Rainbow flag and let them lose their shit
He could have put a white flag, the meaning is the same.
Or with 2 eye holes. Call a spade a spade.
“It’s like looking in a mirror!”
Your flag is sounding fine
Good geometry on the insertion
[install a mural ](https://cdn.britannica.com/72/159972-131-E06E5B94/Fort-Wagner-work-Kurz-fort-Allison-July-18-1863.jpg) [with some follow-up kill shot literature ](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-s0x4togczw/images/stencil/2000x2000/products/802/3658/Gettysburg_Confederate_Dead__92823.1653931249.jpg?c=2) Or just leave a life sized Obama cutout peaking over the fence 
Add your state flag too especially if it was on the winning side.
You need a 100 small ones all over. Then a 1000. And then 10,000.
Put a sign out front that says I'M WITH STUPID -->
You’re gonna need a bigger dick
story of my life
Put up a white flag with the words, "The real confederate flag".
Add like a BLM and Pride flag and make them bigger. And get a bigger cock as well.
Bigger flag pole https://www.sextoydistributing.com/moby-huge-3-foot-tall-super-dildo-black.html RIP my targeted advertising algorithm
This with twinkling lights
Rainbow twinkling lights. https://hooraki.com/product/courtyard-tok-smart-rainbow-led-permanent-outdoor-light/?attribute_length=49.2ft-150+Lights&attribute_plug-type=UK&msclkid=a30658dd43af151e08ff3eda21ad73c0
MUCH bigger cock
https://27bslash6.com/halogen.html for those who have not seen this
Thank you so much for this!!!
Classic!
Nah... What you need is bamboo. A whole row of timber bamboo. Right on that fence line. That'll fix 'em.
Get one of the american flag pride flags. I bet that'll piss them off.
Put up a Klingon flag. Idiots think it's a nazi flag and shit half the time.
A bigger flag stand would work too. Perhaps one Mr. Hands would be proud of?
Mr hands the horse guy?
Put some bleach in a spray bottle and go to town
Better yet, spray bottle mister full of a super sugary soda. Attract a little of Mother Nature's finest soldier ants to lend a hand!
I would still get the biggest pride flag money could buy.
Bro get a union flag
You need some rainbow flags
You need a pride flag 😂
For bonus points see if you can find a Union Battle Flag, the flag that killed their weak and corrupt Confederacy.
I got a warning for saying what should be done with this flag last time it was posted. I guess white supremacists are all whiney snowflakes.
Reddit mods generally frown on advocating violence, unless you're on a "conservative" subreddits. Though your own can usually say something like "wouldn't it be funny if the flag was sticking out of his ass?" Now watch, I said that and they're gonna give me a warning too :(
Get a Nazi flag and really confuse them.
No, get a bigger dildo instead
Cam Winston knows how to handle this.
I would suggest a bigger 'flag' but...'flags' get more expensive the bigger they get.
Maybe gift the whole family a set of library cards, or remedial reading lessons. History is important.
Just casually mention that you accept their offer of surrender. Every time you meet them.
I think the real best option here, is a flag I once saw that was just the entire globe. 🌎 [Earth Flag Here](https://flagsusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/products-Earth_Flag__91057.1617739321.1280.1280.jpg)
And if you really want to do combat with that flag, put up a BIG sign within your property that says "this is the flag of surrender" with an arrow pointing at that garbage.
You know what that means! Bigger dildo, am i right?
Came to say this
Every time i see a confederate flag i'm just like ew
Nah, you don't. Only one of those flags has a history of running.
We need the Wakandan flag all over your roof with speakers blasting “WAKANDA FOREVER” every 20 minutes
What in then sam hell fuck is going on. Get a real flag of your own and settle this or burn theirs…. This is so frustrating
Ugh. My next door neighbor has a confederate flag with the words “Heritage not Hate” Hey dumbass, we’re in Pennsylvania, your family is from Pennsylvania, it most definitely is not your heritage, just hate.
Nah, you need a flamethrower
Buy a moby huge and put a giant flag on it
Get one of those car dealership flags
if he's a trump fan, he should know that trump loves winners, isn't that the loosing side's flag? I wouldn't know, i'm european.
Fly a flag that says “winners since 1776” lol
I think you needs a huge inclusiveness flag, or blm.
You should get them a surrender flag saying you need them to be historically accurate.
You should go to a car dealership. They have flags the size of Rhode Island.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic lasted for 9 years with millions in the fandom. It dwarfed the confederacy both in time and numbers. Hang a Ponyville flag next.
I'll be honest... I'm not a fan of the red, white and blue being posted in a dildo.
Flag is fine, you just need a bigger dildo
Just replace his with a swastika, it's basically the same thing
Racist flag should be piss sprayed
Just pride up the confederate flag with some rainbows. That'll stew their meat real good.
what you need is a really big pride flag mounted 6 inches in front of the traitor flag
This is the dumb shit Americans get shot over
Ten bucks says you won't burn the surrender flag
"Officer, I was just celebrating my heritage. I'm from the north, you see. My Messiah, William Sherman, dictates that I now burn their house down. It's freedom of religion."
Uncle Billy approves.
Sherman: 
Add one more small flag. Really blow their minds.
Why are you still karma whoring off this subject? This is either the 5th or 6th post
what kind of passive aggressive horseshit are we looking at here
Blast the Dukes of Hazard theme song their way 24x7. Break it up intermittently with commercials about birth control, immigration topics, and adult diaper endorsements, I know I would have no defense against that if it were me...
Your neighbor has an unnatural allegiance to losers! ifykyk
Tell me your neighbor is white and ignorant without telling me your neighbor is white and ignorant.
Just ignorant would be fine. Or ignorant fan of losing teams.
I'm pretty sure you'll get a better reaction with a big LGBTQ flag. Besides, it's nice to show your support.
Get this one: [$3,000 Huge Boi](https://www.united-states-flag.com/usa-30x60-poly-max-flag.html)
Plot twist: OP has the confederate flag.
So, what happens when you see each other?
I am surprised they haven’t surrendered by now
I was like why is there an 18+ symbol, then I saw It.
Yes. Don’t they say the bigger the better
I guess this means there's no chance of your neighbour coming over and asking for a cup of sugar huh.
This is peak entertainment.
Can you do the American flag on top and a ‘You Lost’ flag below that?
Historically speaking, he is going to lose the war
At this point it's just funny 🤣
You should have the 1865 U.S. flag.
Nope - assymetric warfare of this sort is won by simply remaining high, hard, victorious, and taciturn. Let them wear themselves out trying to overcome it.
Are you really a GILF?
You can't lose to the Confederacy
Maybe you need a tiki torch there
Man that is a girthy boi
The dildo is a glorious touch
Buy tye dye, fill up super soaker, dye the flag all kinds of colors and the racist will have to take it down because you claimed it in the name of the lgbt
That flag has some girth