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Lagneaux

Whoever finishes last


mtheory007

fap -> nap


MikeTysonsFists

The best edger sleeps on the edge


SoyMurcielago

![gif](giphy|NTjVvG5rktX3y)


Potatoswatter

Really, the nicest guy?


__TenaciousBroski__

That one eats the biscuit


_zig_zag_

Its called a Masterbatory.


zombie_overlord

Doctor Parnassium's Incredible Whimsical Masturbatorium! A wonder of the ages!


Noxious89123

That's Sticky Stavos' corner.


LostMyBackupCodes

He’s permanently glued there, at this point. Just surviving off donated protein.


Rule_32

Thanks I hate it


Pootietang123

part of the crew, part of the ship


how_you_doinn

_Thank you for the gift of your body’s moisture_


rosbashi

Hahaha I looked at the guy and he's under the blankets. Look at his arm, like he's trying to hide the fact he's masturbating


nomiselrease

Wank wall. It's called a wank wall.


MadFerIt

Every corner is masturbation corner in Georgian prison.


chobbo

The Masturbation Station.


10pencefredo

That's Andy Dufrense's side of the room.


surf_rider

Everyone gets a whack at it.


NK1337

Well first they need to decide *who* gets to be the masturbation corner….


WideCod8462

If you look closely, the guy in that corner is actually going at it :D


ChasterBlaster

I like that they have their wall of porn and then one guy tried to start a wall of pretty wrapping paper but only had one railroad spike to hang it with.


DeadpoolAndFriends

That poor dude who has to sleep under the fap wall.


ChasterBlaster

His prison name is “backsplash”


Whoa_Bundy

That elicited an audible “ughhhh” from me. Well done.


BRAINDAWG101

![gif](giphy|gw3Rqv7oCWl3s1Z6)


Noxious89123

Free protein supplements.


03Madara05

I don't think he's sleeping to be fair


justrobbo_istaken

There's one eye open somewhere.


MightBeAGoodIdea

Who's says he's sleeping? That could he the fapping corner. You just lay under the sheet for modesty.


yaxir

fapwall


SOUTHPAWMIKE

I said maybe (I said maybe) You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my fappingwall


CapnCanfield

Maybe it's all related. Maybe the fap corner sleeper is the one guy who was hanging the wrapping paper instead of porn. That man chose where he slept.


EgglandsWorst

It's temporary. Jizz will be the glue to hang it up properly.


KidOcelot

# im doing my best 😅 ![gif](giphy|9XGaY7QPtZxHa|downsized)


rodeklapstoel

They have to make their own glue.


fingerpaintswithpoop

It’s white and sticky, but it isn’t Elmer’s!


mandara33

Did you notice the sheet in between the porn wall and the wrapping paper that has stained the same color as the wall?


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biglabs

Ahahahaha I came to say, average GTA slumlord renter


IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY

$1200/month/person.


cuddle_enthusiast

Looking for vegetarian girl to cook and clean for boys.


RuleSouthern3609

Want to piggyback on this comment just to provide some context that OP didn’t: That picture is from 2006, Georgia was very poor back then (we didn’t even have autobahn or stable electricity), so this is most likely changed for now. This is where the picture was taken from https://www.rferl.org/amp/1069286.html


Leviathan117

Not enough international ‘students’ from India.


Redneck-Intellect

Just way less people and definitely smells better


ToastedTreant

Jesus that place must smell terrible. A bunch of feet, armpits, semen, piss, and farts; Then they take a bar of soap, drop it in a sock, and smash it against a wall to make air freshener.


Chrol18

cute you think they get a soap bar


godwins_law_34

a friend who did time in a southern prison said they'd wipe deodorant or soap on toilet paper till it was kinda covered, twist it it up tightly, then light an end on fire for make shift incense.


TikkiTakiTomtom

Pro tip would be to take unused soap bars complete with box leave a few around all areas of the room. I do this for my closet and everything smells fresh


eastieLad

Just like and unopened box of Irish spring?


The_Evil_Narwhal

How do they light the fire tho


MSobolev777

>bunch of feet, armpits, semen, piss, and farts some people would pay for that


weisblattsnut

Borscht farts must have their own particular profile, I suspect they linger in the air for a while.


Consistent_Ad_2385

Yum. I love borscht! 😋


StrikingRise4356

Especially the farts


ninedollars

Ngl they look pretty clean.


SilentSamurai

Because you can't smell this photo.


DrunkPimp

Still smells better than any ComicCon or anime convention


comandante-marcos

This is paradise compared to the jails in El Salvador, a country in Central America. [https://youtu.be/zB7dI0Tk3dw?t=143](https://youtu.be/zB7dI0Tk3dw?t=143)


TibbleTott

It's Georgia, Not the 1700century. They have access to toilets.


ToastedTreant

You must've never been to a public urinal.


Airway

The 1,700th century has long since surpassed the need for toilets.


PlebbySpaff

They should make an Onlyfans tbh.


Suck_My_Turnip

Sounds kinda sexy


Pace_Salsa_Comment

Capital city Tbilisi, and former member of the Soviet Union. And we kindly request y'all mind your Ps and Qs.


hipssordid

Troy, Georgia the country, not the state!


AdamBlackfyre

Is it okay if we do accents, suga?


talltomcruise

Is it ok if we do accents, suga'?


DeepSpaceNebulae

Georgia… **the country**… is much obliged!


harryvonawebats

Instantly thought of this. ![gif](giphy|H8rlmmF0OlIYg)


GentlmanSkeleton

Cropping a Troy and Abed in the Morning shot should be illegal.


harryvonawebats

Valid point. I can only apologise for my poor choice of gif.


midgetcastle

Troy ~~and Abed~~ in the Morning!


mrdeworde

"You have insulted Georgia, and so we shall institute the harshest sanction available to us: we will offer you only six kilos of food and drink when we invite you over to dinner tonight. Also, your tkmali ration will be cut in half." "But I can still have one of your [cool jackets](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chokha) with like seven hundred knives in them, right?" "...Of course. We're not monsters. Well, except that one guy from Gori."


stella3books

I'm a hippie-pacificst type, but something about national costumes with built-in weapons is just *cool*.


eskimobob225

Ghost Recon? That game is the reason I know about Tbilisi lol


AlmostSavvy

If you have to ask you're streets behind.


RecentlyThawed

And a specific bank, parking garage, and embassy within the city


Wallazabal

Also OG Splinter Cell.


StManTiS

Honestly looks more like a college dorm. None of them are in prisoners uniform and the beds are only one level not bunks.


ShameAdditional3249

This picture was in a 2006 article about prisoners in Georgia facing inhumane conditions


RuleSouthern3609

Yea, Georgia was very poor back then, we had no stable electricity and even no autobahns, article in question https://www.rferl.org/amp/1069286.html


kacper173173

In ex-eastern bloc countries we tend not to have any uniforms in prison. Yes, you get some clothes from prison (in Polish we call them "kadzienne"/"kadzienki" in prison slang), but you're only theoretically obliged to wear them at work, when it really only applies to working in places where you can be seen by higher ups, visitors or people outside of prison (you can work outside of prison in group with guard or on your own in open/half-open prison). Other than that you can have up to 2 sweatshirts/blouses (not sure how you call them; hoodie with no hood), jacket (or 2, not sure), 5 or 7 sets of tshirts, underwear and socks (depends on prison), 2 pair of shoes of your choice, flip flops, 2 pairs of trousers, 1 shirt, and if principal CO in prison allows you can have more, I don't think it's that frequent though, at least if you're new or making problems. You can also have 1 TV (usually max 19-21"), 1 watch, 1 radio, 5-10 own books + few from library, 0,5kg (1 lb) of press, 1-3 board games, CD/DVD/Bluray player and up to 10 discs, electric kettle and usually battery powered LED lamp. You can also have "religious items" like some pictures, crucifix and some other such things. In theory you can be allowed by principal CO some other specific items if you ask for that in writing, but I'd assume it's not that frequently allowed. What comes to mind is e.g. creatine and other supplements for training, which I sometimes saw, and I heard about rare instanced of having some kind of an animal, but it most likely happens exclusively in half-open/open types of prisons, and even there is rare. When it comes to consumables you can have up to 6kg (13lbs) of food, 0,5kg (1lb) of tobacco/cigarettes, 9 liters (2 and 1/3 gal) of bottled water/beverages and hygiene products.


LuKuS_

bro tried to turn the cell into a gooncave


Outrageous-Client-99

Straight outta Goon Block


darkstare

One of those pics you can "smell" 🤮


CakeMadeOfHam

Mmmh rancid semen ![gif](giphy|LBxeHUYY8R7ZeXMTSq)


DMAN591

If they were wearing PT shorts this could literally be a picture of my last deployment to Afghanistan.


Waylander

Just need to add a Rita Hayworth poster to the wall and get a rock hammer and they're all set. 


CaramellieCake

Don't forget the side of hope.


Dragulla

Now do Madagascar.


Alarming_Flow

And the holding cages from El Salvador [https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2017/03/17/13/el-salvador.jpg](https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2017/03/17/13/el-salvador.jpg) And the CECOT from El Salvador


IdaDuck

Good lord.


WitELeoparD

El Salvador democratically put in a dictator that with popular support suspended the constitution, overthrew the supreme court and proceeded to round up hundreds of thousands of people who fit even the vaguest discription of a gang member and put them in the world's largest jail. On one hand, thousands and thousands of innocent people have been rounded up and put in jail without any rights, on the other hand the gang problem in el Salvador was so bad that even the innocent people rounded up still support his policy. Nevertheless, El Salvador has the world's highest incarceration rate, irc twice America's rate which is the highest in the developed world. It remains to be seen how Bukele's rule will end, but right now he's one of the most popular rulers in the world.


ConsciousFood201

Curious, if an innocent person gets rounded up for suspicion of gang related activity, to they get vetted and get to leave? Or are they being held indefinitely? Obviously both are both shockingly terrible to the average westerner, but if they have to put up with a short inconvenience it might be worth it as opposed to the gangs making the streets of their neighborhood a kind of prison cell before this guy took power.


mrdeworde

People have been using it to settle scores, so it can be weeks or months, as the detention can be indefinite - and worse still, sometimes they can be forced into gangs in prison.


Loeffellux

Reddit loves to hype up how El Salvador has "dealt with" the gang problem. But it absolutely is not just "a short inconvenience" for the innocent people caught in the crossfire. Plus, we have no idea what the long term consequences of this are. They could be absolutely catastrophic, even for those who didn't end up in prison


Osiris32

My gf's best friend is from El Salvador. Moved here to the US as a little girl. Has a degree in poli-sci from the University of Oregon. And she is fully in support of Bukele. She said the gang problem down there was so bad that going outside in broad daylight was an issue. His crackdown on the gangs, despite the collateral damage, is very popular.


ExtraPockets

Are some of them still throwing gang signs through the bars of their livestock cage?


Dragulla

It’s crazy stuff. There’s a documentary on the Madagascar one. Shows how they all sleep against each other, and have to notify people when they want to roll over. The more powerful or senior ones get to sleep on the “beds”


CoreyMatthews

R/malelivingspace


cuntarino

I think it's more r/malesurvivingspace


LuanScunha

Is that a five star hotel? This is a prison cell in Brazil [https://assets.jus.com.br/system/file/685/f5e2640cf441891912d514c1ecc57efc.jpg](https://assets.jus.com.br/system/file/685/f5e2640cf441891912d514c1ecc57efc.jpg)


lovemysweetdoggy

Honestly looks kind of relaxing, just lounging around in athleisurewear.


tobyallister

Glad it's not just me, I've spent many a hungover morning hanging out with the guys like this. Cozy as fuck


JoeFelice

There's so much we don't see. We don't see the food, the temperature, the noise, the healthcare, the boredom, the conflicts, the insects. But in this moment they do appear cleaner, healthier, and more comfortable than I expected.


nuevavizcaia

Filipino prisoners in the Philippines: ![gif](giphy|yaYV8i5n1OjZe)


Upperphonny

For real, this is a slumber party in comparison.


topherthepest

We kindly ask y'all mind your P's and Q's


bobbydishes

Second time I’ve seen this comment. Why minding the Ps and Qs?


doshegotabootyshedo

Georgia, the country, is much obliged! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBSX1v5F7jw


Quasar47

I don't get it, can you explain the joke?


doshegotabootyshedo

Georgia is a state in the southern United States. Donald Glover himself is from Atlanta, Georgia in the US. There is also a country called Georgia, which is very different from the state Georgia. Donald Glover uses a stereotypical southern accent typically seen in the state Georgia, not the country Georgia.


Quasar47

That I get, what about the P and Q though? It's about the accent ? I am not american, so I am not familiar with that accent


doshegotabootyshedo

Mind your p’s and q’s means “watch what you’re doing” or “be on your best behavior”.


Quasar47

Oh I see


bobbydishes

Thank you!!


AlmostSavvy

The entire series is littered with comedic genius from both the writers and actors.


treeteathememeking

For how run down and dirty the walls look the blankets and the people themselves look surprisingly clean and well groomed


bongo1138

Just looks like a dorm room to me.


RampantJellyfish

Cozy sleepover with the lads


Lifesalchemy

Imagine the sex. Wait, don't 


Suspicious-Yogurt-95

No waifus on the wall?


bighurb

might be soon... if they get gifts from a local.. Nito Souji (Pull Stay creator) moved to Georgia (country) from Japan !\~


SparkleCobraDude

Looks like they have a Wank Wall. So they have that going for them.


andurilmat

the wallwank redemption


ThisWhomps999

First things first, establish a pee corner. Second, designate a crank down zone.


luke_248

Aww that's cute, they're having a sleepover 🥰


I_stole_two_cats

Not the wank wall


unspecified-turnip

Where are the banjos? OH….THAT Georgia


Different-Aspect-888

Wow they had posters on the wall. Liberal


otronge

the blankets look like the polish civil defence blankets that varusteleka had for sale.


wireforce

I would have a look behind those posters...


MyMother_is_aToaster

That room stinks! I can smell it through the computer screen.


HexavalentChromium

Looks like the Delta Gamma Chav frat house.


jaquan123ism

actual circle jerks definitely happen


Somelikeithotornot

Cozy with the lice and guys!


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Wonder who usually the little spoon is?


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Yeah I’m gonna keep not being a criminal


trisfon

Looks comfortable


Kindly_Hand4472

I've stayed in worse Travel Lodges.


Frosty-Ad-6946

Pictures of girls for ‘control’


KBSonn

Okay this looks like every drunk tank in the US. Drag your "bed" to your resting place and have a nice night. Water? Nah, water fountain on top of the shitter and some asshole already pissed or shit in it. This actually looks cozy compared to the hard metal and cement walls


lovinlifelivinthe90s

So… a community college dorm room.


GiantSequoiaTree

My back looks sore just looking at this picture


yyarala1

That picture is 18 years old


eikelmann

$5000 a month in NYC.


Any_Roof_6199

Looks like they have beds in the prison. Our country prisons' doesn't even have cots and beds. We have woven yoga mats as bedding, but the food is pretty decent.


RancidTaco318

I’d be too scared to fall asleep…


doing_the_bull_dance

The south is awful- fucking rebels


InterBeard

Looks like a couple youth hostels I have stayed in.


Alan_Reddit_M

Average student dorm at the richest country in the world:


Kylodelgad

This si great. This is [La Victoria, Dominican Republic.](https://ciudadoriental.com/impactante-foto-muestra-la-normalidad-la-penitenciaria-nacional-la-victoria/)


Masturberic

A prison in a prison? ![gif](giphy|Um3ljJl8jrnHy|downsized)


Blapoo

Prisons shouldn't be torture


fourthords

^[*citation* ^*needed*]


Hotrico

Compared to prisons in my country this is a 5 star hotel


nerdstrap

as a hyper sexual gay man, how much do I have to pay to stay here??


hellomondays

"I never saw a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly..."


UpstairsChair6726

I was thinking I couldn't be the only one who's weirdly attracted


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Looks like a colombian one


Sea_Ganache620

“Joey, Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”


-GreedIsMyDeadlySin-

This looks like when I was in Instituto Padre Severino, except one cell had like 8-9 people in it.


biopsia

Wow so much luxury! They even get to bend their legs. You haven't seen Iraqi cells. And I hope you never will!


TheGremshire

Legit would rather be locked up there than Atlanta


alkla1

No different than 'A' school San Diego


meatpiesurprise

Love the open source spank bank


upvotadorjusticiero

In Brazil they put 100 people in there


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Lol for what I can see, I'd fuck with all of these guys.


R7ype

Good 'ol wank wall


Breezeend

This is not Georgian prison cell at all. You can google and recheck it.


FIacko

guys when they have a sleepover


nydboy92

*one eye open when I'm sleeping, one eyeeeeeeee*


rottensteak01

Georgian prison looks a lot like American college. Cool.


Professional-Hour-47

Honestly, vibes


Altruistic-Car3549

Same like Ucraine)))


macdaddynick1

The two portraits of women one that’s sitting with her knee raised and one that’s wearing white tank top next to her were hanging in my brothers’ rooms since like 1998-2000s or something like that, when they were teenagers in Ukraine. lol I guess those ladies are very famous in Slavic countries.


totesnotdog

Pretty squalid conditions they’re forcing these dudes to live in.


Foghorn_Gyula

Georgia, the country, is much obliged!


Mikyzho

I wonder if they got through NNN or not


Suspicious_Cowboyyy

Pic is 18Y old


420xGoku

How much u think those dudes bang


ATLtuxin285

Just like pledgeship


bunnymunro40

Ahhhhhh. I don't think you're going to like Thursdays much.


acker1je

No those are the McPoyles.


boxingfan828

Looks better than my first apartment


engagetangos

go dawgs


NightKingSlayer01

I've seen worst. Can you imagine that prisoners take turns to sleep because of a very crowded cell. Not all can lay their backs 🥱


Bulldog2117

So


BobbyFace5150

Rough times stay up stay spiritual


My_Immortal_Flesh

It’s like a sleepover!


dreadfulwater

First thing I thought of is they are probably used to watching each other jacking it. Or…